The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Er, Master, but the expression you just said doesn't mean that the other woman's donor is very material?" The monkey asked scratching his head.

Fang Zheng asked, "Is it material? A boy who hasn't come into his own life suddenly wants to pursue her, so what should she use to judge the reliability of this boy?"

The monkey was dumb.

Founder continued: "Women look at men's achievements, men look at women's looks and figures. This is not wrong in itself. Because these two things are just unfamiliar situations and give themselves a reason to know each other. This is a premise. As to whether we can come together after a deeper understanding, that is the last word. However, if a woman does not care about the defects of the man's personality and the lack of emotions in life, it is purely for money, and even tortuous. Being with a man is called material. Conversely, a man is also a material. "

The monkey scratched his head and said, "So esoteric, if you say that, if a man hasn't succeeded, and if a woman has no looks, wouldn't she have no chance to meet? Isn't that too bad?"

Founder Haha laughed and said, "I talked about two people who are not familiar with each other, at least not fully understanding each other's situation. In fact, any person in this world has his own circle. He will come into contact with all kinds of people. There will always be people in your circle who have been in contact with you for a long time and understand you, and like you as a person. At this time, two people basically do not look at the material, but look at the feelings. Without the material, Just work hard to make money together. However, you must find someone outside the circle, then you must take out something to attract each other. Men's achievements, talking and manners, women's looks and body are the most direct two.

In fact, this is the law of nature. Among animals, when choosing a mate, male birds like to tan their beautiful feathers; male animals like to tan their strong physique; thus attracting the opposite **** ... "

The monkey asked thoughtfully: "Master, why is the male bird in the animal world attracting females with a beautiful feather; when it comes to people, it is a woman attracting males with a beautiful appearance? This is completely reversed."

Founder smiled: "Who says men can't attract the opposite **** by their appearance?"

At this time, the voice of a red baby came from the door. As soon as the bear child came in, he shouted, "Master is right! Monkey, if you ask this question, it means that you usually don't watch the news well. I suggest you use it when you are fine. Search for Xiaoyou on your mobile phone, duck, Xiaobailian, GAY ... "

"Jingxin!" Founder heard that, the brain was suddenly black lines, and originally had a good discussion of the philosophy of life, how come the dead child's taste changed?

"Master, what are you doing?" Red baby asked.

Founder said: "Go and help the salted fish clear the snow."

"Uh ... Master, I'm back," cried Red Baby.

"Go there too!" Fang Zheng hummed.

The red baby looked at the monkey, and then at the Founder. As a result, when I went out, I saw the salted fish sitting on the Naihe Bridge holding the broom, and the tail of the fish was placed in Tianlong Pond.

"Hey, you're back? I don't need to clear the snow, haha ​​..." Honghai laughed.

Upon hearing the salted fish, he squeezed his eyes and laughed, "Jingxin, what am I going to give you?"

"What surprise?" Red baby asked.

The next moment, the salted fish jumped up, rushed to the sweeping road, and waved the broom to sweep the snowdrifts on both sides!

When the red baby saw this, his face suddenly turned black, and he said angrily, "You fool! Master asked me to help you sweep, that is to say, you also have to sweep, you did it, and it was bad luck together."

The salted fish stuck the broom on the ground, leaned on the broom himself, and said lazily, "The problem is, you do n’t stay with me, and I have swept so much snow. Then I am the only one who is unlucky, and you Come with me, that ’s two unlucky people. Two unlucky people are more comfortable than one, right? How can I make money? ”

Red baby is dumb, he is the first time to meet such a shameless guy!

When the red baby was speechless, the monkey came out: "Four masters, the master just said that the punishment has been changed, and you are asked to cook."

When the red baby heard it, he looked at the salty fish with a smirk, and he smiled: "Brother salted fish, are you surprised? Surprised? Unhappy? Haha ... sweep the floor yourself! Come on!"

After that, the red baby turned and left.

The salted fish looked at the snow in one place, and then looked at his fins. There was an urge to hit the snowdrift! This Nima is too pit!

However, the salted fish also scolded for a while, smelling the fragrant rice, the guy was enthusiastic, cleaned the snow, and rushed into the temple. However, the salted fish looked at a small group of crystal rice in the large bowl in front of him, and then looked at the way other people were sitting and eating Hesse, and there was suddenly sour.

Seeing that the salted fish didn't eat, the squirrel touched its belly, lay down in front of the large bowl of salted fish, looked inside with its feet, and looked at the salted fish dumbly.

Seeing this, the salted fish had a clever idea. It was relatively simple to think of this little thing. If I pretend to be miserable, will he share his share with me? Thinking of this, the salted fish's face collapsed immediately, dejected, as if running away from his wife.

Sure enough, the squirrel was immediately attracted and asked with interest: "Salty fish, what's wrong with you? You seem a little unhappy. Don't you eat?"

Salted fish sighed: "Hey ... I think of a sad past, and I'm not in the mood to eat. Besides, just this meal, hey ..."

Speaking of this, the salty fish gave a smirk in his heart: "Small, it's time to sympathize with me? Shouldn't I share it?"

The squirrel heard the words and looked at the salted fish with sympathy: "Poor salted fish, there is no appetite." After that, he looked at a small group of crystal rice in the bowl, crawled in with his buttocks in front of the salty The noodles of the fish picked up the crystal rice, and said with concern: "Master said that it can't be wasted. If you have no appetite, I'll make it easy for you to eat it."

Puff puff!

Others who had seen through the little tricks of salted fish long ago thought that squirrels would be fooled. A little worried ...

As a result, the squirrel was indeed fooled, but this guy's brain circuit is different from others. Even if he is fooled, the fooled way is not the same!

Everyone looked at the salty fish that had smashed their feet, looked at his stupid expression, and looked different from the squirrel's different nervous thinking mode. Everyone instantly sprayed, and the group laughed into a ball.

With a smile, the salted fish suddenly came back, grabbing the rice ball from the hand that the squirrel was about to stuff into the mouth, and then stuffed it into its own mouth! After eating, jump off the stool and turn away! He found it, there was no serious thing in this temple!