The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 595: Open the pot [for subscription]

In the presence of too many people, Founder is naturally not easy to start, but now ...

The sun was tilted westward. As the last rays of sunlight disappeared on the horizon, the whole world fell into darkness again. The lights of the stars lit up, but they did not shine through the night.

A row of luxury cars stopped by the restaurant on the river bank. Bai Wenshui happily brought the big ghost, ghost head, and mole man to the box. This time Daguang and another guy also arrived, but two As soon as a person comes up, he is laughed at ...

The crowd took their seats and toasted Bai Wenshui: "Brother! Great, this is a great move! Haha ..."

Bai Wenshui waved: "Don't be too happy, this trick can only be used in time, not every day, every day is easy to cause people's alert."

"Ah? Can't use it every day." The Mole man said a little pity.

"Don't be frowning. It's impossible to have children fall into the water every day, but the swimmers drown, but they don't care about us." Bai Wenshui said with a smile.

When everyone heard it, they suddenly realized that they had toasted the big ghost and little ghost. The big ghost and little ghost lived in white eyes or sympathy from childhood to childhood. They were suddenly so respected today, and their self-esteem and vanity were greatly satisfied for a while. No matter if you are still young, hold up a glass of wine, learn from what you see on TV, clink glasses with everyone, and pour beer into your stomach, only to feel warm and swollen, and your brain will go up, dizzy. His eyes were full of smiles, and he cracked his mouth and smiled, "Thank you, big brothers, we will mingle with big brothers later!"

"It's good. If you have a meal, I'll have a meal for you, rest assured." Bai Wenshui patted the two of them, and then continued: "In the future, there are some who die, let's fish; if we don't, Just pull two into the water and drown in a few days ... Anyway, we'll be busy in the future. "

Everyone heard, their eyes were bright. What could be faster than this money?

Everyone was happy. The little devil was going to the toilet. Bai Wenshui couldn't rest assured that he was in a horrible situation, and let the ghost head accompany him.

The ghost head went out with the little ghost, two people came to the door and opened the door!

"Ah!" The ghost screamed, and almost sat on the ground!

"What's wrong?" The crowd asked in unison, looking around!

The doorway was empty and there was nothing!

The ghost's head rubbed his eyes and said, "I just saw ... I saw Lin Zhixian."

As soon as this word came out, Bai Wenshui and others felt a cold wind blowing at the same time, and their whole body was cold. Now is the hot time, the wind is hot, how can there be cold wind? Maybe it's air conditioning.

Everyone so comforted themselves in their hearts, and Da Guang cursed, "Get up, don't talk nonsense."

"Did you see that?"

The little ghost shook his head.

The ghost touched his head and muttered, "It seems to be drinking too much, hallucinations." The ghost knew that he was ashamed, and quickly pulled the little ghost out.

"Hurry up." The ghost head said outside the toilet.

The little nodded, went into the toilet, unbuttoned his pants, and was about to come out of the urine. The little ghost suddenly found something in the toilet, and looked into the toilet water. There was a dark mass in it. Look carefully, it seems black Ball of yarn, but why is there a ball of yarn in the toilet? Just when the imp was about to see clearly, the ball of yarn suddenly turned around, revealing a human face! Smile at him! Desolate smile!

"what!"

The little ghost screamed, yelling at his throat, this person he knew, this is the college student he drowned and drowned today!

When the little ghost shouted, the ghost's head immediately opened the door. The little ghost turned around and had to urinate at the muzzle and had to send his hair. This scared, startled, and excited, he directly peeed the ghost!

The ghost was about to scold, and I saw a head fly out of the toilet!

"Ah!"

The ghost head and the little ghost scared the soul almost out, and they didn't care about anything, just ran away! Ran back to the private room!

"What are you two doing ?!" Bai Wenshui scolded.

The two looked at the bright lights in front of them, and a group of acquaintances. The tension and fear slowly calmed down. The little ghost pointed at the trembling road outside: "Ghost! I see a ghost! The person who drowned today is coming Find me! Whoops ... "

After all, the kid is a child, and makes him cry.

The big ghost hurriedly coaxed.

"Ghost, what's going on?" Bai Wenshui always felt cold, the air conditioner was off, but still cold! I always feel that someone is watching him behind, but every time I turn around, there is nothing except a wall! Being so troubled by the little ghosts and ghost heads, my heart was even more hairy.

"Brother Bai, just ... just went to the toilet, and a personal head flew out of the toilet, which is today's college student." Guito said.

"Are you sure?" Bai Wenshui asked.

The ghost nodded.

"It's impossible, we have been mixing on the water for so many years, and we haven't seen any ghosts. There are ghosts, can we live so freely?" Daguang said in disapproval.

"But ..." What the ghost wanted to say, Bai Wenshui stood up and said, "Go and see!"

Bai Wenshui absolutely does not allow things with ghosts to continue. If you do n’t figure it out today, the ghosts will be ignored. If the little ghosts are afraid, it will inevitably affect later plans. Therefore, Bai Wenshui rushed to the toilet directly with people, and looked around inside and out, but did not see the ghost said by the ghost. Bai Wenshui patted the ghost's head and said, "Look, there are no ghosts at all."

The little ghost nodded and relieved.

The crowd returned to the box again, and they couldn't help but laugh at the ghosts and timids. At this time, Bai Wenshui's brother came in with a large iron pot. After laying down, he laughed, Goose! It tastes great! "

Bai Wenshui laughed: "Like? Really like it, hurry up!"

"Oh!" Brother Bai Wenshui laughed and lifted the iron pan!

Everyone looked inside the iron pot, and then changed their faces collectively!

"what!"

Everyone exclaimed in unison, and Bai Wenshui's face was defeated instantly!

The big ghost and the little ghost are paralyzed and sit on the ground!

I saw a head boiled in the iron pan! When everyone looked at the head, the head turned over and smiled at them: "Eat the dead? Why not eat the dead? Come on ..."

"Ah!" The crowd forgot to speak at all, except the scream of horror. The mole man took the lead and rushed outside, and ran out when he opened the door!

Huh!

With a muffled sound, the mole man hit a person and scolded, "Who he ... ghost!"

I saw a man standing at the door, but he had no head! Blood ran down the neck!

Daguang pushed open the back door and wanted to run, but as soon as the back door opened, one person stood at the door. It was Lin Zhixian who was white and swollen, and sneered at them: "Where are you going?"

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