The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Today, you must not tell others!" Guan Xiangfeng said very seriously.

Song Ergou said, "Take care of your mouth. If you talk nonsense, I will break your leg!"

"My mouth said, what are you kicking?"

"Then break your mouth!"

...

Eventually the two were quiet.

"You say you a big man, what are you doing with me?" Guan Xiangfeng hummed.

"You said that you have a beard and a turbulent village. I don't look at you. Who do you look at? What if you stole something?" Song Ergou lied with confidence.

"I ... I steal something ?!" Guan Xiangfeng pointed at his beard, with an insulted anger! Then he pointed to the Mercedes-Benz Road in the distance: "Do you know how much my car is? A million cars! You don't have a few cars in this county! I buy a million cars and I will steal your village. Is this something? "

When Song Ergou heard it, he was dissatisfied, and suddenly turned back, pointing at a passing chicken, saying, "How much does this chicken cost? Ten million! You can't find a second such chicken in the world!"

"Shit your uncle!" Guan Xiangfeng heard it, and when he knew that he had encountered a rogue, he scolded him directly.

Song Ergou immediately sprayed back, then the two wiped their faces at the same time, turned and vomited ...

The two argued for a long time, and eventually no longer argued. After all, they were asking for others.

Song Ergou said, "Why are you so stingy? Your teacher is injured and you live in the village. You are also idle. It ’s so difficult to teach Ma Shuzi to sculpt a cricket?"

"It's not a pretty girl. With this skill, can't I pick up girls to go well? Don't teach!" Guan Xiangfeng refused decisively, and then asked, "Yes, which of your bamboos is the best?"

"Don't tell you! Tell you, you are not allowed to pick! This is the bamboo in our village, you dare to pick, just steal! According to the rules of our village, the thief was found and killed in the street!" Said, but his eyes were flashing, not afraid of Guan Xiangfeng's plans, he was afraid that he wanted nothing! As long as there is a request, it will be easy to handle.

Guan Xiangfeng was really startled, his brows frowned, and said, "Give me a head office?"

"There are no doors!" Song Ergou said firmly.

"Tell you what this is doing, I am also dizzy, I will go to your village chief." After speaking, Guan Xiangfeng got up and left.

Song Ergou sneered: "It's useless to find the village chief and secretary in this matter! In this case, only one person in the village will tell the story!"

"Who?" Guan Xiangfeng was curious, and the big village, the village chief and secretary did not work? how is this possible? Is the village still hiding triads, descendants of senior state officials?

Song Ergou pointed at the top of the mountain and said, "All the Hanzhus are from the Founder Master of Yizhi Temple. He doesn't speak. You want the best bamboo? Huh ... don't even think about it. And me, just like The relationship between Founder Abbot is good ... Hey, what's your look? Don't believe it, the model pacesetters in front of our house are still hanging! You go to the village to ask about it, who knows what Song Ergou used to be ... Ah Alas, I used to be a second-rate man who was inexperienced, and I was still the founder's abbot, so that I have what I am today. "Song Ergou said this, his heart was full of gratitude, although he was fooled, but his Life has really changed dramatically.

however……

Guan Xiangfeng sneered, "Hehe, did you point him?"

Song Ergou nodded.

"Just turn your point into this virtue? Forget it, you can see what the Master is doing ..." Guan Xiangfeng shook his head, turned and left.

Song Ergou hurried to catch up: "Don't believe it, don't believe it, just go and ask, I have a lie, Tiandida!"

"Believe you only have ghosts." Guan Xiangfengli ignored Song Ergou and went back to Wang Yougui's house.

There was a sick number in the house, and it was sent by the Founder. Wang Yougui was not stingy. He killed an old hen, made a two-pound river fish, put on two pounds of sorghum wine, and put on a handful of hazel mushrooms and chicks. Stew mushrooms, braised carp, pat a cucumber, stir-fry a pig's ear, and dip a pickle in a pot. A hearty Chinese meal is ready.

Everyone took a seat and pushed for a cup for a change. Everyone was very grateful to Wang Yougui, while Guan Xiangfeng always respected Wang Yougui's wine, and said all kinds of good things. Fan Qing and Qiu Xiaoye have doubts on their faces. This Guan Xiangfeng always has his eyes on the back of his head. Why is he so diligent today? There is nothing to be diligent about, or to steal or to steal, this guy must have a problem.

Jiang Zhou was also a little puzzled, but Guan Xiangfeng didn't say anything at the table. It seemed that he had no idea and he didn't think much. You are in poor health and rest after eating.

Wang Yougui came to the yard and prepared to weed the vegetable garden. Guan Xiangfeng immediately came over and whispered, "Mayor Wang Village, ask me something ..."

"What's the matter?" Wang Yougui is also human. Today, Guan Xiangfeng toasted, he knew there must be something, and it was still inconvenient to say in front of everyone.

"Hey ... village chief, that ... my master is a master of wood carving. For us, a good carving material is very important. I heard that you have top bamboo in your village. Can you give us some, I think It is used to honor Master. "It was also the first time Guan Xiangfeng whispered to talk to someone, his old face flushed, and his speech was incoherent, but it was clear.

As soon as Wang Yougui heard it, he knew that Jiang Zhou was a teacher, but he didn't know what kind of teacher he was. I did not expect Jiang Zhou to be a wood carving teacher! As soon as Wang Yougui's eyes turned, he suddenly thought that the bamboo carvings in the village had not progressed much, and the master invited to see that the bamboo carvings were selling well began to ask for higher wages and raise prices, and various requirements continued. The main point is that they still hold a group, and they will stun the village on the grounds that they collectively resign and leave. Wang Yougui has been suffering from no better way, all kinds of comfort ...

With the experience of inviting people, Wang Yougui deeply understands that it is necessary to be **** the iron, so he supported Ma Xunzi to teach you bamboo carving. Unfortunately, Ma Xunzi is also a half-hanger, and he ca n’t teach anything too good. For this matter, Tan Juguo's hair was torn up.

Now a woodcarving teacher delivered to the door suddenly thought.

So Wang Yougui nodded and said, "This top-level Hanzhu will give you some okay, but I don't think it's worth it."

"Huh?" Guan Xiangfeng said for a moment, did the village chief say that? Is that what Song Ergou said true?

"Don't be surprised. If it's ordinary Hanzhu, I'll give you some. But the top-ranked Hanzhu is only available on the top of the mountain, which is a master of the founder of the mountain. If he doesn't speak, no one can help it Promise to you. "Wang Yougui said.

Guan Xiangfeng's heart shuddered, but did not expect what Song Ergou said was actually true, but he still said unwillingly: "Village chief, please help me, please."