The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Zhao Wulai Duan ***!" At this time, I don't know who shouted.

"*** It's all outdated, Zhao Wu, the Jin family of Xuexue, come to ignite!"

...

A large group of people roared, and the others didn't hear the taste. They just had to make fun and followed.

Zhao Wu and his wife looked at each other and finally said, "Okay, wait for me and put on makeup!"

After that, Zhao Wu went to the backstage. This time it took a long time. Just when everyone was waiting for patience, Zhao Wu came out, got a birthday hat for cakes on his head, and he was given a sheet. Holding a mop upside down, he walked out.

At first glance, Zhao Wu's wife knew what Zhao Wu was going to do. She sighed helplessly, and then laughed, "You idiot, you've been doing this for a long time, and you have made such a shit. What are you? "

"Can't you see it?" Zhao Wuyi asked with a mop.

"Can't see, what are you?"

"The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty." Zhao Wuyi looked up, proudly.

"Pop!" His voice was eloquent. His wife Zhao slaps her hands up, and Zhao Wu ’s hat flew. She scolded: "You can pull it down, are you a Tang monk? Your Tang monk sits on the white dragon horse's little **** ! "

"What the **** is that?" Zhao Wu picked up his hat, put it on again, and asked.

"White Dragon Donkey!" Zhao Wu's wife arrived.

Zhao Wu: "..."

"Don't say that, let's be right. From now on, you are the king of your daughter's kingdom. I play Tang Sang. I want to leave my daughter's kingdom. You stay with me." Zhao Wudao.

"Have you? Hold on?" Zhao Wu's wife asked, puzzled.

"What do you say ... a woman stays a man, what do you mean to stay? Uh? Um?" Zhao Wufei had two eyes that you understand, everyone understands.

I immediately thought of a whistle below: "Get off!"

Wife Zhao stared at everyone and said, "What are you talking about? I am the King of my daughter's country, and I have a good manner!" Then she turned and fluttered her eyes and said, "Oh, Tang, you do n’t want to leave, they still I want to give you monkeys ... "

"Stop!" Zhao Wu quickly called to stop.

"What are you doing? I stopped?" Asked Zhao's wife.

"No, I'll let you act as the king of your daughter's kingdom, not for you to act as a fox. Can you be serious? Also, you don't need to have a monkey. The poor monk brought one with him. It's annoying enough. "Zhao Wudao.

His wife Zhao Wu gave him a white look and started again.

"Female donor." Zhao Wudao.

"Gaha?" Asked Wu's wife.

"stop!"

"Stuck again?"

"The Tang monk of the family is going to the southwest. You pout a mouth and come to the whole northeast? Alas? Is the king of the daughter country the northeast? Also haha ​​..."

"Then come back."

...

"Female donor, the poor monk is leaving."

"Where to go?"

"Go to Xitian."

"So, come here, prepare a wreath, paper money for the master, and pierce two beautiful nymphs."

"Stop! I'm going to Xitian to learn the scriptures, not to die! What kind of wreath, paper money? Am I that kind of person? But ... that fairie, you have to be pretty."

"What's wrong? Do you still want to find Xiaosan?" Zhao Wu's wife suddenly became angry, with her hips angrily.

Zhao Wu hurried to: "Wife, don't take it seriously, shall we act?"

"Oh, I almost forgot. Continue ..."

"Female donor, the poor monk is really leaving."

"Brother Yu, have you left like this?"

"Ok."

"Don't you miss something?"

"Nostalgia."

"What are you missing?"

The Zhao Wuze gazed at the king's chest, and said solemnly: "Scratch ..."

puff! The red baby sprayed a sip of water instantly, but there was a sound of applause below.

Fang Zheng's brow frowned tightly, making fun of the classics. He really didn't know what to say. I always feel uncomfortable ...

"Then how many do you want?" The king seemed unintelligible.

Zhao Wudao: "Four, two big white-faced buns and two small red-hearted buns."

"Slap!" The king raised his hand and slapped him.

"What are you doing?" Cried Zhao Wu.

"Are you a monk Tang? Are you a demon in this color? Is there a monk like you?"

"Should Tang Monk look like this?"

"What do you say? Anyway, you can't do that, come back!"

"Brother Yu, go so far away, take a bit of entanglement."

"No need, poor monk, go all the way and bring the circus. Walking monkeys and training pigs is really impossible. You can also let Wu Jing do some short-term work, wash clothes, boil water, pick up loads, etc. ... is missing ... "

"What's missing?"

"The lack of a woman to warm the quilt, you see, would you give the son-in-law of the two houses?"

"QNMLGB, are you Tang Seng? Are your brains sperm?"

"Isn't it a monk? I have all pirated equipment. Can't anyone pirate it?"

"Get off!" Zhao Wu's wife lifted her leg and kicked him, and Zhao Wuyi's one slipped out more than two meters away and rolled to the ground ...

Now everyone applauds, and at the same time someone shouts: "Not exciting! Zhao Wulai is more exciting!"

"Come to the Jin family's routine!"

"Yes, shout Dad!"

"Aren't all wives common?"

"Haha ..."

The people started to coax again, and the scene was a mess of laughter.

Although Zhao Wu and his wife both touched heavy makeup, Founder still saw the expressions of the two were a bit unnatural.

Zhao Wudao: "I'm not from the Jin family."

"Don't do it! You don't want to act? Don't give me face, do you? People give you money, you are like this. I dare not ask you in the future, it might as well invite someone from the Jin family." .

Zhao Wu's face suddenly became gloomy.

Zhao Wu's wife hurried over and kicked Zhao Wu. "What do you want? The audience wants to see and act, let's play as a rat."

"This is good! Haha ..."

"Zhao Wu, get in!"

"Get off!"

"Don't get rid of it."

...

Zhao Wu and his wife looked at each other, and gritted their teeth.

Founder saw this and shook his head slightly. If we have some expectations at the beginning, although Tang Seng's play is spoofed and ultimately does not break through the moral bottom line, the latter is basically no moral at all, although it is not really undressed. But all sorts of teasing, explicit speech, and explicit actions turned into the duo that Fang Zheng had originally seen. Fang Zheng didn't look at what happened later, but lowered his eyelids and silently read the scriptures.

The squirrel shuddered into Founder's clothes and couldn't live or die. The lone wolf was lying there with interest, and roared from time to time.

The red baby looked pale, and apparently he didn't like this hot-eyed performance.

The monkey followed the founder and read the scriptures together.

However, this is just the beginning.

Eventually Fang Zheng couldn't stand it, got up and left the spot. Behind the school is a windbreak forest. The woods are not wide. There are only three rows of birch trees. There are new branches growing under the birch trees, which are more than one meter high. When Founder walked, he walked into the woods, stood in the woods, and listened to the birds, and felt quite comfortable.

PS: Fortunately, write some overnight and update on time today. No need to ask for more, go to the hospital, hey ...