The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

The girl smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry ha, what, I haven't seen any real monk. I used to have fake monks. I used to sell amulets or something on the street.

Fang Zheng smiled slightly, and didn't care, and said, "Amitabha, the donor doesn't need to be on his mind, the poor monk quits."

The girl looked at the back of Fang Zheng and Hong Ba, thought about it, and eventually caught up, and asked, "Can you ask a question, two mages?"

Founder Road: "Ask the donor."

"Aren't you native?" The girl asked.

Founder nodded.

The girl rolled her eyes and asked with a smile: "You guys have no money to eat?"

Founder was stunned, and the red baby immediately looked down at the ants and was ashamed! Two living people, no money to eat!

But Founder was calm and laughed: "Poor monks really don't have money to eat. If a monk is a monk, why use money?"

"Uh ... I'm the first time I've encountered such a poor man ..." the girl said subconsciously.

When Founder heard it, he was speechless ... Should it be so straightforward? Want to be so straightforward? Can't be euphemistic? cry!

The girl hurriedly said, "Mage, I'm sorry ha, my mouth doesn't keep the door open, and I talk nonsense. What, if you have nowhere to live and eat, what will I do?"

Founder was stunned, and the red child was surprised: "Really? This is good!"

When Fang Zheng raised his hand, a shuddering thump left, and the hit red baby covered his head while squatting and counting the ants.

Fang Zhengzheng shook his head and said, "Amitabha, the power and power of the poor, the donor smashed a poor monk into a flower pot, and invited the poor monk to eat a meal, which has already been cleared up. Regardless of the poor monk eating and living, the poor monk cannot Received."

"Not for nothing, I want to ask the mage to help ..." The girl quickly clarified.

Founder thought for a while, looked at the red baby's longing eyes, and then thought about his own affairs. If he couldn't find a goal to help, the two wouldn't want to go back. Going back, Wu Xiangmen is mostly going to strike. He didn't know when he could complete the task. He was hungry and sleeping on the road, obviously not very good.

So Founder nodded and said, "It depends on how the female donor has helped the poor monk."

The girl laughed, and stretched out a jade hand, "formally meet, my name is Ding Ning! What is the name of the mage?"

"The poor monk Founder, this is the pure heart of the poor monk's disciple." Fang Zheng did not shake hands with the girl, but folded his hands together.

Ding Ning smiled and said generously: "Well, then, are we in an employment relationship now?"

Founder knew Ding Ning was joking and laughed.

"I have a buddy, this guy is chasing a girl recently, and he asked me to help ... Oh my god, you don't know how big his plan is, the problem is, I can't figure it out by myself. So ..." said At this point, Ding Ning said with a smile: "The two mages have to help me anyway ..."

"Uh, your buddies chasing girls, do you help? This ... how can I help?" Founder also found it interesting, but the question came, can anyone get involved in this stuff?

Ding Ningdao: "It's OK to implement according to the plan. This plan was designed by the two of us for a week. Basically, we can design all kinds of imaginable things into it, that is, we need a few manpower, and these people cannot be him. The people we know together with his goddess to avoid leaks. And the people we all know are basically in a circle, so ... But now, with the help of the master, some plots can be easily resolved. Okay To celebrate the establishment of our goddess chase group, tonight I invite you to eat a big meal! "

"I'm going to eat ice cream!" Red Baby screamed first. When Ouyang Fenghua led him to eat, the boy had already fallen in love with the taste. He couldn't eat in the mountains.

Ding Ning patted his chest and said, "No problem, wrap it on me!"

"So what are we going to do now?" Founder asked.

"Now, of course, the first step in preparing to implement the plan!" Ding Ning said.

"What's the first step?" Red Baby asked.

"Call to inform my buddy, everything is ready, he can ask the goddess to come out." Ding Ning smiled happily, the wind was blowing, the smile was pure, long hair flying, like a flower, very beautiful.

Founder and Red Baby are a little speechless. They chase after their girlfriend. What is this girl so happy about?

After half an hour, there was a call over there saying that everything was ready.

Ding Ning ran home immediately, and soon came out with a violin and a large bag of clothes.

"Er, donor, what are you doing with these?" Fang Zheng knew nothing about romance.

"These are props, and they are indispensable." Ding Ning called Shang Zheng, and the red baby got in a taxi, and said, "Master, go to the Red Coast Western Restaurant."

On the bus, Ding Ning said: "Eating western food and listening to exclusive music, what a romantic thing! Unfortunately, my buddy is short of funds and cannot afford to hire a professional, so I am an amateur."

"Can you still play the violin?" Fang Zheng looked at Ding Ning in surprise. The girl was like a tomboy, and it didn't look like she could calm down to learn music.

Ding Ning gave Fang Zheng a blank look and said, "Don't underestimate me. I learned it from a regular school. It has been learned for half a month."

"Uh ..." Founder said he was speechless. For half a month, could this pull out the tone?

The red baby muttered, "I heard that the violin is ready, it sounds good, it's just like sawing the table legs ..."

As a result, he immediately got a white eye, and Ding Ning said bitterly, "Can't you give me some encouragement? Add some fuel? I didn't ask you to hinder me ..."

Fang Zheng and the red baby looked at each other and said, "Come on, come on!"

"It's almost the same." Ding Ning laughed, then opened his big bag, showing off: "Here are the props. I have to pretend to be men's clothing in a while. This high hat can hide long hair ... Hey, the hair is really troublesome. "

"You don't like long hair?" Founder asked.

Ding Ning said casually: "I don't like it, it's too troublesome to take care of it. Since I have long hair, my mother has said the most: dog hair on the ground! I beeped a dog. Is this my dog ​​hair? Hey ... "

When Founder and Red Baby heard it, they almost laughed, but out of respect for the employer, he shouted!

Ding Ning glanced at the two of them and said, "Okay, laugh, not that you haven't been laughed."

result……

"Hahaha ..." Fangzheng and Hongbei didn't laugh yet. The driver smiled first, his voice was loud.

"You shut up and didn't make you laugh!" Ding Ningxi cried out, and everyone in the car laughed ...

When he arrived, Ding Ning rushed into a clothing store generously and talked to the store staff. After saying countless good words, the store staff finally let him borrow a fitting room. So, after a while, a man in a suit and leather shoes, with a thin figure and a tall hat, came out with a beard. It's just that this skin ... is a bit too white!