The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"I ... that ... I ..." The squirrel hesitated, his small eyes turned slowly, the two brothers had surrendered, he resolutely gave up and insisted, "I want to say, Master is right ! "

"Good boy, Jingfa, don't you have any comments?" Fang Zheng asked.

Dulang smiled and said, "When you go down the mountain, you will abuse the dog. I'm ready for the mentality. I don't care!" Dulang raised his head proudly, and he went to the fire and danced like he did.

In this case, Founder waved his hand and returned to the mountain!

"Er, Master, are you going back?" Squirrel asked with a small expression of excitement, and he was naturally happy without being abused.

Fang Zheng smiled with a grin: "Yeah, go back, just got up for a routine walk in the morning, so that you can feel the small atmosphere in the village, what next ..."

"What about next?" The squirrel asked. "Are you going to eat?"

"Eat? Hehe ..."

Not long after, a group of people stood at the gate, and the lone wolf cried, "Master, I think, let's bring enough rations and then go in?"

After the last experience of hungry squatting on the road, the lone wolf was really scared.

"What are you talking about? If you are a teacher, you will be hungry enough for you?" Founder.

"No, I'm afraid of starvation ..." Dulang whispered.

Boom!

"Alas ..."

Eventually, Fangzheng led a group of protesting apprentices and walked into Wuxiang Men.

however……

"Ding! Wuxiangmen can enter up to two life forms at a time. You are overstaffed, Wuxiangmen is on strike." The system suddenly said.

Founder froze and said bitterly: "This means that we can't do collective travel?"

"You can upgrade Wuxiangmen, but this ... needs some money," the system said.

"How much?" Founder asked.

"A minimum of one million, one million, you can buy a momentary moving door that three people can take. How about it? Is it very economical? You know, many people are willing to spend one billion billion to buy this thing." The system looks childlike.

Founder hesitated: "No money!"

then……

"Master, I think I'll take care of the house," Red Baby called first.

"Master, look, I don't know how many days to go out, someone has to clean the temple. Let me stay ..." Monkey said.

"Master, we have something in the temple now, we have to guard against thieves, right? As the first guardian of this temple, I have no responsibilities." Cried the wolf alone.

"Master ..." The squirrel responded slowly, and found that he was being preempted by his brother. He was suddenly anxious, and without thinking about it, he shouted with a throat, and then found out sadly, he didn't know what to say!

Fang Zheng looked at the panicked squirrel and shook his head helplessly: "Forget it, don't say it, let's catch it, follow the teacher as soon as possible."

When everyone heard it, they suddenly became tense, but when they thought that the probability of going out was only one-fourth, their minds became lively again.

After making four thin threads, I broke them at will, and then held it in his hand, exposing a thread, and said, "Okay, you can catch it."

The squirrel looked at this, looked at that, and didn't know which to catch.

The red baby's eyes moved around. He had just noticed the Founder's move. He had a plan in his heart. He grabbed a thread and said, "Master, I want this!"

Founder nodded and asked him to pull out. Everyone looked at him. The good guy had two full slaps!

The red baby laughed suddenly: "It's so long, it seems I don't have to go. Brothers, you have gone all the way, what do you see, don't cry, hehe ..."

Seeing this guy ’s villain looks like a monkey, a squirrel, and a lone wolf are all crying. With such a long line, it is finished, and the probability of them going out must have risen to one third!

The monkey declared a Buddha's name: "Amitabha, Buddha bless, let it be."

The red child laughed and said, "Brother, it is useless to ask the Buddha at this time, the important thing is here." After the red child finished, he pointed to his head, which means that I am the smartest, I know to peep, you are not smart, stupid Already.

The monkey didn't say a word, and continued to pull the thread. As a result, it became longer and longer, and finally one meter long!

"What ?!" The red baby's bar almost fell to the ground, look at the thin line in his hand, and then look at the line in the monkey ...

The monkey smiled and said, "Master, it turns out that begging the Buddha still works. Amitabha, thank you Buddha for your help."

The red baby clicked and said, "You're lucky ..."

"The Buddha bless the disciple to draw a long one too! The disciple will give you a hoe!" At this time, the squirrel's eyeballs turned back, and they returned to their knees and knelt on the ground with three heads facing the Buddhist temple.

The red child froze and said, "Stupidly dead ... I really believe that the Buddha will be blessed, and you don't understand. The spirit in our temple is not the Buddha, it is human!"

The squirrel closed his eyes and chose a thread.

"One slap, two slaps ... Oh my gosh, it's a meter! And there! Two meters away! I'm Cao! Three meters away!" The red baby's eyes were almost staring!

The squirrel even pulled out a three-meter-long line! The squirrel was choking on its own, and then exulted: "Thank you Buddha, I must burn incense every day and night, and clean you every day, haha ​​..."

The red baby's face was called red, the monkey slapped, the squirrel slapped, it hurt!

The red baby looked at the lone wolf pitifully, and said, "Brother, it's your turn."

The lone wolf said, "I'm done."

"Uh? When did you smoke it?" Red baby asked.

"When my brother was pumping, I was pumping. You all watched him go. No one looked at me." Dulang said.

"How long is yours?" Red baby asked.

The lone wolf grinned suddenly.

The red baby had a bad hunch, and as a result ...

The dulf wolf opened his mouth and spit out a string of lines, saying: "Not long, shorter than the clear width. However, it should be longer than yours!"

"puff!"

The red baby almost vomited blood, his old face flushed, and he couldn't wait to give his mouth two slaps. These slaps hurt. But even more painful is the cruel fact that we are about to go out!

"Well, apprentice, let's go, take the teacher to take a look at this world." Fang Zheng hehe laughed, and the red baby listened to this voice and felt panicked ...

However, it's useless to say anything, still being pulled by the Founder towards Wuxiang Men!

Fang Zheng whispered: "Stupid, the task of no phase door is to save good people in suffering, most of them can't be abused. But staying in the mountains is difficult to say ..."

The red baby froze and then thought about it, it seems that it really is! Then ecstatically said: "That's it, haha!"

When the two walked into Wuxiang Men, they heard someone shouting, "Long hair is so heavy or not?"

Long hair?

"What do you mean?" Fang Zheng and the red baby stood beside the street, staring at each other, totally at a loss!