The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Fang Zheng naturally knew how delicious his unrooted clean water was, but he didn't plan to drink it, and he drank it all. He had to fetch water! This is physical work!

"Amitabha, do n’t do this to the donor. One person can only have one bowl. This is the rule of this temple. A bowl of water is enough to quench thirst."

What else did the fat man want to say, the monkey immediately said, "Fat man, you are fascinated by you? Drink saliva, what about you? I do n’t have to drink, I do n’t have to drink. I ’m almost thirsty, and the master gives me a bowl of ravioli? Regarding the Founder, the monkey no longer looked at the scammer's eyes, but instead gained a little more respect.

Founder nodded, turned around, and fetched water.

The fat man murmured behind him: "Really, I haven't seen a monk like this, and I only give one bowl of water. A bowl is a bowl of ravioli and a bowl so small."

"Okay, fat man, don't talk about it. That bowl is not small anymore, it's the sea bowl. So big, I can't drink it, it will be halfway for a while." Ruan Ying whispered.

When the fat man heard it, he immediately became happy, and hugged Ruan Ying and smiled stupidly: "It is still our family Ying Ying, ha ha ..."

"Would you both pay attention? What about a single dog? Give me dog food and go down the mountain to deflate your car tires." Jiang Ting couldn't stand it, threatened.

Ruan Yingqiao's face flushed, and the fat man shouted proudly: "Jianting, you should find an object ..."

"I don't need your tube." Jiang Ting turned his head, but found that Founder had come out with a bowl in his hand. The bowl was filled with water. Founder was not walking slowly, and the ground was not flat, but no drop of water was spilled. Seeing this, Jiang Ting secretly claimed to be wondering, wondering, is there any problem with this water? Otherwise, how could the water not spill out?

Zheng Hu was suspicious. The monkey had already taken a bowl, but it was too full, and the water spilled out. Jiang Ting knew that there was no problem with the water, but there was a problem with the person! I wondered how stable the monk's hands were to achieve this?

The fat man next to the monkey looked at the monkey, stared at the water, didn't drink, and couldn't help but said, "Monkey, if you're not thirsty, let me drink it for you."

"You go." The monkey finished, shaking his hand, and the fat man grabbed his hand, his face crooked: "Monkey, don't waste it, I help you lick."

"Go!" The monkey was disgusted by the appearance of the fat man, turned around, took a big sip when he looked up!

However, the next moment, the monkey's eyes widened, and then he stopped abruptly, carefully guarding the bowl in his arms.

"Monkey, what are you doing? I won't drink it? Are you full? I will drink it for you?" The fat man came up again.

"Dead fat man, I said why do you slap your face and ask for water. There is a doorway here! Tell you that this water is mine, don't even touch a drop of it!" The monkey guarded the bowl in his arms.

The fat man pursed his mouth and swallowed saliva, "How about talking? Am I the kind of person? Your wife drinks water."

When the monkey turned around, he felt his shoulder sink, and turned his head, but the fat man lay on his shoulder, stretched his head, protruded his tongue, and licked against the water in the bowl!

"****!" The monkey was on the spot!

Others are dumbfounded!

Founder is also a little bit sloppy. He knows that this water is very delicious, it can reduce physical and mental fatigue, and can provide moisture for all cells. The feeling of being soothed and cool throughout the body is definitely better than smoking cannabis! Not to mention the so-called cold drinks. But this fat man's behavior really made him speechless, he was thinking about whether to give this guy another bowl.

But the thought of the bastard's expression when the goods came in, Fang Zheng immediately gave up the idea.

Jiang Ting, Lu Xiaoya, and Ruan Ying were completely stunned. They didn't understand what the two guys were doing.

Before the three of them asked, the monkey kicked the fat man off with an angry foot and said, "Dead fat man, you are too much! This is my water!"

The fat man spread his hand and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't hold back. If you don't hate it, you just drink it. Or tonight I'll invite you to a big red bar to have a big meal! What you eat, I treat you! But this What do you give me? "

The monkey stared angrily at the fat man and said, "Your absolute intentional!"

Lu Xiaoya came over and said, "Fat, are you serious? Dahonglou treats?"

"Required! Xiaoya, if you give me your bowl of water, my brother will buy you the latest LV bag! How about it?" The fat man said immediately.

"Really ?! But ..." Lu Xiaoya was about to speak.

"No!" The monkey cried suddenly: "Absolutely not! Xiaoya, you drink your water. This dead fat man has blackened me half a bowl of water and still wants to pit your water? No way! Isn't it an LV bag? I give you buy!"

"Monkey, you are so nice." Lu Xiaoya laughed and opened her flowers, and she was also curious about what charm this water had, which made these two living treasures so noisy.

The fat man said, "Monkey, what about your half bowl of water?"

"Mum!" The monkey sipped!

Founder rolled his eyes and turned away. It was disgusting ... can't stand it!

Lu Xiaoya, Ruan Ying and Jiang Ting couldn't stand it either, and turned around.

The fat man was dumbfounded and shouted, "I rely on, you ... you really don't want to give up?"

The monkey hummed. "Compared to this water, what's your drool, what?"

"Master, is this bowl mine?" Lu Xiaoya was so curious that she couldn't help but ran to the front of Fang and asked.

Founder nodded and said, "Yes."

Lu Xiaoya turned up the bowl in Fang Zheng's hand and took a sip of lightly, very ladylike. She is graceful in movement, although she obviously looks lively, but she is still a very educated girl.

But next moment ...

Lu Xiaoya flipped the bowl and murmured the booze.

The noisy monkeys and fat men on the side saw this, and stopped. The fat man kicked the monkey, and the monkey tentatively said, "Xiaoya, leave me a sip?"

Snapped!

Lu Xiaoya slaps on the monkey's head, lifts the bowl with one hand, and does everything! After pouring for a long time, I was sure that there was no water, so I reluctantly lowered the bowl, and then stared at the eyes, humming: "Smelly monkey, you don't leave me a sip of such delicious water. I also want to drink mine?"

The monkey burst into tears, and Lu Xiaoya was still thinking about his water! I really lost my wife and died ... But the monkey immediately said: "I left it for you! I was licked by a fat man! Can I give you this water? Can you drink it?"

Lu Xiaoya glanced at the fat man, and the fat man held up his hand and said, "I'll invite you for dinner!"

Lu Xiaoya smiled immediately.

While several people were talking, Founder made another two bowls of water and said, "Two donors, do you drink?"