The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Yu Nian: "I ..."

Salted fish said: "Are you stingy? Did you steal the chicken or touch the dog? Or did you not pay for the health care?"

Yu Yan turned his eyes and said, "I haven't been there."

Salted Fish Road: "Hehe ..."

Yu Nian said: "I'm really nervous."

Salty fish said: "Tense a fart! I am the old ancestor, I am not afraid of the oblique shadow, are you the writers who write books, aren't you most particular about what is upright and righteous? The ancient writers are righteous, not afraid of ghosts and fear Power. Although what you do is as silly as that ... but! You have to understand a truth! "

Yu Nian said: "What makes sense?"

The salty fish was old-fashioned and said: "You are not an ordinary fool, you are a fool standing on the moral high ground!"

Yu Nian turned his eyes and said, "Isn't that stupid?"

As the salted fish took for granted: "The prefix is ​​so long, it's stronger than the average silly."

Yu Nian: "... you will comfort people."

Salty Fish said: "You are just stupid, but you are not a bad person, so you are a good person. Those guys are clever, but clever used in evil ways, so they are bad people. Sometimes smart people do more bad things than stupid people. "

Yu Nian said: "This comfort is better than before."

Salted fish said: "Okay, don't frown, my ancestors are here. I'll help you with this little thing!"

Yu Nian said, "How to solve it?"

The salted fish touched his belly and said, "Before you work, you'll be full before you talk. Do you have any special fast food?"

Although Yu Nian doubted the unreliable problem of this salted fish all the way, but now he finally has the result.

This salted fish is not reliable!

However, it's better than being unreliable, so I continued to take salted fish to eat for the rest of the year.

Rice is a local dish, but salted fish eats crystal rice every day, and other flavors have not been eaten. Suddenly, it was still fresh.

As for the rice in the restaurant?

"Can this thing be called rice? Forget it, let me focus on the food." The salted fish muttered, squatting in the corner and ate everything.

No way, the salted fish is too conspicuous. If you really sit in the restaurant to eat, you don't need to eat anymore, it's up to him.

Then the news that Master Salted Fish visited the county on that day spread all over the circle of friends, and then, in the next few years, he would become famous again.

As for stealth?

Salty fish said: "My old man, don't learn from the other side!"

In fact, it was a job-stealing effort.

In Founder's words: "This silly fish can't even fly, how much can you expect from him?"

After dinner, the two did not return to Yu Nian's house, but went straight to Hu Xiaoyu's house.

Going downstairs, Yu Nian said, "What now?"

Salted fish said: "What should I do? Go ask for money, I'll wait below."

Yu Nian was dumbfounded and said, "You are waiting below? What are you doing here?"

As soon as the salted fish shook the fish, it proudly said, "Of course it is to see the lively and be a witness. Do you still expect me to have an old man fight for you?"

At this moment in the rest of the year, I suddenly had the urge to eat chopped fish head ...

However, I still held back for a few years and said, "Salmon Mage, if I can come back by myself, do I need to find you?"

The salted fish squeezed the fish's whiskers and said, "Well, it's not impossible for my elderly to play, but the entrance fee is very expensive."

"How expensive?" Yu Nian asked distressed.

The salty fish thought about it. The red child went down the mountain to beat a man and made a hundred dollars. He went down the mountain to clean up people, and he couldn't make less than him?

So, when the salted fish looked up, he proudly said, "Two hundred pieces!"

After this remark, Yu Nian was dumbfounded and exclaimed: "How much?"

In the impression of more than a few years, please ask for a stupid appearance to support the scene, there are dozens of pieces, take away for a meal, it also has to be in the early one or two hundred.

In front of this salted fish, not to mention whether there is magical power, at least the variety and shape of this, at least eighteen hundred, right? result……

At this moment, the views on salted fish in the last few years have finally changed. This is not unreliable, it is simply cute!

Seeing a shocked look in Yu Nian, he was still in a daze.

Salty Fish Heart said, is it too much?

So the salted fish said, "One hundred and fifty will do. No matter how little, I won't do it."

I was happy for the rest of the year, and it turned out that the people on the mountain and the disciples of Fangzheng would not have a lion's mouth. It was really a fish!

So Yu Nian said, "Two hundred, two hundred for you. Can you help me now?"

As soon as the salted fish heard it, he suddenly became interested. Haha laughed: "Amihaha ... Dhaha Buddha, no problem, let's go upstairs. Where are they from?"

When I heard it for years, my face suddenly turned black, and I came all the way and said all the way. This silly fish didn't even listen to it ... One hundred thousand Cao Nima rushed by in my heart, what a fish!

After going up to the third floor, Yu Nian asked in a low voice, "Do you really want to knock?"

The salted fish squeezed his beard and said, "Knock it, where am I? What are you afraid of?"

So, knocking on the door for more than a few years.

Huh!

Three knocks sounded, and the door opened the next moment.

"Is it you?" The girl who opened the door was wearing glasses, her eyes were pretty, she looked a little cowardly, and she was surprised when she saw the rest of her life, but not much guilt.

"Why are you here?" Hu Xiaoyu asked.

Yu Nian looked at the girl in front of her, tingling in her heart, and sighed, "What do you say?"

Hu Xiaozheng thought for a while: "Let's forget it, my dad doesn't agree, just like that, don't come to me in the future. You are very nice ..."

When I heard this, I felt even more heartbroken, and said bitterly, "People are nice ... haha, is this what you define me?"

Hu Xiaoyu shook his head and said, "What do you want me to say?"

This time, the salted fish worked, and the stealth technique was hidden, and he whispered, "Let her pay back!"

I realized this for more than a few years. The purpose of my visit was, "I'm here to return to my house and my gift."

Hu Xiaozheng hesitated, then silenced, "You have to tell my dad about this ..."

After hearing this, Yu Nian was completely disappointed with the girl. The money was given to her, and the house was written with her name. In the end, she asked her dad to say, and she pushed it all clean!

At this moment, Yu Xiaoyan was completely desperate for years, and the last tenderness in his eyes disappeared.

Just then, a fierce voice sounded: "Xiao, who?"

Hu Xiaoyi immediately said, "It's more than a few years."

When the salted fish heard it, he whispered, "I rely on it, no wonder it will depend on the account. This family is shameless! This girl looks simple and has a better mind than you! It is pretending to be silly, and now it is just opening. Sold! She is not a bad person by her mouth, and is not much better than her father. "

Yu Nian nodded slightly. He is a writer. He is best at analyzing the inner activities of characters, and he is also good at logical reasoning. Therefore, Hu Xiaozheng's move has been made clear, and he does not want to talk about money with Yu Nian. Just call her dad to catch someone!