The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Founder Road: "Since it is your hobby, why do you have to give up?"

Yu Niandao said: "It's not that I want to give up, but ... Sometimes, dreams and reality, always choose one."

Founder was even more puzzled: "You have made a lot of money, isn't it enough?"

I drank the smoke in my mouth in a single breath for a few years, then took another one, and took another one, and took a half, and then I spit out a thick smoke for a long time, as if how much sigh was exhaled, whispered: " I said that Internet writers are not recognized by the mainstream society. So when I met my girlfriend, I had no hope at all, and I had kissed too many times. What else can I expect?

Fortunately, at that time, I paid the down payment to buy a house in the county, and bought a car with a total payment of 100,000 yuan. I also had some money in my pocket, not as embarrassed as in the earliest days.

My girlfriend also reads novels, so I was interested to hear that I wrote novels. Later, the more we talked about, the more speculative we became.

Originally I thought my spring was here, but I didn't expect that when we talked about marriage, trouble would come.

The first time I saw their parents, you can't imagine that I didn't even enter their door. "

Founder said dumbly: "Why?"

Yu Nian smiled bitterly: "I was at their door and heard her dad say," What **** writer? Are all rats in the sewer, do you have an instinct to sell abroad? Is there an instinct to make money? You can make money today, and the ghost knows him Will I starve tomorrow! I tell you that if you find him, you might as well find a civil servant, an iron rice bowl, and all the benefits are good. I introduced one to you, and you'll see it tomorrow. '"

Founder was stunned ...

Yu Nian said: "Ah, do you understand now? After the young people pass, the parents' level is even more sad, they do not recognize my profession at all.

The second time he came home, his dad blocked me directly at the door, and yin and yang said strangely: ‘If you want to marry his daughter, first buy a house and write her daughter ’s name. ’

I said that I already have a suite. After two people get married, their property can be regarded as married, which is equal to half of one person.

His dad disagreed and said, ‘Stop talking without a house. ’

My girlfriend is really nice to me ...

Moreover, all of us online writers are very homey, quite simple, and I do n’t think so much. I just want to live quietly, marry my girlfriend and have children.

Then I sold the house, borrowed some money and bought another one.

Then gave them 200,000 lottery gifts.

I honored her dad's request, and her dad just let out and let his daughter marry me. "

Hearing here, Founder also sighed endlessly, did not expect such a trouble to get married. Founder touched his chin and said: If he had gone down the mountain directly before, it is estimated that the poor monk should not want to get married in his life, hey ... the poor monk is so poor, it is estimated that he is single.

Yu Nian continued: "I never dreamed that, just after my dream had been done for a while, the nightmare came.

I borrowed a meal from Xi Min, and my friends and relatives came here ... "

Speaking of this, Yu Nian was caught in the memories. When he spoke, the expression on his face was extremely complicated and painful.

As soon as Fang Zheng had a clever move, he started a dream, and entered the dream of the rest of the year.

With a tumultuous noise, I was yelled by my parents from the bed and quickly put on my new clothes: I made my hair, greeted my seven aunts and eight aunts, and followed the team ...

"Small year, yes, finally married, when it's over, go and play with your uncle!"

"Small year, you can have two more drinks today, haha ​​..."

"Lao Yu's family has been added, good thing. Xiaonian, remember, you need two more children, and you will have more children."

"Brother Xiaoyu, I want a big red envelope in a while."

"Brother Xiaoyu, do you want to eat candy?"

"Hey, okay, walk in front of the brothers. Hurry up and the brothers will also see the bride."

"Yes! Big guys go, be sure to pick them up today!"

"GOGOGO ..."

...

Listening to the words of relatives and friends, Yu Nian was also very happy. He responded one by one, for fear of being left out, but he was not good at dealing with such occasions, his eyes were busy, and he didn't know who to talk to and what to do ...

The whole process was taken away by people from the wedding company, seven aunts and eight aunts, taking safflowers, holding wallets, listening to the rules, etc ...

The community was also bustling with this wedding. Many people who did morning exercises did not do morning exercises, and gathered around to celebrate.

For the rest of the year, I greeted everyone and followed the team in a congratulation ...

After leaving the community, I could still hear shouts from behind.

"Brother Xiaoyu, remember to bring the sister-in-law back!"

"Grab it back!"

"Haha ..."

...

The convoy drove for about three hours and finally arrived at the woman's house.

However, compared with the liveliness of Yu Nian's family, the woman's family looked particularly deserted, and there were few people. When she saw the convoy, no one came out to pick it up.

Seeing this scene, many people complained a little, but no one would say it aloud in the days of great joy.

I had a bad feeling for the rest of the year, but I took a deep breath and murmured, "The money has been collected, and the house has been bought. It should be fine."

Having said that, Yu Nian took a group of family and friends upstairs. On the third floor, Yu Nian started knocking on the door.

As a result, there was no movement in the room.

"What's going on? I'm not talking back?" Asked Uncle Yu Nian.

"Yu Nian, did you find the wrong door?" Yu Nian's cousin asked.

Yu Nian shook his head and said, "It's impossible, you see, there are decorations for the wedding company on the door."

"Here it is, that's right. Yesterday we went in to arrange it, and the makeup artist was still there. You guys, wait, I asked the makeup artist, what's the situation." No one has been answering.

"Isn't the knock on the door loud enough? Why don't you plug in a red envelope to try?" Someone suggested.

"Pull it down, this door is dead, you can't stuff the red envelopes? You can really put them in. Who wants them?"

Yu Nian took out his mobile phone and called his girlfriend, but the other party turned off.

Just as everyone was at a loss, the door opened next door.

It was an old man who came out. When he saw so many people, the old man was startled, and then looked at everyone's dress, and said suddenly: "Are you here to pick up your relatives?"

Yu Nian said: "Yeah, I'm married to Xiaoyi, come over to pick her up today."

The old man whispered, "So ... what are you doing here? Hurry in?"

"Uncle, we are almost knocked out of the door, and there is no movement in it." Yu Nian's friend complained.