The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

The policeman said, "Founder Abbot?"

Wolf brother shook his head and said, "No, it's his disciples, pure heart."

The police hurriedly checked it on the Internet, and then took the picture of Jingxin Mengmeng to the wolf brother and asked, "Are you sure that you were beaten like this by a one-meter guy?"

The enemies were very jealous when they met, and Wolf called out, "Don't look at him young, it's fierce to hit people! Look at me when I was beaten, I lost all my teeth! The point is, he also lied to me A hundred dollars. "

The two police officers looked at each other, shook their heads slightly, and muttered, "Crazy ... pathetic ..."

"I'm telling the truth!" Wolf's shouted, the police car went away.

...

At the same time, one finger inside the temple.

"Jingxin, what did you do down the mountain before?" Fang Zheng asked, looking at the proud red child.

As soon as the red baby heard it, his big eyes turned and he said, "Nothing."

Founder: "Are you sure?"

The red baby has a dim sum, but it is not a good thing to go down the hill and hit someone. He knew that when he said this, Bacheng himself was going to be beaten, so he quickly shook his head and refused to admit it.

The red baby drank some water to cover up his little nervousness.

Founder nodded and said, "Clear width, what did you just get so excited about?"

The squirrel sitting on the wall waved his paw excitedly, "What are you doing?"

"Don't you say, what did you see under the mountain?" Founder asked.

When the red baby heard it, his heart was tight.

He wants to hit people, monkeys, lone wolves, salted fish, squirrels all know.

Only Founder didn't know ...

Therefore, he went down the mountain today, and the squirrel secretly followed the past to watch the excitement, and he could understand.

But he knows one thing better, this squirrel ... is not reliable!

He can only hope silently that this kid can be smarter, don't keep his mouth open, and keep winking at the squirrel.

The squirrel understood immediately, nodded slightly, and returned a reassuring look, and then said, "Master, I'm down the mountain, and I haven't seen my beating. My beating is long gone."

After that ...

puff!

The red baby sprayed out a sip of water, then cursed, "Clear width, you are a pit!"

At the same time, the red baby ran away!

Founder sneered: "Jingfa!"

The lone wolf sprinted over and called, "The special car has arrived!"

Founder rode up and yelled, "Clean!"

The salted fish ran over immediately, rose into the air, and shouted, "Fuck him!"

Founder grabbed the fish's tail with one hand and caught up ...

"Master, I was wrong!" Red Baby yelled when Fang Zheng was chasing after him.

Boom!

Fang Zhengyi salted a fish on the head of the red child: "Don't you lie?"

"Don't lie!" Cried Red Baby.

"Not enough, salty fish, use some strength!" Fang Zheng shouted loudly.

The salted fish opened his mouth wide and shouted, "No problem, but, Master, this guy is so tough, he can't bite!"

Founder Road: "That's your business, what you want is the result!"

When the salty fish heard it, he said, "Can you be disgusting?"

Founder Road: "Invisible for the teacher."

The red child suddenly had a bad feeling and shouted, "What are you doing?"

When I saw the oldest man with a long mouth, his tongue came out, and he licked it towards the red baby!

When the red baby saw it, he cursed, "Can you be more sick?"

During the talk, the red baby hurried away.

The salted fish laughed and laughed: "If you wish, I will take a bite of old sputum from my ancestors! Hey ..."

The salted fish began to gather the power of the old sputum in the mouth ...

When the red baby heard it, she was disgusting. She quickly took out the hundred dollars from her pocket and shouted, "Master! I hand in a hundred dollars!"

Salted fish said: "Now you turn in nothing to use! Eat me a sputum!"

As a result, the salted fish hadn't sprayed yet, but he heard Fang Zheng shouting, "Stop! Stop!"

The original sting of salted fish immediately turned into vomit ...

Then the salted fish found a place to retaliate ...

The red child hurriedly handed over one hundred yuan to Founder, saying, "Master, this is how I made money for others. Have I paid to make up for it?"

Founder took it, looked at it, and then said in a serious way: "Jingxin, do you think you made a mistake, can you solve it by giving money for the teacher? If things are solved so well, what does the police do?"

The red baby chick nodded like a peck of rice, calling it repeatedly.

Founder continued: "So, don't run into trouble, just take out the money. Can you ask for money for the teacher?"

During the conversation, Founder had shoved the money into his own pocket, and then said, "However, if you read it, you must hand it in, and sincerely, it will be reluctantly accepted as a teacher. It ’s not an example."

The red baby heard the words, her eyes rolled over, and 100,000 Cao Nima rushed by in her heart ...

Founder Road: "It is not harsh for you to lie, but to lie about such things is not advisable. But it is up to you, the sea of ​​bitterness has turned back, forget it, this is the end for the teacher. Here ’s an example. do you know?"

What can the red baby say? Can only continue to nod.

With everything done, Founder patted the head of the lone wolf and said, "Leave, go back to the temple!"

Then the lone wolf moaned and ran away.

After a while, the salted fish came over: "You have a hundred pieces, don't you say it early? Give me fifty, I won't spray your sputum, let's bite and play slowly, isn't that just for profit?"

The red boy glanced at him, smiled, and ran away, chasing the Founder, and yelled as he ran: "Master, the salted fish told him fifty, he gave water! I have a recording, and I will never wrong him ! "

Upon hearing the salty fish, he cursed, "Nima!"

Then the salted fish ran away ...

Almost at the same time, Fang Zheng came back riding the lone wolf, and in front of him sat the red baby, howling, waving a small leather whip, and shouting, "Wow haha ​​... run fast!"

...

After a few hours of apprenticeship, the teacher and apprentice returned to the temple with the smell of rice.

With the gates closed and after the morning bell and twilight drum, Yizhi Temple also ushered in the quietest day of the day.

Without the hustle and bustle, there was only peace and quiet.

After dinner, Founder took the lone wolf, monkey, red baby, salted fish, and squirrel on a walk in the mountains, looked at the stars, looked at the distant mountains, and blew.

"Master, the years are over, don't you see how much money we have?" Squirrel rushed to Fang Zheng's shoulder and asked curiously.

Founder shook his head and said, "It's the end of the year. What's the point of seeing it again? Let's keep it ... wait for a day when you're in a good mood.

The squirrel said, "Well, I want to see how much money there is, and then buy some pine nuts."

Founder smiled: "I know how to eat."

Squirrel sticks out his tongue ...

Originally, Founder thought it would be a quiet night, however, Founder seemed to think too much ...