The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

The red child said, "Master, otherwise, let's return the goods."

Founder looked at his hat, and then looked at the poor samples of a few disciples, shaking his head slightly: "This thing will not be brought as a teacher, but let's do it first."

After that, Founder took the hat away.

Then when I entered the house, I sighed, it was still a bit cold.

Then Founder brought his hat on ...

"Um, Master, you're outside the house ..." The squirrel asked curiously.

But he was covered by the monkey.

"Uh, sir, is this a problem?" Squirrel asked puzzledly.

The monkey sighed, "Master just said not to bring it. Although the green hat is not a good thing in people's eyes. But Master also said that what the heart thinks and what the heart wants. Master is telling us by action that there is At that time, the mind is more important than the gift. He accepted our mind. That's it ... "

The squirrel said: "A lot of knowledge ... why I can't think of it."

"Because your brain is basically used to want to eat." The salted fish muttered.

The squirrel waved its paws angrily and said, "How did you know? Did you peep?"

Everyone: "..."

At this time, the red child said, "Although Master received the gift, the gift failed after all! No, I have to talk to the seller and talk about it!"

Monkey said: "So far, bad review!"

Salted fish also said: "Yes, give him a bad review! Great negative review!"

The squirrel raised his claws: "Aye!"

Dulanglang said: "As a big brother, show support."

Although this is said in the mouth, a few small things also understand that negative reviews have a great impact on businesses.

Moreover, the other party may also make a real mistake, after all, no one will buy a green hat.

So, the red baby called fiercely, but still contacted the seller first and asked, "Is anyone here? The blue hat I want, why did you post me a green hat?"

The result waited for a while, but there was no message.

"It's impossible. When I was shopping before, the other party returned in seconds. Why is this, no one?" Muttered the red baby.

The squirrel said: "Maybe people are busy, otherwise, let's wait."

The red baby thought about it and said, "Okay."

Salty Fish said: "I think that guy just pretended not to see it."

"No way, it's not so bad." Squirrel snorted.

Salted Fish Road: "It can only be worse!"

...

The next day, Red Baby looked at her mobile phone from time to time, and as a result, the other party never heard back.

Salted Fish Road: "If I were you, I would change my number and try."

Red baby thought that was indeed the truth.

So Red Baby went out, managed a pilgrim to borrow a mobile phone, and contacted the merchant again.

result……

"Dear, what do you want to buy? I'm all imported babies from abroad. They are absolutely good quality and cheap.

The red baby's face suddenly turned black.

The squirrel said angrily: "He obviously has time, why don't we ignore us? It's ... too much! There are such shameless people in the world!"

Red Baby returned the mobile phone to the pilgrim, then silently took out his mobile phone, bad reviews, and then wrote the whole thing, one by one, and added a sentence, such an irresponsible business, later Not coming to buy!

After sending a bad review, the red baby felt better and was about to turn off the phone.

As a result, the mobile phone responded immediately. Looking down, the merchant who had been pretending to be dead and not present appeared!

Moreover, as soon as the merchant appeared, he smelled: "Dear, how can I give a bad review? Give praise, I will send you a five yuan red envelope."

The red baby grinned and said, "Am I the one who lacks the five yuan? You call me first, and I will consider it."

Merchant: "..."

Merchant: "Dear, you give praise first, and the rest are easy to say."

The red child said: "It's okay to give praise, I want to return the goods. You mail."

The merchant said: "Dear, we do not provide this service, at most, to help you return the goods. Postage must be yours."

The red child said: "That's okay, it's your fault, why did you let me postage? You take care of it, either the postage fee will be returned, or the review will be bad!"

Merchant said: "You better not do this, my patience is limited."

The red child said, "My patience is also limited."

Merchant: "Do not drink and drink fine wine, now you change it for me immediately!"

The red baby grinned and shouted, "Hey! I thought my temper was bad enough, this guy is worse than me! I have a bad temper and can't stand it!"

So the red child said, "Why should I change it back for you? Let me post it in blue, you give me green, what are you doing?"

Merchant: "Why? I do n’t know if you made a mistake? If you make a mistake, wo n’t you return it? Wouldn't you tell me? If I can't solve it for you, why don't you give me a bad review?"

"I told you, you ignored me."

"I'm so busy, I don't have time to talk to you. I'll be free when I'm done."

"I just talked to you with another account, why did you get back in seconds?"

The merchant was silent for a while, then in a more severe tone: "Nonsense, I thought it was a buyer, of course, the first time to serve! You buy a broken hat, I'll deal with it later? And, give it to me immediately Delete the bad reviews and I will return them to you. "

"Return? OK, you mail." Red child said.

"Are you stupid? It's good to give you a return. You still want me to mail it? Am I your dad? Then take care of you!" The merchant said arrogantly.

The red child suddenly became angry: "Who do you think you are? Are you a demon king?"

"You are the demon king! Your whole family is the devil king!" The merchant cried.

The red child said: "You are not the demon king, what do you pretend to be my father? I will not return the goods, and the bad reviews will be permanent!"

Merchant: "Okay, do n’t you toast or not to eat and drink, right? I know your home address, you wait, I'll buy a plane ticket, I'll go to you tomorrow and hack you!"

It's the first time that Red Baby has seen such a fierce daring, even dare to beat him and hack him! Does he think he is Founder?

The red baby sneered, "This is what you said. I'm waiting here. Come here if you can!"

It was the first time a merchant encountered such a fierceness, and even dared to let him pass, which shows that there is value in force.

So the merchant said: "Don't think you can pretend to have a couple of hits, I know your home address! I'll be stuck in your doorstep, and one from your house will be chopped by one! Chop your whole family!"

The red baby turned to look at his own brothers and sisters, carrying monkeys and lone wolves who carried heavy snowballs and snowmen. fish……