The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Don't worry, no matter what you give birth, as long as it's normal to give birth, and I'm here, it's absolutely fine!" Said a bearded doctor with great confidence, wearing a mask, and said, "Well, take it easy, OK, listen to my password, take a deep breath ... use ... oh my god! "

The doctor suddenly exclaimed, and then ran away without looking back!

Before the white clothes had time to fully use it, they saw that the old doctor who usually walked slowly and suddenly ran out of eighty steps, and broke through the door and disappeared!

Several other assistant physicians were apparently frightened, looked down at His Majesty in white, and exclaimed, "Bomb!"

Then a group of people ran away.

Leaving Baiyi lying on the bed by himself, screaming in pain: "Come back ... you ... these bastards! Bastards! Ah ... it hurts me ..."

Baiyi didn't know how long the screaming had lasted. Anyway, afterwards, he saw a few more people, but he was not a doctor, but a bomb disposal expert ...

Then he heard the expert scold: "This is not a time bomb, the doctors are fussing! It's so outrageous, isn't it enough to be careful?"

"Teacher, there's another lead." The voice of a very young child sounded.

"That's the umbilical cord!" One doctor called as the probe came in.

The bomb disposal expert glared at him and said, "Lead me here, come the umbilical cord! Come here!"

The doctor said, "Are you sure you will not bomb?"

"This is the umbilical cord and not the lead. What are you afraid of?" Said the bomber expert silently.

The doctor was relieved, and then came over and muttered, "Why a good living man, how can I have an iron golem ... Strange, strange, it's still a natural birth."

White gritted her teeth and said, "Shut up for me, or I will kill you!"

The doctor quickly shut up and asked the bomb disposal expert: "Cut it?"

The bomber expert said: "Slow down, come a little bit, in case there is a lead in it will not be good. Damn, I also start to doubt life, a life bomb ... Laozi Dangxiang bomber expert, want to give people Do midwifery work! That's enough! "

The doctor carefully cut the umbilical cord a little bit, and the bomb removal expert carefully observed that there was no metal wire in it. Then he said, "Cut it open, it's okay, it's an umbilical cord."

"Are you sure you're fine?" The doctor asked.

The bomb disposal expert said: "It's okay in theory."

The doctor thought brokenly: "In theory, no one can make a bomb ..."

"Don't choke, cut it," said the bomber expert.

The doctor nodded, a pair of scissors went down and cut open!

At that moment, everyone's nerves were tightened, although bomb removal experts thought it was theoretically okay. However, the matter at hand cannot be evaluated by theory, so one by one is terrified, but it is still done.

The scissors dropped, the umbilical cord was disconnected, and the bomb suddenly beeped twice.

"Get down!" Shouted after the bomb removal expert got down.

The others then came down and looked at the bomber experts one by one, as if saying, "Cao Nima, you shouted when you got down, you want to hang us!"

The bomb demolition expert did not blush at all, as if he didn't know anything. After a while, when he saw that the bomb had not blown up, he tentatively stood up, looked at the bomb, and said, "It's all right ... get up."

Everyone looked at this inferior **** bomber expert with regrets, but if you think about it, if this guy is a character, would he run here to hang out? So relieved!

Just when everyone was relieved ...

boom!

A loud noise!

It seemed as if the entire building was shaking, and then a scream was heard one after another!

People passing by the building heard the movement and looked up, just to see a few windows shaking, and then, at the mouth of the window that had not been closed, a thick red smoke appeared!

"What's that?" Almost everyone asked subconsciously.

At the same time, in the backyard of Yizhi Temple, the red child also asked, "Master, what exactly did you give Baiyi to? It wouldn't really be a bomb? In case it really explodes, shouldn't it be dead?"

Founder was silently playing with his mobile phone and did not say anything.

The squirrel sat on Fang's shoulder, followed by looking at the mobile phone, and said, "The hottest pepper in the world, Pepper X. The pepper X's spicyness exceeded that of Carolina Death Peppers and once broke the world record. The spicyness of ordinary peppers is From 10,000 to 20,000 Scoville units, Pepper X reached the terrifying 3.18 million Scoville units ... "

"Master, wouldn't you use this thing, right? It would be horrible, too," exclaimed the red child.

Founder shook his head and said, "Because the teacher is not so cruel, the pepper is still this pepper, but it can't die."

The red child smirked: "The kind of terrorist who deserves it should be regarded as a way of heaven. If I were, I would use the hottest one!"

Founder laughed: "Sometimes, living is more painful than dying, such as ..."

"Ah ... what the **** is this!" The bomb-splitting expert screamed and crawled out of the room. Yes, it was just crawling ... It was impossible to walk, and his whole body was trembling.

The bomber's apprentice also crawled out and called out, "Teacher, this ... A sneeze ... well ... like a pepper ... sneeze!"

"Chilli! Tete ... special chili! My wife is irritating, hurt ... sneeze!" The doctor crawled out.

"Save me out ... Alas! Spicy ... Spicy!" Bai Yi's scream came from inside.

The three looked at each other, and saw the other person's face was red, and the nasal tears flowed down uncontrollably. Then they touched their faces with hot pain and uncomfortable feelings. Then, the tears grew more and more. Vague.

Someone came over trying to drag them away, and when they touched them, they exclaimed: "Wow, it's hot, the hands are hot, it hurts!"

"Don't use your hook!"

Then someone really dragged them out with a hook ...

It was twenty minutes after the poor white clothes were made. At that time, the pepper noodles floating in the air had fallen. When people took out the white clothes, they couldn't believe it was white clothes ...

"What the heck is that fat man over there?"

"Shh, that's the white suit of the Red Devil."

"Is that the one who made the chili bomb? The doctor who gave him a delivery is pretty miserable now."

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now white is the red man in the general's eyes."

"Isn't the general unwilling to deal with the Red Devils? What's wrong?"

"The general seems to be following his pepper bomb ..."

"Uh……"

...

Just then, Baiyi started to shout again: "I ... grass ... again ... beginning again! Pregnant again, help!"

Hearing that she was pregnant again, the two soldiers who had carried the stretcher were frightened, their white clothes fell to the ground and howled.