The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

The mayor of Heishan City said, "Of course, if you replace it, try calling my office number if you don't believe me."

After that, the other party sent a number.

The squirrel said: "It won't be true? That guy is so big? Are the Mayors of Heishan City afraid?"

Fang Zheng smiled, twisted his neck, rubbed his wrists, and typed: "Since you want the poor monk to try, then the poor monk try, hehe ... Mayor? The poor monk also knows!"

The Mayor of Heishan said, "Oh, understanding and familiarity is not a concept."

Founder thought about making a phone call to the mayor of Qi County, asked for the WeChat signal of the Mayor of Heishan City, and then added it up, and pulled in with the mayor of Qi County.

Seeing that Founder pulled two people in, please let me be unwilling: "What's the matter? Shall you play with me? Who are these two people? They ran in to get things done?"

The mayor of Heishan City said, "No, I just came to see who was posing as me, and introduce myself, in the mayor of Xiahei City, Li Zeming."

The Mayor of Heishan City said, "Are you the mayor? Who am I? Who impersonates me as a courage? It seems that the net police have been too boring these days and it is time to give them overtime."

Li Zeming said: "No, they have already worked overtime. Are you in Pengyu Hotel? They have gone."

The next moment the Mayor of Heishan City left the chat group, at the same time, in the Pengyu Hotel, a man quickly went downstairs and ran.

"Captain, do you catch it?" Asked a plainclothes outside.

"Not in a hurry, let's go fishing for a long line, follow him and see where he goes. These scammers are not cheating, and they are fighting for it!" Said the captain.

At the same time, online.

Please call me Shinto: "It was the mayor of Heishan."

The Founder wondered, "Is there any other city in Montenegro?"

Please call me Shinto: "Of course, you are too ignorant. I just invited another mayor of Montenegro."

Founder and Zhu Lin are completely speechless. This person really treats all the people in the world as fools!

At this moment, please ask me God to pull in a few more people. The names of each one are also extremely scary. They are all ministers of the central ministries.

Please call me God to also officially change the name. As soon as the name comes out, Founder and Zhu Lin are startled! That name is simply: "Commander-in-Chief of the United Nations Peacekeeping Forces, Wu Zhennan!"

Zhu Lin was surprised: "Wow, is this guy mentally sick, or is his IQ not recharged? Commander-in-chief of the United Nations peacekeeping force? Why isn't he the president of country M?"

The county magistrate also asked the same question: "At the county magistrate Qi Dongsheng of Xiasongwu County, when will the commander-in-chief of the United Nations come to Huaxia? How do I not know?"

Wu Zhennan didn't say anything, but a minister named the Ministry of Culture said, "How do you talk to the commander? Would you like to say hello to you, a small county chief, for international affairs?"

The county magistrate laughed, "I'm just curious. Besides, you don't explain it, but no one believes you."

The Minister of the Armed Forces said: "Six months ago, the United Nations has moved to Huaxia. Founder, you let Commander Wu suffer heavy losses, and you must give him an account. Before compensating, stop stigmatizing immediately, and immediately post a Weibo to apologize for the firefly incident . End this farce early! "

Founder heard this, and then remembered that all these things are related to fireflies, but what is the relationship between fireflies and pretending to be a criminal?

Founder asked: "Where did you open the Fantasy Experience Hall?"

Wu Zhennan said, "Why would I go and run such a low-grade thing? But my friend is running a business, and the hard-fought fireflies have been scourged by you. How can you explain it?"

Upon hearing this, Zhu Lin exclaimed: "Caught? Not farmed?"

At this moment, the Minister of Culture immediately said: "Our friend has the best experts in the world and can artificially cultivate fireflies by himself, but the cost is not low. You have destroyed the market and caused him huge economic losses. Forgive me! "

The Mayor of Heishan City also asked: "Oh? Artificially cultivated fireflies? As far as I know, there is no one in China that can artificially cultivate fireflies. The first is that the technology is immature and indoors cannot be cultivated. If outdoor mountain farming is contracted, if the mountain itself has It's okay for fireflies to live and protect. "

Wu Zhennan immediately said, "That's how they raised it, and then they went up the mountain to catch it, so I said catch."

The Mayor of Heishan City sneered: "Ignorance! Fireflies are ecological indicator creatures, they have very high requirements on the environment. Although they are beneficial insects, they are insects. Once the number is large, it will also destroy the ecology and cause a large number of deaths! So, Wild farming is just a saying, and it can't be operated perfectly! Would you please learn common sense before you lie? "

"Presumptuous! How do you talk to the commander? The commander manages the joint army around the world. It ’s strange to understand these things?" The Minister of Culture said.

Wu Zhennan said: "I am ignorant and fearless, Founder, I will give you the last minute to think, and immediately compensate, pay tribute, and apologize! Otherwise, don't blame me!"

The Mayor of Heishan City laughed: "I'd like to see how you guys are staying hostile on my site."

At the same time, in the Mayor's Office of Heishan City, Mayor Li Zeming said: "Don't hurry to catch people, catch some fish and see who else is behind."

The head of the Heishan Police Department nodded: "I don't think it's that simple. They are not ordinary scammers. They organized the cottage United Nations, but they fled a lot of people and cheated a lot of money. Not only have offices, but also There are various uniforms and documents. According to our investigation, they fled to our city last month. Before that, they have committed crimes in multiple cities, but the crimes they have committed have not been large and did not cause much. Attention. This time, they dare to stand against the wind in the face of you, for fear that someone has paid a high price, let them come to scare the Founder abbot and quit the firefly storm. "

The Mayor of Heishan City nodded and said, "Man-made money, dead birds and food for death, the other party seems to be throwing in a lot of food. Have you contacted YN? Illegal capture of endangered species, at least there must be a saying."

The chief of the police department smiled bitterly: "This ... is really difficult to solve. Fireflies are indicative creatures. Due to environmental pollution and people's wanton capture, there are people in some places who think that fireflies are wantonly killed by pests. Fireflies are endangered in China. But there are still many abroad ... so they have not been protected, for example, by animals. There is no provision that says they are not allowed to be caught ... "

The Mayor of Heishan City said angrily: "Is it going to be extinct before it can be protected?"

PS: I researched the UN for a while, until I wrote it, I still felt incredible. How could these scammers cheat themselves into it? Is it really impossible to live without madness? The film emperor is in folk?