The Local Lazy Man System

"Hello there!"

"Hello there!"

　　 "Congratulations on getting rich!"

　　 "Congratulations on getting rich!"

Ye Yaorong trained the parrot "Yingying" in the yard to learn to speak. He didn't know whether Ye Yaorong's "advanced animal training" was so powerful, or whether the parrot's language talent was too good. In just two days, the parrot said Speaking, there is already a look.

　　 now has simple vocabulary such as "hello", "congratulations to get rich", "I am hungry", "visiting guest" and so on. I believe that after a while, I will be able to communicate with people simply.

　　 "Sakura, it's awesome, reward you." Liu Qingqing took out the parrot's favorite sweet corn and fed it.

　　 "Thank you!"

　　 "Thank you!"

　　 Seeing the sweet corn kernels in the hostess's hand, the parrot flared its wings excitedly and yelled, and flew to Liu Qingqing's hand. Three or two bites ate up the corn kernels in Liu Qingqing's hand.

　　 "It's really a foodie, go play with Xiaobai and the others." Ye Yaorong looked at the parrot who was still resting on Liu Qingqing's arm after eating the corn kernels.

　　 This parrot is spoiled by his wife. Every time he teaches language lessons by himself, as long as his wife comes, it will change the way to act like a baby with his wife or stick to his wife without leaving, just not going to class.

　　 It seems that skipping classes is not only human's patent, but animals can also skip classes.

　　 "Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai."

The parrot can play with "Xiao Bai" and happily fly to "Xiao Bai" and play with him. As for "Wang Cai", after all, he is a native dog, and his spirituality is still a little bit worse. By his side, he also knew that this was an animal raised by the owner and would not harm him, but he was unwilling to play with parrots.

　　 The parrot "Sakura Sakura" puts her hot face on her cold buttocks a few times, and then she is reluctant to play with "Wangcai", but she is very hot with the puppy "Xiao Bai".

It's okay for Ye Yaorong at home. If Ye Yaorong goes out, the two guys will go crazy and run around all over the yard. Liu Qingqing is pampering and accustomed to them again. Every time Ye Yaorong goes home, the yard gets messed up. The mess.

　　 Fortunately, these two guys are still smart. They have been educated by Ye Yaorong several times. They have a lot of restraint. They dare not go crazy in the yard, but now they often go out to play outside the yard.

　　 Anyway, the entire southern village is now Ye Yaorong, and all Ye Yaorong is lazily taking care of the two little guys. As long as they don't run far away, they will be crazy outside the yard.

"Husband, last time I put the'Goubao' information on the Internet, there were really many people who wanted to buy it. I extracted the information of the people with the highest price. You can take a look?" Liu Qingqing took The Apple 6S mobile phone holding her said to Ye Yaorong.

　　 "How much do you pay?" Ye Yaorong asked.

"The highest, Mr. Wang, bid 550,000, and this Mr. Li, bid 530,000, and then this Mr. Sun, bid 430,000, and the others are below 400,000, so I don’t have any. It's extracted." Liu Qingqing said to Ye Yaorong, pointing to the phone screen.

　　 "The four hundred and thirty thousand, Mr. Sun, don't care about it. The other two, if you really want to, you can sit down and talk."

　　 Ye Guangrong said. Since having the "lazy system", Ye Yaorong feels that his heart can withstand a lot more. For a business of four to five hundred thousand, his heartbeat hasn't even been faster.

　　 "Well, I'll contact again." Liu Qingqing replied.

　　 "By the way, it's better to let them pick up the goods themselves."

　　 Ye Guangrong said. After finally being able to live a leisurely lazy life these few days, Ye Yaorong didn't want to travel far to deliver goods to others.

　　 "I see, husband, you are not going to cook lunch, it's eleven o'clock."

　　 Liu Qingqing said with a glance at his lazy husband. My husband is either walking the dog and teasing the birds at home these days, or sleeping late, which makes Liu Qingqing a little helpless. It seems that this inertia can't be changed for a while.

At 7 o’clock in the evening, Ye Yaorong walked home from the old village chief Ye Xianghai’s house after drinking wine. Today, the old village chief’s house had a few guests from the city, and the old village chief just called and asked Ye Yaorong to have a drink at his house. The kindness was difficult, Ye Yaorong also happily attended the dinner.

　　 This is also a manifestation of Ye Yaorong's popularity in the village in the past few months. If anyone had a banquet to drink in the past, basically no one would think of asking Ye Yaorong.

However, since Ye Yaorong revealed his superb cooking skills and helped many people in and outside the village to host wedding banquets a few times, Ye Yaorong has become a top figure in Taoyuan Village. If anyone has any banquets, most of them will invite them. his.

　　October is the season for corn to mature. Most of the fields in Taoyuan Village are planted with corn. Now corn stalks more than two meters high are standing in the fields one by one. Walking past the village road, Ye Guangrong feels like being submerged in the cornfield. It was dark, this less courageous person didn't dare to take such a night road at all.

　　 Ye Guangrong walked on the village road with ease. Such a different kind of scenery is rare in the city. The heat in the daytime and the cool wind in the early autumn evening are like love ~ human touch, making people's nervous and eager mood gradually relax.

Ye Yaorong enjoys such a quiet environment. This is also related to Ye Yaorong’s character. After all, Ye Yaorong is a lazy person. Generally lazy people are more habitual by nature and don’t like lively. This is why Ye Yaorong accompanied Ye Shuting to Rongyan City. I rushed home after two days.

　　 One is that I miss my wife, and the other reason is that Ye Yaorong is not suitable for the noisy environment of the city.

　　 Walking all the way, I can occasionally see the light beam of the flashlight cutting through the sky like a sharp sword. This is the village people guarding the corn in the field at night. It is not people who guard the cornfield, but the wild boars going down the mountain.

　　 At this time, the corn kernels are plump, crystal-like pearls, and high in sugar. After cooking, they taste sweet and waxy. It can also be stuffed together with the corn husk under the stove for grilling. When the husk is dried, the ashes are blown off, revealing the yellow corn kernels inside, which is delicious and pleasant.

This is just a simple method of making in the country. In the night market in the city, there is corn in every barbecue place this season. The corn sold here will be brushed with oil sauce and placed on the iron rack of the barbecue. After roasting, it will be golden and shiny. , The unique corn smell can escape the whole street~www.ltnovel.com~ People know how to enjoy it, and animals are not bad. The sweet corn with high sugar content is the favorite of monkeys and wild boars. I won’t say much about the clever surnames of monkeys. The noses of wild boars are better than human eyes. They can smell the sweetness of corn a few miles away.

　　Taoyuan Village is located at the foot of Kuocang Mountain. Monkeys and wild boars on the mountain often run down the mountain to harm the corn crops at night.

　　The wild boar is a social animal. It practices polygamy, and it is often dispatched to a family of a dozen. In addition, they often don’t steal one or two like monkeys and leave quickly. Instead, they will arch over the ground like a plow. Their long mouth is like a sickle. They can eat and harm an acre of land in one night. Clean.

　　 So the villagers had no choice but to guard the ground for a period of time at night, with rechargeable lights or flashlights and steel bars.

　　 is mainly based on alarm. The wild boar is not courageous, and it is not strong to attack the surname actively. Under normal circumstances, as long as it is disturbed, it will leave quickly, so that the guards can relax and do not need to stay in the ground all night.

　　Of course, there are exceptions, when wild boars get hurt. At this time, the wild boar was like the death squad, completely in a crazy state, and would attack whatever he saw. It is said that crazy wild boars and even tigers have to avoid three feet.

　　 Ye Guangrong was wondering whether he would pick some tender corn from the backyard of his home and cook it for supper when he returned.

"what……"

　　 Suddenly a harsh roar came, breaking the quiet and natural night, which made Ye Yaorong's heart tense, something must have happened.

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