The Local Lazy Man System

After eating the egg fried rice, Ye Yaorong went back to the front yard to bask in the sun. As for cleaning up the dishes, Ye Yaorong would not do it. The women Ye Shuting ate such delicious egg fried rice for free at her home and asked them to help wash the dishes. It should be.

"Honor, where did you buy the spring couplets in front of your house? This is really good!" Ye Guangrong hadn't been lying on the chair for long, and the old village chief Ye Xianghai walked into the yard and asked.

"I wrote the pair."

Ye Yaorong said lazily to the old village chief. Although the sun is comfortable in this winter, it is also very sleepy.

"You wrote, when will your kid be able to write such a good calligraphy?" The old village chief looked at Ye Yaorong in surprise and said.

You have to know that the calligraphy written by the brush outside is really not so good. From the perspective of a professional like the old village head, this calligraphy can be written by someone with decades of knowledge and is definitely a master. Pen and ink.

Now, the kid Ye Yaorong said that he wrote the calligraphy. How could this make the old village chief believe that they belonged to the same village. This Ye Yaorong grew up when he was a child. He has a few catties and a few taels. I don’t know, I’ve never heard anyone say that he would write a brush calligraphy, let alone write so well.

"I know a lot, but you always don't know it." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"I really don't understand. Where did you learn so many skills? Why I don't know at all."

The old village chief felt that he really couldn't see through the kid Ye Yaorong. In the past six months, the kid Ye Yaorong has changed so much, so big that the old village chief thinks whether Ye Yaorong has a twin brother. Come.

This Ye Yaorong is a fake, but is this possible? In a village, who has given birth to several babies, no one can make a mistake.

Even if he remembered it wrong, Ye Guangrong’s parents would never remember that he had lost a son. The old village chief himself denied this possibility.

"I said I was a kid. You learned it from an old beggar, do you believe it?"

Ye Yaorong said with a smile. Anyway, this matter can't be explained by oneself, just let others guess.

"I believe it, you tell me now. You are the reincarnation of a god, and I believe it too. It seems that the title of the first calligrapher in my village is about to be given to you." The old village chief said with a smile.

"Don't, don't, you should always hang up on this title. I am indifferent to a false name. I don't want this title. I'm tired and panic."

Ye Yaorong shook his head quickly and said. After all, this name is still not important, otherwise people in the village and outside the village will ask you to write Spring Festival couplets, so don't think about leisure in the future.

"What do you say, it's just one word, lazy." The old village chief shook his head helplessly.

"Isn't there something to say, lazy people have lazy blessings, I am the one." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"That's true, otherwise, how can you let your kid marry such a beautiful wife."

Don't say it yet. The old village chief Ye Xianghai still agrees with this point, this Ye Yaorong is really lazy and lazy.

"Old village chief, you are not here to come and see me soaking up the sun during your busy schedule. If that's the case, it would be too shameful for me." Ye Yaorong also joked with the old village chief for the New Year.

"Your kid is getting poorer and poorer, and you dare to make fun of your elders." The old village chief stared at Ye Yaorong and said.

If it had been the case before, the old village chief said this. Ye Yaorong was really a bit scared, and now he was completely useless.

"Old village chief, you are the leader of the village. How dare I make fun of you? Don't wrong people." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Okay. Stop talking nonsense with your kid, you and Qingqing will come to my house for New Year's Eve dinner tonight." The old village chief said.

"It's only the twenty-ninth of the twelfth lunar month today. Village Chief, why do you eat New Year's Eve dinner ahead of schedule this year?" Ye Yaorong said suspiciously.

Most people eat New Year’s Eve dinner on the last day of the old year. The last day of this year is the 30th of the twelfth lunar month, not the 29th of the twelfth lunar month.

"Tomorrow Rong Fei is going to have a New Year's Eve dinner with his wife, our house will be ahead of schedule," said the old village chief Ye Xianghai.

Rong Fei in Ye Xianghai's mouth. It was his grandson Ye Rongfei, the son of Ye Fugui, who was married the year before his first birthday. His wife's family was in the county seat. During the New Year, he would go home for New Year's Eve dinner, so he had to take turns to eat during the New Year.

It used to be one family for lunch and one family for the evening, but today Ye Rongfei and his brother-in-law are taking a girlfriend home on New Year's Eve. Ye Rongfei and his daughter-in-law, as an older sister, must go home to help check in.

So the old village chief’s New Year’s Eve dinner has been advanced to the twenty-ninth. In fact, it’s nothing. Now many people do it. It’s not enough for the New Year, so they have to line up the New Year’s Eve dinner.

Some people set up New Year’s Eve dinner from noon on the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, taking turns to eat it until the evening of the 30th lunar new year.

In fact, the new year is mainly about reunion. It’s more important to have a family reunion dinner together. As for the 29th or 30th of the New Year, it’s nothing, everyone wants just the atmosphere.

"Your family is eating New Year's Eve dinner, it is inappropriate for us to get together."

Ye Yaorong shook his head and said. In rural areas, at noon or evening on the New Year’s Eve, few people go to the house during the New Year’s Eve dinner, and they only go there when others have almost eaten the New Year’s Eve dinner.

After all, the family is eating New Year’s Eve dinner. You are an outsider. Whether someone invites you to sit down for dinner or not invites you to sit down for dinner. This is very embarrassing for others.

"What did you say, tell you to go, you go, don't say these things to the old village chief, or I will get angry." The old village chief said.

"Well, the old village chief said so, if I don't go, wouldn't it be too hypocritical." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

Anyway, UU reading www. The old village head of uukānshu.com invited himself to his house for New Year’s Eve dinner. This is very good for him. Generally, the relationship is not very good. He would not invite others to his home for the New Year’s Eve dinner. Since the old village head always said so Ye Yaorong is not hypocritical.

"Well, don't forget, come early in the evening."

After speaking, the old village chief also left. After all, there was a lot of new year's eve dinner.

"Brother Honor, I heard my grandfather's voice just now, why is he here?" Ye Shuting walked from the backyard to the front yard and asked Ye Honor.

"How come the dishes are washed?" Ye Yaorong asked.

"Just a few bowls. Let's go out and get it done in no minute. You haven't told me why my grandpa is here." Ye Shuting said.

"Your grandfather invites Qingqing and me to come to your house for New Year's Eve dinner at night." Ye Yaorong said with a smile

"Really, great." Ye Shuting said happily. Ye Shuting was in a particularly good mood to have New Year's Eve dinner with her brother Honor. (To be continued.)