The Local Lazy Man System

"Captain Wu, brother, I've had bad luck for eight lifetimes. I've kicked the iron plate." The bald man endured the pain and complained to Captain Wu.

"Oh, be more specific." Captain Wu asked with some interest. It's too tough for one person to defeat a group of people.

"Ah, I heard my younger brother said that the two of them were beaten by one person, so he brought twenty people to look for the scene. Who knows that this kid is so powerful, and he overturned a group of us empty-handed. I was injured. He was the one who fought it. It's horrible."

When the bald man mentioned Ye Yaorong's body, he couldn't help but tremble, and he seemed to be really frightened by Ye Yaorong.

"Really, it's fake, one person killed you guys in the 20s. Have you been beaten stupid? Even the trump cards in the army can't do so many big guys with iron bars."

Captain Wu didn't believe it, there was no way, this thing was a little unscientific, and if he didn't see it with his own eyes, how many people would believe it.

"Captain Wu, you see that I am like this. I have lost all my face. What else can I hide? When so many people see it, I can't hide it. We are really alone. Down, that person is a master of martial arts, too strong, sometimes he flew three or four people with one punch, and the twenty or so people walked in his hands for less than a minute and were all knocked underground. You see now I can't even get hurt."

The bald man said depressedly. Anyway, his face has been lost, and the bald man is not afraid of being teased by Captain Wu.

"I didn't expect that we still have powerful people here." Captain Wu said in surprise.

"Captain Wu, I told you, this is the case, you police should not interfere." said the bald man.

The police and the gangsters sometimes have to say that it makes sense. A small town is just this big, and there are a lot of gangsters in the town. The police will not know why they didn't arrest them. This is really intriguing.

Believe in this phenomenon. It also exists in many places in China.

"why?"

Captain Wu said in a puzzled manner. After all, in the name of deliberately injuring others, the police can definitely arrest the person who injured the bald-headed gangsters.

"Captain Wu, if I beg you, just leave it alone."

Thinking of the devil crushed the iron rod with one hand. How dare the bald guy retaliate?

"but……"

Captain Wu was a little embarrassed.

"Captain Wu, don't you, we don't plan to call the police. We are unlucky in this matter. Please don't interfere. Oh, it hurts. Why can't the ambulance be reached? I'm going to die if this continues."

The bald man is really afraid of Captain Wu's intervention. Otherwise, let the devil know, what else can he have to survive, martial arts masters like them all come without a trace, go without a trace, provoke him, and don't know how to die. .

...

"Brother Honor. I didn't expect you to be so powerful, especially when you crushed the iron rod with that hand, it was really cool." On the way, Ma Lin said, looking at Ye Yaorong with admiration.

"Yeah, Brother Glory, you are amazing."

Xiao Si'er also looked at Ye Yaorong with a look of admiration and said. Xiao Si'er and Ye Yaorong have known each other for more than 20 years, and never thought that Ye Yaorong would be so good.

"It's okay, it's just a little stronger." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Brother Glory, do you know Kung Fu?" Ma Lin asked curiously.

"Okay, don't ask about these things. It's getting late, I'll drive the electric tricycle over, and we should go home."

Ye Yaorong broke the subject and said. Anyway, Ye Yaorong didn't want to talk more on the topic of Kung Fu, after all, these things were not easy to explain. I can't explain it clearly, so it's better not to say it, let them guess for themselves.

Soon, Ye Yaorong drove the electric tricycle over and put all the things bought today on the car. The three daughters of Liu Qingqing also each carried a rag doll the same size as theirs on the electric tricycle.

Suddenly the entire carriage of the electric tricycle was packed. The main reason is that these three big dolls take up too much space, but it is a good thing to hold the doll in this way and when the electric tricycle arrives, the three girls will not be too cold.

"Xiao Si'er, thank you so much today." Ye Yaorong said to Xiao Si'er.

"Brother Honor, don't talk about it. I'm embarrassed. If I knew Brother Honor you are so good, I won't go up." Xiao Si'er blushed and said.

"You can't say that, no matter what, I will write down this friendship. If you have anything next time, come to me."

Ye Yaorong said. Ye Yaorong was really optimistic about Xiao Si'er and thought he was a good person.

"Ok."

Xiao Si'er nodded and said. Now Ye Yaorong is Xiao Si'er's object of worship. Xiao Si'er is even wondering if he can learn Kung Fu from Brother Honor.

Don't be as powerful as Brother Glory, knocking down dozens of people by one person, as long as one person can defeat the realm of three or five big men, Xiao Si'er feels contented.

"Well, let's not talk about it, let's go first."

Ye Yaorong sat in the driving position of the electric tricycle, and as soon as the key was inserted and twisted, he drove the electric tricycle home.

...

Today is the twenty-third and twenty-fourth days of the twelfth lunar month. It is the traditional Chinese "Little Year" and the traditional day of worshipping the stove. The "Little Year" also means that people should prepare for the New Year and welcome the arrival of the New Year.

Before the sky was dark, firecrackers sounded one after another in Taoyuan Village, which was set off by various families to welcome the New Year.

"Twenty-three, after the sacrifice of the stove, the children clapped their hands and laughed. Five or six days later, the new year will come. Evil-shielding boxes, playing walnuts, and two cannons. The five sons of Dengke ping-pong sounded and the fire rose higher than the sky. high."

This is the description of the "Little Nian" by the ancients, and it also expresses people's joyful psychology to welcome the New Year.

Ye Guangrong's family is also busy now, and Ye Guangrong's family will also put a table for dinner in the evening.

This is not Ye Yaorong now working as a chef in the kitchen, Liu Qingqing and Ye Shuting three daughters are on the side, Ye Shuting and Ma Lin are going to spend their new year at Ye Yaorong's house tonight.

Of course, it wasn't just the two of them. In the evening, Ye Yaorong also invited the old village chief, grandfather and grandmother to come over to spend the new year together.

After cooking, as the only man in the family and the head of the family, Ye Yaorong presided over today's sacrifice stove.

In fact, it's very simple. I used to watch my father worship the stove every year~www.ltnovel.com~ After so many years, Ye Yaorong also knew the process of offering the stove very well.

In ancient times, men worship the stove. According to folklore, the moon belongs to the yin and the stove monarch belongs to the yang.

In the evening, the family used tofu, vermicelli, cabbage, kelp, etc. to make a "sacrifice soup" and bring it to the tablet of Lao Zaoye.

Then they were served with sesame crisps made with sugar paste or malted sugar, called "sacrifice sugar", because "the kitchen **** said that the white man sinned back to heaven, so at the time of sacrifice, the sugar cake sticks to the god's mouth to make no words."

Of course, there are many cumbersome steps, but these are all ancient people's sacrifices to stoves. With the development of society, people's sacrifices to stoves are now less complicated. Like many ancient rituals, they have been simplified.

Paste the portraits of Master Zao and Zao Po on the wall above the stove. The portrait of Master Zao is white and fat. This image is very similar to that of many chefs. Master Zao is in charge of the world’s food. People imagine his image to follow. Like those chefs, he has a fat body and a thick waist.

There is also a couplet on the portrait. The banner reads "the head of the family." The kitchen master is in charge of the food in the human world. In the age when food is not satisfied, he is regarded as the head of the family. (To be continued.)