The Life Through Books of the Salted Fish Family

Chapter 656 Personal Customization (please vote for me!)

 A face that makes me want to stick it on the screen.

 It shows eagerness.

 Wait for the person on the opposite side of the line to see clearly.

The man immediately pulled over a light screen and said in a high-spirited manner: "Sister, look what this is!"

 “Dang, Dang, Dang!”

He didn't think it was enough, so he added his own accompaniment.

"Health checker! It's a basic model. Look at this shape. It's so simple. Look at the body. It's round and cute. Look at the lumps on it. It's not dirty. It's definitely not. It's for sure. It’s being held by someone, wow, this is the trace of how many people have touched it affectionately over the years! It’s love! It’s faith! It’s the spirit passed down from generation to generation, it’s the supreme pursuit of health by intelligent creatures, it’s..."

 "Uncle, stop! Stop!" Yan Yu interrupted, dumbfounded.

 Him can't be allowed to talk any more.

　　　Uncle sells his brain, and he talks endlessly.

 The man is not angry even if he is called to stop midway.

He laughed and said, "It's not easy to find it. Don't worry. Although I can't go back yet, as long as I pay the deposit, this machine will be your brother's and mine. No one can take it away if I don't pick up the goods!"

“You know what’s the best? This is a ‘collectible’ transferred from an individual, hahaha. It has a collectible number plate and can be traded regularly, modified and disassembled, and even regular plug-ins can be downloaded..."

The uncle suddenly shook his head: "Forget it, let's look for some black market software. Besides, such an old model, although it can still work normally if it is well maintained, may be overloaded when updating data needs to be loaded... It's an antique! Let's still do it You must take good care of it, use it and delete it when you need it, and the most important thing is that it can run smoothly.”

The uncle was in high spirits, staring at the machine displayed in circles on the virtual screen, his eyes shining, as if he was looking at a new love.

“Ahem!” Yan Yu glanced at the time, “Uncle, could you please check if the time is correct?”

“Uncle, uncle, how many times have I said it, it’s my eldest brother!” The uncle took the trouble to correct her again, then touched his face with some uncertainty and asked her, “Does she really look that old?”

Just as Yan Yu was about to answer, he saw him waving his hand.

He said in a very free and easy manner: "Forget it, most people can't appreciate a man like me!"

"Back to business, I found this health check for you. I even paid the deposit. Please tell me how you want to change it and what kind of skin you want. I will pull up a list of functions for you and you can see what has been deleted. Try not to be too exaggerated, let’s seize the time and add it all up.”

Yan Yu glanced at it and saw that the list had obviously been re-edited by his uncle, and the densely packed functions were thoughtfully classified into several major items.

 At a glance, everything is inspected, from head to toe.

It’s really a machine with good functions.

“Uncle, can we add some treatment methods?” Yan Yu asked.

 “What treatment do you want?”

 “Do some simple surgery? Cut out the appendix and gallbladder or something?”

 “Don’t think about it!”

 “Acupuncture?”

 “Don’t even think about it!”

 “How about the General Office of Midwifery and Bone Settlement?”

“You have crossed over from obstetrics to orthopedics, you have a lot to think about!”

 “Do you think it’s okay?”

"It's not impossible. You can choose one. I'll add one to you at most. You have to know that the operating system of this thing is really old. If you install too many, it will easily crash. Let me give you an example. It was just setting people's bones when it suddenly crashed. Then restart, and guess what happens?”

"Continue to set the bones?" "There is a high chance that the injured person will be broken back into his original shape and treated again."

 “Black Jade Intermittent Cream?”

 “Sister, you have read a lot of classics!”

 “To each other!”

“Stop being poor and tell me your request quickly! Hehehehehe~~”

 Uncle is in a really good mood and will sing this song.

Handily coaxed away the flying insects that were close to him and regarded him as one of the same kind. He kept humming the song, but he could never get to the third sentence, and he would inevitably switch after two sentences.

Copyright awareness is also amazing!

“I want a young lady, not pretty, preferably thinner, more haggard, with an accent similar to mine…” Yan Yu had already thought about where this new family member would come from.

 Uncle is still trapped on the Bug Planet, and he doesn’t know when he can go back.

It will take a lot of work to convert this health check machine into a human form. It is a delicate job and cannot be done quickly.

 She is now engaged in customized services. Not to mention, it is quite interesting to think about personal customization.

 Uncle is very serious in what he does.

The two of them kept communicating, discussing details, and occasionally talking about their current situation.

Seeing Yan Yu's injured hand, the uncle just laughed and muttered: "No wonder it's necessary to set bones. You have to think about it. In the world you live in, there are actually more victims of trauma. A skilled hand in setting bones has to touch it first." You can only start with it, we don’t need to, just take a look and you will see that the eyes are see-through, just start clicking. With this technique, when you get there, it can help you make a lot of money, and it is not popular yet. "

Yan Yu shook his head while directing Jiuxiao to dive into the water to catch fish.

"As a young lady of the right age, even if my family doesn't want to, there are still kind-hearted neighbors who want to help arrange the wedding, so I have to be a bit lonely and weird, and I have to plan a good encounter when the time comes, so that I can take it home. Come."

 So she chose to deliver the baby.

 It is easier to find a doctor who specializes in bone injuries.

 But for a life-and-death matter such as midwifery, there may not be many opportunities to use it, but as long as it is used once, it may save one, no, two lives.

Yan Yu sighed: "If I didn't have to verbalize the test results, I really don't want to install a sound card. Aunt Rong is the home service robot I exchanged with you last time. The sound card has no impact at all. She is considerate, has no barriers to communication, and saves money." caused a lot of trouble."

“You don’t know about my family’s situation. It’s really attracting the attention of the whole village. If there is one more person, if you don’t think about everything, let alone outsiders, even your own family can’t hide it.”

When she thought of her uncle, she felt that this medical robot must be well prepared before appearing in front of people.

“Uncle, you have to promise me that she can feel her pulse and prescribe medicine, and her other functions can be reduced. These two are the foundation and must-haves. Do you understand?”

 “Get it!”

 The uncle typed various requests for Yan Yu’s bar on another virtual screen.

"Even if you don't know how to diagnose a pulse, you still have to put on a show. There's nothing wrong with being withdrawn. You can design the background a little more miserable. Anyway, I have a lot of time. I'll write a few for you later. I've read a lot of these novels. Well, the family is going through a huge change, the engaged brother is in love with someone else, the bad relatives are snatching away the family property, or the stepfather, or the stepmother, and a few unrelated dragsters, well, you tell me, you insist on it. My little sister, my little wife is not bad, and she can also add some ridiculous scenes such as miscarriage..."

 It really gets more exciting the more I talk about it.

Yan Yu is convinced!

 No wonder the unlucky guy that the uncle mentioned and his custom-made machine didn't have the chance to use Grandma Sanbaorong and the others. In the past, the platform was opened at a fixed time, once every half month, and each person was connected for twenty minutes each time.

But even so, if you want to satisfy the customer for private customization, you still have to negotiate several times.

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　　(End of this chapter)