The Kung Fu Baby is Four Years Half and has 17 Pampering Brothers

  Chapter 711 Seventh Senior Brother: Hit people, don't slap them in the face

  Tuanzi had read Wen Li’s Infinity Stream novels, but because some of the stories were too scary, and the protagonist was an adult, she didn’t read it after reading a little bit, after all, she couldn’t understand a lot of the content.

  And many infinite stream novels have settings about talents and skills.

   But she has never heard of a setting with sloth blood.

   "Brother Ninth, will you become a sloth?"

  She has seen pictures of sloths in the system, they are so cute.

  If Senior Brother Jiu turns into a round-headed, furry sloth, she can still hug him to sleep!

   Isn’t this just a sloth doll?

   "No, no, no!"

  Yu Weixiao shook his head vigorously, "It's already cute like a sloth, but it turns into a sloth..."

  Because of his habit like a sloth, occasionally he feels that he is a sloth rather than a human, but if his body becomes a sloth, he fears that one day he will forget his identity as a human.

  Thinking of that horror game, many people with different bloodlines attacked players on a large scale later, maybe they were influenced by bloodlines.

  He is glad that he chose to leave instead of staying in the game to build up influence.

   "The Lord God said that this effect will last for a few months in the short term, and several years in the long term."

  Duanzi wondered: "When you maintain this state, will you have some kind of infinite defense? If you can't resist damage, it's too bad, right?"

   After finally clearing the level, a negative effect came out, the main **** is too bad!

   Before establishing a relationship, Tuanzi was angrily arguing for Brother Jiu.

  Yu Weixiao couldn't hold back, pinched her angry face, and stopped after noticing her red nails.

  Tuanzi looked down and saw the bright red nails, and asked curiously, "Senior Brother Jiu, why are you pretending to be a woman?"

   While speaking, she looked down the neck of the other party.

  It is so real!

   "Ah, this..."

Yu Weixiao scolded the main **** in his heart, "This has something to do with my skills. I triggered the hidden plot in the novice level, and I escaped by pretending to be a woman. In the end, I got a one-click dress-up Natural skills."

  Although the one-click dressup has helped him a lot, giving him the opportunity to pretend to get information from players or NPCs, but he doesn't want to leave the game with this skill!

   "Sooner or later, the effect of the bloodline will disappear, but the skill of 'One-click Dressup' will remain, but correspondingly, I need to exchange it with food or sleep. In the game, I need to spend points in exchange for different levels of camouflage."

   Speaking of this, this gorgeous-looking man showed a bitter smile.

  One-click changing clothes can make him look like a woman, but walking on high heels and walking like a woman, these are things he needs to learn the day after tomorrow.

  Duanzi didn't quite understand, and only came to a conclusion, "Then if you want to change into women's clothing in the future, you just need to eat more and sleep more?"

  Yu Weixiao still smiled bitterly: "Yes, but in peaceful times, this is useless, and it can't make money."

  Tuanzi patted his arm sympathetically, and when he was about to continue asking, he suddenly found that Yu Weixiao's expression changed. She had a bad feeling, "Senior Brother Ninth?"

  Yu Weixiao slowly turned to look at her.

  Duanzi opened his mouth wide, turned his head to look at the remaining half of the milk tea, and poured it into his mouth without hesitation.

  The two had the opportunity to communicate again.

  When the milk tea loses its effect again and Yu Weixiao treats herself like a sloth, Tuanzi is about to slip away.

  At this time, she noticed that the other senior brothers hadn't moved for a long time.

  Duan Xiayou still made himself a blanket and fell asleep soundly. The little black panther had already finished licking its fur, curled up on the sofa, and snored a little. After Dongmendong was granulated, he no longer knew where he had gone. As for Tiger King Ji Zhangzhuo, he actually jumped onto the chandelier at this moment, looking down at the entire hall from a high position.

   Noticing Tuanzi's gaze, he let out a roar like a tiger, and said triumphantly, "These are the mountains and rivers brought down by this king!"

  Duanzi chose to slip away quietly.

When she found Ning Jixiu who was only three years old eating cakes, she patted him on the arm thankfully, "Eighth Senior Brother, fortunately, you have eaten a long time ago, and your mentality is back to three years old, so you don't have to face your truest self. "

  Although returning to a three-year-old mentality with an adult body will leave a black history, but the eighth senior brother has already had a similar black history, and it is not a problem to do it again, it is better than creating a new black history.

  【Gu Wu System: Miaomiao, have you ever thought about where the pastries he eats come from? 】

  Danzi: "..."

  The little girl quickly looked towards the kitchen, and the kitchen door was also closed at this moment.

  She couldn't see the scenery inside, but she could imagine how Senior Seven was cooking honestly.

   "This seat is the supreme martial artist, how can Xiaoxiao be so presumptuous?"

  Familiar words came.

  Tuanzi turned his head quickly, and found that Ning Jixiu put down the pastry, showing an evil expression similar to that of some actors in TV dramas.

  Little meat claw immediately covered his eyes, "What a scary expression! Eighth brother, you have become ugly!"

   "Nonsense! This seat is really stunning!"

   Tuanzi was dumbfounded.

  As the evening approached, Tan Taiyi came back from work and found that the atmosphere at home was a little weird.

  He glanced around, didn't express any opinion on the clothes of the new ninth junior brother, and finally his eyes fell on Zhen Hao Wei.

   "Seventh Junior Brother, your face..."

   Zhen Hao Wei, whose face was swollen into a pig's head, tried to smile, but accidentally pulled the wound.

  He calmly said: "It's okay, let's compete, I accidentally lost."

  Ji Zhangzhuo, who was recorded as black history, snorted heavily.

   "Senior Brother Third, we are discussing where to apply for household registration for Junior Sister Ninth. Do you have any good suggestions?"

   After changing the shoes, Tan Taiyi paused, "Junior Sister Ninth?"

  He looked at Yu Weixiao fixedly, Yu Weixiao tried to wink, but unfortunately the movement was too slow, more like sleepy and going to sleep.

   "Isn't it Ninth Junior Brother?"

"Why?"

  The few people who were successfully fooled looked at Yu Weixiao in disbelief.

  Zhen Hao Wei touched the wound on his face, and said calmly, "Several brothers seem to have eye problems. I will cook some meals tomorrow and treat everyone."

  The few people with eye problems just want to find out Yu Weixiao's true gender, but if Tantaiyi intends to trick them, then Yu Weixiao will be offended.

  Ji Zhangzhuo had doubts for a long time, but he couldn't find evidence, so he came to Tantaiyi out of curiosity, "Third Junior Brother, how did you see it?"

   "Eyes."

   "Eyes?"

  Ji Zhangzhuo stared at the pair of eyeliner eyes, but didn't see any problem.

  Zhen Hao Wei still said calmly: "Actually, when you were screaming like a cat and a pig, Junior Sister had already revealed the gender of Junior Brother Ninth, but you didn't seem to remember it when you woke up, and you still have brain problems."

  Ji Zhangzhuo heard that the seventh junior brother was quite resentful about being surrounded and beaten.

  But the next day, they accidentally drank the scented tea cooked by Hao Wei by mistake, and each of them imagined that they were aliens with pig heads and human bodies.

  (end of this chapter)