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Zhou Jinci's "Dream into Reality" performance began, and the stage curtain rose, and the light was still dim.

This is a simple bedroom furnishing. Zhou Jinci drowsed in bed, various movie pictures flashed on the large screen on the background wall, and the noisy voice-overs kept changing, just like the bumblebee's changing radio sounds. Noisy.

Suddenly the background big screen no longer changed. This was the opening scene of the Athens Olympics. At the same time, a line of text showed that Zhou Jinci had a dream. He dreamed of himself becoming an Olympic javelin player.

Zhou Jinci jumped out of bed and performed the warm-up exercise in the accompaniment of the Olympic Song. Then he held the empty javelin and started to run, preparing to throw the javelin.

His running speed is extremely slow, just like a VCR slows down ten times.

He slowly raised his right hand from behind, grabbed the javelin, and threw it little by little.

His face was twisted due to the force, and his mouth opened wide, making a silent roar and roar, just like the facial muscle changes when the 100-meter flying man Bolt crossed the line. The HD camera played ultra-slow motions to match the distorted face. Emoticons, a comic that came upon me.

It only takes two or three seconds to throw the real javelin, but Zhou Jinci spent a full half minute to perform this set of movements until the end of the Olympic song.

The audience gave a warm applause. Although this paragraph may not be funny, it was very shocking. Everyone was feeling that Zhou Jinci's physical coordination ability was too great!

"Really hard work!" Jin Dabao shook his head in the lounge and sighed.

Bai Yutang also sighed: "I can micro-manipulate my body to this extent, I'm afraid no one can do it ... I want to worship him as a teacher!"

Ma Xin shouted: "I very much doubt that when he learns these actions, he must slow down the VCR video ten times and then follow it one frame at a time! Zhou Jinci is too powerful. The mime can be done like this. too much."

On the radio, Olympic javelin player Zhou Jinci broke the world record!

Zhou Jinci won a precious gold medal for the motherland!

Zhou Jinci became the Olympic champion!

Ji Zhou Jinci opened his arms and accepted the cheers and applause of the audience. He is a great hero!

No matter how much joy there is in the dream, there will always be a moment of destruction.

Crackling ... the soap bubble burst, everything returned to reality, Zhou Jinci continued to go back to bed, the big screen continued to flash, the noise continued to buzz, and it didn't take long for him to freeze again.

This time, it is an impassioned, common English song on the NBA court. On the big screen is a big background picture of the Bulls and Rockets fighting.

Zhou Jinci tore off the athlete's clothes just now, exposing the Bulls jersey with No. 23 printed inside, the audience all cheered: "Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!"

Qiao Jinci stretched out his hand and picked up a nifty basketball from the shelf next to him. He patted it in the void, and walked slowly, making false movements from time to time, occasionally dribbling, or suddenly turning around A breakthrough, three-step layup, throwing nothingness basketball into the wall basket.

Wonderful!

Pretty!

The applause rang, but Qiao Jinci was not satisfied.

He was running, picking up the basketball from the auditorium. He copied it with his hands, and then slammed it in the low position. His bent waist was also straight, and he quickly ran with the ball. His movements were very skillful. It is a standard set of ball picking actions, and the audience who understand basketball exclaimed and sent praise.

Then something that surprised everyone happened.

Zhou Jinci seems to have a very powerful defensive player in front of him. He dribbled left and right, rushed forward, turned back, and couldn't break through.

The music suddenly changed into an exciting heartbeat pop. Zhou Jinci's speed of taking the ball dropped instantaneously, and it became slow motion again. Even turning around, his speed was slower than normal people!

With one turn, he took five seconds.

But the audience ’s heart, in these five seconds, seems to think it is only one second.

Breakthrough!

Zhou Jinci broke through with the ball!

With a crackling sound, Zhou Jinci suddenly stopped moving, and a disc-sized prop protruded from the wall next to him, blocking his chest and abdomen and sticking tightly to his body.

The next second, Zhou Jinci seemed to be magic, vacated, his feet left the ground, and the whole person flew up!

"Impossible!"

The audience who did not see the key props all stood up and exclaimed, and the lounge was also full of excitement. This week, Jin Ci even flew up with the help of props!

And this fly is also very slow fly!

Zhou Jinci floats in the air, just like the real basketball trapeze Jordan, holding the basketball in his hand, keeping the slam dunk position, touching the basket little by little, vigorously dunking, grabbing the basket with both hands, the whole person is hanging from , Even the fluttering movements are slow motions that slow down!

Yang An found Zhou Jinying sitting under the stage with her eyes. She was holding the remote control in her hand, and her face was nervous and worried. She was relieved until her brother hung on the basket.

What a big deal!

Yang An helped him with 10,000 likes, great, too great!

The audience was really shocked. The props did not matter. The most important thing was Zhou Jinci's performance. At normal speed, it was no different from ordinary people. Whenever he entered the slow motion, he could still maintain a performance without many flaws. Must be extremely performant to complete!

The applause rang, and NBA superstar Qiao Jinci led the Bulls to a big victory over the Rockets and won again!

Snapped……

The dream was shattered again, Zhou Jinci was lying on the bed, because the NBA superstar is still a dream he had.

The light gradually brightened, daylight was dawning, the bird was tweeting at the window, the annoying alarm clock sounded, Zhou Jinci was sitting beside the bed, thinking about the dream of last night, and constantly remembering that he was always smiling.

Dreams are beautiful, but reality is so cruel. A phone call made him have to go out to work immediately.

Zhou Jinci changed into a full set of clown costumes, and put a simple clown film mask on her face, and suddenly became a clown with a big face and a grin.

Before he went out, Zhou Jinci also found a red nose and stuck it on his face. All the preparations were completed, and he began to work in the real world.

The big screen in the background is a large shopping mall, with crowded people and extraordinary style.

In the cheerful circus music dubbing, Zhou Jinci bent down, bowed his head, shook hands with the nihilistic child, sent out a nihilistic balloon, touched his head with a smile, and waved goodbye to him.

If you meet a child who cries more than a few minutes, Zhou Jinci will also make a funny joke, he will draw a long void balloon from his waist, creak out a cute void balloon puppy, and give it to the void child in exchange for the most sincere Smiley, then wave goodbye with the children happily.

It was late, and Zhou Jinci dragged his tired body home, leaving himself in bed.

At the moment, the big screen background reads: "Although dreams are out of reach, life still continues. No matter how difficult life is, I am willing to be a comedian who brings joy to everyone!"

Wonderful, shocking and moving!

The curtain was down and the performance was over. The audience stood up and gave applause and cheers to Zhou Jinci until he came out from the backstage and followed Yang An to the crescent-shaped stage. The applause of the audience continued.

Yang An said: "Maybe you don't know. Before joining the comedian, Zhou Jinci's job was to play a clown in a big mall. The audience of Red Maple may have seen him. Right at the gate of Hongcheng mall, he performed every week! "

The audience exclaimed, Zhou Jinci was embarrassed, "Since I joined the comedian, my boss hasn't let me go to work."

Yang Anqi said: "You do n’t want such a clown. You are the best group in Chinese comedy! The boss ’s eyes are too bad, right?"

Zhou Jinci explained: "No, no, in fact, my boss is very good. He knows that I am going to be a comedian, and agrees that I will not have to go to work and stay on pay until I am eliminated!"

Oh ha ha ha ha!

The audience sent out a good laugh, a clown, who was suspended from work and seemed to be funny, but the sadness in it may only be experienced by people with similar experiences.

Yang An lamented: "You met a good Chinese boss. Who pressed that remote control? Oh, your sister, where is she? Come here, sister, come on stage, give your brother a ticket, you have A good brother! "

Zhou Jinying came to the stage with shame, standing beside Zhou Jinci, her brother lovingly took her arm, and gave her all the lens positions to www.readwn.com ~ to introduce her sister's basic situation.

The audience praised it, a lovely and pretty girl!

"I hope everyone can vote for my brother. My brother has been doing mime by himself all these years, and no one has helped him. He has been really hard, very hard ..." Zhou Jinying said more and more excited, Tears burst into tears, and finally had to choke on Zhou Jinci's shoulder.

Brothers and sisters hugged together, and Zhou Jinci could see sparkling tears in the eyes of the audience. The audience applauded with thunder and cheers. Some emotional female audience even looked at crying, tears, and wiping quietly, all of which were captured by the cameraman. Caught it.

After seeing this scene, Yang An was assured. If nothing happened, Zhou Jinci will get good results again in this period, and he can definitely avoid elimination!

After sending off the brothers and sisters, the fourth group of Kungfu continued their funny martial arts story and continued the content of the previous issue. It can be seen that their carefully prepared martial arts story stage comedy is a series of sets, forcing the audience to each Cast them all.

Of course, even the chain must be good-looking. Audiences like it, and any player is no exception!

安 Yang An is well aware of this truth, he is sitting on the side of the stage at the moment, his thoughts are slowly flying.

His next group is his cross talk. He and Li Yue worked hard to prepare for four or five days, waiting for this moment.

Because he didn't want to lose!

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