The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 43: You are me in the mirror

"The concubine is drunk, the concubine is drunk, director, do you play me, right?"

Yang An couldn't laugh or cry, complained and shouted at the director's area, Duan Haishan still raised his hands to praise him and shouted, "You can do it!"

Hundreds of spectators laughed, cheering and cheering, followed by coaxing: "Man, you can do it!"

"What are you doing? This is forcing me to act as a woman again!"

Yang An made a helpless and angry expression on his face, muttered, and spread it out through the microphone, causing the audience to laugh.

In fact, Yang An knew very well that after a period of broadcasting, aesthetic fatigue appeared, and the audience loved watching the host being reversed, so he cooperated with Duan Haishan, and the two did a good job. The word was also carefully selected from.

The concubine drunk is not an idiom. It is more difficult to guess, but correspondingly, the rules of the game have changed. The second person has a chance to ask questions. Yang An can only answer by nodding or shaking his head.

I waited for the scene to calm down, Yang An patted Li Xintong's shoulders, helped her take off her mask and headphones, her face was depressed and aggrieved, and she looked at her blankly.

Uh ...

欣 Li Xintong stared at Yang An's eyes and laughed for three seconds.

Yang An asked: "Am I so funny? Let's start, look at my movements carefully!"

欣 Li Xintong covered his mouth and looked at Yang An, nodding and laughing.

Yang An brewed his emotions for a while, raised his hand, hit his finger, and the music sounded: "Why Just-tell-me ..."

Yang An frantically yelled, "Stop!"

狂 Laughing wildly in the audience seat, is this Nima doing that? Is there a relationship between the drunken concubine and Tell-me?

At this time, the camera gave a close-up of the sound engineer in the background. The sound engineer's brother looked confused, stupid, and said to himself: "Stop what? Oh oh oh, I got it wrong, not this one. song……"

This scene was cut by Duan Haishan on the big screen to show the audience, and the audience couldn't help laughing.

"Well worthy of" Jianghu Xiaotan ", even the staff are so funny!"

"You can't deduct your salary if you put the wrong song. This is a big praise! All the mistakes are so funny. I like this crew so much. Working in this crew can be ten years younger!"

"The Tell-me version of the concubine is drunk, I dare not imagine that picture, haha ​​... if Yang An can really make the effect, I'll call his surname!"

The audience applauded, and Duan Haishan was also very proud. This was also a burden that Yang An deliberately arranged in advance. I did not expect that the on-site recording effect was so good. When post-production, Yang An would let the subtitles Jun write "The happy crew recruits various positions to amuse employees. "Not much money, but enough jokes" job advertisements, to entertain the audience.

欣 Li Xintong finally laughed enough, then finally stretched his face and stood in front of Yang An again.

Yang An glanced at the sky, dissatisfied with chanting: "If you put the wrong song again, the bonus will be deducted this month!"

Alas ... Li Xintong couldn't stand it, she begged for mercy: "Yang An, can you hurry up ~"

Yang An, a few times, shrugged, moved his muscles, and then snapped his fingers: "Music!"

"...

Love and hate are in an instant,

Toasting like a moon,

Love and hate,

I asked when Jun was in love

Uh ... "

Yang An raised her orchid finger and made a toasting drink. Her eyes were confused and aggrieved. She looked at Li Xintong with anticipation, slowly twisted her waist, stroked her upper body, and walked over. Very typical concubine drunk Performance.

Uh ...

欣 Li Xintong laughed and sprayed, she couldn't look directly at the scene, Yang An was learning to dance again. This set of moves really couldn't stand it, the moves were too dirty, too dirty!

The audience was even more out of laughter, one by one, squatting their legs and breasts, and the coughing kept coughing, and even the laughter was intermittent.

"My grass! What the hell? Peking opera? How does it sound like a man's voice?"

"Oh my god! Who is this singing? My pores are bursting!"

"Goosebumps slap off the ground ... kekekeke ... I heard it, this is how male Huadan sings! Absolutely male Huadan!"

"Yang An, do you want to be so naughty! If I can guess this, I will be killed immediately!"

"What a male Huadan version of the concubine is drunk ... I can't stand it with a smile ~~~"

The male Huadan vocal in the background music is too frightening, no one expected it to be this style, but think of Yang An's previous programs, Cao, every audience cursed in the heart, this guy has not let go of the rules Moment, serious background song!

The program has to continue recording. Yang An finally managed to pull Li Xintong up. Li Xintong couldn't laugh anymore. Anyway, when she saw Yang An's face, she wanted to laugh.

"Okay, don't laugh, don't laugh anymore!" Yang An pointed to the audience, said solemnly: "We are recording the program, this is a serious program, don't laugh at it! "

The audience bragged: "Yoo ~~~"

Yang An likes to listen to such boos, pretending to be unheard of, and smiled and said to Li Xintong, "How about sister Xin Tong, do you understand what I mean?"

欣 Li Xintong covered his mouth and laughed: "I really can't understand what you are doing ..."

Yang An applauses and laughs: "Yes! I just want you to understand! Come and come, it's your turn, either you ask questions or you perform for Ma Xin, how do you choose?"

欣 Li Xintong thought about it and said, "I'll just ask, is the answer related to women drinking?"

Yang'an said: "I can only answer one question for you, do you want to ask a woman or drink?"

"Drink the bar."

对 "Yes, there is a word of wine in the answer!"

欣 Li Xintong is satisfied this time, but she still can't guess what it is, leave it alone, continue to pass on, she will focus on the action of drinking.

The second stick is the newly joined host Ma Xin. He is also good enough. In order to quickly make the audience like themselves, how funny and how come, the action is exaggerated, but the laughing fruit is very good.

After waiting for the last round to pass, Lu Xun answered: "Beauty in wine?"

Everyone praised and applauded, and even Yang An praised it: "Mr. Lu is very knowledgeable. I know such a partial idiom, it's terrible, I'm afraid I can't stop you today!"

Lu Xun smiled a little, with a little arrogance, and said in the applause of everyone: "Writing RAP lyrics will inevitably read more books and find inspiration, so if you read more, you will remember."

Yang An also praised a few words: "Yes, yes, but the answer is wrong!"

When everyone fainted, applause came to an abrupt halt, Li Xintong smiled and struck his shoulder: "Would you still be so proud of Teacher Lu?"

Yang An shrugged: "Isn't this afraid of his embarrassment?"

For a while, the crowd was speechless. Yang An suddenly made a weird expression to the camera, widened his eyes, opened his mouth, smugly spread his hands, and shrugged: "So embarrassing ~~"

Alas, everyone laughed on and off the stage. Everyone wanted to beat this guy for a meal. That expression was too cheap!

Lu Xun laughed badly and couldn't be angry at all, it was embarrassing ~ The word seemed to have a magic sound, and with Yang An's proud expression, he would laugh involuntarily whenever he remembered it.

Yang An tore off the note: "Come and come, the answer is revealed."

"The concubine is drunk!"

"What! This is an idiom?"

"Is there anything wrong! It is more appropriate to drink wine when it comes to songs!"

Everyone on the stage called Qu, Yang An ignored it, and directed the director to switch the camera. Yang An's dancing was replayed. Everyone almost laughed and even Li Xintong, who had seen it in person, was holding Rong Feifei's shoulder. He couldn't even raise his head.

Yang Andao: "The answer is really no problem. I'll explain it to you. The name of this song is" Drunken Concubine ". I'm just learning to be a drunken concubine dancing! I used the song's title, did I perform right? "

"Correct!"

整 Neat cheers from the audience seats, wow, another new song, and the "Drunk Concubine" version of Peking Opera!

"Sing one!"

"Yang An sings one!"

几个 There were several loud voices in the auditorium, quickly led everyone to coax, and asked Yang An to sing "Drunken Concubine".

Yang An is of course unwilling to make a joke. He can't even sing a man's song, and let him sing Huadan!

This demo was sung by a student of Hongfeng Opera Academy introduced by Rong Feifei. He couldn't control Li Yugang's "Drunk Concubine".

"If you are interested in this" Drunk Concubine ", you can download the lossless audio source on the official website of" Jianghu Xiaotan ", thank you for your support!"

Yang An easily grasped the situation on the field and continued to record the program.

Copy "Copy does not change" was over half an hour and it ended. It's too early to see if it's less than ten o'clock. If you hurry up, "Laugh Mirror House" can be recorded before twelve o'clock.

Yang An asked the artists to put on makeup, handed the scene to Duan Haishan, directed the audience to go to the toilet, drink water, and distribute small food and gifts provided by the sponsor. After all, for the first time today, "Laughing Mirror House" was recorded. He was worried that time would be delayed. Long, lest the audience be thirsty and hungry at that time, the effect is not good.

The next thing is to shoot the episode of "Small Mirror House". Duan Haishan instructed on the monitoring channel: "Hurry up to prepare the props! The artist has ten minutes to make up. Has the artist got the task card?"

There are mobile cameras in the entire studio to follow the shooting, even the brother of the props group showed his face, dragging two large boxes of props to set up on the stage, the brother took up two "shenlong shields" and introduced: "This is normal , This is specially treated. "

Cai Xiaofei opened the door with a smile, and prepared Lu Xun Li Xintong to prepare for the performance area. He passed the task card, followed by Gu Yunfeng, and followed the whole process.

Wearing a white robe of ancient costume, Lu Xun stood up, and UU reading www.uukanshu.com took the mission card from Cai Xiaofei, and said with a smile: "It ’s so mysterious? This is the mission card, the game name, the mirror house, the rules, the photos As you perform, please imitate all your other performances in the room. The director said, me and me? "

Lu Xun turned over the task card to take a close-up of the photographer. The font "I and I" was red and bold. Lu Xun asked curiously, "What do you mean? Me and me?"

At this time, Yang An opened the door. He was wearing the same white robe of ancient costume and greeted everyone with a smile.

Yang An stood in front of Lu Xun and introduced: "Mr. Lu, we are mirror houses. You and me must behave the same way. For example, if you stretch out your right hand, you have to stretch your left hand. I lift my right foot, and you must learn Raise your left foot. The movements are the same, and the talking is the same. In the most expressive and exciting situations, we both have the same expression. You are me in the mirror and I am you in the mirror. "

A little fun!

Everyone in the performance area is full of surprises. This game is fun. I have never heard of it. The settings are really new!

Lu Xun suddenly realized: "Oh, this is the case! Okay, I understand."

Yang An touched his chin and asked, "Mr. Lu, are you ready?"

Lu Xun also touched his chin and asked, "Mr. Lu, are you ready?"

Hey!

入 It's so fast!

Uh ...

PS1: The concubine is drunk, Li Yugang.

PS2: Love Xiao Xu, thank you for your joy!

PS3: It ’s embarrassing to love Yue Yunpeng ~ At this moment, everyone can imagine the combination of Xiao Xu + Yue Yunpeng = the protagonist.

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