The King of Variety Entertainment

The northeast of December has been covered with snow, and there are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which are extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.

In the center of Bingcheng City, the Northeast Folk Art Troupe located in the courtyard of the Mass Art Museum. At this time, a special guest was visited. Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao heard the news. After a long distance, they extended their arms and embraced the visitors warmly .

"What are you doing here, Yang?"

Jin Dabao laughed loudly. He was one head shorter than Yang An. When he hugged, he looked like Yang Xiaoyi, with his chin on Yang An's chest.

Yang An embraced the black beauty, stretched out her hand to hold the little Northeast behind, and said politely: "I haven't eaten yet, give me some authentic Northeast dumpling pads!"

Xiaodongbei smiled and shouted inward: "Ye egg, go to the oldest three to bring two pounds of dumplings, bring garlic and vinegar soy sauce!"

At this time, it was more than 7 o'clock. Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao were discussing the Liaodong Spring Festival Gala, and stayed here to work overtime.

Yang An was eating dumplings and watching TV. Blue Ocean TV's "Happy Comedy Man 2" premiered today. Everyone is traveling together, of course, it depends on performance.

Jin Dabao shouted, "Yeah, it's still ancient and modern wine. You haven't changed sponsors this year? Is the advertising fee going up?"

Yang An smiled: "It has risen by 20 million yuan. They are all friends. I'm sorry to ask more."

It ’s really not that much. Three big sponsors, one more than 20 million, and the other three or five million are going to increase. Yao Ning is a female killer, making the best use of the channel advantages of Blue Ocean TV. Every billion, everyone is divided. Yang An has become a billionaire without knowing it. This long-term business is really comfortable.

Jin Dabao was just envious: "Look, Brother, we have worked hard all year, can we reach 20 million?"

Xiaodongbei laughed: "Two million can still be guaranteed! Hey, the host has been replaced by Shabe? He didn't do it at CCTV?"

Jin Dabao couldn't believe it: "I thought the rumors were false! Did Shabe really leave from CCTV and join your company?"

Yang An explained: "Before leaving, Shabei is the host of the comedy, CCTV agreed, CCTV owes my favor!"

Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao both gave thumbs up: "Yes, Brother Yang, even CCTV owes you kindness? Niuben is big!"

Shabe, dressed in a gown, walked on the crescent stage, cheering at the audience, bowing with a smile at ninety degrees.

"Welcome to watch, Shabe's personal talent show ..."

This is the stalk that Yang An used in the first season. Sabe deliberately said this, not to stir up leftovers, but to pay tribute to the past classics!

Sure enough, the familiar style returned, and the audience in front of the TV were all relieved. Yang An could not be an appropriate host, as long as Shabey continued to maintain a happy style.

In many people's impressions, Shabe is the host of the CCTV legal program. He is very serious. Today, he opened the show in 30 seconds, amused the audience, and showed his funny side.

Shabe thanked everyone for applauding, and asked casually, "That female audience, what do you call me?"

The female fan was excited: "Male God ~"

Shabehaha laughed: "What was the name of the male **** last season, hahahaha, today he can't come, finally it's my turn!"

A group of female fans screamed, "You are handsomer than him!"

Shabei immediately lifted his smile. He supported his body with his left foot, slumped his right foot, and placed the cross on his left foot. At the same time, his body was slightly tilted. He reached out to shoot the group of female fans. The smoke of the forefinger of the smoke is extremely deep: "You are right, I am more charming than him, please call me Formosa ..."

This slapbag action, the audience laughed, even Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao couldn't help it.

Yang An biting the dumplings and grinning, "I didn't expect it, this is the second personality of Shabey!"

Shaibe put away the Poss and sighed, "From your enthusiastic response, I can read your enthusiastic hearts. To be honest, you always praise me so much, and I will be proud!"

The audience at the scene has long been crazy, this product completely subverts everyone's impression of him, even so funny!

So this season's comedians are definitely very interesting!

Shabei interrupted for a while and introduced, "I can think of the starting lineup tonight. China's most representative comedian and comedy team, like last season, has worked hard for twelve weeks, seventy-two Brand new comedy works ... The first group to appear next is the deserters of the previous season! This season, they are making a comeback, and it is bound to stir up here, the sky is falling apart, the blood is flowing into the river, and the souls are charcoal. Who are they?

The audience laughed and shouted, "Lin Yunshe!"

Xiaodongbei said in surprise: "Are you the first one?"

Yang An nodded: "Well! The first one, the performance is not bad, the final position is ..."

Jin Dabao quickly stopped: "Don't say it! Let me watch the performance carefully and guess for myself!"

The first group of players, after the sound of gongs and drums, the red curtain opened. The three characters of the most familiar Lin Yunshe appeared, applauding!

"Cao Xiaobao?"

The audience saw the beautiful and handsome Cao Xiaobao, together with an old and strange partner, all speechless!

The audience wondered, what about Yang An and Li Yue?

At this time, the TV shot gave the middle of the stage, the shot on the family seat, Cao Shulin was wearing a suit, smiling and applauding while sitting there!

Not only were the audience at the scene wondering, there were a few Northern Crosstalkers watching TV. Qiu Jiuling were all dumbfounded: "Cao Shulin's son picks the beam? Isn't this nonsense?"

Disciple Qiu Jiuling said, "Master, you worked so hard last year, and you only took the third place. Cao Xiaobao is not yet 20 years old. He can cross talk on behalf of Lin Yunshe? Just kidding!"

Really no joke, Cao Xiaobao opened a paragraph, but when introducing the partner, deliberately did not mention the other party's name, which caused a lot of laughter, this is a classic old paragraph.

Qiu Jiuling, who has spoken for so many years, understood at a glance: "Red flowers and green leaves, plus martial arts trainees! Yang An and Li Yue must be out soon!"

But ordinary viewers didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, and continued to listen to the chants. When Cao Xiaobao drew the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience laughed.

Cao Xiaobao said: "Yang An and Li Yue don't love cross talk at all! What is their origin? Li Yue, zoo origin! Yang An, animal origin!"

The audience laughed on TV, and Xiaodongbei also laughed out of the TV: "Looking at you like a goblin, it's really animal origin!"

Cao Xiaobao continued to discredit Yang An: "On Yang An, last time I fought with Lin Yun, I was trained. Didn't think of progress when I went back, but I didn't practice basic cross talk skills. I did variety shows every day, and watching students singing was not fun. I had to go to the stage to sing on my own, but I was eliminated by Teacher Sha?

Shabei, standing on the side of the stage, looked stunned and pointed at herself. This was a shot while standing, not because he eliminated Yang An!

The audience was even more crazy. Cao Xiaobao fired machine guns and wounded innocent Shabei.

Cao Xiaobao hated Tiebu Chenggang and said, "Take off your four lessons and sing. Yang An may now sing. This is the deep love of cross talk?"

Yan He said: "Too much, he has forgotten his original intention!"

Cao Xiaobao said indignantly: "With regard to his three-day fishing and two-day exposure to the net, I have to scold once every time I see it, still love cross talk, and fight for Lin Yun brother! He makes so much money, why not divide My son? "

Everyone laughed, the feeling was because Yang An didn't give you any money, you were so angry!

Oh!

In the applause and cheers of the audience, Yang An and Li Yue wore coats and came out!

The popular king is not covered. "Happy Comedy" is Yang An's home. This time he gave up his moderator and went to the stage. No one dared to pick his stab. Of course, the audience can support their favorite idols unscrupulously. !!

Qiu Jiuling has been silent since he guessed it. At this time, he sighed: "The thinking of young people is to be alive. Wu Xunyi doesn't have to be a master to apprentice, Yang An has taught me another lesson!"

The disciples knew that Qiu Jiuling was lamenting the old age. In fact, they had long thought about the new changes in the old paragraph. They said that the Wu Xun disciple did n’t know how many versions they had changed. Yang An was by no means the first. Yes, I think the master has deified Yang An!

The audience laughed, Yang An stretched his face, walked around for a week, and shouted at the audience: "Who dares to watch me! Listen to the two people talking cross talk, how dare you laugh?"

Woo ~~~

You do n’t let me have fun, I have to have fun!

The audience all deliberately sang the anti-key, all laughed, watching Yang An and Cao Xiaobao tear.

Yang An stood beside Cao Xiaobao and run on him: "Why are you here? This is my stage. I promised the audience last year. I will return this season! Today is my debut show. Why do you two come here? Alright? Who arranged the two of them on stage? "

The last sentence was a question, Yang An looked at Shabe on the stage.

Shabei stretched his hands and pouted, "It doesn't matter to me. I'm the host. Would you help me?"

Yang An was furious, and pulled his sleeves and walked over: "Hey! He snatched my position, and you still talked about it, do you know the law?"

Hahahaha ~~~

Brother Yang, do you ask Shabe if you know the law?

And Shabei, that mean expression on her face, hardly lost to Yang An!

You two are so funny!

Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An ~ www.readwn.com ~ and said: "He just reported the event and only let the audience applaud the next one. Why are you embarrassed by him? Are you a little bit motivated? Will you come to me?"

Shabe's face was all green, it was properly ignored!

Yan He also said: "We are also part of the Lin Yunshe, we said the effect is good, right?"

"Correct!"

The audience cheered and cheered. Yang An and Li Yue couldn't do anything about it. They had to give up their ideas on the side and try to get Cao Xiaobao and Yan He out of power.

Then, the two passed on their experiences separately. Yang An taught Cao Xiaobao how to tease his lines, and Li Yue taught Yan He how to fight for honor. In short, this old section of red flowers and green leaves was renovated and Yang An interpreted a new taste.

Unsurprisingly, Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, who had been taught by "Secret Skills", recommenced each other, and they quarreled with each other. They fought directly, and finally separated.

Yang An and Li Yue were so proud of each other that they finally got the opportunity to "demonstrate once again and tell you what is called cross talk", stood in the center of the stage and started performing. (To be continued.)