The King of Variety Entertainment

安 Yang Andao: "Fifi decided to warm up first, she is best at hula hoop!"

Tong Rong Feifei looked around for a week and found the position of the hula hoop, and suddenly realized that something was wrong. This is a pit!

As expected, Yang An ordered: "Fifi took the smallest hula hoop."

Ye Rong Feifei couldn't laugh or cry, this hula hoop is really special, big snares and small snoops, all sizes, the smallest one is a children's toy, can't you put in your head?

When I saw Rong Feifei holding a small hula hoop, she looked helplessly at the director Yang An, and laughed.

安 Yang An quietly raised his left hand, and Rong Fei Fei had a clever move. She hugged the little hula hoop on her arm. She was very happy. The audience praised Rong Fei Fei's wit and applauded.

Yang An said again: "Little hula hoop is not fun, Fifi chose the biggest one."

At last, Rong Feifei was relieved and stood on the **** of 22.5 degrees. The hula hoop fluttered quickly, the pony tail jumped, and was full of motion, and received applause.

If everyone thinks Yang An is finished like this, this show will not be called a whole person show.

Yang An continued to make things worse: "For a long time, playing with a hula hoop can make a thin waist. Fifi took off her jacket and took an A4 paper on her waist."

The hula hoop fell to the ground, and Rong Feifei flushed, covering her mouth with surprise and looking at Yang An. This is not the content of the Taiwanese version, this **** ... the **** director is playing again!

Yang An smiled and lifted her chin, motioned her to look at the cabinet behind, and sure enough there was a small stack of A4 paper spread out.

Rong Feifei had no choice but to take off his jacket and exposed the black bottoming shirt. Miao Man's rugged figure almost made people bleed. She turned to pick up the paper. Yang An turned off the on-site loudspeaker and ordered the walkie-talkie: The machine gives the artist a positive close-up view! The big screen is connected to machine 3 for imaging! "

云 No. 3 is Gu Yunfeng. He raised his hand to indicate OK, and then waved a red flag to signal the artist to look at this machine.

Rong Feifei picked up a piece of A4 paper and saw the little red flag, but he turned around and blocked the paper around his waist. He was both shy and excited: "How did this guy think of this? He also wanted to use A4 paper. In contrast, he thought about it ... but when did he see my waist, hey, it's annoying, and he's a good-looking guy, huh! "

A miracle happened, and a close-up picture of Rong Feifei appeared on the big screen. This A4 paper actually covered her thin waist. Looking at the front, the black bottoming shirt could not see even a trace of corners. It was incredible. !!

最 The warmest applause and cheers ever broke out in the audience, they even saw the goddess of A4 waist!

"Oh my gosh! How thin is the A4 waist! I remember 21cm?"

"Goddess! She is the goddess in my mind! Angel looks, devil figure, finished and finished, I can't extricate myself, I think I have fallen in love with her!"

"It's really amazing. I can't see that she will have such a thin waist, and her top circumference looks quite full. How could the waist be so thin, this is not scientific!"

"Mom, it's really enviable and envious. My sisters also need to work out. I want A4 waist too!"

"Hey big brother, big brother, you are running a nosebleed! Hold on, hold on, I'll fight 120 for you!"

"This program is so good! I gave their director 99 points, and a point deduction is afraid of him being proud!"

笑 The audience laughed and turned upside down. The atmosphere was extremely warm. Everyone was very satisfied with the arrangement of the program group. An A4 waist was enough to set off a trend. I believe that it won't be long before the nation will set off a wave of beautiful women taking pictures of A4 waist!

Yang An was very satisfied with this session. He smiled and signaled OK. Gu Yunfeng had recorded enough audience laugh materials. Rong Feifei was finally let go. She put on her coat again, which was a lot less style and made many male wolves. We regret it.

Yang An said: "Li Lei is also off work, he also came to this gym, the two knew each other, he said hello to Fifi."

The handsome Li Lei made his debut, and the audience gave his face a lot of applause. Of course, it was not as big as Rong Feifei's debut.

The male guest is not treated so well, and he has to be killed alive, not to mention you are deliberately wearing non-slip leather shoes, what do you think of the staff who asked us to wax on the floor? I'm sorry, I'm sorry for our entire program!

Yang An said: "Both took off their shoes and got ready for yoga class!"

Li Lei petrified instantly, how can this be fun? Taiben said that I would do pull-ups as soon as I appeared on the scene, without talking about taking off my shoes!

导演 The director on the scene was the biggest. Yang An pretended not to see Li Lei's protest. Li Lei noticed that Rong Feifei was taking off his shoes and had to sit down and take off the non-slip leather shoes. He just stood up, slipped, and almost fell on the horse.

Yang Andao: "Before the yoga teacher came, Li Lei saw the horizontal bar and decided to do pull-ups first!"

磊 Li Lei is about to collapse. Is n’t the yoga teacher here yet? Why are you hurriedly asking me to take off my shoes? You are sick!

However, even the woman who was so ugly when I met her had to tear it up with tears, even if she was extremely reluctant.

When recording the show, I heard the director's excessive demands, even if he was extremely reluctant, he must be dedicated, otherwise no one would call you to record the show in the future.

磊 Li Lei took a deep breath, kicked the ground hard, ran uphill, and stepped on the yoga mat midway to take advantage of it. Fortunately, he was sensitive to avoid falling and caused applause.

"One, two, three ..." In the cheers of the audience, Li Lei made three pull-ups in succession, but finally he failed and fell down.

Yang An said: "After doing pull-ups, Li Lei has to shoot and make three points."

Laughing everyone, Li Lei shouted, "Director, how can there be basketball in the yoga room, and how can there be a hoop?"

Yang An said: "Even with a hula hoop, how can there be no basketball? Just behind you, in the closet!"

磊 Li Lei was speechless. He was too far apart. He was tired after doing pull-ups. He was holding the horizontal bar with his back and didn't want to move at all.

Rong Feifei was standing right in front of the cabinet. At this moment, she was in a good mood. She turned to do the labor and threw the basketball to Li Lei. Unfortunately, the strength was not enough. The basketball fell in front of Li Lei and rolled quickly. , Like the sad actor who lost his lover, is going crazy.

I finally managed to make a three-pointer, and Yang An made him dunk again. This is a good opportunity to be handsome!

Li Lei got down hard. He ran the ball from a high place, dunked it. The slam dunk didn't happen. The man hit the collision wall, and the ball fell off. He was picked up by Rong Feifei.

Fortunately, Rong Feifei feels good about variety shows. Taking the initiative to shoot is a help to make a clearance.

The audience laughed and applauded.

完 Is it over after a dunk? Not enough. Whoever guest comes up and does not eat Yang An's three-board axe, it is absolutely impossible to pass the level! "Smile and Slip" is definitely a show that artists love and hate!

Yang An said: "After playing basketball, Li Lei saw the gymnastics wheel again, he picked it up!"

Li Lei looked blank: "Where is the fitness round?"

Yang An pointed to the horizontal bar: "Where, below!"

磊 Li Lei almost fainted, oh, the horizontal bar is on the top of the slope. I ran down and dunked. Now I have to run up to play the pull-back fitness wheel? Do you want to play so hard?

Trembling tremblingly climbed up, Li Lei grabbed the horizontal bar with his left hand, picked up the pull-back fitness wheel with his right hand, and waited for Yang An to give orders.

The bad guy Yang An smiled: "In order to show his waist strength, Li Lei is going to play fitness rounds with Fifi!"

Oh ha ha ha ha!

The applause and cheers came one after another. The audience noticed that Li Lei was going crazy and applauded for Yang An's bad idea. This director really had a bad belly and was too dark!

磊 Li Lei gritted his teeth, and he thought for a long time. Two feet buckled on the horizontal bar below the horizontal bar, facing Rong Feifei, who was standing under the slope, holding the exercise wheel with both hands, and slowly holding it down.

If most people don't usually do exercise, sit-ups can do ten or eight.

If you use the standard posture to play the fitness wheel, you only need to play it twice, and the abdominal muscles will definitely be uncomfortable the next morning.

What's more, the slippery ground is inclined. Do this on a 22.5-degree slope, with your feet on the **** and head down the slope. Li Lei can't do any of them. In the end, he gave up the struggle and held the two wheels in his hands. It slipped down and hit the crash wall.

The audience laughed and watched Li Lei's human flesh bike sliding on the floor, not to mention how happy he was.

磊 Li Lei got up, panting, watching Yang An silently, pull-ups, basketball, fitness rounds, three times. Enough, brother, can we do a good show?

If the director does not stop, the scene will not stop. The director does not arrange to enter the next session. Simon Afeng will not be able to play.

Yang An continued to command: "Li Lei's warm-up exercise is finally complete, but he also saw A4 paper ..."

The studio, which had just stopped for ten seconds, burst into laughter again!

Li Lei was also waiting off the court just now. Rong Feifei has no problem comparing his A4 paper to his waist. What does he compare?

Li Lei didn't take such a fun show, Li Lei was depressed, and he did have more time on the camera, but it was all the stepping on the scene. He is also a public idol who needs to take care of his image!

The director didn't give the order, and the entertainer had to perform again if he was depressed.

Li Lei held the A4 paper, and when he looked up, he saw the red flag raised by No. 3 machine and motioned to him. Helplessly, he turned around. The A4 paper must not cover his thick waist, so he crossed the A4 paper and covered his belly. , Also had to pose as a male god, and shook his long hair.

Oh ha ha ha ha!

The audience laughed, patted their legs, pointed at the stage, and couldn't restrain themselves one by one. I just saw the goddess A4 waist called a pleasing and happy, and now I see the same A4 waist of the male god, I feel more funny. , This actor is even more funny!

磊 Li Lei heard the burst of laughter and thought for a moment, he noticed that Yang An quietly gave him a thumbs up, and the depression just disappeared for the most part.

The boy can cover his waist with A4 paper horizontally, and the 30cm waist is thin enough.

Li Lei is playing music. UU reads www.uukanshu.com, smokes, drinks, stays up late, plays drums, and performs business shows. He usually consumes more energy than the average person. The play team is basically thin and thin. He wears purple shirts and tights. It was already thin, and the thought of doing so showed that Li Lei was actually pretty good at art, and Yang An didn't even give a hint.

"Small Talk" was recorded for ten minutes. The atmosphere at the scene was almost hilarious. No one would doubt that there was a problem with the ratings in this period.

Li Yang and Zhang Mingde were silent. The two were shocked by the performance of the show. Compared to the part in which they were responsible, the jokes were not at all a level. It really made Yang An continue to do so. They did not have a chance to win.

Li Yang touched up and down, took out the cigarette, and put in his mouth: "I'm going to smoke."

Zhang Mingde didn't keep up. He knew that Li Yang was forced into a dead end and he was born dead.

Li Yang walked out of the studio and deliberately walked around the safety stairwell. He went up two floors before calling out.

After ten minutes, Li Yang returned, and most of the gloom on his face disappeared. He sat beside Zhang Mingde and spit out two words: "Get it!"

Twenty-five hours later, "Small Talk" was finally recorded, and the guest artists took time to rest and drink supplements.

Yang An couldn't stop, was busy directing, time was tight, and the next scene needed to be timed to set the scene.

At this time, Song Xiaomei hurriedly ran, grabbed Yang An's arm, and cried with a cry: "Guide Yang, something happened in the background!"

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