The Happy Life of the Reborn Dad

The sisters shouted and shouted, standing on both sides, less than three meters apart, and launched an attack on each other with water guns.

Two crystal water columns crossed two arcs in the sun, one of them fell on Tongtong, and the other fell next to the girl.

In the first game, the girl who was my sister won!

When she saw this scene, she raised her gun and jumped up happily, but before she finished celebrating, Tong Tong directly crossed the distance of more than two meters between the sisters, and her shoulder-mounted water gun was aimed at the muzzle. The older sister, who was screaming proudly, pulled the trigger.

"Cough...ah...Tongtong, I'm going to bite you to death!" The girl was mad, she just laughed with her mouth open, who knew that when Tongtong fired, the water went directly into her mouth. That's all, she swallowed a little water, and she coughed several times.

Fortunately, this is the stream flowing down from the mountain. It is crystal clear. If the water is dirty, it will be broken.

But just like this, the girl went crazy, holding a half-meter-long water gun as a stick, chasing Tongtong and hitting.

The girl in anger made the eldest sister Tong, who was not afraid of the sky, scared.

Tong Tong smiled with the thief who succeeded in the sneak attack, turned around and ran.

Seeing her mother standing not far away, she shrewdly ran towards her, then hid behind her, peeking out her head and looking at her sister who was rushing over. I started running in circles with my mother.

Xia Zekai walked ahead and called them: "Girl, Tongtong, hurry up, there are delicious jujubes ahead."

As soon as she heard there was something delicious, Tongtong immediately changed direction and chased towards her father.

The girl was afraid that she would be robbed by Tongtong and would have nothing of her own, so she quickly chased after her father.

Xia Shande, who was sitting in the wheelchair, laughed and scolded: "That thing is not delicious now, your grandson is really wicked, how can you even lie to them both."

"Hey, Grandpa, in case they feel delicious!" Xia Zekai said.

Luo Xiyun also took two steps to keep up.

After the girl and Tongtong caught up with their father, they quickly asked, "Dad, where is the delicious food?"

"Ahead, it will be there soon." Xia Zekai said seriously.

There are many mountains in Yicheng, and Luo Xiyun ate jujubes a lot when she was a child. When she remembered the taste, she subconsciously frowned: "The jujubes are sour."

"Hey, Mom, do you want to eat it secretly, don't give it to me!" The girl said subconsciously, thinking about it.

Tongtong didn't believe it either, she said, "Dad said it, but it's delicious."

"You two fools!" Luo Xiyun was too lazy to talk about them.

Xia Weicheng and Zhou Yinghong followed behind, they couldn't walk fast.

A lot of people came here to play, and the tourists who came and went saw that there were more than a dozen people in their group, and there were seven or eight who looked like they were not easy to mess with, so they all avoided it far away.

Xia Zekai pushed his grandfather for more than 300 meters and finally saw a few jujube trees. When he saw some small jujubes hanging on them, he said to Wang Yi, "Little Wang, help me. wheelchair."

"Boss, I'll go get it!" After Wang Yi finished speaking, he climbed up in a few big steps. He picked off all the jujubes that were slightly larger.

There was also a begonia fruit tree next to it, and he also picked up the yellow and red begonia fruit.

When the girl and Tongtong saw it, they were so excited that they jumped and wanted to eat. Wang Yi went to the nearby stream to wash up.

The little sisters couldn't wait to grab two from Wang Yi's hand and threw them directly into their mouths.

But in the next moment, the two of them frowned, and their little faces were twisted together. Tongtong opened his mouth and began to spit out jujube residue: "Bah, bah, it's sour."

"Dad is bad!" The girl's stomach was sore, and she vomited.

After the two sisters vomited clean, their little faces were still wrinkled, and their mouths kept spitting out, still sour.

When Luo Xiyun saw the appearance of the two daughters, she felt very distressed, and forced her husband to say, "Take one of them and show me."

"Yes, Dad eats one too, or I'll slap you with a water gun." Tong Tong had already raised a gun at Dad.

Xia Zekai: "-_-"

He couldn't understand, how could there be such a girl.

The girl thought that she was deceived by her father just now. She also raised a gun at her father: "Dad, eat quickly, hum!"

But what made Luo Xiyun stunned was that Xia Zekai threw two yellow crabapples into his mouth, and he chewed them.

But the girl and Tongtong didn't see this scene.

This time, Tongtong and the girl thought that they had eaten wrong. They grabbed another one from their father, but this time the girl grabbed the jujube, while Tongtong took a red crabapple fruit. The two carefully took a bite, and the girl vomited again.

Tong Tong was delighted, and she said happily, "Sweet!"

"Dad, you lied..." The girl became angry, pulled the trigger, and a jet of water fell on Xia Zekai.

Seeing this scene, Tongtong was not far behind and sprayed water on her father.

Xia Zekai couldn't fight back anymore, so he ran forward while screaming, as if to escape the water guns of the sisters, which made the two of them forget the unpleasantness just now, and felt that this game was very fun, so they chased after them. Dad didn't let it go until all the water in the gun was sprayed.

The sisters are going to irrigate the stream again.

Luo Xiyun looked at the tragic appearance of her husband's upper body getting wet with water, and felt very relieved, and said to him: "You deserve it!"

But seeing that the two girls were about to attack Dad with water guns, she couldn't bear it, and stopped the sisters' second round of attack.

She said, "Look at your father, he's soaked all over, and he'll catch a cold if he sprays it again. Then no one will earn money to buy you toys and delicious food. You two adults don't remember the villain, let him go. Bar!"

The girl thought for a while, looked back and forth between her father and mother, and then said, "Dad can't make money, isn't there a mother?"

Tong Tong followed up and said, "Yes, yes, my mother can also make money, let me shoot him again."

"Crack!" Luo Xiyun was annoyed, and slapped the two girls' butts with a slap. She glared at them and said, "I'm going to turn against you, and then I'll throw you all over the place."

The girl and Tongtong hurriedly covered their little butts with their backhands, not daring to speak.

They are not afraid of their father, they are afraid of their mother.

The two of them knew very well that Dad usually frightened them, but Mom really beat them.

Xia Weicheng and Zhou Yinghong caught up, and they were delighted to see their son soaked all over.

Fortunately, it is now August, and my son is wearing a pair of azure blue quick-drying short-sleeves.

This was also Xia Zekai's misstep. He expected the two girls to play with water guns and just brought them a change of clothes, but he never expected that they would finally target him.

"Zekai, hurry up and twist your clothes and dry the water, or else you will catch a cold." Luo Xiyun said.

Xia Zekai waved his hand: "What is this, let's go."

But after taking two steps, the water from his shirt began to drip down his body, and his underwear seemed to feel a little wet, which made him uncomfortable. After taking the tissue paper handed over by his wife to wipe the water off his body, he put on a wet short-sleeved T-shirt, and the mountain wind blew and felt comfortable.

The road up the mountain includes winding and smooth roads, as well as rugged mountain roads. Xia Zekai used an electric wheelchair to push his grandfather.

On the side of the road near the mountain, there are many wild fruits, some of which are red, Xia Zekai picked them off and wiped them with paper and started eating them.

The sisters also asked him after seeing it.

At a bend in the mountain road, I also saw a stream waterfall hanging down from a high point on the mountain, and many people stood beside them with empty bottles to drink water.

After the girl saw it, she also pointed to the other side and shouted: "Dad, I want to drink too."

Xia Shande was also happy when he saw this stream of water: "This water comes out of the mountains, and it should be quite clean. Let's go and taste it."

Xia Zekai said "um" and was about to find something to pick up the water. Peng Guodong, who was more clever, poured out a bottle of mineral water, then took the empty bottle over and picked up a bottle of stream water.

"Boss, here it is!" Peng Guodong said.

Xia Shande looked at this scene and didn't know what to say.

The corners of Cui Xiaofeng's mouth twitched, he thought that Peng Guodong's operation was really showy!

"Yes, very clever." Wang Yi praised him.

He knew that what Peng Guodong had done just now was impeccable. You can't drink the water in the bottle before picking it up. Who wants to use a bottle that others have used?

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This stream water is sweet and full of coolness. It is very comfortable to drink in the mouth, but you can't drink too much.

The little sisters took two sips each, Xia Shande also poured it into the bottle cap and tasted it, and Xia Zekai also took a sip. He felt that the water quality was much better than mineral water.

"If you open a water factory here to supply mineral water, you will definitely be able to make money." Xia Zekai said.

A middle-aged man passing by heard it. He said, "Some people have tried it, but the amount of water in this mountain stream is too small to supply it at all."

Hearing what he said, Xia Zekai sighed: "Oh, this is someone with a conscience."

Xia Zekai's statement is very novel. The middle-aged man who spoke to him just thought about it for a while, and he understood it. He raised his thumb and praised: "It's still brother who saw it thoroughly."

If you encounter someone with no conscience, just find a place to fill the water, and then take out the food under the banner of Shanxi, how many people can taste it?

When they reached the mountainside, there was a flat ground. Seeing that her father-in-law and her mother-in-law were exhausted, she stopped Xia Zekai, who wanted to climb up, "I'm going to you, I won't go up anyway."

Xia Zekai was about to say that she was lazy, but when he turned his head, he saw that his parents' tired faces were no longer good-looking. He said, "Forget it, find a place to rest and see what delicious food is available."

There are two restaurants on the mountainside, a three-story restaurant, and a house built with color steel plates. Next to the color steel plate house, there is an open space with a large area. There are many squares wrapped in stainless steel neatly placed on the open space. Small tables, each with four matzahs.

"Grandpa, what would you like to eat?" Xia Zekai asked his grandfather.

It was the first time for Xia Shande to come here. He didn't know which one was delicious, so he said, "You can decide, I can eat anything."

"That's it, I'll go take a look." Xia Zekai swept around. There were a lot of people going to the hotel, but there were more people eating in the open space. He believed that the choice of most people would be no problem.

"Grandpa, let's go over there too and find a place in the shade of a tree to cool down." Xia Zekai said.

Naturally, Xia Shande would not object, and others would not object. The girl and Tongtong saw their father pointing at the platform, and they both ran over directly.

"Boss, help me get some tables." Xia Zekai shouted.

"Okay!" The boss is a middle-aged man with an apron on his body. This is the boss and the chef again. He asked, "What would you like to eat?"

"If you have any special dishes, you just need to serve them in three servings." Xia Zekai didn't bother to look at it.

This fresh way of ordering dishes surprised the boss. He raised his head and looked at Xia Zekai carefully, as if he had discovered a new continent. He asked in surprise, "Are you Boss Xia?"

"Oh, do you know me?" Xia Zekai asked him, then stretched out his hand and shook hands with him.

The middle-aged man said: "Boss Xia, hello, my name is Ma Peng. I saw you on Qicheng News a few days ago, but I didn't expect to meet you today. If you are optimistic, I will give you one. The table is good at dishes."

When it comes to Xia Zekai, who is not bad for money, Ma Peng just takes care of the good things here.

Three rainbow trout were steamed directly, which is not cheap.

The stewed pigeon soup with wild mountain mushrooms also made three pots and served it, and then stewed two wild pheasants that they specially raised on the mountain. One chicken costs two hundred dollars less. Usually no one orders this, but Boss Xia cares. money?

He just needs to eat well.

Not to mention, the chicken is chewy and the meat is very fragrant. It is different from the old hen that has been fed for several years. After the dishes are served, even the girl and Tongtong are eaten alone a small bowl.

The people who were eating next to them couldn't help but smack their tongues secretly when they saw the dishes on their table.

They know that this small restaurant is not to be looked down upon, but there are a lot of good things. Many bosses down the mountain come here to eat.

For some dishes, the asking price will naturally not be cheap.

Xia Zekai separated one of the rainbow trout and gave it to his grandfather, parents, his wife and children to get a piece of the most tender fish. He himself took the fish head and the middle tendon.

The other two let Wang Yi and the others split them up.

Before the girl could eat two bites, she stroked her belly and shouted, "Dad, I'm full, I can't eat anymore."

"That's not good. You've only eaten so much that you can't eat anymore. Eat the fish in your bowl." Xia Zekai didn't let her.

Compared with Tongtong, the girl's appetite is horrible.

Otherwise, the two sisters were born on the same day, and the eldest was more than ten pounds lighter than the second, which was unbelievable.

Zhou Yinghong also advised her: "Girl, try this fish, it's delicious."

"Grandma, I really can't eat anymore." The girl shouted weakly.

Luo Xiyun said, "Mom, you eat first, leave her alone."

When the girl heard what her mother said, she thought she didn't have to eat the fish in the bowl, and she was happily giggling, but then she heard her mother say: "If you can't finish the fish in this bowl, I will wait a while. Throw you here and leave you alone."

"No, Mom, you're so annoying!" The girl pursed her lips, unhappy.

She wanted to scratch her mother's face, but considering the consequences, she suppressed her thought.

In the end, Luo Xiyun took out his mobile phone, set a time limit of 5 minutes, and said to the boss: "Girl, you have finished eating these fish and meat in 5 minutes. When you go back later, I will buy you ice cream to eat."

"Really?" The girl got excited when she heard the ice cream.

Luo Xiyun smiled without saying a word.

The girl couldn't tell the difference between the real and the fake. Holding a small bowl, she pulled the fish into her mouth with a spoon, and she ate it clean after a while.

After the meal, they strolled around again, and then came down from the mountainside, preparing to go to the parking place, passing a nearby village.

Xia Zekai smelled the strong aroma of meat at the door of a house. From the half-opened door, he saw a large iron pot in the house's yard. The pot was bubbling hot, and the pot was rolling The white soup is exuding a strong aroma of meat.

"This mutton is really fragrant." Xia Shande said.

When Xia Zekai heard this, he knocked on the door and went in without saying a word.

There are three people in the farmer's family sitting on the side of the maza, smoking a cigarette, watching the tumbling broth in the big iron pot, and the mutton cut into pieces. They plan to drink more in the evening and sell the rest. .

"Brother, do you sell this meat?" Xia Zekai greeted and asked.

It was originally intended to be sold, so naturally the three people in the yard would not be reserved. They nodded: "Sell, 45 pounds per pound."

There are many people doing this business in this village near the foot of the mountain.

They feed the sheep at the foot of the mountain, kill and sell cooked food themselves, which is more profitable than simply selling raw sheep.

Of course, this price is a lot more expensive than the 20 yuan a pound of raw mutton in the supermarket, but whoever wants to eat it is fresh.

"Brother, give me half of how much meat is in this pot." Xia Zekai said.

"..." The three people in the yard thought they had heard it wrong, but seeing that Xia Zekai wasn't joking, they said, "This half is about 30 to 40 pounds!"

"That's right, I'm afraid I'll buy less and not eat enough." Xia Zekai said.

Counting the girl and Tongtong, they have a family of 7.

If you add Wang Yi and the other 8 adults, the number of adults in Guangxi will be 13. If you buy less, you have to worry about not enough food.

In the end, after the pot of mutton was cooked, Xia Zekai was asked to attach the mutton to the head, and the haggis removed 40 pounds.

Xia Zekai glanced at it, and the rest was estimated to be 30 pounds at most.

Xia Weicheng also said to him: "Why are you buying so much mutton. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

"Dad, let's eat. It's a matter of eating when you're full. If you don't have enough, you'll shiver. Besides, this mutton is freshly killed. It's much fresher than what we bought in the supermarket." Xia Zekai said.

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On the weekend, the outdoor temperature suddenly rose again, reaching 37 degrees, accompanied by sultry weather.

Standing in the yard and taking a breath of air makes my nose feel hot and uncomfortable.

Xia Zekai frowned slightly, even if he didn't play the weather, he knew that this situation was not normal.

The old man Xia Shande looked at the sky, then looked around, and said according to his experience: "Zekai, God is afraid that it is going to rain."

It's very strange, the temperature before the rain will be abnormally high, and the humidity is very high. After standing in the sun for a long time, it will have the same effect as taking a sauna. The whole body is sticky and uncomfortable.

Xia Weicheng looked at the clouds in the sky, and then looked at the low-flying swallows in the sky. He said, "It seems that it is going to rain. This rain is not small."