The Goddess Shines on America

　　 In Windsor Palace, which is across the nucleus from Eton College, Alice sat opposite Her Majesty the Queen. Ω　』Δ

　　 "Your Majesty, after a long time no see, your complexion is really getting better and better."

In the private office, Queen Elizabeth held up the tea cup with a smile on her face: "Thank you for your concern, Alice, I just occasionally caught the cold. Dr. Dondes' medicine was prescribed in time, and I didn't even let Charles and the others know. "

　　Today is sunny, sunny to cloudy today, heavy rain today, snow falling today, the description may be exaggerated, but the wonderful weather in Britain can be regarded as unparalleled in the world. From getting up in the morning to meeting with the queen in the afternoon, in just four or five hours, Alice's dress was worn and taken off, and she was taken off and put on again, which made her very happy.

"Hey, let's talk about the weather!" Alice patted her thigh, looking like an old pedant with emotion: "I have been really convinced for the past two years. As expected, every pedestrian has to bring an umbrella when going out. It’s no wonder that among the most famous umbrella brands in the world, there are members of our British royal family!"

　　 Talking between old people and girls always makes them feel young, so why not Queen Elizabeth. Although Alice hurried to work in Exeter every weekend, both grandparents and grandchildren can always find time to rest in this castle on the outskirts of London.

"Then Alice, I've said mine, let's talk about your situation." However, the queen can't always chat after all. After sips on the special cakes for afternoon tea, she smiled and swept over what Alice brought with her. Xiao Bao: "I heard that your weight loss drug has some experimental results recently?"

　　No, this is the subject. Alice looked at her watch, of course, not to gauge how beautiful this newly bought Vacheron Constantin was, but to calculate the time. In general, from entering this room and starting the small chat mode until now, the two of them have worked hard for exactly a quarter of an hour.

　　 Whoops, did the queen deliberately pinch this point?

　　 "That's it, um, our volunteer is really kind." Alice took out a small bag from her purse, but didn't rush to open it.

　　 "Here is the experimental data. Well, your majesty, you also know that scientific research is genderless, a half-fruit photo of an obese man... Are you interested in seeing it?"

　　 The queen laughed softly: "There are only two women, you and me. What can I care about? Show me."

　　Since everyone said so, let this old lady feast his eyes, although it's just a picture of a fat man wearing a t-shirt and big pants...

　　 The comparative photos were handed to the queen immediately.

　　 The first photo was of course taken before the experiment started. The frontal side view of the volunteer signed Tom Weir was placed on it, rendered in black and white for visual aesthetics. It can be seen very clearly that the typical Anglo-Saxon’s weight is unusual, even if you don’t look at the specific data below.

　　 "It is accurate to three decimal places," the queen looked at the three numbers after 25o with interest: "It seems that he could not lose a kilogram, did he?"

　　 Alice smiled slightly: "You'll know when you look at it."

　　 Of course, there is no obvious change in the picture. Alice’s miraculous diet pill is not so magical. This is simply a typesetting method to relieve visual fatigue.

　　 25o.358 kg, this is Tom Weir's weight before the start of the experiment. It is also interesting to say that British units are no longer used in the United Kingdom, but the United States still failed to abolish it.

　　 Then it was 25o.o27 kg. Alice wrote very clearly that this was a change three hours after the injection of the new drug.

　　 "Physiological response is...cough cough, you should use it."

　　 Alice **** a small favor and drew out another set of documents from the portfolio.

The phenomenon is very obvious. In the first three hours after the injection of the drug, Tom squatted four times and excreted-as the nouns Her Majesty the Queen saw with her eyes wide open-four kilograms of fatty feces ( The fat content is as high as 25% or more), and about 75o ml of orange urine is excreted.

At the same time, there are also the phenomenon of high levels of exhaustion (this is to be discussed, after all, he pulled so much in three hours...), severe dehydration (the main components of feces and urine), and increased appetite ( Temporarily did not give him food) several categories.

　　 "This Mr. Will..." The Queen's volume was quite high: "All right?"

"Well~ very good, very good." Alice couldn't help but want to laugh: "Of course he is alive and well, after all, we are just diet pills, burn fat, and then puff a few times. ......Bah, bah, look at my words~"

　　 "Then he lost 0.3 pounds in three hours!?"

　　 is nothing short of a miracle. As a woman, the queen certainly knows how long it takes to jog even if one gram of fat is lost, but this man can spend only three hours in a mere three hours, relying on so few trivial excretion...

"In fact, this data is also inaccurate, because the man's voluntary participation is relatively sudden. He didn't have an empty stomach in the morning." Alice interrupted again: "But our data does not record this point. Your Majesty, please continue to read it. ."

There is indeed more information. In the fourth to six hours of the injection, Tom Will’s weight dropped from 25o.o27 to 249.715 catties again. Adding his amount in the first three hours, that’s exactly one catty. !

"We did not give him food, and we also learned that although Mr. Will did not know that he would participate in the weight-loss drug experiment, he did not eat too much for breakfast. According to what we learned after going to his house for verification, his His girlfriend Mary cooked 100 grams of vegetarian bacon, a fried egg and two slices of toast, and did his best to cleanse the intestines."

　　 It is reasonable, such a medical report, where is the queen reading it every day, not to mention this series of explanations by Alice. She looked at the record dumbfounded, "twice squat" excretion and "three urinations after hydration" and other information, coupled with the photos taken in each period, how can I look so happy? ?

　　 "Intestinal cleansing activity means..."

　　 "Although they don't know what kind of drug experiment it is, but it is appropriate to fast and... well, literal bowel cleansing activities, etc., can do it, or do it, medical common sense."

Fortunately, this conversation between grandparents and grandchildren was in a private room with no outsiders. If other people knew that such a little girl actually handed such a document to the Queen, it really wasn’t that those managers and maids would be all the same. What it looks like.

"So, these adverse reactions are due to the excessive dosage." The queen quickly came to a conclusion, and at the same time, she also saw the third record about Tom's physiological state from seven to nine hours: "A total of less One kilogram of meat, but people have been tossed too hard."

Alice shrugged. At this moment, the girl’s smile clearly showed she was gloating: “Well, mass energy conservation, lose a pound of meat in nine hours, how can it be done without committing a crime? Even if it’s like cutting meat with a knife, that’s five. One hundred and forty minutes and one kilogram, sixty seconds and one thousand eight hundred milligrams~"

　　 Talking and laughing returns to laughing. After all, this is just a preliminary test of a new drug. Of course, patients cannot be given such a terrible dose in the future. After all, Ivan Deloff only used a virus to cultivate a biological enzyme, which is not the black technology of the Zenith Stars. Lose one kilogram of fat in nine hours, not to mention having to urinate so many times, so few times of dehydration and so many rounds, even if it is twice as serious, I believe there are still many women who are crazy about it!

　　 Yes, even if the real medicine has not been officially released, whether it is Alice and Delov, or Her Majesty the Queen sitting in front of her, are clearly aware of the market potential of this product.

　　Reality is not a myth. Everyone knows how painful it is to lose weight, and also know how effective it is. How many girls insist on eating only fruits for three meals, desperately spending every day with weight-loss tea, eating weight-loss pills, and doing various weight-loss and bodybuilding activities, and then encounter rebound sporadically?

　　 Nine hours, nourish enough energy, drink plenty of water, pull up a few times and urinate several times, and then a whole kilogram, the actual fat is expelled...

　　 "If the efficacy is reduced to one-third, can the side effects also decrease year-on-year?"

　　 Hey hello~

　　Alice knew she didn't find the wrong person.

　　 Even if Her Majesty is sixty years old this year, can there be a woman who doesn’t care about losing weight~?

"Theoretically speaking ~www.readwn.com~ is like this." He gave an affirmative answer first, and then explained in detail: "After all, the mass and energy are conserved, and all the fat that is decomposed must be discharged. Okay, of course there are as many rows as there are."

　　 So, based on the results of the current experiment, you can easily calculate the ability of this alpha drug to break down fat and the pressure it brings to people.

　　 Nine hours, one kilogram of fat, nine stools, six urinations, this is an approximate ratio.

　　 Of course, as for the prostration, Tom’s physique was there, and of course he was not prepared.

　　 "Alice, you will definitely make a fortune for this!" the queen said: "And of course, such a pharmaceutical factory will definitely become a big taxpayer, don't you think?"

"Oh, of course, income and taxes are directly proportional." So the real show meat has finally arrived. Of course, when we meet today, Alice can't just show off in front of the queen: "I don't know if the royal family has any What are the plans for further shares? My current partner is Hong Kong Li Ka-shing Xiansen, Mr. Cough’s Hutchison Whampoa, but when it comes to understanding the European market, the royal family must have a more unique advantage."

　　 Of course, the more collaborators, the faster the career development, which is definitely proportional. Alice was thinking about the time, but now it is the beginning of the autumn of August or August. When the Soviet Union disintegrates, how many old alcoholic men need to lose weight?

　　 Well, yes, maybe you can try to prescribe a special anti-alcohol medicine? (To be continued.)