The Female Partner is My Favorite [Quickly Wear]

As if he didn't expect Yu Yan to be so cruel, Lu Ling raised his eyes and glanced at her.

At this time, Yu Yan realized what he had said and almost bit off his tongue.

"Ah, that sister, I mean this snake looks dangerous, why? Why not...then what is it?"

Yu Yan simply fought for his own image.

Lu Niao smiled and moved the snake farther with a stick: "Usually, it hits a 7-inch snake, but a 7-inch shot can't kill the snake. At most, it stuns it, and this is the country. Class II protected animal."

"Class II protected animal, what kind of snake is this?" Yu Yan looked at the ugly snake entrenched on the ground with some curiosity.

"The sharp-nosed viper is the legendary five-step snake in popular terms."

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The camera trembles at a frequency visible to the naked eye. Lu Wei Niao turns around and exhorts the photographer, "You should be able to contact the program team and let someone catch this snake." , Otherwise if you meet those people behind...

Just in case, you are not afraid that this show will not go on? "

The photographer nodded as if pounding garlic, and even explained embarrassingly: "We don't know this. We have cleared this mountain before, and we don't know where the snake came out of it!"

Lu Ling shrugged and didn't say much. Whether something like a snake is entangled in a tree or made a hole in the ground, can you make it clear?

Moreover, now is not the time to care about these.

After the photographer contacted the program team, Lu Qiu gave the snake on the ground that had fainted again. After confirming that it could not wake up in a short time, he got up and prepared to move forward.

"Smoke, Yuyan, why don't you leave?"

At this time, Yu Yan paled, with a pitiful appearance: "Well, sister Lu, my legs are weak..."

Lu Ling raised his eyebrows, stuffed the stick in Yu Yan's hand, and then took Yu Yan's other hand: "Don't be afraid, follow me, pay attention to tapping things under your feet with the stick. I have everything."

Yu Yan nodded happily.

The next three did not encounter any danger. At most they were some relatively antique traps set up by the show crew, such as ropes that made people fall. Although the ground is moist soil, it is difficult to guarantee that there will be no sharp stones or falling. It can break a little with a fall, but there won't be any major problems.

However, Lu Niao Niao seemed to have long perspective eyes, as long as he walked to the trap, he could see it at a glance.

The cameras behind her were all spitting out while following her, and the planning and props team were too unconcerned!

This kind of trap that the guests can see at once is really... hard to say, this time I will be scolded by the audience!

It's just that the photographer doesn't know at all, she is lying behind the king.

After all, not only could Lu Qiu see it, but he could also draw inferences about it and tell where the loopholes of these traps were.

"Look, the grass on the rope set by the show crew is already a bit dry. If you look closely, you can tell at a glance.

And here, you can see that the soil here has been refurbished, but if you don’t observe it carefully, you can deceive it. "

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Lu Xiu Niu was explaining here, while Zhong Mei on the other side seemed to be a control group.

Lu Lingxiu said about a trap. They stepped on a trap. After a while Zhong Mei was tied to an ankle by a rope on the ground, and then she was hung from a tree with a slam. Gao Qin took a lot of effort to put her down.

After a while, Zhong Mei stepped into the pit again. The pit was not dug very deep, only half a person high, at most it was a scare.

It just frightened Zhong Mei to Huarong, and it took Gao Qin some comfort to come out.

In this way, after about three hours' journey, that is, at two o'clock in the afternoon, they had reached the top of the mountain, and they were on their way down the mountain.

However, at this moment, everyone is already groaning with hunger.

"All guests, please listen carefully. In view of the long time required to cross the mountains and ridges this time, please rest on the spot for an hour to replenish your energy and food!"

food? !

They all came up the mountain empty-handed. Where did the food come from? !

It's just that the director in chief has already let out the words, the camera is still here, everyone can only swallow their voices and stop in place, from time to time to look around to see what can be eaten, but these wild vegetables in the mountains and forests. Wild fruits or something, who knows if they are poisonous?

So for a while, the show fell into a stalemate.

However, the program group is not a program group if it doesn't mess up.

"All guests, please note that this supply is not only for the people of your team, but the photographer who followed you to take pictures also asked you to prepare a food for them, and the winner will get a reminder card for the next level!"

This dull show, if there is a hint, it would be best. This immediately stimulated everyone's motivation.

Lu Xiu Niu was a little shameless about the program group's trick of giving a sweet date with a stick, but he saw the smoky eyes on the side: "Want a reminder card?"

Yu Yan nodded:

"Yes! Sister Lu, haven't you found that this program group is so bad? If we have a cue card, we will definitely have a higher winning rate!"

Lu Ling curled his chin:

"Okay, let's start preparing. You stand still and don't move, I'll come as soon as I go."

In view of the fact that she had just stepped on that incredible thing, Yu Yan stayed in place obediently, but a little bored, making her involuntarily sit down against the tree and draw circles on the ground.

In the faithful record of the camera, it is so pitiful, weak and lonely.

But at this moment, Lu Linghu hugged a pile of grass and walked back.

At that moment, Yu Yan raised his head, his eyes seemed to light up, as if he was an abandoned child who suddenly had a home.

"If this kind of grass is ignited, it won't attract snakes, insects, rats, and ants. By then, our side will be a barely safe place."

While talking, Lu Xiu picked up a thinner piece of rock from the side and dug a hole in the ground to ensure that sparks would not be blown into the forest when the grass was lit for a while.

"But sister, we don't have something to light the grass!"

Lu Ling raised his eyes and glanced at the photographer. The photographer showed an innocent smile: "Miss Lu, I don't smoke, and I don't have a lighter."

"I didn't count on the show crew either." Then Lu Xiu took out two black rocks from his pocket.

Yu Yan walked over curiously to see:

"Sister Lu, what kind of stone is this?"

"Flint. It's those ancient TV shows you made, the flint used to set fires in the movie. This is when I just made these grasses. I guess the program team won't help us. Look at the mountains and get them casually."

Yu Yan's eyes widened now, and even his mouth was opened into an o-shape: "Wow! Sister Lu, what else is there? You won't!"

Lu Xunxiu didn't raise his head, but smiled at the corners of his lips, and soon he made a pile of grass. Because it was still moist, the smoke was quite thick.

However, at a speed visible to the naked eye, Yu Yan found that the ants on the ground had disappeared completely.

"It's amazing

Now..." Yu Yan murmured.

Lu Ling shook his head:

"Well, don't be too busy to be shocked. The small pile of mushrooms under that tree over there is edible. Yu Yan, you have a knife in your hand, you can gather them all!

This stone slab is clean. I just saw the flowing mountain spring water over there. After cleaning it, let’s eat grilled mushrooms. "

Lu Xiu said as he put the stone slab on the small hole he had just dug.

So, while looking at the fire, Lu Weiqi directed Yu Yan to fly around in the jungle like an industrious little bee. There was smoke at this moment, so he was not afraid of anything.

Obviously it is in the modern age, but they were surprised to capture a kind of leisurely life of ancient people.

After Yu Yan had almost picked up the food, Lu Liuyi used his free hand to weave a simple small bamboo basket, put them all in, and took it to the mountain spring for cleaning.

And the stone slab was not knowing what material it was, and it was being licked by the flames, but it quickly became hot.

While staring at the fire, Lu Xiu made some branches as simple chopsticks for the three of them, so they had a delicious mushroom meal.

As Yu Yan ate, a little question mark on his face:

"Sister Lu, why didn't you let me pick that little mushroom? It looks pretty cute!"

Lu Ling curled his head and didn't raise his head:

"You can see the angel after eating."

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The photographer who is only responsible for eating stuffy head, even if he is only eating a single mushroom, there is no seasoning yet, but the tender taste is enough to make him eat his head without raising his head.

That's the case, he didn't forget his professional instincts, and gave all the mushrooms a close-up from all angles before eating.

When steaming, various kinds of non-toxic mushrooms are close together one by one, and the water will become smaller and exquisite after being evaporated.

The natural mushroom fragrance fills the air, which makes people salivate.

"It's delicious!" Yu Yan gulped his mouthfuls. At this moment, he was only left aside, and the camera on the ground recorded all this.

The three of them ate the mushrooms in big mouthfuls. The mushrooms tasted the same as the meat when they were cooked. They didn't even taste as greasy as the meat. So the three of them were full.

Lu Lingxiu used soil to extinguish the fire, and then picked some wild fruits from a tree on one side.

"This is August melon. Although it doesn't look good, it tastes pretty good. You can try it."

Lu Lingxiu handed one to Yu Yan, and threw another to the cameraman.

This is the season when the melons are ripe in August, and the flesh is tender and dense, sweet and delicious.

After the three of them had eaten the fruit after the meal, Lu Liu looked at the place where there was still no sparks, and then relieved and Yu Yan and the others slowly walked down the mountain.

On the other side, the other three teams were not so much better. Liu Yiqi was there because Lin Cong was there, and Lin Cong was agile, so he didn't have much hardship all the way.

But if they let the two big men cook, they still want something, nothing, it would be too difficult for them to do. Fortunately, Lin Cong knew a few wild fruits, so they just arbitrarily added a little bit.

And Li Ya in Wei Ming's famous team, although she is a daughter, she has quite a wide range of knowledge. Some unknown wild vegetables and wild fruits can also be named, and are poisonous and non-toxic.

It's just that they stopped, the little flying insects who hadn't found a chance, all swarmed up, and they didn't care about these little insects. After all, it didn't hurt or itchy to be stared at. At most, there was a slight tingling for a while. , But it was too late for them to react.

The worst was Zhong Mei's group.

I have to say that Gao Qin actually knows the program group very well, and the path they chose is really the **** mode in this program group.

It can be called the road with the most traps of all the roads!

It happened that neither of them had any experience in survival in the wild, and couldn't see what was wrong at all, so they had suffered a lot along the way.

Especially when the chief director later asked everyone to rest in place. Although Gao Qin knew some wild fruits or something, Miss Zhong Mei had a temper, and she was totally unwilling to eat those fruits that had not been cleaned. She had to look for something. The water source was cleaned, and it was gone for an hour after going back and forth.

Gao Qin didn’t like to care about Zhong Mei. He picked some wild fruits and didn’t clean it. He divided some for himself and the photographer, wiped it on his clothes and ate it. I saw the hungry Zhong Mei Da, whose heart is close to his belly. Staring small eyes.

In this way, when they stumbled to their destination, they found that the other three teams had already been waiting there.

Lu Niao and Yu Yan, with strange things on their faces, looked so funny, and Zhong Mei couldn't help but feel a secret pleasure in his heart.

Look! You didn't have a good time with her!

In the other three teams, what they are similar to each other is the dense red bumps on their faces and hands.

Zhong Mei is the worst. She not only has red bumps, but also injuries caused by various traps.

It's just that the program crew is not conscientious. Soon they got the special medicine to treat these red bumps.

After all, although they are an expedition show, they signed an agreement with the guests before they started, but they can't be ambiguous about this kind of thing.

It’s just that because of the hurt and pain, Zhong Mei asked the program team directly: "How did your program team do it? Do you want our life to get so many traps? Can you know how much insurance we have to take out. ?!"

The general director waiting to go down the foot of the mountain is a low fat man who looks very kind.

But after listening to Zhong Mei's words, she didn't catch her. He pointed to the group of Lu Xuanniu and Yu Yan: "See if there is no injury at all! I declare! This time the first place and the winner are the group of Yu Yinghou!

Now that the helicopter is waiting, please go to the castle with us to enjoy the wine and food! "

The author has something to say: Don't just eat mushrooms on the mountain! Don't just eat mushrooms on the mountain! Don't just eat mushrooms on the mountain! Say the important thing three times! !

In addition, flint is produced in the mountains or in the water, and generally requires some assistance to make a fire. The article makes concessions for the plot ~ the protagonist is awesome!

Furthermore, the forest can't be lit at will! Here is the plot ＿（：з」∠）＿