The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

 Chapter 555 Immortal Edict

 Shenzhou, the divine capital of Haojing.

The lights of distant high-rise buildings shine into the rooms in the old community. Under the moonlight and neon lights, three thousand black hairs shine and float in the breeze.

Dong Yunshu uses the method of dual cultivation of yin and yang, accepts the guidance of Li Yi's magic power, flows through the meridians, turns essence into qi, and circulates the great heaven. The majestic mana turned into his own accumulation, as if he had refined a magical elixir of heaven and earth, and his cultivation level suddenly increased for hundreds of years.

 Pure accumulation of mana, in the modern context, is skill.

This is why the older the monks are, the stronger they are, and the monks’ magic power will become more refined and profound as they are trained over time. Except for a few geniuses, it is almost rare to beat a master to death with random punches.

 The old monks completely overwhelm the younger ones in terms of their understanding of Taoism and the depth of their magic power.

Double cultivation with Li Yi, Dong Yunshu can clearly feel the growth of his own cultivation without any side effects. Even innate elixirs will have poison residue, let alone personal mana and yang.

Dong Yunshu couldn't help but think of what Li Yi once said, that he had reached absolute balance and perfection of yin and yang.

 That is to say, the body is like glass, pure and without dirt.

 But is there really absolute perfection in the world?

 In the past, Dong Yunshu didn’t believe in absolute perfection. Even if there were flaws in the world, how could perfection come from it?

 Now she believes it.

 Brother Li is an absolutely perfect person and an absolutely perfect Tao.

 “It’s time to go to sleep.”

 After Li Yi paid the public food, he immediately picked up his mobile phone and started watching videos.

 Three months have passed since he was "injured" in the last fight, so he was exempt from taxes for three months. But the good times did not last long. The three women were dissolute and the treasury was becoming increasingly empty.

 The so-called excessive spending and plundering of the people.

Li Yi, a common man, was severely squeezed. He had to give away all the leisure he had gained in three months of recuperation.

Dong Yunshu curled his lips, and then did not force it, but still hugged Li Yi very forcefully, resting his head on his shoulder and watching the video.

 Once you watch a video of a beautiful woman, please cross it out.

 It can be seen that our Comrade Sword Fairy still maintains a very strong possessive desire, but barely tolerates the existence of Tu'er and Wei Xi due to the superposition of various factors. As for other women that Li Yi doesn't care about, if she dares to get close, there is a high probability that her head will fall to the ground.

 It doesn’t even work even if you look at it!

 Li Yi found it a little funny. The world-famous swordsman was always jealous of small things and acted out of temper.

 He couldn't help but think about a question.

 Can powerful monks really be deceived by lust?

No one is a saint, and there are many monks who are deceived by **** in the world of spiritual practice. Otherwise, sects like the Hehuan Sect would not be able to exist forever. Even if the Immortal Palace cracks down hard, it will only make such sects restrain themselves a little.

 For example, from draining a person's life to causing the other person to lose some energy, he has exploited a loophole in the laws of the Immortal Palace.

 Whether it is profitable in modern times is the boundary between civil and criminal matters, and whether a person is dead in Immortal Palace is the boundary between life and death.

Our ancestors said, "Food, sex, and sex." ’

In other words, monks are actually attracted to beauty. Ask yourself if Dong Yunshu's appearance is not peerless when you meet him for the first time. If it is a man, Li Changsheng, who is more than a thousand years old, will most likely beat the **** out of this annoying spirit. . Instead of tolerating the other person and taking her on a sightseeing tour.

If the rabbit is an ugly creature, then I most likely won’t have any other ideas.

　　‘I also prefer beauty, but why do they fall in love with me? ’

Li Yi never denies his own preferences and desires, nor does he think that he has no desires and desires, but he only knows how to exercise restraint. But my appearance can only be considered decent, not ugly and definitely not handsome.

 Only after dressing up can one be called Yushu Linfeng.

Most modern men and women are like this, and few are naturally beautiful.

 Suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred.

‘Perhaps it was dual cultivation that brought them into contact with my Tao. The monks do not eat grains and have extraordinary physiques and rarely have ugly faces, but they are all crazy demons of the Tao. ’

Monks' pursuit of appearance will decrease as their cultivation level increases. To quote Buddhism, they are like pink skulls. Mortal beauties are all pitted in the eyes of monks. Among monks, those who are famous for their appearance must have peerless beauty and otherworldly beauty.

 For example, rabbit.

 But there is one thing that all monks like, and that is the Tao.

 That's why Yun Shu and the others are obsessed with dual cultivation, and that's why I am occupied with a lot of time!

‘Perhaps I should put on a disguise, so that they will not be greedy for pleasure, but return to the orthodox healthy dual cultivation of yin and yang qi and machine! ’

Li Yi was in high spirits, and he seemed to see a bright future.

If Qi and machine are intertwined, his body does not need to come into contact due to his strength, and he can lie on the sofa and play with his mobile phone.

　　It will be time to go home after a while. Then we will build a new house in our hometown. From now on, we will stay at home and not interfere with each other. In the long run, they will not fight.

With this thought, Li Yi began to pretend to be perfect. The method is very simple, just balance the yin and yang and lean slightly towards one of them.

He doesn't like femininity, so he adds a little masculinity.

“Brother Li, regarding Immortal Palace, I would like to ask your opinion. It is said that Immortal Palace’s previous words and deeds have made people panic.”

Next to her, Dong Yunshu watched the news about Heirang Prefecture on her mobile phone video. She remembered that He Kun sent her a message during the day.

 【This station’s news reported that Heitang Prefecture and Beiying were renamed Beidou, which has been recognized by all international parties...】

"When a group of idealists with overwhelming power appear, it is inevitable to be frightened." Li Yi said: "But those children are too extreme in their behavior. People are not saints, so they only deal with things as they happen."

"They live in a prosperous age, so they hope that the land they are standing on at this moment is also a prosperous age. Even if they have to kill many people, they will not hesitate."

Dong Yunshu tilted his head slightly and asked, "Isn't it good? Brother Li once told me that treating diseases and saving people means you think people should be treated when they are sick."

The first thing that attracted her to Li Changsheng was his swordsmanship, his superb Taoism, and his talent. And becoming a Taoist couple means treating illnesses and saving people every day for ten years.

 He stood in troubled times, but he sailed against the current.

 “I’m very pleased.”

Li Yi smiled and said: "They remember my teachings and deserve my careful guidance in the past. It is not just because of me that they like the prosperity and peace. But after analyzing the specific things, they are too hasty and use the mentality of heaven and man to deal with this era. debate."

“I only want life and death to be unified in the world, which is today’s China, where everyone enjoys equality in life.”

The immortals in the Immortal Palace are different.

Li Yi saw everything they did and knew it well.

 If you want to evaluate, I am worthy of myself in terms of character, but if I want to create a prosperous world, I guess I have to go through a lot of hardships. As he said, people are not saints, and the prosperous age they live in did not happen overnight, but was accumulated by countless previous generations.

It took the Immortal Palace several thousand years for the concept of prosperity and peace to be deeply rooted in people's hearts.

It’s a pity that those children want to get it right and regard all opponents as enemies.

 Absolute idealism is madness.

 They may bring prosperity and peace, or they may bring great turmoil.

Li Yi feels that heaven and man must understand people's hearts, and they cannot completely ignore them.

"The current problem of the heavenly beings is not that they are enemies of the world, but that the common people cannot keep up with them. The heavenly beings reach adulthood in a hundred years, and they can obtain golden elixirs without practicing, and they do not eat grains, but the common people of the world cannot do this. So, I will give Brother He issued an order that allowed him to restrain heavenly beings at critical moments."

 “Lest they fall into aimless purges.”

Dong Yunshu asked again: "Then why do they take prosperity and peace for granted?"

"Because I have achieved a prosperous age that lasts for thousands of years, and countless generations of people have never suffered from suffering from birth to old age. The history that those children have read, what they have seen and heard in life, their parents, their descendants, their All your children and grandchildren will be prosperous.”

Li Yifeng answered lightly. Looking back on the past, he didn't have much pride or pride, and there was only indifference between his eyebrows.

  It seems to be telling a rare and ordinary thing, the attitude of a bystander.

 Because that is Li Changsheng’s life and what he pursues. He has regrets all his life, so he doesn't want to see the world full of regrets and pain.

 The suffering of eternal life should not appear to the world.

 So there was a prosperous age of ten thousand years.

 But at least it is not what Li Yi is pursuing now.

 But it is also a shocking move.

 Ten thousand years of prosperity.

Dong Yunshu pursed her thin lips, her eyes filled with admiration, but she was not good at words, so she just pressed her body closer.

Unknowingly, his lips touched Li Yi's cheek. Considering the current relationship between the two, it was not a very intimate move, but it seemed very special and strange.

Dong Yunshu was a little confused and didn't know why his heart was restless. Li Yi didn't notice anything unusual about the beauty next to him. He was holding the paper he took from the bedside table, and his fingertips were running across the white paper, and the golden words shone brightly.

 Although it is said to be an edict, it is essentially just writing a few words. Neither the paper nor the words matter, what matters is who wrote it.

"This order can only be used as a guarantee, and should not be used in conflicts of interest. Shenzhou and Beidou will inevitably have a competitive relationship in the future. Xiaoqi's various actions now are to unify all parties, but in the end his approach just gives them a place to quarrel. , just like the United Nations.”

"It is basically impossible for the Shangqing Palace to have arbitrary power, and the Immortal Palace cannot speak completely with force. Well, nothing can make me worry. I will write another one to the prime minister, so as not to be kicked out in a few days. Mortals Sometimes it is impossible to keep up with the monks, and mortal representatives should be included at the table.”

Li Yi thought about it and wrote a second edict. He planned to give it to the prime minister of the dynasty and also to the Chinese government.

The prime minister's ability is limited by the physical constitution of a mortal, so he is not considered a talented person in governing the world, but he is definitely a qualified person in power. The most important thing is that he is a mortal. He should stay on the chessboard and not be eliminated. As a representative of mortals, he should slow down the monks.

 He didn't need to think about it to know what would happen if the Asgard family were allowed to dominate. Except for the great purges similar to the judgment of heretics, the heavenly being will eventually put himself as the leader, and then the affairs of the world will return to his hands again.

Even if someone else can take care of it, the name of the person with the highest power is still under his **** no matter what.

 Even if it’s a sinecure, it’s still work!

 After writing the two edicts, put them on the bedside.

 “Brother Li.”

A cold voice came, and Li Yi noticed Dong Yunshu's abnormality. His face was apricot red, and his breath was like orchid, like the stamens of a snow-capped mountain lotus stained with morning dew. It was a little less cold and a little more unique to women. beautiful.

Li Yi would take it for granted if it appeared on a rabbit. Privately, the rabbit is simply the reincarnation of a vixen, with a natural charm. But Dong Yunshu has a cold personality and rarely shows his emotions. This is the first time I have seen him like this.

 It looks very much like a rabbit, but this is the first time Yun Shu has done so.

  Reincarnation is good in the end, no matter what the final outcome is.

"Quite cute." Li Yi raised his hand and pinched Dong Yunshu's cheek, then changed his voice and said with a bad smile: "But I will do it next time."

 After saying that, he continued to play with his mobile phone. He admitted that he was indeed moved, but he would never pay more to the public.

"Li Li."

The cold voice in her ears was trembling slightly. Dongyun Shu remembered what her senior brother had taught her before. She had always been cold and cold and it was difficult to please Brother Li.

Although Brother Li never demands what she should do, nor does he regulate what she should do, Dong Yunshu still wants Brother Li to like her more.

Can what senior brother said make Brother Li like me more?

Dong Yunshu decided to give it a try, but the words felt extremely hot on his mouth and he couldn't come out. The spiritual platform buzzed and vibrated, and his eyes began to spin in circles.

 “Li family...brother”

Li Yi's cell phone fell off his hand, his expression was as calm as ever, but his breathing was a little heavier.

"Who taught you this?"

ˆ “.”

Dong Yunshu was so embarrassed that she hid under the quilt. She was definitely going back to beat this old guy up.

 Woo was laughed at by Brother Li.

Li Yi put his mobile phone on the bedside. For a moment, he felt that the mobile phone was boring, and his heart was even more restless than he had seen for a long time.

At this moment, he even felt that the way of heaven became much more pleasing to his eyes.

The most heart-wrenching thing is the thing that could have been obtained but missed, and can only be recalled and imagined for the rest of my life.

 What if I was like that then, what will happen now?

Li Yi chuckled and laughed at himself:

“It’s just like a confession at a student’s graduation ceremony, or like a poor scholar entrusting a beautiful woman to someone. It seems that I’m not that old either.”

“The clouds are soothing, and you know that the clouds are like clothes, the flowers are like faces, and the spring breeze is blowing on the threshold, and the dew is thick.”

 “Brother Li, don’t laugh at me!”

Dong Yunshu was furious. He sat up suddenly and opened his teeth and claws with a blushing face to cover up the inexplicable shame.

 “If I don’t laugh, I won’t laugh at you.”

"dare you laugh?"

The lights in the room were turned off again, the curtains were closed, and only two shadows could be vaguely seen under the moonlight, faintly visible and long-sounding.

But there is an extremely high level of confinement here. Even the two squatting Wuxiang cannot be seen through. It is impossible for outsiders to see or hear, and it is even impossible to spy.

 The two of them looked at the sky and the earth at night and found that the weather was very good. It could be said that everything was auspicious, and it was like a scene of merit coming to the world.

 But Beidou has been full of murderous intentions recently. Is there any merit in killing people?

Panhu shot a golden elixir in the Emperor Ji Sect from the air and waited for a long time but no merit came.

—

 Beidou, a body of water near the strait.

 After a brief exchange of pleasantries, Qingxuan and Xiao Yuntian began to talk about business.

"Ancestor Qingxuan came here alone, not in the name of Shenzhou, let alone the head of the Qing Palace, why?" Xiao Yuntian asked straight to the point.

Qingxuan answered calmly: "For the sake of immortality, and for the general trend of heaven and earth. I understand the truth of heaven and earth from the two formless chessboards, and also know that the human race is killing the sky, so I came to look for it."

Ancestor Qingxuan also knows?

Xiao Yuntian narrowed his eyes slightly, with thousands of thoughts in his mind, trying to figure out the purpose of the other party's trip.

 The truth about heaven and earth is that heaven and earth are not benevolent, and the way of heaven is selfish, seeking perfection, and seeking immortality.

 This is the answer arrived at by countless generations of powerful monks who are proficient in deductions from the Supervisor Tiansi. At first, the Immortal and the Immortal Palace did not think there was anything wrong. Later, in the struggle against the calamity, after repeated training, and under the deduction of generations of human beings.

Countless heavenly secrets gather into one question of heaven and earth.

 The immortals die, or the heaven and earth die.

 Whether the heaven, earth and all people are reborn, or the immortals live alone.

 For the immortals, that is, the ancestor Qingxuan can be an ally.

 “What are you going to do?”

 “This world is sick.”

Qingxuan answered without hesitation: "Why should the immortal's life and death be bound to heaven and earth? It is just wishful thinking of heaven. No, it should be a monster that should not exist due to the coincidence of Tao Zun's method."

The way of heaven is universal, but some people set a goal for it. The so-called Tao follows nature, and if the word "natural" is lost, problems will definitely arise.

 “What the ancestors said is extremely.”

Xiao Yuntian smiled and breathed a sigh of relief.

If possible, he would not want to be enemies with these human ancestors, let alone kill them. They had killed many compatriots before, including their descendants, disciples, and friends.

 “Then the ancestor came here to join my Immortal Palace? Kill all the powerful men in the world and create a prosperous and peaceful age.”

"No."

Qingxuan shook his head: "Your approach is too extreme, and I don't agree with it. I think gentleness should be the main priority, and the sects in Heirang Prefecture should be killed, but they should not be killed indiscriminately."

"I'm here today for two things. One is to cooperate. I control the land of China to provide you with backup, and you go to conquer the four directions and annex the world. Then we will weaken the world. By then, you will not need to monopolize the spiritual veins to limit the number of monks. kill."

Xiao Yuntian shook his head and said: "It is impossible to achieve the goal without bloodshed."

The Celestial beings in the Immortal Palace embrace absolute ideals, but their paths are more realistic than anyone else's. I never thought about treating guests to a meal, just to be nice to you and me, but to eliminate dissidents and kill all the rebellious officials and traitors.

They want the weak to eat the strong, so give them the weak.

 “Shenzhou should also be killed?” Qingxuan raised his brows and suddenly realized that things might not be as simple and easy as he thought.

Xiao Yuntian grinned, showing a slight chill, and said: "I will stay at the end and give them a chance. Do you know that the Immortal Palace has exams every five years and inspections every ten years?"

“Every five years, the White Jade Palace will conduct an assessment of all the departments below, and every 10 years it will send people to go deep into the grassroots level. Too many people have died because of this. Even when it comes to our compatriots, we will always be vigilant.”

“I used to think that people’s hearts are divided into public and private, but in fact, after layer upon layer of corruption, how many people are left? I don’t like to take harm to the world for granted, and I will never tolerate them.”

 A message about the 10,000-year history of the Immortal Palace popped up in Qingxuan's mind.

 The Qingguang Sword Lord has been in power for thousands of years, but was dismissed due to excessive strict enforcement of the law. He stayed in the Urban Management Department for just fifty years and executed more than a thousand people. Although he was not unjust, his strict laws and harsh policies made people panic.

Fairy said: Yun Tian, ​​understand the wide fire, but do not understand the small cooking of people's livelihood. It is difficult to stabilize troubled times, but it is difficult to stabilize peace.

So Xiao Yuntian was transferred to the Shipping Department.

Unsurprisingly, these heavenly beings are ferocious beasts that are difficult to control.

 Their docility belongs only to the immortals.

 Xiao Yuntian is the biggest ferocious beast, and these troubled times happen to be the opponent's soil.

 (End of this chapter)