The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

Chapter 52: Why do people keep giving me things from my house? (Second more

  Chapter 52 Why do people keep giving me things from my house? (two more)

   "Hiss!" Zhao Dada took a breath, "Is this the taste of 100 billion?"

   "Do you want to sell it?" Li Yi took out one of them and handed it to Zhao Si, who held it in his arms, shaking with excitement.

   "It's worth 100 billion now. If there are more spiritual objects in the future, I'm afraid it won't be so high."

   Rare things are more expensive, and the value of Yunguo in the future will definitely not be as good as it is now.

Hearing the sale, Zhao Si shook his head again and again: "I'm not stupid, how could I do such a thing like exchanging money for money. If you are really short of money, Brother Yi, I can find a way to get you 100 million, and some people are willing to give it to you Send money."

  100 billion sounds like a lot, but it is a drop in the bucket for the entire country. At the national level, money is a piece of paper, and what is really valuable is the real thing. What's more, the 100 billion of buying the fruit will not disappear, it just gave birth to a 100 billionaire, no matter how the money circulates, it is still in the society.

  But Yunguo can guarantee the birth of a golden core, which will indeed increase the military strength.

   For him now, money is something outside of him, and only in his own hands can he have the true extraordinary power.

   Li Yi shook his head. He was not short of money. The 100,000 yuan was enough to pay off his relatives, and most of the remaining debts belonged to Zhao Si and a friend.

   "Brother Yi, do you want to refine this fruit into a elixir?" Zhao Si suddenly asked, and he remembered that in the information, in order to maximize the use of Yunguo, it is best to refine it into a elixir.

  Li Yi shook his head and replied: "Don't be so troublesome, we don't have that condition at the moment, just take it directly. And there will be erysipelas when refining the elixir, you can't bear it, why don't you improve your qualifications."

   There is one more thing he didn't say, the Dao rhyme contained in Yunguo is the most important thing. Cutting bones and washing marrow is not so important, many spirits also have this effect.

  Tao is something that can be encountered but not sought after. If it is not for the opening of the heaven and the earth, the heaven and the earth will be scattered. Li Yi also couldn't feel the way of endless life, let alone comprehend a new magical power from it, the ninefold reverse life.

  Ninefold Reverse Life is currently only a primitive 'embryo'. The basic effect is to stimulate the potential of the human body, self-healing, and even the living dead. The imaginary limit may be able to be reborn with a drop of blood.

  However, Li Yi values ​​another effect more than rebirth from a drop of blood, which is the ability to heal others. Just like the scraping therapy, the blocked capillaries are scraped to form blood stasis under the skin and stimulate blood circulation in the human body. Nine Layers of Reverse Birth can also play a similar role, and the effect is more significant.

   Li Yi tried it on himself once, which refreshed him.

   As far as he is concerned, this is a massage supernatural power, and it is also a rare medical supernatural power.

  Back to the topic, Dao Yun is too high-end for Zhao Si now, explaining it with him is no different from explaining quantum science to elementary school students.

   "Why don't we each have half." Zhao Si noticed that there were only two fruits, "It's a bit wasteful for me to eat one, the two of us have half, and uncles and aunts just finished sharing one half."

   "I have learned a supernatural power from it. This Yunguo is useless to me. My parents are just ordinary people. If they eat too much, they will hurt their health." Li Yi shook his head.

  Yun Guo is at most for him to recollect, it is of little use.

  Another supernatural power?

   "..." Zhao Si stayed for a long time, and finally uttered only one word: "Bull."

   "Eat it, lest the spiritual energy overflow after a long time."

   "Oh." Zhao Si held Yunguo in both hands and gnawed carefully, for fear of missing a drop of juice.

   This mouthful may be worth billions!

   Li Yi walked towards the house, just took two steps, turned his head and said, "By the way, stay away when you **** later."

   "Why do you have to shit?" Zhao Si looked bewildered.

Li Yi replied: "Because of cutting the bones and washing the marrow, you have read martial arts novels. The protagonist who took the peerless elixir cut the bones and washed the marrow, and a layer of dirt appeared on his body. This is actually contrary to common sense. The pores of the human body are only that big. Excretion is the correct way to open if there are not many impurities to be excreted."

  As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Si felt something going straight to his anus, and it was about to break through the line of defense soon.

   "Fuck!"

  Zhao Si clutched his **** and ran out quickly, and got into the longan forest.

   Li Yi walked into the house with the remaining cloud fruit, and saw Mother Li who was feeding his father sugar water.

   Li's mother saw Li Yi coming in and asked, "How is the second master? You are already at this age, so don't give him wine in the future, and see if your father drinks like this."

  Just now Li Yi left is also the reason for giving the wine to the second master. This time he didn't take it for himself, but hung it on the horn of the old buffalo to let him take it back.

   "Some rice wines are not high in alcohol content." Li Yi said as he precisely split the Yunguo in half.

   "Mom, eat a piece of fruit to prolong your life."

   "Where did I pick it up? It smells strange." Li's mother smelled the fragrance, couldn't help swallowing, took a bite of the fruit.

   "Hmm! What kind of fruit is this?"

   "Yunguo." Li Yi replied truthfully, brushing his father's wrinkled forehead lightly with his hand, and the next second the other party woke up leisurely.

   "Dad, eat a piece of fruit."

   "Huh?" Li Xingguo's eyes were hazy, obviously he hadn't recovered yet, but out of trust in his son, he didn't think much about taking Yun Guo and took two big bites.

   "Hmm! What a sweet fruit."

  Father Li's eyes widened suddenly, and the two of them swallowed half of the cloud fruit completely, their faces full of intoxication.

   Before he could ask what it was, Yunguo's long medicinal properties made him faint again, as did Mother Li next to him.

  The two of them are not monks, they are not cultivated, and they are old, so their endurance is naturally not as good as Zhao Si.

   Li Yi flexed his fingers, and under his control, countless tiny dirt seeped from the skin of the two of them, floated out of the room and entered the toilet.

  Although skin drainage is not in line with common sense, it is not impossible.

   On the other side, Zhao Si has already turned into a jet fighter, squatting under a longan tree and shitting.

  Glancing at the half of Yunguo in his hand, Zhao Si took another bite, and the numb legs that had been squatting suddenly regained their vitality, and their back strength increased greatly!

   "Fuck shit, I feel like I'm going to die."

  At this time, the dog of the second uncle’s family ran away after smelling the smell, and ate directly without any politeness.

   "Go away, be careful, Master Zhao, I will cook you later!"

  It's a pity that he can't move now, and even threats seem so weak.

  Zhao Si ate while pulling it. After eating, he didn't make a fuss, just squatted beside him quietly, stuck out his tongue, and looked at himself with innocent eyes.

   He never hated dogs so much.

   Until three o'clock in the morning, Li Yi finally digested the medicinal properties of Yunguo in his parents' body. The old man's face was rosy and his hair was black, as if he was ten years younger.

   "The pneumoconiosis should be cured, only the mother's legs are left."

   Li Yi looked at his slightly deformed ankle, and the soles of his feet were covered with calluses. No matter from the perspective of modern medicine or Chinese medicine, this foot is basically useless.

  However, extraordinary means can be used. Originally, he wanted to wait for the birth of a spiritual creature that could revive human flesh and bones, but now he obviously doesn't need it.

  Li Yi's fingertips closed slightly, and the aura turned into needles, which pierced into the rough and deformed right leg one by one, irritating the human body little by little. Normally, he wouldn't be so reckless. Ninefold Reverse Life would consume a lot of energy and blood, and using it on a weak person would be tantamount to killing someone.

   But now Li's mother has just absorbed Yunguo, full of energy and blood, full of aura, just right to use.

  At the same time, another force was straightening the bones of the ankle, and the speed was extremely slow. Coupled with the nerves paralyzed by the spirit needle, Mother Li couldn't feel any pain at all.

   An hour later, Li Yi withdrew the needle and the treatment was over.

  The deformed leg was pulled back to its original position, but due to muscle atrophy, it took about a month to walk normally, and it took at least half a year to fully heal. Li Yi can speed up this process, but it is not necessary, natural healing is the best and most suitable.

  Supernatural powers and spells are not omnipotent, so there is no need to leave flaws for a little time.

  Suddenly, Li Yi raised his head and looked out. When he walked out of the room, he happened to see a beautiful figure in the night sky coming under the moonlight, floating in the courtyard of his house.

  Dong Yunshu smiled slightly, and took out Yunguo, which was full of aura, just like bringing him pills, treasures of heaven and earth, and exercises in the past.

   "Brother Li, this cloud fruit contains the Dao, and it may be useful to you."

   Li Yi blinked, why do people keep giving me things from my house?

   Masters will be on shelves on the 31st. If you want to save the manuscript, you can only update it twice a day.

  

  

  (end of this chapter)

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