The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

  Chapter 326 Can I have a meal?

  After listening to Li Yi's narration, both of them were quite surprised that a little loach that they taught casually thousands of years ago could eventually become a dragon king.

  However, if you think about it carefully, there seems to be no problem. Li Yi has never been stingy with his own methods. His Changchun Kungfu has been spread all over the world, and there will naturally be no shortage of successful people. This loach dragon king is just a survivor's deviation, and many unsuccessful people go, but people will only marvel and record the successful ones.

   "Can loach transform into a dragon king?" Baishi asked doubtfully.

  There are legends about carp leaping over the dragon's gate, dragons transforming into real dragons, and dragon horses, etc., but this is the first time I've heard of loach transforming into dragons.

Qiong Yu replied: "Anything born from wombs and eggs can transform into a dragon. The most powerful part of the dragon family is reproduction and its strong genetic ability. Using words that you modern people can understand, the blood of a real dragon is a strong dominant gene. As long as Constantly practice and refine the blood, and eventually you will transform into a dragon."

   "That's not enough to pick a loach, right?"

   As soon as Bai Shi finished speaking, Qiong Yu cast a disdainful look.

"You idiot, the **** of dragons does not require a man and a woman like ordinary creatures, let alone physical contact to stimulate desire. The powerful real dragon can directly impregnate the other party through the **** of breath, and there is no physical existence in essence. s contact."

   This is why dragons don't have reproductive isolation, and no organ barriers to reproduction. In essence, the reproduction of true dragons generally does not make physical contact unless necessary.

  Dragon is the most promiscuous, so if you have **** with an ox, you will have Lin. If you make friends with hogs, you will have elephants. If you cross with a horse, you will give birth to a dragon horse. That is, when a woman encounters it, there are also those who are polluted by it.

   It may not sound good to say so, but it is also a symbol of strength. Even in the modern age where there was no spiritual practice and aura before, every civilization has had reproductive worship.

   Dragons are able to breed with any creature, which is just proof of their strength. And the Dragon Clan in the practice world is not bad either. It has been passed down from the ancient times to the Immortal Dao Era, and it is one of the top groups no matter when compared.

  In the ancient years of the human race, facing many innate creatures, they could only be reduced to food. They were defined as one of the birds and beasts, no different from the current cats and dogs. The human race really stood up in the middle and late ancient times. Since the sword fairy, it has been called the leader of all spirits, and it has reached its peak in the age of immortality.

  Dragon clan has been rich until the age of Immortal Dao, so it can be said that it has never been lonely at all, and it is much better than those races that disappeared in the long river of history.

   "You guys are getting more and more drifting."

  Baishi's face darkened and he stretched out his hand to run Qiong Yu over, rubbing his fingers on the other's cheeks. Ever since she got the broken bottle and the fake Taoist exercises, this Qiong Yu has become more and more presumptuous.

  Although Qiong Yu had always occupied the leadership position before, since Li Yi appeared, the other party's attitude towards him has become somewhat respectful. But now Qiong Yu's attitude has changed again, as if she really hooked up with a fake Taoist priest.

   Baishi felt that his status had been challenged, and he couldn't be compared to this bottle boy.

   "Bold, if you pinch me like this again, I won't be polite! I am the bottle-holder of a senior immortal, and I have the immortal inheritance in me!"

   "I'm still the fairy's childhood sweetheart."

   "Hmph, so what about my childhood sweetheart, I can live for tens of thousands of years."

  Since obtaining the official status, Qiong Yu is indeed not as afraid of Baishi as before. Before, she could be said to be dependent on others, at most she was an indirect hugger.

  But now holding the treasure in his hand, the boy in charge of the bottle has started to practice the method of immortals again, so he is still a half-student. Not to mention being comparable to Baishi in the eyes of senior immortals, there is no problem in being equal in status.

  After all, love is something that can be met but not sought, and it is a coincidence to get the love of a fairy. Because the birth of the strong has countless chances and coincidences, no one can determine who will definitely enter the Tao in the future, and who will be invincible in the world.

  Li Yi ignored the fight between the two, and listened to the sound of the dripping rain outside, suddenly raised his brows and put his mind into it.

  The sound of the rain is long, mixed with a subtle and imperceptible message, more like some kind of Dao rhyme, a very profound Dao rhyme, even Huashen can hardly detect it.

   After listening for a few more seconds, Li Yi somewhat understood what this mysterious Dao rhyme was.

  It is similar to the sound transmission of thousands of miles in the practice world, except that this sound transmission is for the whole world, and some kind of encryption has been carried out. Either there is a special way of distinguishing, or it is to restrict people who are not up to the standard.

  No matter which one it is, the person who sent out this sound transmission must not be bad.

   After listening carefully for about a quarter of an hour, Li Yi finally figured out the content, and the translation into modern language is:

  【I am the Dragon King Ping, the son of the Zulong, the son of the Xuantian Divine Eagle. Today, the position of the ancestor dragon is vacant, and the dragon clan is in civil strife. My recovery is one step behind and I am at a disadvantage. I implore all fellow daoists to help. After the matter is completed, I will only take the position of the ancestor dragon, and all the treasures born in the Dragon Palace will be divided among the daoists. 】

  【If you are interested, the day the dragon raises its head, the dragon gate will open...】

  The position of the ancestor dragon? Infighting among the Dragon Clan?

  Li Yi looked thoughtful.

   Isn't Zulong a very powerful innate creature? Then why didn't the Zulong recover? According to the current reincarnation law, the reincarnation above the God Transformation is a certainty.

   "Xiao Qiongyu, are you sure Zulong is a very powerful innate creature?"

When asked suddenly, Qiong Yu broke free from Baishi's kneading with a whoosh, and replied: "I have never seen Zulong before, but everyone in the world said so. Zulong is the first dragon since the beginning of the world. A dragon, it is said that it has the strength of a holy king when it is born, and its descendants are all Qianyuan-level powerhouses."

   "Why didn't such a strong person reincarnate?"

"ah?"

Qiong Yu tilted her head, not knowing why, and said: "Zulong should be eligible to be reincarnated, but it's just in order. Such powerful innate creatures usually don't reincarnate immediately. The powerhouse of the holy king level is also the same. After the latest heaven and earth change, it began to appear gradually."

   "Come here."

  Li Yi beckoned gently, and Qiong Yu fell on his palm very obediently, and then the vast mighty force wrapped himself up.

  Qiong Yu only felt that the sky and the earth were bright, and her sight was raised endlessly, like standing on a high mountain looking into the distance, or standing on the shoulders of a giant overlooking the road.

   There was a buzzing sound, and the sound of dripping rain outside carried some kind of message.

   Qiong Yu's eyes widened slightly, a little disbelieving and terrified.

"What's this?"

  This is equivalent to a public voice transmission thousands of miles away, but it also limits Taoism and cultivation. Notify the holy kings all over the world, whether it is secretly or publicly.

  The panic lies in the fact that I can't even notice the slightest clue. The loudspeaker has been shouting outside, but it can't reach my ears.

   "Why is the Zulong position vacant? If someone takes the opportunity to become an Zulong, will the Zulong you speak of recover?" Li Yi asked again.

  He is not interested in Zulong, but he is very interested in whether this replacement position will affect the reincarnation.

  The mystery of reincarnation is one of the few things that can make Li Yi have the desire to explore. After all, it is because of reincarnation that he made up for his regrets.

  Qiong Yu shook her head very honestly: "I don't know."

   "Really? That's fine."

  Li Yi no longer delved into it. Asking is already his most active response. If he can't find out, he won't ask around.

  He prefers to lie down and wait for someone to come to his door.

  He didn't care anymore, but it aroused Qiong Yu's curiosity.

   "Senior Immortal, this mysterious sound transmission says that the Dragon Palace is about to open, and there are many treasures of heaven and earth, and the seat of the ancestor dragon, are you not interested?"

"not interested."

"What if the dragons come to invade, those guys have been very arrogant since ancient times, and they will definitely fight for the land of spirits in China. The dragons are good at moving clouds and rain, and their destructive power is not insignificant, especially for modern civilization. "

  Qiong Yu was still a little uneasy, after all, she had always heard about Zulong's name in her previous life, so she was somewhat afraid.

   "It doesn't matter that Xiaoqi and the others are here, they have rich experience in dealing with floods."

  Li Yi changed his lying position, and flicked the video in every possible way, just like when he was in the practice world.

   Most of the time, Li Changsheng is very limited, and he doesn't need to do many things by himself. Especially after the monk and Xiaoqi became Huashen, he became idle and lived a retired life.

   Either go to the Moon Palace to sing and dance, or travel to the world, fishing, boating, outing, playing the piano...

  The same is true in modern times, but the way of entertainment has changed, and it has become playing games and watching short videos. Although it is not as elegant as the previous life, but the entertainment is definitely far beyond the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

  He has played piano, chess, calligraphy and painting for thousands of years, and he has basically reached the level of Taoism.

  As for the heavy rain outside, the practice world has experienced more severe floods than this one, and the Shangqing Palace has various spells to deal with floods. The catastrophic floods caused by the changes in the world can be overcome, so why be afraid of a mere dragon clan's flying clouds and rain?

  Closing clouds and making rain will also consume mana. This rain lasts for a few days at most, and it cannot last forever. Now is the season with little rain, and the dragon clan is somewhat helping the farmers like this.

Li Yi raised his eyebrows slightly, seeing that Qiong Yu was still a little uneasy, and comforted him in a gentle voice: "No matter what happens, I will protect you well, and I will also protect the world by the way. Whether it is the Dragon Clan or the Zulong, in the end, I will just raise my hand It can be overthrown by force.”

   "..."

  Qiong Yu stared blankly at the lazy-faced man lying on the sofa in front of him. The man's calmness dispelled her uneasiness, and even gave her the illusion that "the Zulong is just a worm".

   No, Li Yi's tone should be conveying this meaning invisibly.

  It can be overthrown with a single hand, how domineering it is.

   Hiss! This is the confidence of the immortal, is this the sense of security of the thigh?

  If it was before, Qiong Yu would only think that the other party was talking big, but since he experienced what happened to Huang Quan. Qiong Yu already believed in Li Yi's strength unconditionally, after all, the ancient holy king had to bow his head to the senior immortal.

  True strength is always compared with others. You may not see the whole picture, but you can get a glimpse of it from others who are stronger than you.

   "Senior Immortal has boundless mana!"

   As soon as the words fell, Li Yi suddenly sat up from the sofa with a slightly serious expression.

   "Huh? This is..."

  How calm they were before, how scary this sudden seriousness is, and Qiong Yu and Bai Shi also became nervous. After all, Zulong didn't take it seriously, so it must be a big deal to make Li Yi serious.

  I saw Li Yi frowned slightly, and said slowly: "My Xiaoxiaole record has been broken."

   Qiong Yu's face was slightly stiff.

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   The hazy drizzle drifted to all parts of China, and also drifted into the bathing center opposite the community.

  The reputation of Jianjia Bathing Center has been completely spread at this time, and some dignitaries who got the news flocked here, and the surrounding people were naturally attracted. The bathing center also continued to expand with the help of the government, swallowing up a street of shops in one go.

   It covers an area of ​​150,000 square meters, which is equivalent to a large shopping center and can accommodate 30,000 guests at one time. The construction process, from dismantling to rebuilding, took just two months.

   Except for the tables and chairs and some decorations that depended on the government, it was completed by a holy king, a person who turned into a god, and several foundation-building monsters.

  Now the entire bathing center is crowded with people, and many people even have to queue for several hours to get in.

   This is just the beginning. Under the offensive of Mo Luo's spiritual spring, almost no one can resist. Even the government is full of vigilance and distrust of Mara. But on the bright side, you still have to cooperate with the other party, support the other party, and even meet the various requirements of the other party.

  One is that Mo Luo has indeed brought benefits, and promises a certain amount of Dawu spring water to the local government every year.

  Second, the publicity that the other party is living a stable life in China is of great significance, and it can attract more powerful people with renewable cultivation resources to invest in the future.

  The most important thing is that people have opened their stores next to the immortals, and they may not have friendship with the immortals.

  In the foreseeable future, a huge bathing empire is rising from the ground, sweeping the entire China with an unstoppable momentum.

  50% discount for 30 yuan buffet plus bath, this is simply doing charity, there is really nothing on the market that can beat Jianjia Bath Center.

  Jianjia Bathing Center On the top floor of the bathing center, Mo Luo reserved a room for himself. He sat in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, watching the heavy rain outside.

  If he had a cigar in his mouth, he would have the feeling of a gangster godfather, but unfortunately there is no special service in his bathing center. The scrub masters recruited recently are all as long as they are strong, either uncles or aunts, and the young lady who is like a thin monkey is directly rejected for the interview.

   "Dragon King, the position of the ancestor dragon, is really a big deal."

  After listening to the news that Xiao Yu brought, Mo Luo stroked his chin and showed some thought.

   Gangs definitely can’t help, because the urine of the Dragon Race specifies that they will come to Shenzhou to find trouble. In other words, this is the commonality of all strong people, and those with strength will seek a position that matches them.

  If I hadn’t been cast in the shadows by Li Changsheng, if I hadn’t been caught by Li Changsheng’s wife right after my reincarnation, I might have come out to wrestle with those townsmen.

   And now he only wants one thing, can he have dinner?

  Boom boom boom!

  Accompanied by three knocks on the door, the door was pushed open, and a woman with wheat-colored skin and a ponytail walked in.

  The woman closed the door, and a black film immediately appeared on her body, covering all the features of the body, making it impossible to see the truth.

   "Senior, there seems to be a problem with the rain outside."

   "Can you hear it?"

  Mo Luo asked in amazement, he didn't expect this junior to be more advanced than he imagined, at least he had a bit of demeanor.

  The little black man shook his head and said: "I can't hear it, I just feel some noises. I don't know what it is. Can you hear those noises clearly?"

"nature."

  Mo Luo told the little black man the "public wheat" sent by the dragon king, and the other party showed obvious surprise and experience when he heard it.

   Then subconsciously asked: "Senior, can we have dinner?"

  (end of this chapter)