The Ex-girlfriend Who Has Been Missing For Three Years Says She Has Returned From Cultivating Immort

2022-07-16

Chapter 86 I, the killer, make money!

Gu Changsheng did not pursue further questions, he had no interest in questioning other people’s privacy.

It was getting late. He and Song Qinghuan cleaned up the tableware and chopsticks on the dining table. Gu Changsheng washed briefly and then went to rest.

The lights in the small courtyard were turned off, and Lou slept soundly in the corner. Occasionally, the sound of An An talking in his sleep could be heard in the room, other than that, it was quiet.

All sounds are silent, the night stars are lonely.

It’s past one o’clock in the morning. At this point, most people have fallen asleep peacefully.

In a small and messy rental house, a decadent man did not feel sleepy at all.

Sitting in the chair with one missing leg, he stared intently at the door of the room.

“It’s really a lie…the door-to-door service was promised, but it hasn’t come yet.”

After a long time no one came, the man muttered to himself.

……

“late night”, “door-to-door”, “service”, just looking at these words, the old drivers can already make up a 120-minute action film.

Generally speaking, the special service at this point always reminds people of some violations of law and discipline and violation of public order and morality.

It’s true, man booking is really not a serious service.

He’s looking for someone to murder him.

The man’s name is Wang Bing. Recently, his life has undergone great changes and he has lost the confidence to live.

When his girlfriend broke up with him, the strange eyes of people around him and the disappointed eyes of his parents made him extremely painful.

In desperation, Wang Bing decided to end his life.

This morning, he received a message on his phone while browsing the Internet for “suicide” information.

“Professional Assassin Organization, to help you resolve injustices.”

There is a URL behind it, Wang Bing clicks into it, and finds that this website is quite “regular”.

The website claims that it can help customers to make people who customers dislike disappear perfectly in the way of “accidental death”.

He was a little moved, and if he could pay someone to murder him and then pretend to be an accidental death, that would be great.

Continuing to browse the website, Wang Bing found that different levels of killers have different charging standards.

The top-ranked and higher-level killers charge extremely high fees, making Wang Bing smack his tongue secretly.

Going to the bottom of the killer ranking list, he saw a killer’s message.

Codename: Miaokou San.

Level: Level 1.

Number of transactions completed: zero.

Customer favorable rate: The number of ratings is insufficient, so it will not be displayed for the time being.

Cost: Six hundred and forty-eight.

The killer introduces himself: newcomer, inexperienced, want to open, the first time you can buy and pay later.

Compared with the 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 charges of other killers, the charges of this rookie killer are extremely cheap.

And it also supports payment after delivery, which is simply the conscience of the industry.

In any case, I don’t have to pay for it immediately. Out of the mentality of trying it out, Wang Bing clicked the “reservation” button.

Next, the website jumps to a survey.

The website needs information about the murderer.

From basic gender, age, height and weight, to more detailed taste hobby, driving vehicle model, the website has designed related questions.

Wang Bing fills in the information one after another according to his own information.

Looking at the website so professionally, there was a faint expectation in his heart.

After Spiritual Qi’s recovery, a lot of strange things happened. Maybe this website is real? Prompt that around one o’clock tonight, there will be professional killers to take people’s lives.

Wang Bing went out and bought a large bottle of sleeping pills to go home.

Tonight, if no killers come, take your own life.

The clock on the wall turned slowly, Wang Bing noticed that it was already one o’clock.

It really is a liar…

He was sighed a little lost, went to pick up a bottle of water, and poured out the medicine he had bought.

As I was about to swallow it, the doorbell rang.

Wang Bing was stunned, put down the medicine in her hand, and opened the door with some hesitation.

Outside the door, a gust of cold wind blows, and no one is there.

He frowned and was about to close the door when a soft sound came from under his feet.

“Hello~ I’m the killer you reserved, codename Miaokou San.”

Looking down, a Chinese pastoral cat is talking to him.

Damn.

Seeing that Wang Bing had froze in place, the cat walked into the house without seeing it, and slammed the door with one foot.

“I saw in the background that the customer who placed the order and the victim who was about to be murdered were the same person.”

The kitten jumped on the table, looked at Wang Bing, and continued. .

“So I want to ask if you have filled in the wrong information. What if I kill a customer and no one gives me money meow.”

Wang Bing’s brain is still in turmoil In the state of the machine, he stared blankly at the cat, not understanding the situation.

……

After a long time, Wang Bing finally accepted this extremely absurd fact: he paid someone to murder himself, and the killer was a cat.

No wonder only 648.

Wang Bing remembered a saying that was widely circulated on the Internet in the early years: the probability of being killed by a cat is very low, but it will never be zero.

After learning about the customer’s needs, the killer cat was slightly frowned, and said aloud.

“I understand your situation. I can take over your business, but the rules need to be changed a little.”

Drinking water to moisten his throat, Killer Cat continued: “In this case, you need to pay the fee in advance. After all, after killing you, no one will pay for the money.”

Wang Bing looked embarrassed.

As of now, he is no longer worried about encountering a liar.

After all, the cat in front of him is logical, thoughtful, and speaks in an orderly manner.

According to the novel, it is also a Great Demon. To kill Wang Bing, a middle age person whose body was hollowed out, should be with no difficulty.

But the problem is, Wang Bing has no money…

His last bit of money has been used to buy sleeping pills.

After rummaging through every corner of the house, Wang Bing still couldn’t raise enough money, and finally he could only express his sincere apologies to Killer Cat.

“Not good means…I don’t have enough money, please go on an errand for nothing.”

Killer cat hearing this The cat’s body was shocked and his eyes were full of surprise .

What’s going on! How could this man be poorer than a cat!

“I won’t bother you, I’ll take sleeping pills by myself later.” With a wry smile on her face, Wang Bing was full of frustration.

! ! !

The business you got is about to run away!

This is my first business, and it’s so yellow, it will affect my rating on the website…

The killer cat’s pupils are shocked, and some can’t accept this fact.

However, letting it work for free violates the cat’s creed of “paying must be rewarded”.

Hard to do!

Wang Bing politely sent the killer cat out the door, picked up the sleeping pills again, and put them in his mouth.

At this moment, the doorbell rang again.

He froze for a moment, but went to open the door anyway.

Outside the door, Killer Cat sat on the ground with a negotiating tone.

“No, you can go to work and earn some money. If you earn enough, I will kill you meow!”

The second update, all readers, just read it tomorrow morning~

Good night and good dreams~

(End of this chapter)