The Era of the Second Element of the Literary Girl

The last time I played OW was in 2016. It was just two months after OW was released. It has been just two years now... Now I downloaded it specially for writing OW, emmmm, compared to two years ago, this game has basically no change. ...

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Saturday, December 21.

Early this morning, Overwatch was listed on Steam.

Although the OW currently on the shelves is not the official version, it does not have a ladder system and some maps, but it will basically not affect the player's game experience.

At Qiuyu University, as a game house, Chen Xiaoming also got up early in the morning and bought OW.

As early as when he saw the publicity on station B, he was attracted by the people from OW... This milk sucks! This ass! These long legs!

Especially the plump curve of the ass, it's absolutely amazing!

The designer of this game is too understanding, right? !

Of course, the character design is actually secondary, and the gameplay is the most important. Therefore, before actually entering the game to play a game, Chen Xiaoming dare not easily make a conclusion.

By the way, Chen Xiaoming’s cousin, Chen Guangming, was recently taking a teacher’s qualification certificate. After all, he is a war hero and a retired sniper. Being a primary school physical education teacher is definitely not a big problem, and there will never be a primary school principal who would refuse to retire. Well-known figures like God come to work in their own school.

Why don't you say that you are not a high school or junior high school physical education teacher?

Nonsense, can high school students and junior high school students compare with cute elementary school students? Every lo*ic*n with a sober brain will choose to be a teacher in elementary school without hesitation! How great it is to control and care for the growth of the flowers of the motherland in advance!

Closer to home.

After downloading on steam...

It didn't take long before Overwatch was installed.

In the current game house (of course, we are talking about a few hard-core gamers), many people will basically have a steam in their computers. After all, there are many small game workshops in the game industry, and most of these game workshops choose to be put on steam. Then installing a steam on the computer is the most basic game house. And many people agree that steam is indeed a good platform, and you can often find some good indie games on it. According to Chen Xiaoming's view, there will be more and more games on steam in the future, and sooner or later it will become a must-have software for the game house.

Then...

Start Overwatch via steam and enter the game.

The interface is still relatively clear. After passing the simple novice tutorial, Chen Xiaoming clicked "Start" and started a match.

The game was only released at 0:00 today, and it is only nine hours away. Therefore, there are still a lot of new players influx during this period. Soon, Chen Xiaoming was queued for one game. However, not long after entering, he was surprised to find that this game seems to be able to choose the same hero (referring to the earliest OW matching system, which improves entertainment, freedom, and reduces professionalism)... So five teammates What the **** is it to choose four ninja-like heroes!

Genji?

Is this hero so fun? You all chose this one?

Because a team of six people, besides Chen Xiaoming, one other person was not selected, but soon that person also chose Genji. Since Chen Xiaoming had just bought it and didn't know which hero was fun, he chose Genji this hero with them.

As a result, it became a lineup of six Genji vs. enemy miscellaneous names. However, although the opponent is a miscellaneous lineup, it also requires tanks and tanks, and milk and milk. I don't know how many times it is more reliable than the six Genji.

then!

Six promising young people from the Shimada clan were hung up and hammered by the opposite side.

It can only be said that if it is placed in the League of Legends, being abused by the opposite party will definitely cause teammates to spray each other, but at present, everyone is a novice after all, and there is no quarrel phenomenon. If you lose, you lose. On Chen Xiaoming's side, after being abused by blood, instead of being dissuaded, he clicked on the next one happily.

Yes it is!

In fact, he is not very interested in FPS games. The main reason is that his marksmanship is more sunset red. When playing some traditional FPS games, he is basically the headshot. There is no game experience. This is still a joke. However, OW is different. Even if your marksmanship is red at sunset, even if you have been dying, you can still have a lot of fun and be happy!

For example, when he played Genji's hero, relying on the hero's flexible double jump and rushing skills, he swayed wildly in the center of the battlefield, and gave people a kind of "fuck, this guy is playing so coquettishly, without output." It’s like a big boss! In addition, Genji also has the ability to bounce the barrage, which can be used to save his life, so under his crazy operation, although a person has not killed, he can repeatedly enter and exit the battlefield. It feels like...

I'm here!

I'm going out!

I'm here again!

I'm out again!

When the energy of the big move was almost done, he shouted "Golden gold, wow, cool!" Then Xia Ji slashed.

What a show!

Even beginners like Chen Xiaoming would use Genji to show off like this, let alone five teammates, but it is also because there are rookies on the opposite side, and the marksmanship is also bad, so that they can give them such a chance to show off. As for the reason why the six Genji succumbed to the situation and lost so fast, I can only say that because the six people were so excited and jumping around, no one thought about grabbing points. It was a small mistake... but the problem Not big!

What do you want to win or lose?

Just be happy!

Yes, whenever he manipulates Genji, Chen Xiaoming always thinks of himself when he plays the League of Legends and chooses Happy Feng Nan... Right! When playing games, the point is to be happy!

It was nine o'clock in the morning when Chen Xiaoming started the first game.

However, after he recovered, the sky outside was already dark.

Yes, in the course of the game, he has completely ignored the passage of time, and even forgot to eat lunch. It is absolutely impossible to switch to other FPS games, because Chen Xiaoming has always been not too cold about shooting games, and he doesn't want to play at most for an hour or two. It can be said that Overwatch is currently the only one that makes him addictive. FPS game.

Then, just when Chen Xiaoming was about to move on to the next...

A student in the dormitory next door walked in and said, "You haven't gone to eat yet."

Chen Xiaoming looked up at him, "Nothing...Are you going to have dinner?"

"No, I will pick up my girlfriend from get out of class in a while."

"Oh."

Then watching Chen Xiaoming play Overwatch for a while, the classmate suddenly said, "What kind of game is this?"

Chen Xiaoming: "Overwatch. Would you like to buy one to play with me?"

Classmate: "No, I only play League of Legends, and I have no interest in shooting games."

"Overwatch is not a pure shooting game, right? I think it's quite fun. I really recommend you buy it to play."

"No, no, I guess I won't be interested in FPS games in my life, really."

"Then... why don't I let you play and feel it?"

"All right, I will try."

Soon, an hour passed.

At the teaching building, after waiting for a long time, someone's girlfriend also made an angry call to her boyfriend.

"Why haven't you come? Didn't you say you are coming to pick me up? Why did you make me wait so long?"

"You come back by yourself."

girlfriend:"……"

"I'm playing a game, I have no time to pick you up."

girlfriend:"……"

"If it's okay, I'll hang up... Damn, this grandson wants to cut me? Slowly, wow, **** and cool!"

girlfriend:"……"

After being silent for a while, the girlfriend said in an extremely cold tone: "You have changed! Now the game is more important than me, right? Huh? More fun than me, right? Listen, I'll give you five seconds. Roll over to me, five! Four! Three......" The countdown began as he said.

This trick used to deal with her boyfriend can only be said to be unsatisfactory, every time just count down one or two numbers, the boyfriend is persuaded. It's just that she used to count down tens of seconds before, this time she was angry, so she only counted down five seconds. According to her thoughts, it is estimated that by the time of "two", the boyfriend should apologize, right?

Then I heard a very impatient voice on the phone: "Hey, are you talking nonsense? How can you have fun games!"

Then the phone hung up.

girlfriend:"?????"

clam?

Was he hung up by himself? !

Knock it inside, don't let me see you again in the future, the game is so fun, then you have a love affair with the game! ! !

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Games Forum.

"Have you bought Overwatch? This game is simply poisonous! Did I play it from yesterday afternoon to this morning!"

"Me too!"

"How did the Devil come up with such a sinful game? My boyfriend doesn't want to play it anymore, I just want to play Overwatch!"

"Buy it, buy it!"

"In other words, the female characters in this game are really beautiful, the breasts, the legs, especially the ass, tusk!"

"When I originally watched the promotional PV, I thought Overwatch was perfect in modeling, various anime girls, but this **** is also perfect, right? Me or him? Social insurance!"

"What is the name of Overwatch? It's called "Watch Ass!"

"I heard that Suqing's linkage skin will be released soon, and the angels will have the skin of the mentally retarded goddess Akua!"

"Fuck?! When the time comes, the angel will add blood to me, will it take away my IQ..."

"I don't know, but I think the IQ of people who buy this skin will be affected a bit."

"It is not only linked with Suqing, but also seems to be linked with many works of Demon Young and Old Thief. I heard that Luba Niang is going to produce Gui Yanye skin. The first skill is hatchet flying hook, and the second skill uses Brother Cheng's head to return blood. , In short, you know the horror of the thief..."

"There is even this kind of operation?!"

With the release of Overwatch on steam, soon, the entire game forum and related posts began to be slaughtered by the OW game. And Baidu Tieba Watch Pioneer Bar ~www.readwn.com~ also from the beginning of more than 10,000 followers, soaring to 120,000 followers in one day! And it's still soaring wildly at a faster rate!

Even in some Internet cafes, many people started to play OW in Internet cafes in the next few days. This surprised network administrators and some passers-by, because in the field of FPS games, the most popular online game called "Gun God" is similar to Cross Fire (yes, it is CF, not CS, nor CSGO. ), but what kind of shooting game is this? Listen, I haven’t heard of it, how come it feels more popular than "Gun God"? Someone even played this in Internet cafes for a day and a night? !

I go! Is this game really that fun? !

Of course, the experience of some passersby in Internet cafes is second, because the most frightened OW is actually some high school and junior high school teachers. These teachers usually set up their own class QQ groups and add students’ QQ, so they often find some students in the QQ space to communicate what games to play, when to go out to play games, etc. (Of course, some witty children will put the teacher Shielded).

However, these teachers can often see some sensational comments in the class QQ group in the past two days.

"XXX, do you play ass?"

"Play, **** is fun, I played all night."

"Yesterday, I played **** with XX. This person is too trash. He doesn't understand the essence of butt. I won't play **** with him next time."

"Shall we play **** together tonight?"

"Okay!"

Then, the teachers who were observing secretly looked dumbfounded.

butt? What ass? What does Va♂n **** mean?

Is it literal?

Wait, if it's literal... Fuck! What are these boys playing in private? !