The Entertainment Industry Waits For Our Divorce

"Husband’s New World" is a brand new variety show. The ratings of the pilot film have soared and ranked first on the national Internet, and the number of Internet views has also been crushed by several times. The four couples have their own characteristics. The program is finished. "Ji Heng left behind husband", "Lu Papa", and "Lu Lincheng forgot his son" were on the hot search. Lu Papa stood at the door waiting for his relatives but was directly forgotten by his father and was forwarded by major marketing accounts. People are really funny and distressed.

[This son Lu Lincheng was afraid he was not picked from the trash can hahahahahahaha]

[Papa is too sweet, wooooooooo, I really want to have geese. 】

[Don't be sad, come over and blame Auntie for a kiss. 】

[Liang Yan is really a winner in life, such a handsome husband and such a lovely son, I am so sour. 】

[I am relieved to see that my daughter is so happy now. 】

With the warm-up of the pilot film, the first issue of "Husband's New World" was launched under the attention of the public.

Sitting in the studio, Liang Yan was very curious about Lu Lincheng's performance in the show, but this is a slow life variety show, which must fit his personality quite well, and it won't be too difficult.

Liang Yan sat on the left of the movie queen Ye Su, and on the right sat athlete Wu Lei’s wife and athlete Wang Wenwen. Before the start of the broadcast, several people exchanged ideas about why they came to the show.

Wang Wenwen’s reason is the simplest. She and her husband are now retired, and it’s also good to have a face on variety shows in the future, and Ye Su asked Ji Heng to appear on the show simply because it’s too boring to watch him at home. Ji Heng was in a profitable antique business. He could eat for half a year as a single. The rest of the day was to take the children at home and then urge Ye Su to go home. In his anger, Ye Su gave him a variety show for him to participate in, saving him a daily one. The appearance of a princess woman. As for Liang Yan, Lu Lincheng participated in the show because he has been in the altar since his debut. He is too lonely. Now he has fewer chances to show up after being a director. It feels too unreal, so he came to participate in a variety show. Connect to ground gas.

Another highlight of this show is that Liang Yan and Ye Su are in the same frame. Ye Su has a perfect movie face, taking the route of high-powered actress. Liang Yan is a standard beauty with strength and popularity. Both the popular little flowers have different routes, but they are also favored by the industry. I don't know what kind of sparks will come out of chatting with her husband for the first time.

At 8:30 in the evening, the show started on time. The audience had been waiting for a long time. As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, it flooded in. The first shot was the framed picture of Liang Yan and Ye Su.

Everyone: [Fuck! Beauty crit! 】

Under the arrangement of the host of the studio, the four wives introduced themselves, and then they began to watch their husband's performance in the countryside together.

The first scene is a quiet small farm in the verdant forest, waiting quietly for the arrival of the four husbands.

The first to arrive at the destination was the middle-aged actor Liu Hao. After he got off the car, he saw the green mountains and green waters in front of him. He couldn't wait to close his eyes and took a deep breath, then pushed his suitcase into the small courtyard of the farm.

The remaining three husbands also arrived in sequence.

The four big men are not very familiar. The first time they met and shook hands with each other, the atmosphere was a little cold. Fortunately, at this time, the choreographer stepped forward and announced the first task of the program group to record the room.

There are a total of four bedrooms in the farm, each of which has different conditions. The most luxurious room No. 1 has air conditioning and TV and is similar to a standard hotel room. The worst room No. 4 is a small attic, with small light and dark, the most important thing. It was a hot day in June without a small fan.

The way to choose a room is very simple, that is, the program group gives a prompt "husband, I love you", and the husband calls his wife. Whoever uses the shortest time to let his wife say the phrase "husband, I love you" wins , Have the right to choose the room first.

The four wives in the studio were all overjoyed when they heard about this task. All four of them received a phone call a few days ago. On the phone, the husband froze and didn't know what to do. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be this task.

Liang Yan sighed and laughed most helplessly when hearing that Lu Lincheng called her that day, it turned out to be the task.

The first person to call was Ji Heng, who called Ye Su, his wife, the queen of the movie.

The moment the call is connected, the program group presses the timer.

Ye Su was very noisy over there, it should be on the set.

Ye Su: "Hello?"

Ji Heng looked at the phone a little hesitantly: "What are you doing?"

Ye Su: "I'm on the set, it's going to be on the show right away. Didn't you go to the show? How can you still call?"

Ji Heng panicked: "I borrowed the phone from the editor and director to call you."

"Oh." Ye Su responded, "have fun in the show, I'm still waiting for the show, it's okay for me to hang up."

Ji Heng was anxious: "Wait!"

Ye Su was tortured by his hesitation: "If something is going on, please tell me that I will start shooting right away."

Ji Heng: "That's, um, do you think you treat me..."

Before he finished speaking, Ye Su heard the sound of Ye Su's studio urging to start work.

Ye Su obviously can't wait: "I'll hang up first when I'm filming, Master Ji, I love you mua for nothing!"

A busy tone became a beep in the receiver.

Ji Heng: "………………"

The other three husbands: "………………"

Program group: "………………"

Ye Su's "I love you" really said so fast, so perfunctory.

It only took 21 seconds from when the phone was connected to when Ye Su said the perfunctory "husband, I love you" and then hung up.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

Is this... **** good too?

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha xswl]

[Ji Heng is too miserable, my mother is too miserable! 】

[Ye Su is really a model worker in the entertainment industry hahahahahahahaha]

[The program team definitely didn't expect this to be a **** okay! 】

[What should I do and I want to congratulate Ji Heng for completing the task so quickly, and I feel so sorry for Ji Heng 23333333]

[Ouuu Dasu, take some time to accompany your poor husband! 】

[Ye Su said I love what you said so smoothly. I must say it often. 】

In the studio, Ye Su smiled and explained to himself: "Because I was really busy filming at the time, I didn't expect that he was completing the task."

Moderator: "Everyone tells you to accompany your husband more often."

Ye Su smiled and nodded: "Well, you must accompany you more." She smiled, as if she was back in Ji Mansion when Ji Heng went out to buy. She was like him now, holding her fingers, waiting for him to come back.

It's time to accompany her husband more. Ye Su thought.

Wu Lei and Wang Hao respectively called their wives in the second and third. On the phone, their wives were very coquettish and considerate, and the husband and wife relationship was very harmonious. They took three minutes, three seconds and three minutes respectively. Seconds, finally let his wife say the words "husband, I love you".

The barrage again praised the two wives for their sweetness, and their wives in the studio were also full of happy smiles on their faces.

I went to Lu Lincheng to call.

The host of the studio first made the voice of expectation.

The audience in the live broadcast room also waited attentively for the performance of the national couple.

Liang Yan saw what everyone was looking forward to, and he couldn't bear to watch the next show.

The phone rang three times and was connected.

Liang Yan's voice came out: "Hello?"

Lu Lincheng also used the mobile phone provided by the program group and said, "It's me."

When Liang Yan heard it, he could tell who the voice was. Before Lu Lincheng could speak, Liang Yan’s angry voice came out: "You are embarrassed to call back. Can you think of your son every time you kiss me? You forgot to kiss him again today, do you know! Your son is now angry and crying at home!"

Liang Yan moved the phone's microphone farther away, and the child's grievances cried vaguely.

Lu Lincheng: "………………"

The strange aunt Wei Shu in the live broadcast heard the crying, and her heart was almost to death.

[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pity little pitiful crying broke my heart. 】

[Lu Lincheng, how can you forget to kiss your goose! 】

[Why are you crying so cutely? I’m going crazy with cuteness]

[Yanyan is so fierce to Lu Lincheng hahahaha, it turns out that Director Lu Da is in strict control of his wife at home. 】

Liang Yan didn't know that the content of the call was on a show, but Lu Lincheng knew that he covered his lips and coughed slightly: "You help me say sorry to my son. I will definitely not forget it next time."

Liang Yan: "You have said this sentence many times! It's not that you forget it every time, Lu Lincheng, do you love you goose or not!"

"Of course I love my son." Lu Lincheng answered seriously, "but I love you more."

Liang Yan over there was silent after hearing this.

The audience in the live broadcast room was blown up by the words "Oh", and even the barrage automatically turned pink.

[Too sweet, really too sweet]

[I love my son but I love you more, oh oh what kind of fairy love is this]

[Lu Lincheng is really pet, I'm so jealous of Liang Yan, I'm really jealous of Liang Yan. Lemon essence.jpg】

[Papa Papa has been a child who grew up in love since he was a child. Father loving his mother is the education of his best love. 】

In the later stage of the program, the picture was frozen for one second, and then an expected sound effect was added.

Lu Lincheng said "I love you" to Liang Yan. Would Liang Yan also say "I love you" to Lu Lincheng? That way, Lu Lincheng could complete the task.

Over there, Liang Yan heard Lu Lincheng's "I love my son and loves you more" and was silent for a while, then suddenly said "wait".

Everyone heard the sound of slippers, and then Papa's cry was getting closer and louder. It should be Liang Yan who walked to Papa's side.

Liang Yan said to Papa on the phone: "Don't cry, stop crying, your father said sorry to you, he forgot it in the morning, and he won't forget it again."

Hearing Liang Yan’s words, the crying babble calmed down and asked aggrievedly, "Is...hiccup...is it true...hiccup...?" The cry of the little milk voice was simply To make people's hearts cute, the barrage is wailing.

Liang Yan comforted his son over there: "Of course it is true. If you don't believe me, ask Dad, here."

Liang Yan handed the phone to his son.

Everyone thought that Papa would ask Lu Lincheng if it was true, but Papa answered the phone and knew that it was Dad over there, and immediately said with tears, "Dad...hiccup...I love you."

"Dad, I love you, 嘤嘤嘤嘤"

"Dad is better than Iloveyou."

"Dad, I love you so much!"

The footage of the show gave Lu Lincheng a close-up. He looked at his mobile phone and listened to his son's "I love you" with a gentle expression like never before.

He did not immediately respond to his son's confession, but first asked: "Then do you love your mother?"

"I love my mother too, I love my mother so much." He immediately replied.

"Good." When Lu Lincheng heard his answer, his eyebrows were very gentle, "Daddy loves you too."

After crying and panting, I heard Lu Lincheng's "Dad loves you too", the little milk's voice was soft like sugar: "Thank you, Dad, Dad for nothing."

"OK Bye Bye."

The father and son hung up the phone.

Lu Lincheng seemed to have forgotten the task of asking Liang Yan to say "husband, I love you". During the five-minute conversation, he went down and said a lot of "Dad, I love you."

The program director announced that Lu Lincheng's mission had failed.

In the studio, Liang Yan shook his head and smiled, knowing she was also next to me to add a sentence, "I love you, husband."

But now, the audience's attention is no longer on Lu Lincheng's failed mission. The crying little milk seems to linger in his ears, and everyone is in tears.

Without questioning the relative who was forgotten by Dad, the first sentence was "Dad, I love you".

Which little angel is this in the end?

Everyone covered their hearts and livers at the cute photo of the back of their heads.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I love him!

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Yesterday, the friend who called me "An Da", if you call me like that, I will be floating.

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