The Emperor Has An Illness

When Liao Qing Qing came out of the Department of Agricultural Products and walked towards Lisheng Pavilion, she bumped into Noble Consort Liang and Worthy Consort, whom she had not seen for a long time.

The two had little power now, and their families were still under Emperor Jing Li’s control.

They did not dare to overstep their boundaries even though they hated Liao Qing Qing to the core. However, they could not do anything. After receiving Liao Qing Qing’s salutations, they turned around and left.

Worthy Consort asked unhappily, “Elder Cousin, are we just going to let that bitch step on our heads?”

“What can we do then?” Noble Consort Liang asked in response.

Worthy Consort said, “We are now miserable, and our families are having a hard time. When Liao Qing Qing becomes Empress in the future, we will only be worse off.”

Upon hearing that, Noble Consort Liang’s body stiffened.

Worthy Consort said, “Since that’s the case, we might as well…”

“We can’t act rashly,” Noble Consort Liang hastily said.

“If we don’t do anything, she’ll be the Empress.”

“It won’t be that soon.” Noble Consort Liang said, “Although His Majesty has started preparing various matters for the establishment of the Empress, Liao Qing Qing has no background and no merit. His Majesty will definitely follow the public opinion to establish Liao Qing Qing as the Empress only next year when the potatoes are harvested, and Liao Qing Qing’s fame increases.”

“Then we have to act before the Empress is established….”

“Let’s discuss after we return.” Noble Consort Liang immediately stopped her.

Worthy Consort Liang instantly kept her mouth shut.

The two of them walked towards Linhua Palace. At this time, Liao Qing Qing had already returned to Lisheng Pavilion. She asked He Xiang to send the vegetables and fruits from the courtyard to the imperial kitchen to be served as cold dishes for lunch.

When lunch was served, Emperor Jing Li complimented her.

He also rewarded Liao Qing Qing with silver.

Liao Qing Qing liked silver the most and accepted all of them.

In the next few days, several meals were added with the silver. However, Liao Qing Qing did not send the silver to the imperial kitchen today since the imperial kitchen deliberately added a lot of dishes for dinner.

“Why are there so many dishes?” Liao Qing Qing asked.

He Xiang responded, “His Majesty bestowed them.”

“Has His Majesty made a fortune today?”

“….” He Xiang remained speechless for a moment before she said, “It should be because His Majesty is in a good mood.”

“Why is he in a good mood?”

“This maidservant doesn’t know.”

Not long after, Emperor Jing Li arrived.

Liao Qing Qing similarly inquired about the plentiful dinner.

Emperor Jing Li said, “Because today is a good day.”

“Why is it a good day?”

“Has Beloved Concubine forgotten?” Emperor Jing Li asked.

Liao Qing Qing recalled for a moment. It didn’t seem to be any special day. So she asked, “Your Majesty, this imperial concubine is stupid. I don’t know what good day it is.”

Emperor Jing Li did not get angry. He still continued to smile and had an ambiguous smile.

Liao Qing Qing felt a little creeped out inwardly.

Emperor Jing Li said, “Today is the day where Beloved Concubine and I can copulate.”

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Liao Qing Qing looked at Emperor Jing Li in astonishment.

Emperor Jing Li laughed and said, “Looking forward to it, right?”

“???”

“I am also very much looking forward to it. So hurry up and have your meal and go to bed.”

“???” Your Majesty, where do you see that I am looking forward to it?

Emperor Jing Li personally gave Liao Qing Qing a vegetable with his chopsticks.

The corners of Liao Qing Qing’s mouth twitched.

Emperor Jing Li kept urging Liao Qing Qing to eat quickly. At the end of the meal, he said with chagrin, “I have miscalculated. I shouldn’t have prepared such an abundant meal today. A simple meal would have sufficed.”

Liao Qing Qing, “….”

The food was eaten quickly and slowly, but she was full in the end.

Emperor Jing Li dragged Liao Qing Qing around the courtyard and said, “Come on. Let’s go and bathe.”

“We’re bathing now?” Liao Qing Qing asked.

“Yes, bathe early and go to bed early.”

“….”

“Let’s go. Beloved Concubine can bathe first.”

“It’s better for Your Majesty to go first.”

“Alright.” Emperor Jing Li was unceremonious to Liao Qing Qing.

Very quickly, he entered the bathroom and then swiftly came out again. He urged Liao Qing Qing to go to the bathroom. After Liao Qing Qing entered the bathroom, he asked by the door, “Are you done yet?”

Liao Qing Qing’s entire body felt uncomfortable.

Liao Qing Qing came out after she finally finished bathing.

Emperor Jing Li sent all the palace maids out and specifically ordered that no one disturb them.

Only then did the bedroom fall silent.

Emperor Jing Li hurriedly pulled Liao Qing Qing to sit on the bed. Without giving her time to react, he pinned Liao Qing Qing down. Recently, they have been tossing and turning quite a bit.

So undressing and whatnot was something Emperor Jing Li was familiar with.

But he was more excited than ever.

“Your… Your Ma-Majesty.” Liao Qing Qing felt that Emperor Jing Li was too excited, like a big wild wolf that had been starving for centuries.

“I am here.”

“Your Majesty, be gentler.”

“I am being very gentle.”

“Your–Your Majesty.”

“….”

The bed was already making a slight noise before the two had even gotten to the main topic.

“Your Majesty.”

“What’s wrong?”

“It’s not right.”

“What’s not right?”

“It’s wrong.”

“How is it wrong? Where exactly is it?”

“Ah. Your Majesty, be gentler.”

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“It’s here, right?”

“Mm.”

The two were sweating all over and panting.

After much difficulty, they finally entered the main topic, and both were extremely worked up.

Emperor Jing Li was excited that he was finally a real man!

Liao Qing Qing was worked up because she wondered whether it would hurt?

The two of them were holding their breath for the first time in their lives. Just then, they heard a very soft and continuous <squirt> sound and both of them froze simultaneously.

Liao Qing Qing looked towards Emperor Jing Li.

Emperor Jing Li looked at Liao Qing Qing.

Their eyes slowly moved to one spot. They revealed a stunned expression at the same time.

Just… Just… Just… within seconds?

The author has something to say: ——

Emperor Jing Li: Let me die!

Liao Qing Qing: I wanted to die in the last chapter, while you want to die in this chapter. We’re even.

Emperor Jing Li: ….