The Domineering King of the Netherworld and His Sweetheart

304. The Most Ridiculous Corpse

Translator: 飞弹

The sand was blown about all over the sky by the wind and the corpses could be seen everywhere!

On a small mound in the distance, Feng Xi squatted on it and looked at some ants with a blade of grass in his mouth.

In front of him, two groups of people were fighting violently, and people were falling down non-stop. Blood spattered the ground. The worst thing was that they died in various of ways, including cutting off the head, cutting the body in two at the waist, chopping the body into two parts, cutting off the limbs, flaying and pulling out tendons.

Feng Xi squinted his eyes. He could almost clearly see a corpse whose four limbs had been cut off two meters away from him. His severed limbs were put on the sides of the corpse very technically, making it look like a person who had fallen to the ground, but his hands and feet were separated from his body.

This was definitely a super bad taste, right?

Speaking of which, why would Feng Xi be here? Then it had something to do with what had happened in the morning.

This time, he definitely didn’t run about. His Boss asked him to stay in the room obediently and wait for him to come back. And he indeed did like that. It was not until the waiter in the inn came to send him a basin of water that he found the barrier couldn’t be opened and the waiter also couldn’t enter. So Feng Xi had to go out to take it in person. He didn’t expect that he would get into trouble just as he left the barrier.

One man in black fell from the top of their heads, causing a huge hole on the ceiling. The poor waiter was pressed down by the man in black before he could react and fainted. The man’s hand just touched the basin held by Feng Xi and the basin was turned over and water was spilled onto the man in black.

Before Feng Xi could react, another person jumped down from above. It was a man clothed in green with a pair of washed-out eyes. When he jumped down, he raised the long blade in his hand and chopped down directly at him and the man clothed in black.

Feng Xi came to his senses and was about to enter the barrier when the man in black lying on the ground suddenly jumped up. He instantly held his arm and pulled Feng Xi away. Well, what the man in black really meant should be to save him, but Feng Xi personally felt that it would be better not to save him. At the very least, he wouldn’t have got involved into their battle. And he still had to wait for his Boss.

The man in black didn’t give him a chance to react at all. He dragged Feng Xi away and jumped out from the second floor while a big eagle flew down from the air with a shriek. Feng Xi thought that the eagle was pecking at them. It was not until it brought them into the air that Feng Xi realized it was the mount of the man in black.

Looking at the surrounding scenery constantly passing by, Feng Xi turned back stiffly and found that Heaven Gate Town was falling away and the inn was almost impossible to see. Then Feng Xi just felt that he was done for.

“Hey, guy. Are you alright?” The man in black tore a strip of cloth from the clothes on his body and used it to bandage the wound simply. In fact, there was no need to bandage such a small wound. He looked back at Feng Xi, who was transfixed and sitting motionlessly, and thought that he was injured.

Feng Xi turned to look at the man with upset eyes, “Where are you taking me?”

“Well…” The man in black didn’t understand why he looked at him so resentfully. He just rubbed his head and said, “It seems that you can’t go back for the time being. You can go to my place first!”

When they reached their destination, Feng Xi realized that his so-called “place” was actually a battlefield.

After they arrived at the battlefield, the man in green with a pair of washed-out eyes also caught up with them and jumped down from the air. Then, he directly fought with that man in black while Feng Xi squatted on the mound and watched the two of them fighting together.

He thought it would be a very boring battle, but after watching the process and the result, Feng Xi knew that his thought was actually wrong. What happened in the entire battlefield was not a boring battle. The ways of the deaths of the black clothed man’s enemies were simply wonderful. Every man in green died in a unique way, including the one with a pair of washed-out eyes.

The two of them fought for a long time, and it looked as if they were evenly matched. However, Feng Xi saw that the man in black was obviously fighting with effortless skills, as if he was making fun of the other party. It wasn’t until the other party had used all his tricks the man in black smiled and said something like “It’s my turn” as he raised his knife and cut off the four limbs of the man in green.

The limbs of the man in green which had been cut off landed in front of Feng Xi as if they had consciousness. Then the man’s body just landed in the middle of the four limbs.

However, this was not the most ridiculous thing. The most disgusting thing to Feng Xi was that that man’s little penis was cut off too. The thing just fell between the two legs.

This was absolutely a bad taste!

Feng Xi was glad that he hadn’t eaten anything in the morning or else he would have vomited all of it now.

The man in black smiled at Feng Xi whose face was distorted with disgust, and then continued to participate in the battle. No, maybe it should be called a slaughter, because the group of the men in black was really strong. Those people in green were no match of them at all, as if they were like pet cats, being teased by the men in black for a long time. Then they were killed when the men in black got tired of it.

Feng Xi really wanted to know where these psychopaths came from, because they were just competing whose trick was the most ridiculous.

Feng Xi felt that his mental endurance was so incredibly strong that he could calmly finish watching the whole process with even a blade of grass in his mouth.

“Be careful!” Right at this moment, the man clothed in black in the distance suddenly shouted at him.

Feng Xi turned his head and immediately saw a man in green slashing at him. He was surprised to find that with the strength of those people in black, they could actually rush over to save him, but they just reminded him, and then no one moved. They just watched this scene happen, but what surprised Feng Xi even more hadn’t happened yet.

The moment he turned back, Feng Xi saw a column of black turbid gas emanated from the green clothed man.

If Feng Xi’s eyes did not deceive him, the turbid gas should be the so-called evil thing. He remembered that his Boss once said that he had the remaining golden light of the Way of Heaven on his body, and the golden light could protect him from being attacked by evil things. So did that mean that the man in green couldn’t hurt him even if he didn’t dodge it?

Just as the long blade was about to hit his head, Feng Xi still dodged it because he found that he was too whimsical. It was the knife in the hands of the green clothed man that slashed at him. There was no evil things on the knife. If he really didn’t dodge it, his head would probably be chopped into two parts.

The long blade brushed past his cheek, and Feng Xi got up and kicked at the lower part of the green clothed man’s body. When he was falling to the ground, Feng Xi picked up a stick and stabbed it at him without hesitation.

The man in green probably didn’t expect Feng Xi to dodge it. He didn’t react for a moment and was knocked down by him. The man’s head fell on the ground hard first. Fortunately, he fell to the sand so it wouldn’t hurt very much. But before he could get up, he felt a strong pain from the lower part of his body, as if he would be torn apart. The man in green instantly screamed miserably.

The people who had seen this scene was stunned.

There was a stick stuck in the body of the man in green who was writhing around on the ground in agony, but soon he pulled the stick out. One end of the stick, which had been stabbed in his body, was obviously stained with blood. At this moment, the lower part of his body was still bleeding non-stop, and wherever he writhed, the places were stained with blood. Fifteen minutes later, the man in green fell silent. Judging from his weak breath, it seemed that the man was unable to be alive anymore.

Everyone looked at Feng Xi at the same time.

Feng Xi turned around silently. He didn’t expect that things would go so far. And he didn’t expect that he would stab the man in green in… well, in the asshole! When he turned around to look at him, he realized that the stick just pierced into the person’s asshole. Judging from his miserable scream, Feng Xi knew that it must be painful. Actually, he just wanted to hit him, but… perhaps his position was not right when he stabbed him.

The wind was howling and the dust and sand were blown about all over the sky.

The first person to react was the man in black who brought Feng Xi here. He walked up to Feng Xi and the smile on his face was particularly bright. He stretched out his hand to pat Feng Xi on the back heavily and laughed, “I didn’t expect that you would be so ruthless! That’s interesting!”

Feng Xi almost fell after he patted him so hard. He rolled his eyes upwards at him unhappily, “I didn’t do it on purpose.”

“Whether it was intentional or not, now the battle is over. Come and take a look. Then choose a corpse that you think is the most ridiculous.” The man in black dragged him back to the small mound and pointed at the corpses of the men in green in front of him. They were those corpses Feng Xi had seen before. Every one of them was dead in an abnormal way, and almost all of them were dismembered.

“What do you want to do?” Feng Xi asked with his eyes twitching.

“We are betting that after killing all our enemies, we will choose the most ridiculous corpse. Then the winner can ask others to do one thing,” The man in black said honestly.

“You can vote on it! Whoever wins the most votes would the winner. Isn’t it so easy?!”

“No!” The man in black immediately denied his idea.

“Why?” asked Feng Xi.

“Each of us think that the corpse killed by him should be the most ridiculous.”

Feng Xi was speechless. So that was the case. These people must only vote for themselves because everyone thought his work was the best. Then everyone would only win one vote, but… “I got it. So that’s why you brought me here, right?”

“Ha ha, you finally found it out,” the man in black laughed unashamed.

They liked to compete for it when killing people, otherwise the battle would be too boring. But because none of them could make a concession, they couldn’t have a clear winner. Later, they suggested to find an outsider and let that person choose. No matter which corpse the person chose, none could object it, so the man in black would run to Heaven Gate Town.

Feng Xi was so angry that he thought this person was trying to save him, but it turned out that he had an ulterior motive. However… “What you mean is that the corpse I choose will be the final result and none of you will object it?”

“Yes, this is to ensure fairness,” the man in black nodded.

When Feng Xi heard the answer, he smiled satisfactorily but a little cunningly, “In that case, open your eyes and see it clearly. The most ridiculous corpse is… it!”

Feng Xi suddenly turned around and pointed at the body lying quietly on the ground. It was just his masterpiece, the only complete corpse at the scene!

All the men in black was rendered speechless.