The Domestic Hero

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"What are you looking at?" Several plainclothes policemen pointedly pointed at Uncle Gun, glaring and said, "It's just you, a lot of age, you don't learn well, squat down, hold your head and squat down."

Uncle Pao had already stunned his head, and his anger started from his heart, his eyes glared, and he was about to sip.

The few blooming warblers were already scared of the flowers and crouched on the ground. One of them was kind enough to know that the uncle was drinking too much, afraid he would eat the loss in front of him, and quickly dragged him to squat down.

"And you, you squat down, foreigners?" The headed policeman stared at the bright Pope and frowned, with a slightly better attitude, "Which country?"

"The emperor is from the Holy See." The Pope Guangming drank from one side to the other, but he has cultivated an extraordinary temperament for a long time. His hand waved and his temperament was extraordinary. "Friend, this is a misunderstanding."

Ben, the emperor?

Several policemen looked at each other and looked up and down at Pope Bright. I saw that he was wearing a torn T-shirt, casually put on a pair of beach flower pants, and also had a pair of sandals on his feet. His hair was messy and full of alcohol.

"Hehehe." The policemen were happy, glanced at each other, and said, "This emperor, I am still here, this deity, have you read more online novels?"

"The deity can't be called casually." Uncle Gun added drunkly, "There are four people who are qualified to be called deities worldwide, and two of them have been suppressed in the demon prison. The World Demon Lord is a demigod-level abyss demon who attempts to invade the earth. "

A short policeman, looking up and down at Uncle Gun, said with a sneer, "Destroy the Demon Venerable? Abyss Demon? The name is so big. Don't tell me, you are one of them."

"Yes." Uncle Cannon squatted on the ground and straightened his waist bar. That demeanor, even if he was squatting, seemed to be a world-class superpower. "The deity is the only semi-godly powerhouse among humans. , Naturally qualified to be called deity. "

The police were amused, "Hahaha, one deity, one emperor, and four streaming warblers. Oh, you guys are really trendy enough to play role-playing games, it is simply playing a new height. All take away ! "

The two policemen caught up with Uncle Gun and Pope Guang, and said angrily: "Come on, two grandpas, will you still be handcuffed?"

"Don't move." Pope Guangming said with his breath, "This emperor is Pope Guangming, and you have diplomatic immunity in China."

"Yo, it turned out to be under the pope's crown." The short policeman said with a hippie smile, "It's disrespectful and disrespectful, unfortunately, don't say you are the light pope. Even if you are the **** of light, **** falls into our hands It's useless. "

"Crap, do you dare to disrespect the Father !?" Pope Guangming was a little angry, and turned to Uncle Pao, "Cao Jingluo, you have a good grasp of the spiritual belief of China."

"What do you want to catch? Let's come to this set with us." The headed policeman stood up and said seriously, "We believe in communism."

Uncle Pao also said helplessly: "Xiao Feifei, believe in freedom, and you are less preaching here."

"What should I do?" Pope Guangming had a headache and rubbed his temples. "Although this is a misunderstanding, if it spreads, my face will be lost. Otherwise, let's run away."

"Click." The handcuffs directly handcuffed the Pope of Light, and the short policeman sneered. "You are so brave enough, in front of our policeman, you dare to say about running away. Don't misunderstand. , Go back to the office and explain things clearly. "

"Dare you handcuff ..." Pope Guang was angry, his status was very lofty, no matter which country was treated with the highest standard, these policemen were too courageous.

Under the agitation, he secretly lucked, dispelled some alcohol, and cleared his mind.

But before he finished his words, Uncle Cannon hurriedly stopped him: "Xiao Feifei, don't be impulsive. They are ordinary policemen, but they are only performing their official duties. In our country, there are regulations that no strong can't Violation of national laws, otherwise you will be chased and sanctioned by the State Administration of African Affairs. If you start now and run away, call the police, arrest, and run away. It is better to go to the office according to rules Call the phone to deal with the matter, and make it clear that it will be fine. "

Uncle Pao also obviously felt the situation was wrong, and dispelled some alcohol. Those rules, that was the rules he set when he created the National African Affairs Bureau, naturally remember clearly.

But the two of them drank too much, and a lot of alcohol had already played a role in the body. It was really impossible for them to be fully awake for a while.

The Pope of Light has no choice but to cooperate honestly.

Soon, a group of people were taken to the police station to take notes one by one.

"Cao Jinglue? Not a native of Huahai? Has the temporary residence permit been obtained?"

On the desk where the transcript was taken, a young police girl looked at his ID card, and it seemed a little scornful to put her lips at the corner of the mouth. Indeed, the forty-year-old man had a beard and dregs. Temperament, but this thing is too sloppy, but also full of alcohol.

The ID card was naturally reissued later, and some important information was obviously erased. Otherwise, his "old age" in his 90s would frighten many people.

"Comrade police, I'll make a phone call." Uncle Gun said with a smile.

"After writing the transcript, hit again." The police girl glared at him angrily. "You and the foreigner are capable of recruiting four women who are out of step in one breath. Have you taken the national law into your eyes? "

"In the eyes, of course in the eyes. Comrade police, this is a misunderstanding. My friend and I just ordered a snack." Uncle Cannon looked at his mobile phone not far away, but the phone is now obvious Not under his control.

"Oh, fast food." The police girl blushed and stared at him fiercely. "Smelly rogue."

Uncle Cannon is about to cry, just this hooligan, just add a stinky character?

At this moment, the door of the transcript room was opened, and an older policeman took the interrogation paper and said, "Xiao Li, those women who have lost their feet have already recruited. It is true that these two uncles call themselves to call the prostitutes. And they As soon as I entered the door, the foreign uncle gave 10,000 yuan one by one, saying good service and rewarding. Ha ha, I ca n’t see that the two of them are enough. Fortunately, they have just started, they were blocked by us. Writing. "

The police girl cast a deep scornful look on Uncle Cannon: "Oh, what else is so quibble? It's too filthy. You can give me a honest explanation and make a good record."

Uncle Cannon looked speechless and felt a little bit distressed.

At this moment, another policeman led the Pope of Light, and he said helplessly: "Xiao Li, Officer Lu, I can't do this record. This guy is either talking nonsense or shouting to see His friend, or shut him up now, wake up and talk? "

"Don't, don't do it." Uncle Cannon hurriedly stopped, and then said with a hippie smile, "Comrades of the police, I beg to make a phone call, wait for my friend to come, and then slowly explain."

When the police girl was just about to pat the table, the older police officer Lu surnamed frowned and said, "Xiao Li, if he wants to call, let him fight."

"But police officer Lu, according to the regulations ..." The police girl's name surnamed Li's nose wrinkled, a little wronged.

Officer Lu pulled her aside and whispered left and right: "There is a foreigner in the person involved, and the other party is aggressive and may have a background. You just came to the office, too young, some people don't look at it What about him, this background may be deep. We ca n’t commit to be beaten by people, and we have to pay a smile back. "

"Hum, hold it." The police girl reluctantly threw her cell phone back to Uncle Gun. "You have to call and hurry up. Also, the evidence is not allowed to be destroyed. That is the call record of your fast food call."

"Thank you, Xiaoli, I will soon prove myself innocent." Uncle Gun took the phone, dialed a number, and said with a smile, "Hey, old Han? I was in Huahai City, and I encountered something. You need to come forward to solve it. "

Han Hongbo's phone was noisy, and he said with a throat: "Jingluo, this youth conference rematch was just over and they were pulled by Emmons to drink. By the way, Rose and Daier are here, do you want to come and play Play it? "

Uncle Gun certainly knew that they were there, but it was obvious that he would not have been caught in the net. Just kidding, if he went, the scene might explode.

Uncle Pao cleared his throat. When he was about to talk about the situation, Han Hongbo hurriedly said, "No, no. No, Emmons came to pull me. I'll hang up first. I'll talk about it later."

Dudu Dudu!

There was a busy tone over the phone.

Uncle Cannon dropped a cold sweat and dialed it again, and found that it was already in a state where it could not be reached.

"Old Cannon, what does Old Han say? How long can he come to solve this matter?" Pope Guangming asked with a frown, "The bottom-level legal workers in your country are also too bad. I have to question him geologically. . "

"Quite, he was dragged by Emmons to drink, and his cell phone was also forcibly turned off." Uncle Cannon said angrily, "Doesn't matter."

"Oh, call." As if the police girl had won the battle, she raised her brows and said, "How's the call finished? Return the evidence to me."

"Wait, I'll make another one." Uncle Cannon hurriedly shook his hand, quickly flipped through the phone book, and made a call.

Beep ~ beep ~

After a few long notes, in anticipation of Uncle Gun, the other party made a phone call, and came a series of hearty laughs saying, "Senior Cao, cool, this time is really cool."

"Shuang your sister!" Uncle Cannon couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

Of course, this call was directed to Feng Yuande, director of the East China Branch.

He is a ground snake in Huahai City.

"Senior, I never thought that we can have so many young talents in the National African Affairs Bureau that make it to the top 32." Feng Yuande said proudly, "And our East China Branch is in full bloom, occupying the top position, I'm going to go to cheer the children up in person. Without telling you more, the plane will take off immediately, I have to turn off my phone, bye ~ ha ha ha ~ "

In a series of hearty laughs, Feng Yuande hung up the phone.

Hahaha ~

Ha you a soul!

Uncle Cannon can't help but swear, what is it all about?

At this moment, the police girl smiled coldly, "What kind of phone calls are there for such a well-documented thing? I think it is better to notify the family and let the family pay the fine."

Notify family members! ?

A cold chill spread from his tail vertebrae to the back of his head.

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