The dog-licking villain only wants to live in obscurity, but the heroine doesn't follow the rou

King Tie Tuo came over carrying a mace.

Long Aotian panicked when he saw the mace.

I...I can't do it anymore...I really can't bear it anymore...I, I, I...I don't have any real energy anymore because of the magic of transfiguration and face-changing. You can't do it——!

You have a tough mouth, right!? A tough guy, right!? You haven't eaten, right!? Are you tickling...

After another attack, even King Tie Tuo was already sitting next to him panting.

Xu Xuejiao went over again: Yeah, brother Cheng Wen, tell me, yeah, I understand, I'll tell him.

Xu Xuejiao turned around: Our brother Cheng Wen said that he is an indestructible body. He has been practicing in Taishang Laojun's Bagua furnace for seventy-seven and ninety-four days! He has eaten flat peaches, drank royal wine, stolen elixirs, and eaten ginseng fruits. ! Just a broken stick like yours is like an earpick to him!

King Tietuo slapped the table: Damn! He is indeed a tough guy!

The four men gave a thumbs up together: He is indeed a tough guy!

Leng Qingqiu suddenly sneered.

Han Yue arrived: Mr. Leng, why are you laughing?

How can seventy-seven be forty-nine?

Han Yue was shocked: Is this what you care about?

After another round of output, King Tietuo himself was tired.

After sitting down, he was trembling all over: You are indeed a tough guy! No wonder you are so brave that you dare to lie to me!

Xu Xuejiao approached the unconscious Long Aotian again and pretended to whisper: Oh oh oh, okay, okay, understand, understand, I'll tell him.

Xu Xuejiao said to King Tie Tuo again: We, Mr. Lu, said that you are a sissy and have no strength at all. He also asked you if you have to take off your pants and sit on the toilet to urinate.

Not to mention others, even Lu Chengwen was shocked when he heard it inside.

Lu Chengwen, Leng Qingqiu, Han Yue and others all said in their hearts: Poison!

Xu Xuejiao hated him to death!

King Tietuo stood up this time and took a look: Miss Xu, are you sure this is what Lu Chengwen said?

Yeah, I never lie.

King Tietuo pointed at Lu Chengwen: He...can speak?

Yes, can you still speak? Long Aotian had completely passed out and was lying motionless in the corner. Everyone suspected that he had died.

At this time, Lu Chengwen looked carefully in the mirror from inside and walked out.

King Tie Tuo.

As soon as King Tie Tuo saw Long Aotian, he immediately knelt down on one knee and said, Young Master.

You are finally smart for once.

Thanks to the reminder from Master Military Advisor, I know that I have been deceived by this traitor. Fortunately, I can reflect on myself in time and try to atone for my sins.

Very good. Han Yue, bring over the contract for the shanty town project and have him sign it.

Han Yue was confused when she saw Long Aotian.

Wow, what a plot! ?

This...Mr. Leng and Long Aotian teamed up to find someone to beat Mr. Lu to death! ?

Doesn't this mean Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing conspired to murder her husband? ?

This kind of plot...wait a minute, what kind of contract does Long Aotian want me to get? Shanty contract! ?

This is all confusing!

Leng Qingqiu glanced at her: Why are you still standing there? Listen to Mr. Long.

Oh, yes, yes.

King Tie Tuo’s signature and payment were unambiguous.

Before leaving, he kept apologizing to Lu Chengwen: Mr. Long, I made a mistake before. I'm really sorry.

Okay, okay, it doesn't matter.

If you have any further instructions from now on, just call me directly. I'll leave you my phone number.

I know, I know, let's go.

Tietuo Wangxin is right!

Seeing the young master's attitude, he is no longer angry.

Sure enough, the harder he beat Lu Chengwen, the happier the young master would be.

The previous matter has been wiped out, and it is not in vain that I use my unique trick to kill that boy Lu Chengwen.

Hey!

Although it started off a bit shaky, now everything is back on track.

How am I so smart? !

King Tietuo led the people out and passed by Leng Qingqiu: Mr. Long is a god!

Leng Qingqiu forced out a smile and nodded.

Xu Xuejiao passed by and said: Master Long, the jade tree is facing the wind!

Ah, I know, I know.

Passing by Han Yue: I feel honored to cooperate with him.

Han Yue smiled awkwardly.

King Tie Tuo walked to the door: No need to send me off, goodbye.

Just as Lu Chengwen was about to speak, a beautiful figure broke through the window, picked up Long Aotian, and jumped out of the window. The girls screamed in fright.

Lu Chengwen hurried over to take a look and saw a thin wire hanging on the window sill. Needless to say, the shadow was Hua Xuening.

Lu Chengwen smiled bitterly.

The protagonist is the one who survives the disaster and survives the disaster.

Leng Qingqiu said in surprise: Brother Cheng Wen, your face...

What's wrong?

back to normal!

Lu Chengwen took out his phone and took a look. Sure enough, it was restored.

It turns out that as long as you cripple him, this magic will soon become ineffective. It's better to look at your own face.

Xu Xuejiao said excitedly: Hehe, you are really getting more and more interesting, you can even change your face. I was actually worried just now that it was true, you know? I got closer and confirmed it again and again. Several times, I saw Leng Qingqiu extremely calm, so I deliberately provoked him.

Lu Chengwen sighed.

[Haha, very good, now I have a lot of fun. 】

[A proud man like Long Aotian will definitely not die. I caused him to receive this violent beating, and I cheated him of five billion. If anyone doesn’t die, I will die. 】

[This kind of scam cannot continue forever. Sooner or later, it will be exposed one day. 】

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Lu Chengwen was very frustrated: Okay, you can just ask for your own blessings in the future. I'm very tired and I'm going home.

Hey, don't leave! We won a big victory today, let's celebrate!

I'm sorry, Xue Jiao, I'm not in the mood.

No, I feel in my heart that although Long Aotian has a strong background, I think you are much more handsome than him.

Lu Chengwen smiled bitterly: Being handsome has no purpose. Being handsome is just to complement the protagonist's role as a handsome guy. It's just for everyone's enjoyment.

Why do I sometimes not understand you at all when you speak?

It's okay if you don't understand. Let's go.

Lu Chengwen called Zhao Gang: Zhao Gang, I'm in Qianfeng, come and pick me up.

Sitting in the back seat of the business car, Lu Chengwen was not happy at all.

In order to save Leng Qingqiu once, he not only completely offended the male protagonist Long Aotian, but also caused him to be beaten to powder fractures by King Tie Tuo.

Now Leng Qingqiu and Xu Xuejiao have completely clung to him. It doesn't matter whether they cling to him or not. What matters is that they are now dead to each other and Long Aotian.

Lu Chengwen was really convinced by Long Aotian.

Stupid! You are so stupid!

You can't understand anything at all, and you still resort to using disguise skills to deceive girls! And let people know! Not successful yet!

Oh My God!

Are there any male protagonists who are dumber than you?

But then I thought, everything would have developed according to the original plot if it weren't for me.

In the final analysis, it was his constant use of what the system gave him and the special information that he had mastered that no one else in this world knew, that made Long Aotian hit the wall again and again.

As long as I live, I have to change the direction of the story in order to survive to the end.

But as long as I change the direction of the story, the protagonist will hate me, and the girl will hate him and like me, and then I won't be able to get to the end.

No solution!

There is no solution to this!

Lu Chengwen sighed: Zhao Gang, what are you thinking about if you don't drive?

At this time, the car door was opened, and Xu Xuejiao got in immediately.

What are you doing again?

Leng Qingqiu said that you took a mandarin duck bath with her, is it true?

Yes, washed, what's wrong?

Lu Chengwen said this deliberately.

Oh. Xu Xuejiao said, You two worked together to make me angry, right?

What on earth are you going to do?

Hey! Why are you always so mean to me?

I like it. That's my temper. Get off the car and go home. Don't run out all the time.

Hey! I've been helping you in everything these days. Every time you need me, you ask me to cooperate. When you don't need me, you ask me to get out! Do you know that I will be sad?

Oh? Are you going to be sad? Lu Chengwen clapped his hands: Then go home quickly and be sad slowly.

Lu Chengwen opened the car door: Get out of the car.

Xu Xuejiao sat on the boss's chair next to her, crossed her shoulders and crossed her legs: I won't get down.

Lu Chengwen was irritated: Get off the car!

I won't do it! I found that you are a very perverted person, sometimes good and sometimes bad. Are you just toying with me on purpose?

I'm going to die, do you understand? I've blocked my own way of life for Leng Qingqiu! Just think of me as begging you, okay? If you stick to me every day, I really have no way to survive! Get out of the car, sister !”

Xu Xuejiao looked at Lu Chengwen: Okay! How dare you do this to me!

Haha. How is it?

Xu Xuejiao sat on the boss's chair by the door, crossed her legs and said, Indecent assault, rape. Indecent assault, rape! Lu Chengwen, indecent assault! Rape!

Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and quickly closed the car door: Sister, how can you be such a person? This... Such words just come out of your mouth?

Yes! I'm very rebellious, don't you know?

Lu Chengwen was sweating on his forehead: You...you are a girl, please don't always say those bad words about tigers and wolves, okay? When you went to trick Long Aotian, you just said things like sitting down and peeing. Please pay attention to the impact, okay? good?

Xu Xuejiao suddenly acted pitifully: Do you hate me very much?

Lu Chengwen said depressedly: That's not true, but we haven't contacted each other for several years, and you are so annoyed when you see me. You can't just cling to me just because I have done some good things in the past two days, right? This is illogical, sister!”

Xu Xuejiao smiled again: Okay! In this way, you drink with me and get me drunk. From now on, I will never stick to you again.

You are really sick!

Xu Xuejiao lowered the car window: Indecent assault! Rape! Indecent assault...

Lu Chengwen quickly closed the car window: Drink, drink, walk, walk, I'll give it a go!

The two of them secretly lurked home. Lu Chengwen prepared some food on his small balcony and asked Zhao Gang to bring some good wine. The two of them picked up the wine glasses.

Lu Chengwen said: As promised, I can drink better than you, so don't bother me in the future!

a man of his words.

cheers!

Three hours later.

Lu Chengwen couldn't stop laughing, Xu Xuejiao sat in Lu Chengwen's arms, hugged Lu Chengwen's neck with one hand, and held the wine bottle in the other: ...my father and mother thought I was a good girl, hahaha! In fact, they don't know , I have a tattoo!”

Really or not? I can't see it!

Of course you can't see it! It's tattooed in a very secret place!

Hahaha, how secretive is that?

You want to see it?

think.

I won't show it to you! Haha!

Lu Chengwen held the wine glass: That Long Aotian, what the hell does he have? If he is not the protagonist, I will kill him and me in minutes!

You're much more handsome than him.

Of course, I'm the villain! The villains are all handsome guys, and they all do it to satisfy everyone's desire for revenge against rich and handsome guys!

Hahaha, cheers! If you can drink better than me, I will show you my tattoo!

Oh? Lu Chengwen's face turned red and he smiled seductively: It's a deal!

…

Early the next morning.

Lu Chengwen felt like he had a splitting headache.

He rubbed his head and sat up. He felt something was wrong. He glanced back to the side and suddenly wanted to die.

Xu Xuejiao's beautiful body is spread out, with a velvet blanket sandwiched between her two beautiful legs, which is very tempting.

【Damn it! Come again! ? How much did I drink? ! 】