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The old lady is not tall, but she looks quite majestic as she takes a few steps back and forth here.

The first round, talent competition!

Pan Meifeng said solemnly: As the saying goes, what you are born with cannot be repaired. Everyone has the dinner that suits them best. Live in an unruly manner, it depends on your luck.

Lu Chengwen was a little nervous when he mentioned this.

One of these two has a domineering aura, and neither of them has the weird true energy in the heavenly spectrum. They must both be the favored sons of heaven!

Besides, they are all male protagonists, so of course they are all about pulling cool cocks to the sky!

What about yourself? Is it considered a talent for a delivery boy to be good at running yellow lights to speed up food delivery?

Qi Meishao was very excited: Okay! Now the young master will definitely win!

Luo Shiyin looked at the innocent Qi Meishao and felt that she was so innocent.

I don’t even dare to say this now, but you really dare to think it.

What's wrong? Qi Meishao said, Don't worry, the young master's talent is unrivaled in the world, and his domineering Qi, the first of the four Qi, will definitely win.

Luo Shiyin nodded and said calmly: Just watch.

Zhao Ritian was obviously very confident: Senior, how do you test talent?

Pan Meifeng said: I have a unique skill. I will teach it to you. Whoever can practice it will have talent.

Hahahaha! Zhao Ritian looked up to the sky and smiled: Senior! I'm not the only junior to boast. When it comes to talent, in the whole world, I dare say there is no one better than me!

I studied literature at the age of three, martial arts at the age of four, and my chest was broken when I was five...

Pan Meifeng frowned: Five years old?

That's right! Zhao Ritian kept his chest: It took me half a year to get better! But I can bear it! With all my talents, I can be said to be invincible!

Pan Meifeng rolled her eyes.

Long Aotian smiled very gracefully and confidently. He laughed loudly, took two steps, cupped his fists and raised his hands:

Brother Ritian! When it comes to talent, I, Long Aotian, have never conquered anyone!

Oh? Tell me?

Okay! Long Aotian said: I have had the spirit of a king since I was a child. I have been taught by my adoptive father for many years. At the age of only eighteen, I broke through the upper four gates and led the border officers to guard the border! I have experienced countless battles, big and small, and made hundreds of contributions. The rest of the time, I received a room full of certificates and trophies, and won the title of one of the top ten outstanding youths of the Southern Xinjiang Army for five consecutive years!

Won the Best Male Fighter Award for four consecutive years!

Won the Best Commander Award for three consecutive years!

“Won the Person of the Year Award for two consecutive years!”

One year in a row...

Pan Meifeng interrupted impatiently: You've been shitting for a year!

Yes! Long Aotian said: What this junior means is that that year, I won the Quarterly Popular Lover Award four times!

Long Aotian was very proud: I don't dare say it's a competition with other people, but talent? Hahaha! I've never lost!

Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen: Xiao Luzi, do you want to brag about it too?

Ah? Lu Chengwen scratched his head and said, I...still...still...

Hmph! He's mumbling and hesitating, he doesn't know what he's talking about. As a seven-foot man, he has no confidence at all!

Lu Chengwen was embarrassed: Yes, that's what senior taught me.

Pan Meifeng looked at the three young heroes with a deadly serious expression on her face.

Everyone shakes their head, full of confidence, hum! Let me tell you, I am a person who values ​​fairness, notarization, and openness the most!

None of you should try to play tricks. If you want to win the meteorite ice crystal, you have to rely on your own true ability and your own performance! You'd better not try to be clever in front of me, otherwise, not only will I not give you the meteorite ice crystal, but I will also beat you up. , destroy your cultivation! Lest you go out and embarrass that old boy Huntian Gang in the future!

Zhao Ritian raised his hand: Senior, I am not a disciple of Huntian Gang! My master's name is...

Isn't it great that you have many masters?

No, it's not...

Master is not Huntian Gang, so he can throw away their people?

No, I didn't...

Look at you, you have a dog-like head, a lewd look, disheveled hair, and a dog-like appearance!

The more Pan Meifeng scolded, the angrier she became: If you can't practice kung fu in a while, I'll slap you to death!

Zhao Ritian lowered his head in embarrassment and remained silent.

Long Aotian smiled and said: Senior, calm down, actually...

And you! Pan Meifeng used a wooden stick to hit Long Aotian's ribs:

You are the eldest disciple of Huntian Gang. With such little ability, how can you go out and make a living in the world?

Zhao Ritian was holding back a smile.

Pan Meifeng slashed with her big stick and pointed at Zhao Ritian: You can't beat such a stupid young man and a big fool. Don't say you are Hun Tiangang's disciple when you go out! It's so embarrassing!

Long Aotian lowered his head, thinking that it would be wrong for me to fart.

Pan Meifeng was still not happy and continued to use the stick to punch Long Aotian's ribs: Be smarter for me later! Study hard! Make progress every day! Don't stay all day long without understanding anything! You're a piece of shit! You're a donkey ball!

Pan Meifeng saw that Long Aotian was still hiding from her stick: Oh? You still dare to hide? Try hiding again? I will fight you! I will fight you! I will fight you!

Long Aotian could only hold on.

Lu Chengwen finished reading it!

The old lady is getting angrier and angrier as she talks. Her relationship has not gone well for most of her life, which has made her mentally unstable!

Pan Meifeng walked up to Lu Chengwen, already so angry that her nose was puffing.

Lu Chengwen smiled: Master's wife.

Pan Meifeng was stunned and blushed!

You...you brat! Who do you call Master's Wife? You...you hate you!

Pan Meifeng stamped her foot: No more... no! It's annoying! You are the most annoying, I tell you!

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Zhao Ritian and Long Aotianxin asked what was going on! ?

What's happening here! ?

Just saying Master's wife makes me happy! ?

Oh My God! She's acting like a little girl!

Long Aotian stamped his foot and said to himself: Why didn't I think of that! ? I'm stupid!

No matter how hard she suppressed it, the old lady couldn't suppress her smile. In the end, she covered her face and laughed for a long time. Finally, she shyly showed half of her face and pretended to be unhappy: You make me angry again!

Zhao Ritian leaned over and said, No, Lu Chengwen, you are really a bit...

The old lady hit him on the head with a stick: What's the matter with you?

No, he's cheating, he's flattering...

I like to hear it! The old lady gave him another stick.

Zhao Ritianxin said that I really was... Isn't this too outrageous?

We promised to be fair, just and open! ?

And I couldn’t dodge this old lady’s casual stick! How weird!

Besides, the location of the hit was where Lu Chengwen hit the tree yesterday. It really hurt!

Lu Chengwen leaned forward shamelessly: Master's wife...

Pan Meifeng glared: Are you still screaming? Still screaming?

Lu Chengwen felt aggrieved: Then I will call you or not, you are also our mistress!

Pan Meifeng smiled and pursed her lips: I hate glib boys the most, let me tell you.

Then he said gently: Go and wait over there.

Hey, Master, please slow down and don't get angry with them, oh!

I know, annoying.

Long Aotian also came over: Master's wife, actually I...

Pan Meifeng said angrily: Get out of here! Stand back! Did I let you speak!?

Long Aotianxin said what is this! This is what! ?

This is more like my master than my master!

You leave it here and I leave it here! ?

We both came from the same school! I'm still a senior brother!

Open the door, great disciple!

Don't I scream sweeter than him?

Zhao Ritian rubbed the big bump on his head and approached Long Aotian: What's going on!? What the hell is your junior brother?

Long Aotian said gloomily: He used to be a licker, and he is extremely talented in this area. Damn it. Hit him with a gun.

Zhao Ritian was surprised: Do licking dogs have their own stage? We won't let a licking dog play with us, right?

Oh, I have been played by him more than once. I hope this old lady will be fair.

Pan Meifeng said: The three of you draw lots and come to the cave one by one. I will teach you the exercises. If you learn them, you will win.

Zhao Ritian was the first one. Within two minutes of entering, he started shouting:

Senior, please forgive me! I was wrong! I surrender! I lose! Don't, don't, don't, you can't practice this thing...

Pan Meifeng said angrily: Trash! The bullshit is so loud, but at the critical moment, it turns out to be bullshit! You can't even practice the first move, get out of here!

boom--!

Zhao Ritian flew out!

He flew directly to the big tree and hit the big tree. Before he could hit the ground, a mouthful of blood spurted out. He lay on the ground for a long time and couldn't get up.

Holy shit! Lu Chengwen walked over and circled around Zhao Ritian: Isn't it? Learn a skill, how did you end up like this? Hey, aren't you very talented? What on earth did you see?

Zhao Ritian raised his head with difficulty: You will know when you go in...

Long Aotian was still in a daze, shouting from inside: Long Aotian! It's your turn!

Long Aotian went in cautiously, and he was convinced even within a minute.

I won't practice anymore. I won't practice anymore, Master! I'll admit defeat too! I'll admit defeat too!

Zhao Ritian, who was lying down below, quickly moved to the side with difficulty. Sure enough, with a bang, Long Aotian also flew out, fell on the big tree, spit out a mouthful of old blood, and lay down where Zhao Ritian had just lay down.

Zhao Ritian kindly reminded: Lie down for a while and then move to the side to make room for Lu Chengwen.

Long Aotian said with difficulty: I know, please slow down first...

Lu Chengwen was even more scared.

What a weird technique that can make these two guys at the top in terms of talent panic so much! ?

Xiao Luzi, it's your turn, come in.

Oh, I'm here, Master Wife.

Qi Meishao and Luo Shiyin rushed over, and Long Aotian quickly said: Don't move! It's broken!

The two beauties looked at each other and wondered why this old woman was so cruel!

Qi Meishaowei: Young Master, what's going on? There's no way you can lose in a competition with talent!

Long Aotian saw that Lu Chengwen had already entered: Help me, lean on the side, Lu Chengwen is about to come out.

Helped to the side, Zhao Ritian over there was already laughing: We are so miserable, Lu Chengwen may be beaten to death! Hahaha!

Luo Shiyin looked at him angrily: Shut up! I was beaten and I made fun of others!

Long Aotian also smiled and said: The technique she taught, the first form: if you want to practice this technique, you must first go to the palace, hahaha, no one can practice it.

Luo Shiyin was shocked and looked towards the cave: Lu Chengwen! You...come out!

Long Aotian was surprised and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: Are you so nervous?

Ah I……

Qi Meishao's eyes flashed with sadness.

She seemed to realize something.

However, Lu Chengwen never came out!

A long time passed without any sound.

The world seemed to have stopped, and Luo Shiyin was like an ant on a hot pot.

This dead head! You wouldn’t really do it just for a set of exercises...

Isn't that outrageous? !

Have you thought about your own future? Have you considered me? ?

What should I do if I get poisoned again?

After a long time, Lu Chengwen's smile came from inside: Yeah! I understand! Hahaha! I can practice! Ahhahaha...

Luo Shiyin sat down on the ground and blurted out: It's over.

Zhao Ritian looked at Luo Shiyin: Your woman?

Long Aotian also looked at Luo Shiyin: I... am, right?