The Divine Hunter

Chapter 57: Meet again in the bathhouse

  Chapter 57 Meeting again in the bathhouse

   "Call—comfortable—"

Roy leaned against the marble bath with his upper body naked in the boiling water vapor, closed his eyes and slumbered.

  The climate of Tanshan Mountain is severely cold, but there is no shortage of coal and wood for fire, and there is no shortage of water, so the bathhouse is open all night.

  The blacksmiths, guards, and mine workers at Carbon Mountain usually take a hot bath after a day of work to wash away dirt and sweat and relieve fatigue.

  At eight or nine o'clock in the morning at this time, in broad daylight, in the bathhouse that was large enough to accommodate hundreds of people, except for the outsider Roy, there were only a few dwarves who had completed the night shift.

  Wrapped in bath towels, most of them have raised belly, strong arms, and thick black body hair on their chests. If they don’t look at their faces, they are somewhat similar to apes.

  And Roy, this alien skin is smooth, the hair is not developed at all, and the complexion is much whiter than the generally dark dwarf.

  This caused the few bathing dwarves to glance at him from time to time. If he hadn't known that the dwarves were all natural "straight men of steel", Roy would have escaped, but he subconsciously wrapped his towel tightly and raised his ears.

  Two dwarves sitting opposite him pointed and pointed, and kept whispering, "This child is a human? No chest hair on his chest, no beautiful beard on his chin, no trace of masculinity... ugly."

  He stroked his beard floating on the water quite contentedly.

  "Aren't human men all hairless chickens? It's impossible for us women to look at them. But brothers can't take it lightly. They have never stopped coveting dwarf women, and they must not be allowed to succeed!"

   "Enough, give me respect! A bunch of idiots, want to go to the prison and blow the cold wind? He is a distinguished guest of the elder."

  ...

  Roy had a strange expression on his face.

  He is a human male with a normal aesthetic view, how could he be interested in a female dwarf with a thick beard and a strong body. It's possible to change to a female warlock.

"It seems that the rumors are true. Dwarf men have inexplicable persecution delusions, and they are always worried that their women will be kidnapped by'evil' aliens. This should have something to do with their extremely low fertility rate. Dwarf women who breed offspring. For the ancient races of Carbon Mountain, it is also a precious'resource'."

   Thinking wildly, Roy secretly looked at a few dwarves from the corner of his eye from time to time. He couldn't stare straight at him, and it would be miserable if he was misunderstood.

  The dwarves on the opposite side all have strong buttocks, a strong five-short figure, elephant legs, and Kong Wu’s powerful shoulders... The dwarves are not tall, but they have strong capital...

  "Who on earth will Lu Shoujing give the imprint?" He looked at the corner of his eye for a few minutes, then shook his head uncomfortably, "Look again, sooner or later, my eyes will be blinded. I have to rest for a while."

  If admiring beautiful women is a kind of enjoyment, then facing a group of dwarf men in the bathhouse is a kind of spiritual torture.

   After soaking for almost an hour, Roy felt a gust of wind coming from the entrance behind him, and a series of "takta" footsteps rang.

  The next scene makes him really can't bear to look directly at it.

   "Bar...Barnett, you...you stupid donkey, why...how do you get fat again...fat, sooner or later...sooner or later you will become...pigs!"

   "Bernie, the low-powered boy, provokes the great Carbon Mountain Shield, dare not to have a fair duel!"

   "Bold! No matter how stupid Bernie is, our brothers can scold him. What qualifications do you have? You are going to die!"

  The "Humah Lala" bath towel slipped, and the dwarf men on both sides bumped into a ball, the pectoralis major muscles against the pectoralis major muscles, the forehead against the forehead,...

   "You are the primal low-energy child who was carried back from the bear's den by Aunt Markey!"

  "From the chrysanthemum of the squirrel...it came out...Xiaodou Ding!"

  "Every night I go to the herd...to spoil...the hungry man of the elk!"

   "Big idiot!"

   "Huh..." Bernie was out of breath and wiped the sweat from his forehead. When he turned his head by accident, his pupils shrank into a line.

   "Old... Boss... This guy has a good back view... Very familiar..."

   And Roy listened to the familiar stammering tone, and a cold sweat leaked out of his forehead. He was so unlucky that he was blocked in the bathroom.

  Suddenly closed her eyes tightly and quickly dived into the water with her back against the edge of the bath.

  The sound of footsteps stopped behind him, and he felt the waves rippling over his head.

   "Pop..." Water splashed everywhere, and a strong body stepped into the bath.

  Big tongue Bernie pulled him out of the water excitedly, staring, "It's... it's you!"

   "Acknowledge the wrong person, brother."

   "Huh...huh..." Bernie flushed with excitement and he couldn't speak.

   "Okay, stop teasing Bernie." In a weird tone, Roy's crossbow hand, Gen Dahlberg, who had stolen the weapon from Roy, also stepped into the bath with his two brothers.

  In an instant, four dwarves surrounded him tightly, front and back, four pairs of **** and white eyes staring at him without blinking, and their noses kept panting.

   "Barnett, keep your account first, and then calculate it next time!" The dwarf yelled at the guy who was confronting just now.

   "Be scared, bastard!"

  "Too lazy to care about you!"

  ...

  In fact, the four dwarves who woke up found that they were sleeping in a pile with their companions mouth-to-mouth, and they were shocked and quickly checked their bodies. What a shame!

  They also don’t care about playing with their companions.

   "Roy, your name is Roy, right? We treat you like friends. Should I explain what happened yesterday?"

  The young man squeezed out a smile and changed the subject, “Just now, the four of you were brave. The mobs on the opposite side are not your opponents. If you don’t run away, you will definitely be fainted by a few curses.”

   "Huh! Forget it...you have some knowledge!"

   "Little brother, don't think that you are a distinguished guest of the elder and you can do whatever you want." Reagan waved his hand to stop the restless brother.

"The bottle of wine tastes good, it just adds special ingredients. Don't worry about it, after all, it is a genuine 50-year-old Mahakan spirit." Reagan licked his tongue, seemingly still aftertaste the taste of the drink. But you must return the crossbow! It is a gift left by my elder brother. It is of great significance. You can't use your small arms and thin legs."

  "Brother Reagan, it is a pity that you have lost a precious gift, but the thing is not with me. If you don’t believe it, just search it and go to the bedroom."

  Reagan was silent.

   "Old... Boss, I can't swallow... this... this breath."

   "Or put him on the head and beat him up!"

  Roy moved his lips, wondering whether he should return the weapon. Reagan's words were so meaningful that he made him apologize a little bit.

   "Little brother, it seems that you are determined to hack my "heart and liver baby"." Reagan took a handful of hot water and spilled it on his furry arm. "Then follow Tanshan's old rules?"

  "Carbon Mountain's old rules?"

   "Gwent, weapons, fine wine... Tanshan people have a good heart, as long as there are problems that cannot be solved by dialogue, they will come to three games." Reagan said, "Three games and two wins determine the ownership of the crossbow."

  "Do you mean heads-up?" Roy changed his attention.

  No marks were found on these guys, they are undoubtedly "innocent", and they have a good relationship with them. He is too inefficient to stay in the bathhouse alone, it would be better to find a few helpers.

  But his eyes swept over the four bare dwarves, but they were a little faint.

   "That said things really belong to you." Reagan smiled heartily, "rest assured, you won't be singled out by four people. Tanshan people disdain to bully outsiders. We only send one to compare with you in each round, for a total of three rounds."

   "If you don't mind, start right now... in a warm bath, suitable for playing cards."

   "Pop!" A pair of delicate cards was thrown on the marble edge of the bath. Roy smiled, his face was excited, and the other party took the initiative to send it to the door, so he didn't need to be polite.

   "Gwent card, I haven't been afraid of anyone, come here!"

   Reagan and his dwarf brother looked at each other with strange expressions.

   "Dulu, go back to get the chessboard right away! Diff, brothers' face depends on you. Think about how you usually win money, this time give me him win underwear and don’t leave it!"

  (End of this chapter)

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