The Days of Living in a Love Apartment

"boom!"

When the thirty-eighth draft of the suicide note had already been drawn up in his mind, the wall behind him was directly knocked open like a blast.

Gravel splashes.

"Cough, cough.. You are artificially retarded, so you can't rely on it? How many monsters have you chased?" Teacher Zeng's voice full of resentment sounded, "Last time, the pig's head was so iron that it almost killed you. The shell was smashed and you forgot, didn't you?"

"Uh..." The ball sighed for a while, "Didn't we also gain something along the way?"

"Harvest!" Teacher Zeng was annoyed, and went up to give it a few jio, "What kind of armor is so rotten, can it be considered a harvest?"

"You two like them very much! Isn't that right, sister?"

"Yes, Qiuqiu!" The two sisters raised their delicate arms very happily and lit up the rings on their arms.

Uncle's!

Teacher Zeng is powerless to complain now, what the hell, his two goddaughters are so simple, he even gave this artificial mental retardation such a nickname...

"Okay, Zeng Xiaoxian, you were the one who screamed the most!" Yifei also got out of the ball, fanned the dust in front of her, coughed twice, and said.

Teacher Zeng blushed, "What is screaming? That is encouragement! I encourage you not to give up hope!"

"It's very hopeless to be with you!" Yoyo spit out.

"Ah! 857"

Guan Gu suddenly let out a short exclamation.

Several people looked away.

He was tied to the chair, with an exploding head, a big black face, and an unknown object that seemed to be a rope wrapped around his body, and he stared at him.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Teacher Zeng screamed, and one accelerated into the ball, "Run the ball! There are cannibals here!"

Zhang Wei shook his head. The sound of the ball rushing in just now was so loud that it made his ears ring a little. "It's me! Quickly help me untie it!"

"?" Why is this voice a little familiar?

Guan Gu, who shrank back several steps, cautiously leaned forward again, and whispered, "Zhang Wei?"

"Yeah! Who else can I have? Hurry up! It's uncomfortable to die..."

The two sisters also got together, looked at Zhang Wei and giggled, "Dad Hei, how did you become like this?"

Zhang Wei struggled for a while. The older the two sisters grew up, the more skinny they became. Now they call the little friends by themselves. Although it fits the actual situation, it is easy to make people laugh or cry.

"It's hard to say a word!" Zhang Wei sighed and rolled his eyes terrifyingly, "Be careful when you solve it, this thing just passed electricity!".

Text Chapter [-] That

"power ups?"

A few people were stunned for a moment, and then looked at the room suspiciously, "This... won't be a prison cell?"

Zhang Wei nodded.

The boys looked at him sympathetically.

Zhang Wei shook his chair vigorously, "Enough is enough! Am I still alive! Don't look at me like I'm dead!"

"You are still alive through electricity?" Teacher Zeng gave Zhang Wei a shot, "Yes, you, this vitality is comparable to Xiaoqiang!"

Zhang Wei was speechless. Are you complimenting him?Why does it sound so awkward...

While talking, Guan Gu and Teacher Zeng had already untied the rope on his body, Zhang Wei struggled twice, stretched the rope, stood up and jumped in place.

"Hmm! The body parts are intact!"

Zhang Wei muttered a few words, turned to look at his friends, was about to speak, but found that they were all staring at his back with straight eyes.

"What are you doing?"

"Zhang Wei..." Guan Gu covered his eyes, as if he couldn't bear to look directly, "You... your dressing taste is getting better and better now!"

"What do you mean?" Zhang Wei didn't understand, didn't everyone dress the same?

"This SpongeBob SquarePants matches you so well..." Teacher Zeng couldn't help but pointed at his buttocks and laughed.

"Fuck!" Zhang Wei hurriedly covered his back and turned around, he forgot about this! "You can't focus on anything else, like if I'm injured or something?"

"Okay!" Teacher Zeng rolled his eyes, "You know you're not injured by the way you look alive, oh yes!"

Teacher Zeng suddenly thought of something, "Artificial mental retardation, take that out!"

The ball was silent for a while, then stretched out the mechanical hand, groped for a while in his body, and clipped out a skirt-like thing.

Zhang Wei's face darkened, "Are these pants?"

"At least it looks much better than your SpongeBob SquarePants with big hole pants"?" Teacher Zeng touched the battle dress, "Put it on, just enough to cover it up! Besides, it's so handsome! We've all worn it, hey! "

Zhang Wei looked over and found that there was a ring-shaped thing on Yifei's neck. After watching her struggle for a while, he said hesitantly, "That Yifei, I want to ask you something..."

"You said it!" Yi Fei waved his hand and asked casually.

"Don't you feel suffocated wearing this?"