The Days I Clear Escape Games Pretending to be an NPC

Saman glanced at the crowd, wiped the blood from the giant sword on his clothes, and stepped into the room, the door closed automatically.

He also suffered some injuries and needs to be bandaged as soon as possible. Fortunately, the identity is a demon, and it will recover in half a day at most.

When the door closes, the world is divided into two sides. Several players saw the changed house number and the NPC's reaction, and they were immediately inspired.

Listening to the voice outside, Saman knew that those players must have gone to look for candidates.

He did nothing and continued to bandage the wound with strips of cloth.

No matter what the initiative is, it is usually the first person who benefits the most. He can win this NPC, on the one hand, he is fully prepared, on the other hand, his opponent underestimates the enemy.

But after his incident, NPCs have been prepared in their hearts, they will not easily become the player's trophy, but it is easy to kill the player.

As Saman thought, several players challenged the NPC after that, only one succeeded, and the others became the bones of failure on the road to success.

These high-end players have several life-saving skills in their hands, but the ability of the local demon is obviously more comprehensive and powerful.

After seeing the strength of these monsters, the players are more cautious, and they will not shoot without certainty of victory.

Ren Yifei, who was in front of the hall, didn't know about it until later.

Someone from the back came to report, saying that there were several previously unknown monsters, two of them defeated the big monster, took the room, and the others failed.

Because of their admiration for their courage to leapfrog the challenge, the bones of these losers were not sent to the kitchen, they were thrown directly into the Nether - it seems not much better.

A sudden challenge from a low-level demon? After a little thought, I knew what was going on.

It is brave to seek wealth and risk, and there are indeed some differences between mid-end players and low-end players. The other monsters were discussing the rising generation, and Ren Yifei held the teacup and listened carefully.

These monsters are sharper than the NPCs they have met before. Fortunately, the original owner has been in retreat for a hundred years, and it is not surprising that his temperament has changed.

In addition, the original owner is a person with a temperament that is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and the operation space is relatively large, so Ren Yifei can still sit and drink tea steadily, and he does not need to participate too enthusiastically.

Because of the unanimous opposition of the demons, the human head poles outside have been withdrawn, and Ren Yifei's adventure this time has finally escaped danger.

The original owner is indeed a big demon with great power to speak. There are advantages and disadvantages to this matter.

The conversation about humans is not over yet.

Everyone was very unhappy when the demon's banquet was mixed in. No matter how glamorous they look, these are demons in the end, without the three views of human beings, and are born with the temperament of beasts.

If it upsets them, eat it.

So now these people are arguing about a hundred ways humans eat.

This one likes to eat raw, bloody, preferably with a human on the sidelines, and meat that dies of fear is always especially delicious.

That baby who likes to eat tender, unborn baby has soft bones all over his body, so he doesn't need to spit it out.

Monsters have to love to eat people, which is probably the basic setting of this dungeon.

Skulls are used to make candles and corpse oil to light lamps. These monsters are eager to discuss the eighteen eating of human beings, just as people are eager to discuss the eating methods of various animals, and the history is always surprisingly similar.

As a human being, Ren Yifei felt a little disgusting instinctively. He took a sip of tea and pressed his stomach to roll.

"The girl's meat is tender and the taste is just right."

"Baby meat is the most tender and has a milky aroma."

The two groups of demons were arguing and stalemate. A demon with horns turned his attention to Ren Yifei, who had never spoken: "Which one do you think is tender and delicious?"

Ren Yifei paused with his hand holding the cup: "You ask me?"

Ask a red-crowned crane that only eats fish, shells and aquatic plants which kind of human flesh is delicious?

Is this looking for something?

"I heard people say that He-Jun doesn't eat people. Since he is a demon, how can he not eat people?" The bull-horned demon said to himself, "I don't know which meat He-Jun wants to eat? If you want to eat it, I will send someone to fetch it immediately. Make sure He Jun is satisfied."

Ren Yifei stared at him for a while.

Sure, he did it on purpose, he was here to find trouble.

Coincidentally, the demon with eye shadow was also there, and he interjected: "Brother Niu, this is yours, isn't it, Hejun eats grass, I'm waiting to eat meat, why do you force a grass eater to eat meat? I'm afraid this little The belly of a bird can't digest it."

Ren Yifei looked at the horn demon, then looked at the eye shadow demon, and finally said, "I don't know which is delicious between a girl's meat and a baby's meat, but I know a kind of meat that is regarded as the best."

"What meat?" the horn demon asked.

"The calf that has just been born, if it is a cow, is raised in the stall, fed daily with the best forage and a little wine, and washed and rubbed the next day.

"If it is a bull, it is necessary to cut off the root of troubles, so as not to cause the meat to be stinky due to personnel affairs, and then carefully raise it as above."

"Who are you going to castrate?"

Hearing this, the bull-horned demon went berserk, and was held tightly by other demons, and covered his mouth: "Calm down, I didn't say you."

The claws were scratching desperately ten centimeters in front of him, but Ren Yifei didn't even move his eyebrows, his voice was not hurried or slow, and then he said: "If you raise it to three years old, you can slaughter it neatly, hang it for a day to remove the blood and water, and you can eat it. ."

"It is said that the meat is extremely tender and delicious, and the fat is scattered in the red meat, like snowflakes, and it tastes like milk.

"If you want, I have a recipe here. I cut the beef tenderloin, cut it two finger thick, marinated it in spices for a quarter of an hour, fry it with meat, take it out when both sides are browned, pour it over and cook it well The sauce, one bite, the gravy is rich, the texture is tender, and the world is delicious."

The bull-horned demon was furious, but this was obviously the home of fans, and he was dragged away with his mouth covered.

As soon as the eye shadow demon opened his mouth, Ren Yifei asked him, "I still have a recipe for roasting peacocks, do you too?"

The eye shadow demon also exploded.

Oh Huo, he is really a peacock, so I will call him a peacock from now on.

The two demons were bombed one after another, and all the demons thought He Jun was in a bad mood, so they stopped coming forward.

Ren Yifei just happened to be clean, he blew the tea leaves in the pottery cup, and with this fighting power, he was too embarrassed to hold it. If it wasn't for the original owner's design, he could scold them and cry.

But before I knew it, I was really hungry.

He thought about all kinds of human delicacies, from crispy roast duck all the way to Dongpo meat, marinated and cooked with honey, sugar, salt, sauce, and various seasonings, fried and steamed.

It's almost winter in the deserted corner, and the weather on the wasteland is good.

"Ah!" The bird demon sneezed.

"Oh." Ye She demon also shivered.

The companions all laughed at them: "I don't know which beauty you are thinking of, your body is shaking?"

"I don't know why, just now I had the feeling that my blood was cut open and baked with charcoal fire." The big demon touched his thick arm.

"Me too." The bird demon had lingering fears.

Ren Yifei:  …

Ah, the sunset is so beautiful.

After that, Ren Yifei felt calm when he listened to the demons discussing which piece of human flesh is delicious.

He was even in the mood to enjoy the sunset while drinking tea.

The orange-red sunset is like the yolk of a runny salted duck egg, the golden oil dyes the edges of the egg whites, a carriage... carriage?

I saw two flying horses with wings pulling a golden car out of the clouds. From Ren Yifei's angle, the golden car seat seemed to hold a splendid sunset.

what is that?

He watched the flying carriage run away.

When it was completely dark, the maid lit the lamp.

The lights in Tingyun Pavilion are like a forked tree canopy, one has twenty or thirty forks, and each fork is an oil lamp, and the orange-yellow flame illuminates the room brightly.

A very light sweet fragrance wafts out.

If you are so particular, do you still light an aromatherapy oil lamp?

Ren Yifei took another sniff, his face changed slightly, the scent was not right, and he felt a little dizzy. and……

He looked into the dark.

bang bang.

bang bang.

After the lights were lit, this beautiful house seemed to have another life, Ren Yifei couldn't tell what it was, but felt that the whole house 'moved', like a heart beating, no longer a lifeless death. thing.

A dank stench came from the dark part of the house.

"Sir, the banquet has begun, please move." The black-hatted old man suddenly came to the front court and invited Ren Yifei to the banquet, and other maids were holding other demons.

Ren Yifei was amazed by the strange smell of the house. Hearing this, he put down the pottery cup in his hand and looked up outside.

He didn't know what time it was, the sky outside was already dark, and only the stars were twinkling.

Looking at the stars on the cloud layer, the stars also shine exceptionally, and they are not one or two, nor one hundred or two hundred, but a large piece, which appears in front of the eyes without being blocked, as if it can be picked easily. The next one will come.

"The master knows that the adult is happy to travel in the starry night, and specially asked someone to prepare a cloud car. If you like it, you can ask the little one at any time, and the little one will prepare it for you."

As soon as he heard this 'master', Ren Yifei's brows were reflexively wrinkled, as if all his good moods had been destroyed: This junior brother knows the original master too well, it's a big trouble.

The little old man in black hat realized that he had done something bad with good intentions, and immediately shut his mouth.

"Cloud car?"

"Yes, do you want to use it now?"

He wanted to ask if it was the carriage that just flew into the sky, but he was worried that this was the common sense of the demons. He asked it strangely and shut his mouth.

"No need now, when I'm in the mood." He stood up, "Let's go."

Walking on the brightly lit corridor with oil lamps on both sides, Ren Yifei did not feel any warmth.

For a moment, the road in front of him became distorted, and the distance was dark.

But after looking back, the promenade is still the promenade.

At the same time, all the big demons who are qualified to attend the banquet have been invited to the banquet, including the players who defeated the NPCs.

The other players wanted to follow, but the maid reached out to stop them.

The maids who had mixed with many players during the day were gone. This was a new batch.

They smiled and covered the corners of their lips with their sleeves, but their eyes were black and shining: "Please stay where you are, and don't wander outside after nightfall."

"Hey..." Behind the sleeves, they heard the sound of their saliva.

I can't see it, but I can imagine that it is a long and thin tongue covered with mucus, and the sound that comes in and out of the mouth quickly, such as snakes, such as monitor lizards.

In this palace-like room, all the maids looked like beautiful women, with snow-skinned black hair and graceful figures. They are all about the same height, with bright red lips, curved eyebrows and dark eyes, and their pupils are larger than ordinary people's.

Beauty is beautiful, but it is scary.

Under the warm yellow lights at night, they looked almost identical, even the smiles at the corners of their mouths were exactly the same, and they walked silently.

When they smiled, the player's heart trembled.

"Sister, don't laugh, it looks better if you don't laugh." Some players expressed their opinions.

maid:……

The author has something to say: the crane you want is online.

Low EQ: Bah! monster!

Gao EQ: Sister, it looks better if you don't laugh~