The day I shared a flat with my female boss

In front of me stood a box of "heart printed" paper towels. I kept pulling paper towels and rubbing my own eyes. I was hit by a pepper spray from the United States, and now it is still burning with pain, as if someone had put two pepper powder in their eyes. Tears can't stop flowing down!

"Dead rascal!" Lin Xi'er scolded, staring at me, "I'll ask you again, what happened last night?"

I sighed: "I've said it twice! That's what happened! Do you remember everything? What a dog bite! LV Dongbin doesn't know a good heart! If I hadn't picked you up, you would have been killed by those two hooligans. " I really don't know whether she pretended to be confused or really didn't remember anything!

Lin Xi'er angrily raised her hand and slapped the table and said, "shut up! Say it! What did you do to me last night? "

I covered one eye with a paper towel, looked at her with the other eye, and cried helplessly: "I said it! I didn't do anything

"What about my clothes?"

"You ask me, I ask who! You can ask Duke Zhou! You've been yelling. You must have taken off all of yourself in the middle of the night! "

"Say it! Did you do it to me last night? "

"What have you done? Can you think about it? If I did, would I stay to die? I'm afraid I've already run! Have you ever done it? You don't know! Do you want to go to the hospital for examination? "

"Asshole! Do you think you can run away? As long as you stay in Binhai City, I can find you out! Come on! Are you with those two bastards in the bar? "

"What are you talking about! If I'm with them, why should I save you? "

"Who knows if you are playing the bitter game? You were kicked out of the company by me, and you felt uncomfortable, so you cheated me together with those two bastards in the bar! You let them insult me first, and then you help me when you see injustice... "

"You want to say that I put on a heroic rescue play with those two hooligans, don't you?" I raised my face and stared at Lin Xi'er. The more I listened, the more angry I was. "I think you're crazy! You are so imaginative! If I had known you would have avenged me, I would have given you to those two hooligans to vent their lust! "

"Asshole! Say it again Lin Xier took his eyes across me and reached out for the pepper spray in my eyes and made a sprayed posture.

I quickly hook face, hand to protect eyes, cried: "there is something to say! If you spray again, I'll be blind! "

"I just want you to be blind! Because you saw something you shouldn't have seen! Are you a lower class to see me? "

"I really didn't see anything. I was already asleep when you stripped off! I didn't try to save you, believe it or not I yelled at her. I feel guilty about this. How could I get to her bed in a muddle!

"Do you think I'll believe you? Men are big sex wolves! How dare you say you didn't touch me last night? Would you be such a gentleman? "

"Yes! Why didn't I take advantage of it? Because I drank too much last night! I don't know when I went to sleep! " I explained, and thought bitterly that I should have fished in troubled waters last night. At least I had a good time touching her!

"Then why is your crotch wet in front? Don't you tell me you wet the bed? " Lin Xi'er asked me, "be honest! Or I'll call 110 now! Let you go to jail Then she raised her apple phone.

"Fight! Do you have any evidence? " I straightened my chest, quibbled.

Lin Xi'er sneered: "this is a high-end residential area. Monitors are installed everywhere. Do you know that! You haven't been out since you entered my room last night! The monitor at the door of the unit can prove that I was drunk at that time! "

"But I didn't do anything! I don't believe the world can turn black and white! "

"I can sue you for attempted crime!"

"You! You

"How dare you talk back! Wait for the police to come and take you away Lin Xi'er took the mobile phone to her face and raised her thumb to press the green call key

"wait! I admire you! I said, I said I reached out to stop Lin Xi'er and begged for mercy.

I deeply know that once she calls the police, it will be extremely unfavorable for me! Not to mention that Lin Xi'er has a rich background in Binhai City, the police station will definitely turn to the rich! If she wants to punish me, even if last night's incident did not happen, she framed me casually, it would be enough for me to be in the police station for ten and a half days!

Just talking about last night, there are too many unexplained coincidences. Why did I appear in front of her the night after I was fired by her? The police will think that this is a premeditated and planned act of revenge. They are driven out of the company by their female superiors, so they are annoyed. This is the most typical criminal motive! If I can't catch those fat and thin bastards, my innocence can't be washed out!

And why didn't I leave immediately after I sent Lin Xi'er back? Why did I get into her bed? Why was she undressed? Why is the crotch of my pants wet? These coincidences who can say clearly, even my client can not say clearly!"Say it! Why is your crotch wet? Did you last night Are you facing me Lin Xi'er looked at me and said angrily.

I coughed two times. In fact, it's hard for me to say. I admit that I dreamt of Liu Qing last night and I did that with Liu Qing! I stammered a little: "I last night Have that dream You know, it's spring dream... "

Lin Xi'er looked at me, sneered scornfully, stared at me and asked, "with whom? Is it me? Come on! You wretched man! You mean fellow

"No, no! Not with you I waved my hand and sighed, "it's with my girlfriend! ex-girlfriend! Today is her big day! It's with other men! "

Lin Xi Er's expression was startled. When I saw her, she suddenly raised her face and beat the pepper spray on the table. Give me your ID card! "

"Why?" I looked at her in bewilderment.

"So much nonsense! Do you want to hand it in or not? " The pepper spray was still in her hand, and her thumb moved back and forth on the sprinkler.

I know that this savage girl can do anything in front of me. The hero doesn't suffer from the loss in front of her. I have to take out my ID card from my wallet and give it to her!

Lin Xi'er snatched the ID card, got close to him, turned her little mouth, and read: "I'm sorry Songhua town Songhua village Five teams and four groups... " At this point, she gave me a scornful glance and said, "it's really a hick!"

At this moment, my heart is angry, this smelly bitch dare to scold me like this.

Lin Xi'er suddenly stood up and ordered to me, "what are you doing? Go downstairs and buy me breakfast right now! I'm going to take a hot bath now Then she turned and walked away quickly.

"Shit! When did I become your errand runner? " I looked at her back and whispered.

Lin Xi'er poked her head out of the cloakroom and yelled at me: "you'd better go back as soon as possible! Also, don't try to deal with me. It's not to my taste to have breakfast. Miss Ben asked you to go downstairs and scream again! Hum

"Why listen to you!" I cried in my heart.

But Lin Xi'er already hugged the clothes and ran into the bathroom, "bang" closed the door!

When I came back from the street with milk tea and omelets, Lin Xi'er had already come out of the bathroom.

Although her dress today is not as enchanting as last night's, it has a fresh and leisurely atmosphere, and a lazy atmosphere of weekend morning! A pair of beige low waist leisure sports pants, a white cotton hanging neck vest!

Still very sexy!

I'll bet that if she bends her upper body forward a little, she can walk away easily. Similarly, if she bends down a little

Why is she always so hot?

"Why is it so slow? I'll have starved to death when you come back! " Lin Xi'er turned to look at me coming in and said.

"Aren't you nice? Just starve to death! If you starve to death, you won't yell at me! " I replied in my heart, but said with a smile: "I'm not familiar with the terrain. It's so easy to find a breakfast shop!"

She was holding a hair dryer in her hand, her neck was crooked, and her hair was slightly wet. There was a silver necklace hanging on her white neck. The pendant was a small silver cross!

Although I have no good impression on her, but I have to say that she is really a beautiful creature! Or that sentence, beauty temperament dressed in her body to achieve the most perfect combination! It seems that all the clothes in the world fit her very well. In addition to a devil's figure, she also has a noble and unique temperament! Even when she is angry at me, her beauty is still unstoppable!

Lin Xi'er squints at me and wants to complain about something. Her mobile phone rings on the desk. It's the song "Britney Spears"!

She put down the hair dryer and ran to the desk. As soon as she saw the caller ID, she pressed down the phone. Just as she wanted to leave the desk, the phone rang again. After three times of this, Lin Xi'er picked up the phone and answered it

"Hello! Xiao Delong! What do you want to do? Do you like to be a shameless harasser so much? " Lin Xi'er said angrily in her mobile phone.

Seeing that Lin Xi'er turned to see me, I hurried to the door of the restaurant and put the breakfast on the table. I took a cup of milk tea and went to the door of the restaurant while drinking

"Xiao Delong! Why are you so shameless? How many times have I said that Miss Ben doesn't like you? Why don't you be a dog and pester me all day long

Lin Xi'er's voice came from the living room

Who is Xiao Delong? Is it her admirer? I thought with a sneer, flies don't bite seamless eggs! Who told you always dressed so exposed, which sex wolf did not want to rush up to bite you?