The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"Yes! Get your things done first! thank you! Dor I took the white medicine box in meDo's hand and looked at her with a smile.

Take care of Xiaoyu's finger injury and send her downstairs to the hall. MeDo just picked up all the flowers and put them in the corresponding positions in each room of the villa.

"Hard work! Dor! My sister is leaving. I'll take her down! " I said.

"All right! Brother gu Meiduo looked at me and Zhang Qiyu with a smile, flicked a little green leaf off the train, "see you next time! Light rain

Send Xiaoyu to the entrance of the hall, where there is a small white truck, which is specially used to deliver takeout in the flower shop! The driver is still waiting for light rain!

Xiaoyu stands in front of the truck, smiles back at me and makes a gesture of "brother, I'm going away"!

"Go back! Maybe your boss has something else to do for you I went over and pinched her hair and said with a smile.

Xiaoyu looked at me and nodded.

I went to the front passenger seat, opened the door and helped her into the car.

The white truck is far away. Xiaoyu is still waving to me, half leaning out of the window, which makes me worry that she might fall down if she is not careful!

This girl! Be safe, all right! I was angry with her in my heart!

When I waved goodbye to Xiaoyu, Xi'er, who was walking on the lawn, saw that the white pickup truck was driving away, and she began to find fault with me.

"Some people just take pleasure in the relationship between men and women," Xi'er said in a strange way on the lawn behind her. "If you know sister Lin all over the world, you can even run into a sister Lin in a car accident! You can't help but remind me of Meng Tingwei's song "you have a good sister after all." why does every sister marry tears? "

I ha ha a smile, hold a nose to turn head to look at her way: "how? I'm brother Bao. I like to have many sisters. Do you envy me? Then you can recognize a bunch of brothers! "

"Return Jia Baoyu?" Xi'er looked at me with her arms and said: "Chen Shimei in qinxianglian and qimeian. Do you know who Chen Shimei is? Chen Shimei, who was ungrateful and abandoned his wife and son, was finally beheaded by Bao Zheng. Generations are synonymous with heartless people! "

"You're wrong," I said with a smile. "You can say I'm amorous, but I'm not Chen Shimei! Amorous is not promiscuous. You should make clear the difference between the two concepts first! I'm Nalan Xingde. "I'm a kind of spoony in the sky, not a rich flower in the world."! Ha ha ha

Xi'er was annoyed by my attitude. She squatted at her feet like a loyal guard and ordered: "go! Joseph! Take a piece of meat from the heartless man's thigh

As soon as I heard something bad, I turned around and ran.

Joseph's reaction was faster than me. He flew to my leg and bit my leg.

Fortunately, it didn't really bite me, but just tore my trouser legs. Moreover, I was wearing jeans, so I could stand the dog's hoarseness.

But I'm still scared. This beast is beside my leg. I sweep my foot on its head with a Thai fist. Maybe I can kick it to death, but the problem is that I dare not! It's up to the master to beat the dog! If I kick Xi'er's beloved shepherd to death!

Not to mention that she would force me to kowtow three times at her dog's grave, she would kick me to death and avenge her dog!

As I hopped in confusion, I yelled at Xi'er: "Hello! Hello, hello Do you make a mistake, let your enough bite me! Do you know how dirty the dog's teeth are? I'll get rabies

Xi'er stood in the same place, motionless, arms in both hands, gloating at me and said with a smile: "you can rest assured, brother Bao, Joseph is very clean and has been inoculated with imported vaccine on time. It leaves some teeth marks on your legs at most. I promise you will never get rabies!"

"Hello! You shut it up! Do you believe I kick it to death? " I jumped to avoid Joseph's bite, and I said angrily to Xi'er.

Xi'er's eyes were wide open, glared at me and said, "dare you! If you touch Joseph's hair, you're dead! "

"Hello! So what do you want? There's something to say... " I hopped and screamed.

It's like I'm doing a Scottish tap dance, or someone's shooting at my feet, and I'm forced to keep jumping and dodging.

I must look funny like this!

Xi'er looked at me with her arms in her arms and said, "if I ask you a question, you must answer it truthfully. If there is half a lie, I will let Joseph bite you!"

"You say, you say Absolutely truthful answer, you say... " I said.

Xi'er looked at me and said, "I heard that Tiandi is going to have a promotion on Friday?"

"That's right!" I said, "Friday is April Fool's Day I want to have a special promotion Yes? Is that in your way? "

Xi'er frowned at me and said, "I ask you! Why don't you cooperate with us? If you want to order more than 400 T-shirts, why don't you cooperate with us? Say

"To tell you the truth, I'm afraid I'll cause trouble for your beautiful clothes..." I looked at her and said, "because our company doesn't plan to spend too much money, the clothing companies we cooperate with can only earn design fees and handcraft fees Beauty clothing is a big company. I'm sure I don't want to make this money... ""Dead Gu Yang! What do you mean? We are friends, you also give business to other clothing companies to do, fat water does not flow outside the field, do you understand Xi'er frowned at me and said angrily.

I said, "come on. I know that such a big company as beauty clothing doesn't look up to such a small job at all. If you have time to do such a small job, your company will have already made a hundred and eighty thousand yuan. To tell you the truth, if you take on our small job, you can earn thousands of yuan at most. It's not enough for the wear and tear of those advanced instruments in your factory! "

"Shut up Xi'er drank my words and said, "don't look for reasons! Gu Yang! You really have your heart! If you have money, you would rather earn it for other clothing factories than for my beauty clothing! You are so mean and mean

How does this have to do with being mean and shameless?

I said, "I really think so! I didn't look for the clothes of the sun and rain! I know that it's not profitable and uneconomic for you big companies to undertake such small jobs. "

"Don't talk to me," said Xi'er, glaring at me. "I just want to ask you, will you do the work for the beauty's dress?"

I said, "we've already found the manufacturer for the job. Hao Jian, they may have gone to discuss the cooperation."

"Joseph!" Xi'er waved to the shepherd and said angrily, "go! Bite him on the nose

Joseph was ordered to bark at me fiercely, then jump up and come at me again.

I was so scared that I tripped over the grass under my feet.

Joseph just jumped up and flew.

In a hurry, I kicked it, leaped in mid air and flew out weightlessly.

I jumped up and flew towards Joseph. I tied my neck from behind and fell down on the spot. My legs tightly tied the lower limbs of the shepherd dog.

This move is a kind of catching and locking technique in the game. It's called "guillotine". As long as it's locked, it will be able to subdue the opponent. If forced to lock down, can intercept the blood flow of the carotid artery, the heart can not supply blood to the brain, leading to the opponent fainting.

I learned this ground skill from Donnie Yen's action movie, but it's against people. I didn't think I used it against animals today!

The shepherd dog barked miserably under the grip of my arm.

"Hello! Have you made a mistake... " Seeing that I had subdued her dog, Xi'er ran towards me and kicked me angrily, saying, "let go of my Joseph!"

I said, "you'd better let it go away! Or I'll kill it! "

"What do you mean! I can't live with a dog Xi'er looked down at me and said, "let it go!"

I said: "let it go, you can let it go away!"

"Yes! You let it go Said Xi'er.

First I let go of the shepherd's legs, then I threw it out with a swing of my arm.

The shepherd dog got up from the ground and looked at me from a distance. He looked at Xi'er wrongly and did not dare to come near me any more.

I sat on the lawn and said to Joseph, "dog slave! If you try again, I'll break your neck next time! Go away

Taking advantage of my fierce dog's opportunity, Xi'er suddenly jumped up from behind me, arms tightly around my neck, fell on the spot, legs around my stomach, quickly locked me up!

How fast you learn!

"How? Do you agree? " Xi'er is under me. She hoops my neck with strength and says repeatedly.

If the "guillotine" is locked in, it will be very uncomfortable. You must admit defeat immediately, or you will faint due to insufficient blood supply to your brain within a few seconds.

But Xi'er didn't lock it in, because I instinctively hooked her jaw, so her arm could only be locked on my jaw, not my neck, that is to say, it wasn't locked.

The ground skill must lock the opponent in an instant, otherwise the opportunity will be lost and the lock skill will basically fail. But I'm not in a hurry to unlock it. I'm comfortable lying on Xi'er.

I looked up at the blue sky, but also raised his hand to cover the sun, I said with a smile: "this is really good to lie in the sun, like lying on a soft beach."

Xi'er was under my pressure and couldn't breathe. In order to fix me, she had to exert herself in all her limbs. I expected that she would not last long.

I said with a smile: "Oh! I don't know what's pressing on my back. It's soft and comfortable! Ha ha ha

"You die!" Xi'er said angrily below.

Taking advantage of her relaxed arm, I raised my hand to catch her wrist, while turning my body sideways, which easily destroyed her "guillotine".

I have put her under the pressure, grabbed her ipsilateral arm, fell to the ground, quickly made a "cross solid", but locked her up.