The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I want to feel the atmosphere here. Eating and drinking are in the second place.

Although I think the atmosphere around us is full, we still don't know if it's the hot buns we use in the morning and night. In fact, our eyes are just hungry!

There are yellow noodles, noodles and lung soup, everything.

Xi'er suddenly looked at me and said, "I ask you, do you like Guli?"

I was stunned for a moment, immediately said with a smile: "how can it be? They are Uygur girls. "

"So what?" Xier looked directly at me and said, "there are not a few Uighur women and Han men intermarrying."

I stared at Xi'er and said, "ah! Didn't you listen to gulee? If a Uygur man wants to intermarry with a Uygur woman, he has to enema three times first and wash away all the previous sins. Who can bear this alone? "

"For the sake of love, we have to make sacrifices." Xi'er looked directly at me and said.

I can see that her purpose of guiding me is to test my true thoughts.

It's hard to guess a woman's mind.

So I pretended to be disdainful and announced in a loud voice: "weak water 3000, I only take a ladle to drink. My scoop is you! With you by my side, even if there are all kinds of Customs in the world, I only love you! For example, women are like RMB... "

"What?" Xi'er looked at me angrily and said, "women are only RMB in your eyes?"

I raised my hand and pinched my nose, looked at her and said with a smile, "listen to me! Women are like RMB! No more quantity, but quantity! That is quality! I have such a precious platinum wife as you, this life is enough

"Then why are you staring at people today?" Xi'er looked at me and said, with a slight frown.

I said: "wife, I said it all because of curiosity! After all, it's the first time I've seen Uygur beauties with my own eyes! "

"Do you think she's beautiful?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I pinched my nose and said with a smile, "I admit that Guli is really a beautiful Uygur girl!"

When Xi'er was about to attack, I had a "but"

"But! In front of my wife, not to mention Guli, even if she is the beauty queen of the world, she is just a sparrow facing the Phoenix I looked at Xi'er and said with a smile.

"Did Guli give you anything?" Xi'er looked me in the eye and said that she was pretending to be calm, but she was very alert.

I pinched my nose and said with a smile, "here you are. It's just ingesha's knife. "

"Did you?" Xi'er looked at me with wide eyes and said, "a knife of Yingjisha?"

Xi'er is surprised!

I pinched out a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, puffed out a puff of smoke, and said with a smile, "isn't it just a small knife? Girls always think that men love knives and guns, so it's normal to send knives. We can take them back to peel fruit. "

"Can you show me?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I said, "of course, it's not a secret. For my wife, I will never have a secret again. "

Then I took out the knife from my waist bag and handed it to her.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Said Xi'er.

I was stunned for a moment, looked at her and said: "I thought this was a very common thing. After all, we are guests in Urumqi, and Guli is the host. It's nothing for her to give me a small knife as a gift. Besides, she also gave you a beautiful silk scarf?"

"Do you know the customs of Uygur people?" Xi'er looked directly at me and said, "do you know what Uygur women's knife for men stands for?"

Xi'er looked at me and said, "according to the Uygur custom, women give men knives, which means that the woman likes the man! Just like men give women scarves, which means men like this woman! Do you understand now? "

I'm dumb, but from Xi'er's look, she doesn't seem to be making up facts to bluff me. Her expression is very serious!

On second thought, I also feel that what Xi'er said is not unreasonable.

As the saying goes, "swords to heroes and red powder to beauties", in our traditional culture, it seems that there is also a historical fact that women give swords to men. But I really didn't think about it!

I said with a smile: "wife, you think too much. It's nothing. It doesn't mean anything. "

I soon found a reason to dispel Xi'er's worries!

I raised my hand to pinch my nose and said with a smile, "wife! Don't worry about it! Binhai is thousands of miles away from Urumqi! Even if Guli gave me a knife as a token of her affection for me, what can we do? We will fly back to the mainland early tomorrow morning. Besides, honey, don't you believe me? "

I can see that Xi'er has been convinced by me, but she still pretends to be angry.

"Well, who knows?" Xi'er was angry at me and said, "aren't those who engage in online love thousands of miles away from each other? Don't they love each other so much? "I looked at her and said, "Ouch! My dear wife! We are going to get married soon, how can we still have the mind to engage in these Platonic love

Xi'er pouted her lips, looked at me and said, "I haven't agreed to your proposal yet."

"I'll do my best and try to pass Miss Lin's examination as soon as possible." I looked at her and said with a flattering smile.

Xi'er pushed the knife to me and said, "Mr. Gu, please keep it well!"

She is running on me!

I grabbed the knife, looked down, looked up and said to Xi'er, "OK! I just throw it away! Then I made a throw

"Ah! Don't... " Xi'er reached out to stop me.

I said with a smile, "why don't you throw it? So my wife won't be upset! "

"Asshole!" Xi'er was angry at me and said, "it's the intention of Guli. How can you abuse it like this?"

I laughed in my heart. It seems that my acting skill is not bad!

Xi'er takes out the silk scarf that Guli gave her from her bag, smiles at me and says, "can you help me fasten it? Husband

I said with a smile, "this silk scarf is so beautiful!"

"If only Guli were a handsome Uygur man!" Xi'er said with a smile.

Speechless! Does she still have the wrong idea?

I took the pink scarves, got up and walked behind her, carefully tied the scarves to her black and shiny hair.

Xi'er takes out a small round mirror from her bag and looks after it with a smile.

"Is it good? Husband. " She looked up and asked me.

"It's not pretty," I sighed, shaking my head, and then grinned, "it's very, very pretty!"

Then I put my arms around her from behind, leaned over her cheek and gave her a strong kiss, then raised my head and gave her a kiss on the silk scarf!

Xi'er raised her hand to hit me, and said softly, "if I don't give you a kiss, I'm a pain in the neck..."

Do not give pro do not give pro, why also take the initiative to face up! Women can be fun sometimes!

But Xi'er and I didn't expect that something uninteresting happened immediately after!

After having a barbecue at the May Day night market, we walked back down the street hand in hand.

It's not far from our hotel, so we decided to go back on foot. We ate too much food today. If we don't exercise any more, it's hard to say if we get up tomorrow morning with a pile of meat on our abdomen.

In the distant Urumqi, under the alien starry sky, we walk hand in hand

As for the feeling of being in a foreign land, I can't tell exactly where I feel different. Probably with away from the familiar environment, away from the business circle of intrigue for the interests of it?

I looked down at Xi'er and said, "wife, did you have a good time today?"

Xi'er looked up at me and said with a smile: "happy..."

Just as Xi'er and I were singing folk songs hand in hand and turning into a street with few pedestrians, suddenly a big man appeared in the backlight of the street lamp in front of us, and then another one, followed by another

Three big men jumped out in a row and stopped us!

I was so quick that I grabbed Xi'er's hand and ran back

Who knows from behind the streets also jumped out of three big men, blocked our escape road!

What is "there are pursuers in the front, there are interceptions in the back", that's it!

A total of six big men in front and behind began to collect the net, and they approached Xi'er and me at the same time

I only grabbed Xi'er to the building on the street. It was said that when there was a group fight, I would take the initiative to lean against the wall, then squat down and hold my head in both hands.

The six big men obviously came prepared, some with sticks and steel pipes in their hands, some with machetes wrapped in newspapers, and forced me and xi'erwei in an arc

At first I thought I was robbed, but soon I changed my mind! The reason is very simple. Do you need six big men with steel pipe machetes to rob a couple?

What are their origins? There's no time to think about it at the moment! But I have a clear idea in my heart!

Protect Xi'er! Even if it is to pay a painful price!

Now we are in a different place, no one will help us, can only rely on their own fight out!

To be exact, it's not a street, it's a roadway! Yesterday, Xi'er and I walked through this lane when we went out to grab rice. That's why we habitually walked here tonight.

I didn't expect that this lane was so terrible at night!

Originally, there were few pedestrians. At this moment, there was no pedestrian. I don't know if these gangsters cleared the scene in advance, or did someone handle the intersection?

One fight doesn't necessarily win! But if you don't fight, you will die even worse!

Xi'er was so scared that she couldn't speak. She hid behind me. I could feel her body shaking slightly.

We retreated to the wall, there was no way out!I open my arms and always protect Xi'er behind me. In the face of six fierce and strong gangsters, I give up the practice of persuasion, because I know it will never work!