The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"Shit! Aren't you in the gentle village of Lin's sisters? How can we greet our friends? " Hao Jian is on the mobile phone.

I said angrily: "you wait for me! I'll come and pick you two! "

"Fight?" Hao Jianjian said with a smile, "are you tired of being crooked? Think of a choice? "

I said: "what age! And fighting! No improvement at all! Drink, drink

Hao Jian looked up at the other end of the mobile phone and screamed, "you are so shameless! You're still in front of my friends! Come on! Come and die

I said, "wait! I went to kill you two birds! Come on! Tell me the location! "

Hang up Hao Jian's phone and I went out.

Drive to Hao Jian's appointed restaurant.

As soon as I walked into the bar, I saw the two goods sitting in front of the window table on the first floor, where they were chatting with scholars.

When I walked in, I found that the two birds were telling dirty jokes.

Just talking about my interest, when I saw that I was coming, I didn't care. I just nodded at me and motioned me to sit down.

"When a man goes to a brothel and asks the price of a woman, the woman answers: 50 yuan. Men see cheap, dry. The woman said: please pay 100 yuan. The man asked why. The female answer is 50 yuan each. The man angrily said, "you're moving, and you're charging two-way!" This is what Hao Jian said. "

when the Beijing Kowloon Railway was opened to traffic, farmers along the line watched from the roadside. On the bus, a female passenger came to take a holiday. After changing the paper, she still went out of the window. The paper was pasted face to face on a farmer's face. The farmer took it down and said: darling, it's fast! A piece of paper can make your nose bleed! "

This is what Xie Peng said.

I glared at them and said, "Damn it! You two birds are really good! Such an old joke can be told with such relish

The two birdmen pointed at me and said, "who is old? What's old? I don't know this is the classic charm! I don't know if classics will last forever? "

"I heard it when I was in primary school, OK?" I said to them, I hate iron but not steel.

Xie Peng stared at me and said, "then tell me something new!"

I said, "speak! What I just saw on the bus is more interesting than what you said

On the bus, men and women quarreled because of a little collision. They stopped at one stop. The women got off the bus. They hesitated for a moment, rushed up, waved a slap in the face, and then turned around and ran. As a result, a group of people came up and pushed them back. They didn't get off the bus. Then he rushed up and kicked. Fight back. Since then, they have been fighting and scolding each other. Then we passed the station, and it didn't stop. At this time, suddenly a strong man stood up and yelled: don't fight, fuck! I've seen you all stand fighting!

Three people Fu table burst of laughter, Xie Peng also almost a mouthful of tea spray out!

At this time, the waiters serve the dishes one after another.

I glanced at the dishes on the table and muttered, "it's all what I don't like. Don't you order my favorite sweet and sour spareribs? At least I'll order fried sausage or something

"What's wrong!" Hao Jian glared at me.

"Do you like it or not?" Xie Peng glanced at me.

I was so infuriated that I patted the table and went on a hunger strike.

"Strongly protest against unfair treatment! It's all your favorite food! No dish is my favorite I frowned.

Hao Jianchao and Xie Peng said with a smile, "if he doesn't eat, we'll eat!"

Hao Jian put a piece of diced chicken into his mouth with chopsticks, and his mouth made a sound of "Baji Baji".

Xie Peng immediately took chopsticks, put a piece of fish in his mouth, chewed two mouthfuls, pretended to be surprised and said, "Wow! It's delicious! "

"Yes

Two people raised their hands to install a mold to make a kind of slap!

I swallowed saliva, in the heart that gas!

The waiter brought a case of beer and asked how many bottles we would like to open?

"Two bottles!"

Hao Jian and Xie Peng smile at the waitress almost in unison.

As soon as I patted the table, I glared at the waitress and said, "and me!"

The two men filled their glasses, raised their glasses and said to each other, "cheers

"Good wine!" Hao Jian yelled.

Xie Peng echoed: "yes! Good wine! Come on! Eat vegetables, eat vegetables

I jumped up, grabbed the wine bottle, blew a big mouthful directly to my mouth, then wiped my mouth, grabbed the chopsticks in front of me and stuffed a piece of tofu into my mouth.

Hao Jian and Xie Peng turned to stare at me.

I kicked Hao Jian under the table and said, "what are you looking at?"

"Don't you eat it?" Hao Jian looked at me with a smile.

"I said:" I want to eat now, how

"No hunger strike?" Xie Peng looked at me with a smile.

I glared at them with hatred and said, "it's not cheap, you two birds! Not only should I have enough to eat, but also I should be full

The two birds laughed, raised their hands and clapped their hands again

I grabbed the bottle and took a big blow at my mouth, then looked at them and muttered, "I'm going on a hunger strike, not because of you!"Then I stretched out my chopsticks to pick up a small fish from the "fried fish with green peppers" and put it into my mouth. I chewed hard and praised it: "en! How delicious

"Then why do you fast?" Xie Peng took a sip of beer and looked at me with a smile.

Hao Jian then said, "you still need to ask! It's for the Lin sisters, of course

I looked at Hao Jian and said, "you have eyes! Xi'er is going to Urumqi on a business trip. Lin Xiaotian has to find someone to accompany her. It's OK to find someone to accompany her. The one he's looking for is Ouyang Ze! Do you think I can rest assured? "

Hao Jian looked at me and said with a smile, "I can't rest assured!"

"It proves that Lin Xiaotian trusts ouyangze very much! Otherwise, why doesn't he let you accompany Lin Xier? " Xie Peng looked at me.

I turned to him and said, "you don't understand! The first person Lin Xiaotian considered was me, but I couldn't go, so he went to Ouyang Ze! "

"That's your problem," Hao Jian said with a cheap smile, looking at me. "Why can't you go?"

I glared at him and said, "in the current situation of our company, how can I be a flower protector?"

Xie Peng echoed me: "also! Alas! The dragons can't have no heads

"What can't go! When you are in the company, it is impossible for the company to come back to life immediately? Just because you're not in the company doesn't mean the company can't function properly, does it? " Hao Jian looked at me with a cheap smile.

Xie Peng echoed Hao Jian's words: "also!"

"Go away! You are a neutral

Hao Jiandu and I turned our faces to glare at Xie Peng and said in unison.

Xie Peng raised his hand and scratched the back of his head. He looked at us and said with a smile, "we are all right!"

Three people raised their glasses and drank for the advertising company Tiandi.

Putting down the cup, Hao Jian grabs the mobile phone on the desk, dials a number, takes it to his ear and listens for a long time.

"You don't answer my phone!" Hao Jian dropped his cell phone and frowned at me.

I looked at him and said, "who is it?"

"Who else? Blue witch Xie Peng looked at me with a smile.

I looked at Hao Jian and said, "you haven't given up yet? How many times have I told you that Lan Yingji is not your dish! If it's over, it's over! "

Hao Jian ignored me and said to me, "use your mobile phone to call her? I want to know if she doesn't have her cell phone with her, or doesn't want to answer my phone at all? "

I looked at him and said, "OK, OK! Don't hope for her

"Do you want to fight?" Hao Jian grabbed me and said, "if it's a brother, call him!"

I dodged and said with a smile: "I hate being threatened in my life! No

Hao Jian turned to me and said, "if you help me make this call, you can go to Wushi with Lin Xi'er! I'll take care of the company! And will ensure that there will not be any stubble! How's it going? "

To tell you the truth, I'm excited!

I raised my hand and pinched my nose. On the surface, I still pretended to be indifferent and said with a smile: "one yard to one yard! ha-ha! However, in order to let you give up completely, I'll make this call! "

"In fact, when he got to the Yellow River, he still didn't give up!" Xie Peng said with a smile.

"Then I'll kill him!" I said with a smile, and then I took out my cell phone from my pocket, turned out LAN Yingji's cell phone and dialed it.

"Hi! Gu Yang LAN Yingji's voice sounded abruptly on the other end of the mobile phone, "is the sun coming out from the West today? I didn't expect you to call me... "

I took my cell phone and said with a smile, "ha ha Friends, greetings, ha ha... "

At the same time, in order for Hao Jian to hear LAN Yingji's voice, I turned on the playback of my mobile phone.

"What a surprise to receive your call!" LAN Yingji said with a smile at the end of her mobile phone, "what's the matter? You don't want to invite me to dinner, do you? Hey... "

Hao Jian kept gesturing to me to ask LAN Yingji to come for dinner.

I changed my cell phone to the other hand and said with a smile, "Gee! beauty! You really guessed it! We are just starting to use chopsticks now. If you don't mind, of course you can come here! Ha ha. "

"You? Who else? " LAN Yingji asked on the other end of the mobile phone, "and Hao Jian, right?"

I said with a smile, "yes. He just called you. You may not have seen it

"Well I don't think I saw it. Where are you now? " LAN Yingji said with a smile on her mobile phone that her tone was obviously vague.

I said where we are.

"OK, I'll be right here!" LAN Yingji said with a hearty smile at the end of her mobile phone, "wait for me! Don't let me eat leftovers

I was stunned for a moment. I thought she would not come at all. I didn't think she really wanted to come!

Isn't she not going to talk to Hao Jian? Why are you still here?

After hanging up, Hao Jian looked at me and said, "didn't she hear me calling her?"

I pinched out a cigarette and lit it. I said with a smile to Hao Jian, "maybe."LAN Yingji took a taxi to the restaurant in about a quarter of an hour. Although she was here, she felt that her performance was a little strange.

It seems that she is not embarrassed to see Hao Jian. She still flirts with Hao Jian and drinks with him. It seems that there is no such thing as her breaking up with Hao Jian before.

It's weird in itself, isn't it?

But Hao Jian seems very happy about LAN Yingji's arrival.

At about ten o'clock in the night, everyone got up and went out of the restaurant.