The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Xi'er didn't answer. She looked at me and Xi'er and said with a smile, "I know a joke that satirizes city dwellers! Shall I tell you? "

Xi'er and I applauded and said we wanted to hear it very much.

A countryman and a city man went climbing. The city man asked, "have you ever worn such clothes on me?" The countryman shook his head. The city dweller sneered: "then you are really old-fashioned." The city dweller asked the countryman, "have you ever used a cell phone like this in my hand?" The countryman shook his head again, and the townsman laughed: "then you are really backward."

Soon they fell into a deep pit. The countryman quickly climbed up the crack of the stone. The countryman asked the city man, "can you climb up like me?" The townsman shook his head and the countryman sneered, "that's really bad luck for you."

When Xi'er finished speaking, I burst out laughing and called it enjoyable!

Xi'er was also amused by the joke.

I looked at Xi'er with a smile and said, "how do you know the story of so many city people and country people?"

"Miss Ben's special collection Xi'er looked at me and said triumphantly.

I looked at her with a smile and said, "why do you collect so much?"

"In case of urgent need," Xi'er said, "one day that Wang Xifeng looks down on the countrymen again, I can fight back against her hard!"

"Wang Xifeng?" I hold my nose and look at Xi'er.

Xi'er squeezed her eyes at me and said with a smile, "just Ouyang Ze's young mother!"

"Ha! You don't have to say that her character is really comparable to Wang Xifeng in a dream of Red Mansions! " I looked at Lin's sisters and said with a smile.

Xi'er looked at her sister with a smile and said, "Xi'er, don't you look down on countrymen?"

"Yes! You used to scold me for being a hick, didn't you I looked at Xi'er and said with a smile.

Xi'er looked at me and her sister and said, "that's right! I just look down on the Hicks

"Then you are not a spear to attack your own shield?" I looked at Xi'er and said with a smile.

Xi'er waved to us and said, "you don't understand! It's two different things! I look down on people from the countryside. I look down on them. It is he Yufeng's fault that he Yufeng looks down on the people from the countryside. I can understand that I look down on the countrymen, but I just don't like he Yufeng to look down on the countrymen! "

"What's your logic, Xi'er?" Xi'er looked at her sister with a smile and said, "your words have fallen into self contradiction!"

Xi'er withdrew, looked at us unconvinced and said, "who said that my words are contradictory? I don't think my words are contradictory at all! I look down on the countrymen, but I don't like to be satirized! Do you understand? "

"I don't understand!"

Xi'er and I looked at Xi'er with a smile and said in one voice.

"Don't understand!" Xi'er glanced at us, raised her glass to us and said boldly, "drink!"

That night, the three of us finished the whole bottle before we got up and went upstairs. Everyone was blushing and a little dizzy.

The Lin sisters hugged each other, left the dining table, and walked toward the door of the dining room. Their feet were light and heavy

I followed them with a kind of floating gait.

"Yang Yang..." Xi'er stopped, looked back at me and said with a smile, "you sleep in the guest room next to the collection room tonight..."

There are several guest rooms on the second floor of rose castle for visitors. The layout and comfort of the rooms are not inferior to the standard single rooms of five-star hotels.

Xi'er said that the guest room next to the collection room is diagonally opposite to Lin's sister's bedroom.

Xi'er looked back at me with a pair of confused eyes, squeezed her eyes and said with a smile, "don't go to the wrong bedroom!"

I know she meant that I had drunk too much and mistakenly entered her and her sister's boudoir.

I raised my hand to scratch my forehead, looked at her and said with a smile, "I'm not drunk yet!"

"If you go to the wrong door, we will turn you out to be a sex wolf on the terrace..." Xi'er looked at me and said, then turned to her sister and said with a smile, "isn't it? Sister... "

Xi'er echoed her sister's words, looked at me with a smile and said, "Xi'er, lend your Joseph to keep the door open for me at night. Let Joseph give him some color to see the intruders at night!"

The two sisters laughed and helped each other out of the restaurant door.

Standing in the same place, I raised my hand and pinched my nose, and muttered, "am I the kind of person who plays a rascal with wine?"

If you want to play rogue, I also want to play in a sober state! Drunk play rogue, want to aftertaste can not find the slightest impression!

Entered the room, simply took a shower, threw himself on the bed, pulled the quilt cover, lit a cigarette and smoked.

Suddenly, I felt that the jump in the afternoon was absurd, unreal and incomprehensible like an illusion.

In fact, Xi'er's performance is a little strange recently.

Lin Xi'er went back to her bedroom, quickly stripped herself, wrapped herself in a clean white bath towel, and went straight into the bathroom.

put hot water, added some flavor and salt to the water, and sprinkled some rose petals.

Reach out to try the water temperature, and then the towel slips from the chest and falls to the ground silently.A long leg first into the bathtub, then another leg, and then the body slowly immersed in the warm water.

Pick up a pink bath cap from the edge of the bathtub and put it on your head. Cover your black hair in the bath cap. Lean back gently and close your eyes slightly.

She likes to take a bath. When she is immersed in warm water, it's like putting herself into someone's warm arms.

The hot fog over the bathtub was like a thin gauze curtain, which wrapped her delicate body. The hot fog began to diffuse to the whole bathroom.

Lin Xi'er knows that she is not drunk. Frankly speaking, if her elder sister is drunk seven points tonight, Gu Yang is drunk five points, and she is drunk three points at most.

She's just pretending to be drunk. Of course, drunkard's intention is not to drink. When she is drunk, she can make herself more relaxed and free. The drunken form stealthily hides her true heart, which makes her feel safe, especially when she faces Gu Yang and her sister at the same time.

The thoughts in her mind curled like this hot fog, and filled her with them.

Lin Xi'er thought of the afternoon jump, she felt the afternoon thing is too ridiculous!

She didn't expect to hurt Gu Yang in the end. Fortunately, he's OK. Otherwise, what should she do? What if Gu Yang is disabled? She will be sorry for Gu Yang, sorry for her sister, sorry for Gu mother and Gu Tong, also sorry for herself!

At the moment, I still can't help palpitating! Fortunately, Gu Yang had nothing to do at last!

That is not to say Gu Yang, but only about herself. Why did she climb up the fence without fear and walk up and down the high fence like walking on the ground.

She didn't understand why she didn't feel afraid at that time?

The motivation of jumping off a building is impulsive. It's a decision made in an instant. It's like going shopping. Maybe you don't want to buy anything, but when you see a skirt, you can buy it in an instant. There are similarities between the two, but the impulse to jump is more unexplainable, and the consequences are even more unimaginable.

At noon, when Gu Yang drove to Rose Manor, she and meDo were playing with Alice Joseph on the lawn.

He said hello to her, to meDo, to Alice and Joseph. In his eyes, she couldn't see her. Who was more important to him, Alice and Joseph?

The thought made her sad.

Then she saw Gu Yang running to the door of the hall of rose castle. Her sister was standing on the steps, looking forward to his arrival.

He ran to her, she ran to her.

They hugged each other under the steps, gazing at each other, lingering and tired.

Lin Xi'er pretended not to see, but pain and loss caught her heart, the tide of sadness flooded her heart.

"Don't be disillusioned. The curtain is rolling in the West. People are thinner than yellow flowers."

Yes! This is what Li Qingzao wrote in a poem. When Lin Xi'er reads that poem, she can imagine Li Qingzhao's lonely sallow face!

She saw Gu Yang and her sister walking towards the woods hand in hand. Gu Yang was still carrying the small bamboo cage.

They walked across from her. They whispered and laughed. They didn't even have time to look at her, even at her.

But they didn't. They were immersed in a happy world.

At the same time of sadness, Lin Xi'er is also angry.

Now, she had no chance to enter his eyes, thinking about it made her sad!

She wanted to let Joseph go and bite him to death!

She wanted to attract his attention. She just wanted him to look at her more and say a few words to her. Now it's not so easy for her to meet him, and the reasons why she wants to meet him seem not so justified.

What is the furthest distance? One side is missing day and night, the other side is missing day and night, but the object of missing is different, he miss her, and she miss him!

In her place, love is like tide, overwhelming, never changed.

But with him, things have changed.

"It's hard to be water, but Wushan is not cloud."

When Lin Xi'er came up with this sentence in her mind, the idea of jumping off a building swept through her mind like a tide.

You're not going to see me jump off the building?

Thinking about it, the things in the afternoon make Lin Xi'er feel ridiculous again!

What about attracting his attention? What about attracting his attention? It's all temporary! He can't come back to her, he can't change his mind!

Sadness is like the water in a bathtub, soaking her whole body in it.

She tried her best to drive away her sadness. She took a long breath and began to count sheep.

"Happy lazy sheep, beautiful sheep..."

Once he coaxed her to sleep, that's how he taught her to count sheep. Now counting sheep has become a good way for her to empty her mind!

She closed her eyes slightly and lay on her back in the bathtub, gradually clearing away her confused thoughts.

the bathroom is permeated with fragrance and rose petals, and her body is soaked in warm water. She feels that every pore is slightly dilated, and the blood is flowing and the body is comfortable.When the head is completely emptied, the feeling of the body becomes clearer.

Maybe it's because of the red wine, maybe it's the aftereffect of the red wine. Lin Xi'er feels that the hidden desire begins to grow in her body.

I can't help hallucinating in my empty head