The day I shared a flat with my female boss

He Yufeng seems to like to eat the "braised sea cucumber with Scallion". She even praises Aunt Wang's craftsmanship and scolds her chef for poor craftsmanship!

Aunt Wang is also here. Maybe it's because of the Spring Festival, so she has a chance to join the host at the dinner table, right?

I don't know if I think too much. I always think Lin Xiaotian's look at Aunt Wang is different from that of other servants.

Lin Xiaotian looked at Aunt Wang and said with a smile, "why would you please tell us the specific method of this dish and let your chef do it according to this method! Ha ha ha

I've seen Aunt Wang many times. She is a virtuous and quiet woman. She doesn't speak much. Although she is 40 or 50 years old, her eyes are still as bright as young girls. It can be seen that she is a very smart woman!

After listening to Lin Xiaotian's words, Aunt Wang told he Yufeng in detail about the way of "braised sea cucumber with Scallion" with a smile.

the general practice is to boil sea cucumbers first, then cool them in cold water, then heat them in casserole, pour oil into them, heat up a little, put two tablespoons of sugar in, and when sugar melts, turn brown bubbles into float, add the scallion into stir fry. Then add sea cucumber.

Then add cooking wine and chicken essence in turn. Cover and cover for another ten minutes. At last, put the soup in the pot and put it on the plate.

I listened very carefully. I couldn't help laughing and asked Auntie Wang, "Auntie, why do you want sugar in the oil?"

Before Aunt Wang could answer me, he Yufeng took the lead.

She looked at me coldly, with a scornful tone: "don't you even know that? Let me tell you! Sugar in the oil is for coloring! Do you understand the coloring? Mr. Gu, I think you have been in the city for so many years, but you still don't have much insight? There is a saying that no matter how camouflaged the insect is, it will not become a dragon

Why do you add sugar in the oil when you cook sea cucumber with Scallion? Does it have anything to do with insects or dragons?

To tell you the truth, if it wasn't for Lin Xiaotian's face, I would have given her a few words!

She's obviously aiming at me today!

I think all of you can hear the irony in he Fengyu's words. It's just that young people think she is an elder, and Lin Xiaotian thinks she is a new year's visitor, so it's hard to say anything about her.

Rely on the old to sell the old! As a guest of honor in other people's families, as an elder, how can you be so mean and rude? Why not be serious at all?

Lin Xiaotian draws the topic back to the dishes on the table again. She signals Aunt Wang to talk about the practice of "Honey sea cucumber" in front of him.

Aunt Wang said with a smile: "there is nothing special about the method of 'honey sea cucumber'. They are almost the same. It's just that when you eat them with raw balsam pear and sweet sauce, the taste will be better..."

But Aunt Wang's explanation was interrupted by he Yufeng's sudden strange laughter.

"Everybody! I suddenly thought of a very funny joke She looked at everyone laughing very exaggerated, she said, "you do not speak, I tell you jokes ha!"

He Fengyu's joke is not particularly funny. I think most people have heard it. Her joke is like this.

A hillbilly went to town for the first time. He went into an office building and saw a short, fat woman go into a small room The door is closed and the light on the door is on After a while, the door slowly opened and a beautiful young girl came out. The man opened his eyes in surprise and said aloud, "I should have brought my wife here..."

Even primary school students know this joke is ironic, rural people have little knowledge, even the elevator do not know what it is!

After listening to the joke told by he Yufeng, everyone didn't laugh very much. It was polite and symbolic to laugh.

"What a cold joke!" Ouyang Yu glanced at he Yufeng and said that he didn't even have a smile on his face.

Only he Fengyu was there alone, giggling so loudly that she was sitting back and forth on the dining chair, as if she had been stabbed in a laughing hole!

"Isn't that funny?" She looked at them with a smile and said, "don't you think countrymen are as stupid as pigs? Cluck, cluck... "

After laughing, he Fengyu put out her chopsticks to eat the wild vegetable, which was "a little red". She said with a smile, "this wild vegetable is really good! I usually like to eat this wild vegetable! Xi'er! Why do you eat so little? Eat more wild vegetables, good for skin! Ah Ze of my family will worry if you eat so little! "

Xi'er said with a smile, "my father doesn't like wild vegetables, but it's said that chrysanthemum brain can lower blood pressure, so Aunt Wang made chrysanthemum brain soup, and I forced my father to drink it. My father's blood pressure is very high!"

"Oh! Is that right? " He Yufeng made a fuss and said, "then I won't eat into hypotension, will I?"

Xi'er said with a smile, "No. Aunt. "Yidianhong" is used to clear the throat and moisten the throat. It has no antihypertensive effect. "

"Then I'll eat it at ease." He Yufeng giggles. She always feels nervous when she smiles.

In the process of he Yufeng telling jokes, Xi'er has been silent. When he Yufeng was almost laughing, she suddenly opened her mouth."Auntie, the joke you just told is really funny," she said, looking at he Fengyu with a smile. "I think of a funny joke, too. Let me tell it to you? Aunt

"Yes, yes." He Fengyu looked at Xi'er and said with a smile and clap.

Xi'er's joke is like this:

there is a city woman who especially likes eating sweet potato leaves. When she went to visit her relatives in the countryside, she bought some bundles of sweet potato leaves to bring to her relatives, and said in a loud voice, "this is the delicious food in the city. It's the best in the hot pot. You countrymen can't eat it." Several children said: "sister, we usually use sweet potato leaves here to feed pigs..."

Xi'er said this joke, the audience was dumb!

He Yufeng's face was so beautiful that she had a mouthful of wild vegetables in her mouth. She didn't swallow it or spit it out, which made her a little embarrassed! It's like she really has sweet potato vines from the countryside in her mouth!

I think you all know that Xi'er's joke is aimed at he Yufeng and satirizes the city people!

What a relief! Xi'er! You give me a bad breath!

Xi'er pretended to be puzzled and opened her eyes to look around and said, "ah! Why don't you all smile? I don't respect the fruits of other people's work, do I? "

Xi'er said with a smile: "I can declare it! I just suddenly thought of this joke, not for the city people, not for the country people, I just suddenly thought of this joke

Ouyang Daoming then said with a smile: "smile, ten years! Good joke, good joke! "

He Fengyu turned her head and glared at Ouyang Daoming.

"Come on! Everybody eat vegetables Lin Xiaotian also echoed and said with a smile, "for the Spring Festival, Xiuying has been busy preparing this meal for most of the day. In order to respect the fruits of our imperial chef's work, we should be determined to eat all these dishes!"

"Of course!" Xi'er squeezed her eyes toward her father and said with a smile, "I, Lin Xi'er, set an example. I'll take all the three dishes in front of me!" She looked at he Yufeng with a smile and said, "Auntie, you have to wrap up the dish of" braised sea cucumber with Scallion "and the big dish of wild vegetables" a little red. "

He Yufeng's mouth muscles twitched slightly, looked at Xi'er and said with a smile: "why not? This is my favorite dish

He Yufeng must know about Xi'er's temperament. She must also know that Xi'er is not easy to provoke? It's more difficult to offend the second lady of the Lin family than Ouyang Yu!

"If you like, eat more!" Xi'er said with a smile to he Yufeng, with a trace of irony and strangeness in her eyes.

By Xi'er such a irony, he Yufeng honest a lot, until the end of lunch, she did not expose what kind of acrimonious words.

After dinner, Lin Xiaotian proposed to play bridge. Ouyang Daoming and he Yufeng responded.

He Yufeng plays with Xi'er. Xi'er's attitude is a little hesitant.

Ouyang Ze grabs he Yufeng and smiles to help Xi'er out and says, "Mom, don't pull Xi'er. She just came back from the provincial capital and is tired. Let Xier have a good rest. "

Lin Xiaotian and Ouyang Daoming have already sat down at the card table, biting their cigars and smoking there, talking and laughing.

Ouyang Daoming looked up at his son and Xi'er and said, "you don't play. We are the only three old people playing here. What's the point? It's only when there are so many people that it's lively! "

Listen to Ouyang Daoming say so, Xi'er is not good to shirk.

If Xi'er wants to play cards, Ouyang Ze will not leave the card table.

I don't know how to play bridge. I left the living room and stood outside at the entrance of the hall. I was looking at the snow scene of Rose Manor and smoking. I thought about he Yufeng's cruel performance at the dinner table.

At this time, Gu Tong took Xi'er's hand and ran out of the living room.

I looked back at them and said with a smile, "where are you going? Flustered. "

"To see the day and night." Gu Tong said, "they may be starving."

After Gu Tong reminded me, I also thought of "morning and evening". They are still under the back seat of BMW!

So I went with Xi'er and Gu Tong to the BMW parked under the marble steps.

Gu Tong opened the door and took out the bamboo cage.

"Sister Xi'er, do you believe it now?" Gu Tong picked up the cage and showed it to Xi'er, "this is what my brother and Xi'er sister went to the mountain to catch! There are many rabbits on the mountain in our hometown, but snow rabbit is very rare. My brother and Xi'er elder sister ran into it! "

Xi'er took over the cage, excitedly gathered in front of her and exclaimed, "Wow! How lovely! Gu Tong! Is this male or female? "

"Both are female!" Gu Tong said with a smile.

Xi'er looks up at Gu Tong and says, "how do you know?"

"My brother said it." Gu Tong says, turn round to hold my hand, "want my elder brother to explain to you!"

I raised my hand and pinched my nose. I said with a smile, "it's very complicated and profound. I told you, and you may not understand it."

Gu Tongbai looked at me and said, "brother, do you think you are the smartest in the world? Treat sister Xi'er and me as fools? Don't pretend to be a wolf with a big tail