The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I said: "pants are worn, but shorts! I'm afraid the hair on my leg will scare you! "

Xi'er looked down at me and said, "what to wear? Do you have hair on your legs? I don't know yet... "

Her words stopped! Seems to realize something! She turned and looked away

I raised my hand, pinched my nose and said, "didn't you say that my legs are as hairy as gorillas in the zoo?"

"I don't have hair on my legs. I can't do things well!" Said Xi'er.

I burst out laughing.

"I said:" your ability to tamper with the original is not generally strong

"On the count of three, if you don't get up again, do you dare to lift your bed?" Xi'er frowns and stares at me. She starts to count and reaches for her hand to lift the quilt.

I shook my head and said, "you win!"

I got up from the bunk, lifted the quilt and looked down. Fortunately, there was no chenbo!

When I lifted the quilt, Xi'er turned her back.

She paced with her hands behind her back at the edge of the shop and said in a strong voice, "I must go out today! Even if someone with a bomb is going to die with me! Hum

As I put on my clothes, I said to her, "where are you going?"

Xi'er said, "climb the mountain!"

I said, "mountain climbing? Why? "

She said, "burn incense and worship Buddha?"

I said, "don't you believe that?"

She said, "since I burned incense at the temple fair with mother Gu, Miss Ben has converted to Buddhism."

I was so happy that I jumped down from the shop and said with a smile: "it seems that my mother's charisma is very strong! Ha ha

I smile, pull the crotch on the zipper, hand excessive force, a fierce clip!

I scolded in pain: "screw you!"

Xi'er suddenly turned around and looked at me suspiciously and said, "do you scold my mother?"

I vomited my tongue at her and said with a smile, "how can it be? I don't know your mother at all. Why do I scold her? "

"Who are you calling?" Said Xi'er, staring at me.

I said, "curse the zipper!"

Xi'er blinked quickly

I said with a smile, "I've been clipped by a zipper!"

Xi'er looked confused and muttered, "where are you..."

I put on my shoes with my head down and laugh

"Why do you laugh so obscenely?" Xi'er frowned at me and said.

I immediately restrained the smile on my face, pretended to be serious and said: "nothing, smile, ten years young! Ha ha ha

"Zipper..." Xi'er tilted her head and looked at me thoughtfully. She came up to me and said, "it's zipped..."

She raised her hand and pinched her nose, then suddenly hit me with a hook on the face!

I covered my face, glared at her and said, "are you crazy?"

Xi'er looked at me and said, "I'm sorry! I hit your dick

I glared at her, laughing and crying!

I realized immediately that she was insulting me! In this respect, she knows more than Xi'er! She knows what a second is!

I am not good attack, can only be dumb to eat Coptis, white was a horizontal hook!

I bowed my head and pinched my nose, crying and laughing: "a famous teacher is a good student! You've got a good cross hook

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "but your second son looks a little strange!"

I'm petrified!

Then I pointed to the door and yelled at her, "get out of here!"

Xi'er giggled, covered her stomach, looked at me with a smile and said, "so, you have agreed to let us go out to play together?"

"There are no doors!" I said angrily.

Xi'er restrained her smile, stared at me and said, "good! I know you're busy! "

Then she turned abruptly and walked quickly towards the door.

When she got to the door, she looked back at me and said, "busy with online love! I'll call my sister now! "

Then she flashed out of the door.

At breakfast, the walkie talkie rang.

I picked up my walkie talkie and said, "what's the matter? Man

"Pay attention! There is a man wandering outside your house The plain clothes policeman downstairs said on the intercom.

My heart jumps, urgent voice way: "black duck?"

"No, it's another man. We examined him just now. He said it was Miss Lin's boyfriend!" Plain clothes police are at the end of the walkie talkie.

I left my spoon, rushed out of the restaurant and ran to the door

From the video phone, I see Daniel!

I breathed a sigh of relief and thought, "what's this guy doing here?"?

Xi'er has followed her. She still has a pair of chopsticks in her hand.

When she saw Daniel, she immediately looked disgusted!

I looked at her and said, "let him in?""Don't care about him!" Said Xi'er.

Then she took my hand and went to the restaurant.

Back in the restaurant, I asked Xi'er how did Daniel know her new mobile phone number?

Xi'er said that she forgot to move Daniel's mobile phone number out when she informed her colleagues and family members of her new mobile phone number by group sending that day! She also said that Daniel harassed her by calling and sending messages every day! The skin is thicker than the city wall!

I took a bite of the egg, looked at her and said, "don't you want to give him your new cell phone number?"

"No!" Said Xi'er.

I smile, looking at her, knowing the reason and asking: "don't you like him?"

Xi'er glared at me and took a sip of milk from the cup. Then she looked up at me and said, "in fact, I know he's a love liar..."

I looked at her with wide eyes and said, "are you still with him?"

"I never wanted to be with him," she said

"How can I say that?" he said

"In my dictionary, being with so and so means heart together, not people together!" Xi'er lowered her eyelids and said.

I raised my hand, pinched my nose and said with a smile, "so your hearts are not together?"

"He's still a coward! Hum Xi'er pouted and said.

I said: "how to say?"

"It's obvious! That day, at the door of the Italian restaurant, he could not help himself! " She said unhappily.

I said, "in that case, I can't save you. So I can't help myself? "

"You have courage, no chance! And he has a chance, no courage! He's very close to the black duck Xi'er said angrily.

I said with a smile: "retreat is a human instinct! But since you knew he was a love liar before, how can you still be so intimate with him? "

Xi'er glanced at me and said, "it's not all because of you..."

I looked at her with wide eyes and said, "because of me?"

Xi'er glared and said, "shut up! Eat your eggs

At nine o'clock in the morning, Xi'er came down from the bedroom upstairs.

After a butterfly like turn in front of me, he gave me a smile and said, "we can go now! Are you ready? "

I straightened up and put my hand on the shoulder of the plaster sculpture of Mozart. Shaking my head, I said with a bitter smile, "what about Ouyang Ze?"

Ouyang Ze just called to see Xi'er. He said he would come with Aibi.

Lin Xiaotian told us before he left yesterday that he would send Aibi to "Sicily Manor" to help us with the housework.

"Don't worry! I have my own plan! " Xi'er said with a proud smile, "Abby will cover for me! We'll be back at noon! "

I have no choice but to shake my head and say, "I hope nothing happens?"

"Everything is absolute!" Xi'er said to me with a smile.

I pulled my hand from Mozart's shoulder and said to Xi'er, "aren't you going to give this Mozart sculpture to Daniel?"

Xi'er looked at me and said, "don't even think about it! When you come back in the afternoon, help me move it to my bedroom and improve my artistic taste! "

"Don't mention the word 'move'," I stretched out my hand to stop her. When I mentioned moving Mozart, even Beethoven couldn't play out the sadness in my heart!

Xi'er put on a white baseball cap and said with a smile, "don't mention it! Let's go! It's time for us to go! "

Then she tugged at my sleeve and walked to the door.

"Wait a minute," I looked back at the sky outside the window. "How do I feel that the weather forecast is going to be ironic again! Where is the shadow of the sun outside? The whole gray sky! I think we'd better take an umbrella and go out? "

Now I'm not only learning to pay attention to the things around me, but also to the weather.

Xi'er grabbed me and said with disdain, "what umbrella do you have! Ouch! Let's go! My great Xia gu

I have to follow Xi'er to the door of the room. Daniel has disappeared. It seems that he disappeared automatically after asking for no fun?

Take the elevator to the downstairs, Xi'er just like a bird, all over the world "chirping" cheers!

I'm telling the two plainclothes police what to pay attention to. Lin Xiaotian said that I'm fully responsible for the special task of protecting Xi'er. Including commanding these plainclothes policemen.

Just as I was talking, I caught a glimpse of a black Mercedes running over there.

Black Mercedes stopped beside us. Ouyang Ze, a black suit with a white shirt, and Aibi, a fashionable dress, walked out of the car.

I'm stunned, so must Xi'er!

Xi'er's original plan was to get rid of Ouyang Ze and Aibi. She didn't expect them to come so early, but they ran into each other!

No way, now can only tell the truth!

Xi'er and I told Ouyang Ze and Aibi the truth about going to Qingyun Mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha. It's no surprise that Ouyang Ze didn't think so. He also said that he and ABI would go with us.Frankly speaking, because of Xi'er, I always feel embarrassed to face Ouyang Ze face to face!

But it seems that Ouyang Ze doesn't care, or he doesn't show his concern on his face!

He also took the initiative to shake hands with me, looked at me with a smile and said: "hard work! Mr. Gu

I said with a smile, "nothing. Shall we go up the mountain together? "

"Why not? I'm going to climb mountains, too. It's sports! " Ouyang Ze looked at me and said with a smile.

Xi'er chimed in and said to Ouyang Ze, "Mr. Ouyang, do you really want to go with us? It's not suitable for you to climb mountains when you wear a famous suit and shoes? "

Ouyang Ze waved his hand and said with a smile, "no harm, no harm. I can climb faster than you in shoes, believe it or not? Xi'er. "

Just at this time, Daniel didn't know which corner he rushed out of.

Two plainclothes policemen fly forward and stop Daniel!