The day I shared a flat with my female boss

When she stretched out her hand, I threw the two caterpillars into her hand, then held my arms and looked at her with a bad smile and said, "take it and play."

When Xi'er saw the two blue caterpillars, I believe that anyone who was near the hillside would hear the scream from here! Not one, not two, but three! One after another, one more shrill than the other!

I also believe that if Xi'er had been put in a glass container at that time, her three screams would have broken the glass bottle!

Just, just a problem I didn't think of in advance! I'm the one who started this prank, Xi'er is the one who was scared, and Daniel is the one who benefited from it!

Because almost at the same time when Xi'er screamed, her body was dominated by the stress reaction, and she jumped on Daniel as quickly as a squirrel! Hands tightly around his neck, almost the whole person will be suspended in Daniel's body!

Straight hoop Daniel breathless, until I laugh to find out the truth: "ah! No! It's not a caterpillar. It's just a caterpillar like flower

Xi'er turns her head and looks at the two caterpillars that have been bounced to the ground by her. She releases Daniel like lightning and slowly raises a face that is still in shock. Then she looks around her eyes red. Her eyes finally stay on an irregular granite!

I know the tragedy is coming! Before Xi'er bent down to lift the stone, I turned around and ran

Fortunately, that piece of granite is not small. It's difficult for Xi'er to lift it up and make a sharp parabolic movement! thank goodness! Thank you Guanyin! That's why I got a life back!

However, as the saying goes, it's always necessary to pay back when you come out. I didn't expect Xi'er to be so stingy. I just owed her something, and she immediately asked me to return it to her!

The next morning, a loud bang woke me up from my sleep, and my upper and lower eyelids popped open!

The dawn came in through the cracks of the French window curtain, just shining on my eyes. I raised my hand, rubbed my eyes, turned my face to the loud noise, turned to the bedroom door

When I saw the familiar figure, I was so surprised that I jumped out of the shop and sat up!

Xi'er is standing at the door of the bedroom, her hands akimbo, glaring at me, the corner of her lips picking up a strange and cold radian. Beibei stood at her feet, with her scarlet tongue outstretched, and with her fairy mistress, staring at me without blinking!

"What? Did you sleep well last night? " Xi'er stares at me and asks, with a smile on her face.

"How good!" I said, in the heart uneasy!

Xi'er suddenly stretched out her hand and pointed at me. She was angry and cried, "Gu Yang! Do you think that's what happened yesterday? You're sleeping in peace! "

I smile, puzzled to look at her way: "yesterday yesterday yesterday what thing?"

"Miss Ben thought all night! Finally decided not to forgive you so much! Scare me with caterpillars and make me look ugly in front of Daniel! Do you think it's going to pass so easily? " Cried Xi'er, staring at me.

"What do you want?" I looked at him, hands unconsciously grasp the hands of the quilt.

Xi'er's eyelids turned up, "withdraw" and I said: "Gu Yang! You are so beautiful! Do you think Miss Ben is trying to insult you? That's funny

"No, no!" I chuckled and relaxed my quilt.

"But! I don't want to insult you! Doesn't mean Joseph doesn't want to insult you! " Xi'er stares at me with a sneer. It's the kind of look I can already detect that I'm going to do something bad!

I thought that the major event was not good, and I didn't know how to deal with it before I heard Xi'er give instructions to Joseph!

"Go! Joseph! Make a good insult to that innocent thing

"Joseph" barked at me twice and rushed to the edge of the shop

"Hello! Hello, Hello! Don't bring such a play! I protest I stare at Joseph and shout to Xi'er.

"No protest! Joseph, bite him! Give me a good bite Xier sneered and ordered Joseph to say.

I grabbed the pillow and threw it at Joseph, threatening him: "go! Go away! If you don't leave, I'll take you... "

"Make my Joseph into a dog kebab, right?" Xi'er stares at me with a thin eyebrow, "bite his ass! Joseph

Bite my ass, that's not my biggest worry! What I worry about most is that the beast will take a breath in my crotch, then I will not live!

I said that animal is animal, no matter how precious it is, it's still animal! It listens to Xi'er's instructions, flies over, puts a pair of front feet on the edge of the shop, and when its back feet kick on the ground, it will jump onto the shop

I kicked the quilt open and turned over from the bed

"Ah

Xi'er suddenly opened her eyes and glared at me. A sharp scream broke out from her mouth. Through the French window, she cut through the quiet sky of "Sicilian Manor" in the early morning!I was startled by her scream. I bowed my head and looked down at my lower body

"Ah

Then there was another scream, which I made myself! I suddenly realized that I was totally naked!

I'll go. Last night, after I took a shower, I just wrapped up a bath towel and lay on the upper bunk. Later, I fell asleep in the process of reading!

Where's that damn towel now? Did I slip when I turned over last night, or did I slip when I rolled off the bunk just now?

"Ah

Xi'er screams again, turns abruptly, covers her eyes and runs out of the door

"Joseph" to see the master fled, but also no love war, turned to follow Xi'er ran out.

I stared at the door, the man and the dog disappeared in the blink of an eye, only the door was shaking

"I'm scared to death!" I screamed, raised my hand and punched my head hard!

I looked down again. It's necessary to make mosaic here!

My powerful spiritual victory!

"She intruded into my private space without authorization. Even if I was sleeping naked in my bedroom, even if I was walking naked in my bedroom, I didn't commit anyone? I didn't run naked to the lawn of the manor, nor did I hide in the rose garden to play Adam's original and wild appearance when he first appeared in front of Eve! It was she who broke into my bedroom without authorization in the early morning. If she hadn't ordered Joseph to bite my ass, I wouldn't have kicked off the quilt, so I wouldn't have stood in front of her bravely! Can you blame me for that? "

I feel at ease when I think about it like this!

Today is Sunday. Xi'er hasn't gone out. It is said that she is already preparing for the fashion design next spring.

If she doesn't go out, I'll feel much more relaxed, because as soon as she goes out, my nerves will be tense!

I still can't leave my Sicilian manor apartment. Frankly, I miss Xier very much. I also want to go to the cafe with my lover on weekends, or go to the lawn to bask in the rare sunshine in winter.

Xi'er went to Inner Mongolia on a business trip. Last night, Simei company wanted to plan a major business activity for yiliyuan group company. This time, we went to know the relevant situation first.

She called me on the eve of boarding. She said if only I could go with her!

Yes! How beautiful and happy it is to be able to gallop on the prairie with your beloved when the sun is setting!

Xi'er is now in Inner Mongolia, and is the destination of this morning. Today, I had a brief meeting with representatives of yiliyuan company headed by Liu Zhiyuan.

She sent a message to tell me all this. She's so busy that she doesn't even have time to talk to me on the phone.

It was not until noon that I got a call from Xi'er.

"Yang Yang, do you miss me?" Xi'er asked me with a smile at the end of the mobile phone.

I raised my hand to pinch my nose and said with a smile, "I don't want to!"

Xi'er on the other end of the mobile phone said with loss: "don't you miss me?"

I said with a smile: "missing is not as deep as missing. I'm missing you! "

"Is it?" Xi'er said with a smile.

I said: "absolutely true! I don't know what I'm doing from the morning till now? Because you occupy every nerve in my mind, your smiling face is full of all my thoughts

"Really?" Xi'er said with surprise at the end of the mobile phone.

I said, "it's true! Xi'er! I don't know why, as soon as you leave Binhai, my heart is empty! If you are in Binhai, even if I can't see you every day, I don't have the feeling of panic! "

"Panic?" Said Xi'er.

I said, "it's like panic! I can't tell why I panic. It's as if you've left me, and my heart won't fall! "

"Fool!" Xi'er said to me at the end of the mobile phone.

I said: "missing you makes me a fool!"

"Yang Yang! I miss you so much, too! Every time I go to a strange place, I think, if you were by my side, how nice it would be! I feel flustered when I miss you. It's like there are many little insects gnawing my heart. I can't describe that feeling! " Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone.

I said with a smile: "is it a bit like a cigarette addict?"

"Yes, yes! you 're right! Although I don't smoke, I think missing should be like the feeling that I can't find a cigarette after I'm addicted to it! " Xi'er said with a smile at the end of the mobile phone.

"You can suck my fingers," she said

"I hate it! Have you ever seen a 25-year-old girl licking her fingers? " Xi'er said to me at the end of the mobile phone.

I said, "I've seen it in the street. It's a Madwoman in rags!"

"Bad guy!" Xi'er said in a delicate voice at the end of the mobile phone.I laugh.

"Yang Yang! Vice Chairman Liu also asked about your situation! He asked me, "why didn't you come?" Said Xi'er.

I said: "Liu Zhiyuan?"

Xi'er gave a "hum" at the end of the mobile phone.

"Yang Yang! Vice Chairman Liu said that he would arrange people to accompany me to ride horses on the prairie and to accompany me to Hulunbuir prairie! " Xi'er said excitedly at the end of the mobile phone.