The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I vaguely feel that another reason why she is so enthusiastic to me today is that she needs a big shelf to hang clothes! Unfortunately, I became the clothes shelf! Soon I was covered with shopping bags all over my body!

The worst is yet to come!

When strolling to another street, Xi'er curiously gets into a shop selling plaster sculptures.

I realized that things could be bad for me! No matter how many clothes there are, they are made of cloth, not stone. No matter how much you buy, I can still hold them! But if she wants to move some plaster sculptures home on the spur of the moment, I will die!

I stopped Xi'er and said with a smile: "almost! Xi'er! It's time for us to go home. What if Lin Dong goes to find you in the beauty dress? "

But Xi'er looked at me with a light face and said, "as you come, you'll be at ease! I've already said hello to my secretary. My father is here. I asked her to say I went to the bathroom and asked her to call me! "

I squinted at her and said, "you're really there!"

"I, Lin Xi'er, don't fight an uncertain battle!" She raised her hand and patted her chest.

"But this is a gypsum sculpture shop. Why do we go in?" I said.

"Go in and have a look! Anyway, it's still early! " Xi'er said and walked into the store.

I had no choice but to admit that I was unlucky to follow in. It seems that this shop specializes in plaster sculpture works, and there are a wide range of sculptures big and small! Most of them are sculptures of characters, including body parts, such as hands, faces, heads, bust and whole body!

What if she is inspired by an art and wants to move a discus thrower or David back?

All the shop owners are smart like monkeys. As soon as they look at Xi'er's clothes, they know that she is a rich owner. The male shop owner especially enthusiastically introduces her sculpture art. I wish I could tell Xi'er the whole history of sculpture in Europe!

How can I see the male shopkeeper? How can I get angry? If I can turn stone into gold, I must have ordered the shopkeeper first, and let him become a shining dumb statue standing at the door of the shop!

Xi'er stood up in front of a huge plaster bust of Mozart, holding her arms and examining it carefully.

The male shopkeeper strongly recommended: "miss! This is our Mr. Mozart! A household name in Austria! A model of classical music! The works of this gifted composer are always in one go, so they sound like flowing water and flowing clouds! "

"I want this!" Xi'er looks at the owner and says.

"Good! Good! I'll wrap it for you right now! " The male shopkeeper couldn't help saying. yes! I'm afraid any shopkeeper would like this kind of customer who never makes a counter-offer!

"Ah! What do you want this for? " I cried.

Xi'er said with a smile: "Daniel likes Mozart! I want to surprise him

I look at the huge bust of Mozart, and then at Xi'er, dumb! Why does she have to mention the pot that doesn't open?

"Whether to deliver goods or not, we have special delivery staff, only charge a little fee!" Male telephone introduction said that the eyes are almost no smile!

However, I raised a thousand hands in favor of his words, and I quickly said, "boss! We need delivery! Such a big stone... "

"What stone? It's sculpture Xi'er obviously didn't like me to say it was a stone.

Who would admit that he spent thousands of dollars to buy a big stone back?

"Boss! We don't want delivery! " Said Xi'er, a shrewd light flashed in her eyes.

"Hello I stare at Xi'er, "how can I do without delivery? Such a large sculpture? "

"Why not?" Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "don't we have a car?"

"But it's a long way from the parking place!" I said in a hurry.

"Then there are you!" Xi'er said, go to the counter and swipe the card.

I followed closely and cried, "I have all your clothes on my hands. How can I help you carry that thing?" Fortunately, I found this reason!

Xi'er looked back at me and said with a gloating smile, "forget it! Let me be a little aggrieved! I'll take the clothes in your hand! "

"What about me?" I was dumb.

Crows were all over the head and flew past

"You have Mozart! It's up to you to carry him or not! " Xi'er smiles triumphantly.

"No? Do you want me to carry that damn stone through the downtown to the parking lot? " I looked at Xi'er with wide eyes.

People come and go in the street, I feel sad!

Xi'er squeezed her eyes at me and said, "exactly! Don't you like to be a follower? "

I see! I finally understand! She's taking revenge!

"Young man! It's an honor to serve a beautiful woman! " The male shopkeeper looked up at me and said with a smile.

I admit, at the moment I want to kill this turtle grandson impulse all have! Had it not been for his words, Xi'er might not have wanted the big stone!"Lin Xi'er!" I yelled at her, using the last trick to win, "if you want to frame me, I'll tell you that Lin Dong said you came to the pedestrian street..."

"Good!" Xi'er looked at me and said with a smile, "Mr. Gu! If my father knew that we had come to the pedestrian street, who would be the first one to have bad luck? "

She looked at me, blinked quickly, and raised an index finger to play with her lower lip.

I looked at her with my mouth wide open, and my eyes almost fell out! Insidious! No conscience! The most poisonous woman! Cross the river and tear down the bridge! Now I'm in the water! Still want to bite me in front of Lin Xiaotian! But I deserve it! I asked for it! It's me who lifted the stone and hit my feet!

Yes! She is right. If Lin Xiaotian knows about it, I will be the first one to clean it up!

"All right! Young man The male shopkeeper patted the huge paper box and said with a smile, "you can take Mozart home now!"

I am a stagger, a cavity of sadness, back is so desolate!

Can imagine, I hold this "composer genius" is how to go through the downtown! Because the paper box was big and heavy, I had to stand back like a pregnant woman! You don't have to think about it. It must be funny! If I carry Mr. Mozart on my back, it will become the urban version of Monkey King carrying red boy! It's really laughing off the big teeth of passers-by!

Red boy wants to crush Monkey King. He makes monkey monkey fall on his back! Mozart and red boy, Monkey Sun and me, what's special?

The power of evil is not red boy, but Xi'er!

I followed her and gasped, "miss! It's time for us to go home! When the chairman finds out... "

"Go back? How is that possible? " Xi'er looked back at me with a smile, "it's so easy to come to the pedestrian street. How can I go back now? What's your hurry? I haven't started shopping yet

I'll take care of it! This woman is so evil!

I carried Mr. Mozart across the street, and passers-by avoided and looked sideways. I dare say that if I got on the bus with this paper box, people would think I was a terrorist who planted bombs!

In front of a cold drink shop, Xi'er bought an ice cream, opened the wrapping paper and ate it with relish. Then he suddenly found me and said, "Oh! I almost forgot you

I held Mozart in my arms, wheezed, and said angrily, "when I'm a transparent person!"

Although I have endless strength, I'm not an iron warrior! I am flesh and blood, I also need to supplement energy, especially like ice cream, which is full of heat and delicious!

"But you don't have time!" Xi'er said with a smile.

"We can have a rest!" I said, looking at her little pink tongue licking back and forth on the cream ice cream, I couldn't help swallowing.

"Oh! I almost forgot! " Xi'er suddenly turned around and squinted at me, "men don't like ice cream! Don't worry! I won't make a fool of you in public! Let's go And she giggled and hopped away.

I stare at her back in amazement, and my lungs are going to explode!

Until it's almost lunch time, Xi'er decides to go back home! She is tired of shopping!

"Ah! No energy! Let's go! Let's go back! " She said with a curl of her lips.

"Lin Xi'er! I'm your bodyguard! It's not your nanny! Let me do this next time! I'm not finished with you! Do you hear me? Evil woman I panted to keep up with her, patted the table in my heart and scolded.

My face is full of sweat, and the sweat on my back flows down my skin. My white shirt is wet, and it's close to my back!

When I got to the parking lot and opened the door, I couldn't wait to throw Mozart into the back seat of the car, damn it! I'm free at last!

"Hello! Take it easy! If you break Mozart's nose, I'll cut off your nose and put it on him! " Xi'er stares at me and says.

I would like to return her a sentence, think or give up, I am completely speechless to this evil woman! Besides, if my nose can be put on Mr. Mozart's face, I will be lucky in my life!

I drove Xi'er and Mr. Mozart out of the parking lot and left the pedestrian street. Xi'er sat in the co driver's seat with a newly bought coffee colored wallet in her hand. She looked left and right and seemed very satisfied!

"Is it good?" Xi'er dangled the money in front of me.

"What do you want your wallet to look so good for?" Holding the steering wheel, I said, "the most important thing is the money in it!"

"A man without taste! I know it's no use asking you! " Said Xi'er.

I said: "who said I have no taste? I also use chanel wallet

"Cut! I don't believe it Lin Xi'er said.

I took the coffee chanel wallet out of my hip pocket of my jeans, shook it in front of her eyes and said, "you can't believe it! See? "Xi'er snatched the purse, looked at it and said, "it's Chanel! It's as like as two peas I bought today.