The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I pinched my nose and said with a smile, "who can say it right..."

See the facial expression of Xi son is not right, I hasten to rectify a way: "I am that kind of person?"? Do I look like Gu Yang who's flirting everywhere? The fragrance of wild flowers, isn't it

Xi'er hummed, "that's pretty much the same! When you have money, if you dare to love others, be careful with me... "

I looked at her and said with a smile, "what are you careful about?"

Xi'er said, "be careful, I'll pick up the baby and go back to my mother's house! Let you live alone! Hum

In the evening, we walked hand in hand to the seaside.

Xi'er looked up at me and said, "Yang Yang, do you remember how long we were walking hand in hand at the seaside last time?"

I looked down at her and said with a smile, "more than half a year?"

Xi'er said, "do you remember?"

I said, "I always remember!"

Xi'er said, "this is where we first fell in love and where we fall in love again."

I looked down at her and said, "and then what?"

Xi'er said, "then let the sea testify that our love will never be interrupted again until the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten!"

I said, "speak to the sea yourself."

"Good!" Xi'er said with a witty smile.

She let go of my hand, her hands trumpeted to the sea and cried, "sea! Please testify that I will love Gu Yang all my life

Then she turned to me and said, "it's your turn!"

"Must it be done?" I looked at her and said.

Xi'er looked at me and said, "of course! I said it to the sea

I shook my head and said, "OK! I'll try! I'm afraid my voice will fry all the fish and shrimps in the sea! "

Xi'er shook me and said, "say it! Say it

I had to learn from her, making trumpets with both hands, rushing to the peaceful and broad sea in the evening, shouting: "sea, sea! You're so damn big! Ha ha ha

"I hate it Xi'er hit me, feigned anger and looked at me and said, "you don't make sense again!"

"Ha ha," I said with a smile, "what should I say?"

"Just as I said!" Said Xi'er.

I said with a smile, "I'll say the same to you? All right, then

"The sea! Please testify! I will love Gu Yang all my life! Ha ha ha I yelled at the sea.

Xi'er glared at me and said, "Oh! You always make trouble! I don't care about you! "

"Ha ha," I said with a smile, "OK, OK! I will come this time, really

Xi'er pouted at me and said, "come on! Don't say throw you into the sea! Hum

I had to raise my hand to make a trumpet and shout to the sea, "the sea! Please testify that I will love Lin Xi'er all my life

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "it's almost the same! Come on! Give you a reward! "

Then she stood on tiptoe and gave me a quick kiss on my face!

Then she swerved and ran away.

I was stunned in situ for a moment, and yelled at her pretty figure: "Hello! You take advantage of me! no way! I must take advantage of it

"If you have the ability, go after it!" Xi'er turned around and gave me a provocative reply.

I laughed and yelled at her: "you have seed, don't run!"

I pulled out my legs to catch up

That night, Xier and I were sleeping in my standard single room.

Xi'er put forward this idea. She said that now she is penniless, and I am not rich. We should carry forward the revolutionary optimism spirit of hard work, thrift and thrift!

At first, I still felt a little unnatural. I said that a poor family is rich, and it's nothing to be short of money at home. It's better to prepare more money to avoid difficulties when going out!

Xi'er said that it was much better than the dormitory she lived in a week ago. She said that no matter where she went, she used to stay in hotels, and at least four-star hotels, but the special experience of the past week taught her to be diligent and thrifty. Because there are a lot of people whose lives are very hard.

I said with a smile that her consciousness had improved.

I've allocated my sleeping space. I sleep on the sofa.

At nine o'clock in the night, we all had a bath.

Both of them are watching TV on their bunks. They are watching the Korean drama "please, Miss". These two episodes are about the elopement of housekeeper Xu dongcan and daughter Han Huina.

Xi'er is wearing a white cotton Nightgown, lying on the shop. The curve behind her is like the rolling mountains covered by snow in the distance. If her shoulder is the peak of the mountains, then her waist is the low-lying part of the mountains, followed by a steep slope, that is her hips, and then her two slender legs.

After watching two episodes, we lay side by side on the bunk, looking up at the ceiling and chatting.

I raised my hand to pinch the bridge of my nose and said with a smile, "Xi'er, the dress of the waitress in your coffee shop is really unique."Xi'er said, "that's the rule in the shop. The landlady wants us to wear it. We can't do without it."

I said with a smile: "your landlady really can attract customers! A bunch of beautiful young girls are dressed like that, and men are not swarming here? "

Xi'er turned to me and said, "what's my landlady? That's where I worked for a week! That's true

"Ha ha," I said with a smile, "do you know that there is a kind of CAF é on the island called" maid caf é "? Now the first tier cities in China also have this kind of "maid cafe."

"Maid cafe" Xi'er blinked and said, "I haven't heard of it. What is a maid's Cafe?"? How strange is the name? "

I said with a smile: "you are not a fan of animation, of course you don't understand."

"Has it anything to do with anime fans?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I turned to look at her and said, "some people say that only animation enthusiasts and perverts go to maid cafes."

"Why?" Xi'er asked, blinking.

Her expression at the moment is very naive, in front of me, she often shows this kind of "idiot" expression.

I pinched my nose, looked at her with a smile, and said, "the maid cafe mainly refers to the role of the maid in the middle. The young saleswoman in the shop will dress up as a maid in the medieval European style maid's clothes. She will greet the guests with a very sweet and cute voice and call them" master. "

"And then? What does this have to do with perversion? " Xi'er still looks at me and asks.

I "ha ha" a smile way: "don't worry, listen to me to tell you!"

Xi'er's eyes blinked at me, waiting for me to give her "class"!

I said with a smile: "the maid cafe has games such as shark and 2, which can be played with the maid. But if you want the maid to play with you, you have to pay. You can win every time you press shark for 5 yuan. In addition, if you play games, you can bet with them. Of course, what the bet is depends on your purpose and negotiation ability. Maids most hope that the bet is to ask them to feed you, but if they have good negotiation ability and other 'purposes', they can also achieve it. "

I deliberately increased the tone of the word "purpose" to imply that Xi'er expanded her imagination, because some of the purposes of male customers are very "dirty"!

Xi'er blinked at me and said, "then what?"

I said, "then, then more. You can take all kinds of clothes and ask the maid to change clothes for you. In fact, it is to change clothes for you! The maid will provide such service at your request, and the service is free! Of course, if the negotiation ability is strong, like corn, it can also be used as a free service for non gambling. She can feed you, you can feed her, feed a mouthful, all feed can also be finished

Xi'er "ah" said, looking at me with wide eyes and saying: "this is OK?"

I said with a smile, "what's wrong? I can take pictures with those maids. This is a service for asking for money, about 10 yuan each. But the advantage is not that the maid you call can meet your requirements of posing when taking pictures. In other words, whether it's shoulder hugging, waist hugging, or other hugging, or face hugging, you can do other further postures by yourself. It's related to your personal ability. In a word, "maid coffee" has its own unique way of service, such as massage, chatting with guests, playing cards or playing games, but it costs extra. It is said that some shops offer kneeling service, asking "maids" to kneel down and give customers coffee with milk and sugar. What's more, there is a store that provides customers with after meal grooming services, such as ear wax removal. "

Xi'er couldn't listen any more. She looked at me in amazement and said, "ah! Why is it so disgusting? What a pervert? "

I said with a smile, "now you know that's where the perverts go, don't you?"

Xi'er looked at me and couldn't believe it and said, "is there any in China?"

I said with a smile: "at present, only a few big cities in China have maid cafes.". But there are so many "maid cafes" in the abnormal island country! In Qiuyuan alone, there are more than 30 "maid cafes" with customers living in "otaku" and tourists coming to visit

"Why?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I said with a smile, "existence is truth."

Xi'er said, "what is otaku man?"

I said, "no? You don't even know this? The so-called "otaku man" is the general term for those who are infatuated with animation and electronic games. Many of them are immersed in the electronic world because of their bad interpersonal relationship. "

Xi'er suddenly looked at me and said, "how do you know so clearly?"

I raised my hand to pinch the bridge of my nose and said, "of course I know. I know not only maid's Cafe, but also Butler's black tea. "

Xi'er looked at me puzzled and said, "what's butler's black tea?"

I said: "housekeeper black tea also rose in island countries. "Maid cafe" is designed to attract male customers, and "housekeeper black tea" is designed to attract female customers. Young and handsome bartenders provide considerate service to female customers, making them feel like "noble gold". As soon as a female guest enters the door, the Butler in Tuxedo will welcome her at the door. "You're back, miss." They brought tea and water to the guests and chatted with them happily. As soon as the guests ring the bell on the table, they will show up immediately.