The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I looked at the squid shreds that were still wriggling. Then I looked up at Xi'er and said with a gape, "are you right? Is this your "faint Octopus"

Xi'er looked at me, covered his mouth and said with a chuckle: "that's right! This is the famous dish "faint Octopus" of Bangzi country! I remember staring at her and saying, "did you eat that?"

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "don't ask me if I've eaten. Now it's time for me to invite you to taste this famous Bangzi dish."

I jumped up from my chair, glared at her and said, "Emma! I have to go now! I'm here to eat Bangzi's food or Bangzi's food

Xi'er looked at me, covered his mouth and giggled even more!

She looked up at me and said, "sit down first! Yang Yang, it's not so terrible! Let me first explain to you the knowledge of eating this famous dish. "

I feel out a "Marlboro" point, Temo stomach already began to roll!

I said with righteous words: "kill me not to eat this damn dish!"

"Yang Yang, listen to me," Xi'er said, looking up at me with a smile. "Just as the people of the same island insist on and love sashimi, the people of Bangzi country say that they don't need any cooking to taste the taste of octopus. It's the best way to grab it and eat it directly. In this way, we can not only taste delicious Zhangyu, but also show the extraordinary courage of Bangzi people. "

I said, "do you have to eat Octopus alive to show a man's courage?"

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "in Bangzi country, if you are so timid, you will be laughed at by the men there and the beauties there. If you don't believe me, I'll ask the beautiful waiter to come over and let me tell him how afraid you are of this dish. What's her reaction? "

I am a stagger, the figure all appears so desolate!

Xi'er took me to sit down again and began to introduce the reason for this "faint Octopus" to me:

first, cut off the head of the octopus, put the remaining claws in a washing basket, and rub them with hands in one direction to wash away the sediment on the octopus. At the same time, the meat of the octopus will be soft. After rubbing, the octopus finally fainted. Holding the faint octopus with chopsticks and dipping it in chili sauce, because of the pungent stimulation, the Octopus "moves" like waking up.

If you put a piece in your mouth, the suction cup of the octopus will immediately absorb in your mouth. It feels alive, like fighting with your mouth. Bangzi people like this bold way to eat!

Some diners can't swallow the whole octopus in one bite, and the octopus's claws are still struggling outside the mouth. Some of them suck the diner's face, and some of them suck the nose. It looks funny and a little scary!

Damn it! I'm thrilled to hear that!

Xi'er reminded me with a smile: "don't swallow this dish whole, but chew it slowly. Otherwise, it will be troublesome for octopus to suck its throat! have a try! It's delicious

Damn it! Do I feel like I'm not here for dinner today?

I frowned at Xi'er and said, "that means, have you ever eaten this dish?"

Xi'er said with a smile, "I haven't eaten it. How can I know it tastes delicious?"

I said, "I can't imagine you swallowing an octopus raw!"

"Try it! Yang, Yang Xi'er still looks at me with a smile and says.

I exhaled a mouthful of smoke, thinking that since Xi'er dares to eat, what can I say as a big man!

I hesitated for two seconds, grabbed the chopsticks and stretched them out to the octopus on the porcelain plate.

Damn it! My wrist is shaking!

I forced myself to calm down and caught a strip, which should be a piece of the octopus's foot

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "dip in some chili sauce."

I dipped the strip on the chili sauce, and it squirmed

I almost want to get rid of my chopsticks and run away!

Xi'er looked at me in the opposite, chuckled and continued to encourage me to say: "try it! It's delicious! Really

Under her gaze, I simply opened my heart, closed my eyes, and put the strip into my mouth

"Chew and swallow." Xier reminded me.

I gnashed my teeth and began to chew!

The strip seems to be struggling between my tongue and teeth!

After chewing for a while, the strip did not move. I should have killed it completely, right? I closed my eyes and swallowed hard!

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "how does it taste?"

I looked at her and said, "I'm scared to death!"

Under the supervision of Xi'er, I tasted Xi'er's "Puchi" and laughed. The more I laughed, the more I could not stop it!

"She ate octopus, but she didn't eat octopus."

"Liar!" I glared at her.

She was almost laughing. She pointed at me and said, "I didn't cheat you It's you who didn't hear clearly... "

"Liar!" I stare at her.

In the end, I let Xier go and let a beautiful woman swallow the octopus alive. That's cruel in itself, isn't it?At the dinner table, Xi'er taught me some etiquette of Bangzi country, such as not holding the spoon and chopsticks in hand at the same time, and putting the spoon on the table when using chopsticks. Don't put the spoon and chopsticks on the bowl. Don't eat with rice bowl and soup bowl.

What a thrilling meal!

I'm afraid many years later, I won't forget the scene of Xi'er threatening and luring me to swallow Octopus alive in such a winter?

We drank two bottles of Korean Shaojiu that night. I was not drunk, but Xi'er got drunk.

I helped her out of this Korean restaurant, and the cold wind wrapped us, but I didn't feel cold. Maybe the liquor was working, right?

I said to Xi'er, "drunk! Shall I take you back to Rose Manor? I don't think you can drive like this! "

"No," Xi'er said, looking at me with drunken eyes, "I'm going to the sunshine of the Aegean Sea!"

I said, "don't you go home?"

Xi'er waved her hand and said, "the sunshine of Aegean Sea is My home... "

I helped Xi'er to the co driver's seat of BMW, closed the door, went around the front of the car, opened the driver's door and sat in.

As I started the engine, I muttered, "I always feel something creeping in my stomach!"

Xi'er put a soft arm on my shoulder, looked at me dimly and said, "you Did you swear just now? "

"She also scolded a dirty word like me, and my eyes were confused

Along the way, Xi'er was not honest in the car. For a while, she put her hand on my shoulder and looked at me with blurred eyes. For a while, she held a concert

She sang: "write and tell me what color the sea is today Night by night with your sea, how is the mood? Black is not that I don't want to say, blue is melancholy... "

She sang: "this sea is too sentimental, weeping till dawn..."

Singing, singing, she actually moved herself to sing, tears blurred.

Back to the "Aegean sunshine", I park my car downstairs and walk towards the entrance of the unit with Xi'er on my back.

Xi'er was lying on my back tightly, his hands around my neck.

She repeated the same sentence: "this sea is too sentimental, weeping till dawn..."

The heat she exhaled was blowing through my hair on the back of my neck

A drop of water in my neck!

At first I thought it was raining. Looking up, I found that it wasn't raining!

I stopped, looked back at Xi'er and said, "are you crying? It's the night

"I didn't cry..." Xi'er said in a nasal voice, "don't cry No matter how hard it is, don't cry... "

I heartache for a while, looking back at her, said: "tell me! Xi'er, what's the matter? "

"I don't want to tell you..." Xi'er whispered in my ear, "I cry because I'm sad I'm sad because my heart hurts My heart aches because I'm afraid of I'm afraid, I'm afraid... "

I Leng way: "what are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid of losing..." Xi'er said in a choking voice, "carry me upstairs I don't want to tell you that... "

Before the words were heard, Xi'er put her face on my shoulder and began to cry like a little girl

Her tears wet my collar and neck.

I put her down, grabbed her shoulder with both hands, looked into her tears and said, "what's the matter? Xi'er... "

Xi'er looked at me with tears in her eyes: "nothing..."

She threw herself into my arms and held me tight!

I hesitated for a moment and hugged her with open arms!

"You're a bad guy..." Xi'er fell on my shoulder and choked.

"Maybe," I sighed

"You are the worst and worst villain in the world..." She said chokingly, raising her hand and beating me gently!

I said, "well, I'm the worst, the worst villain."

When Xi'er stopped crying, I gently pushed her away and lifted her face with both hands. Her tearful eyes were shocking!

I watched her and gently wiped away the tears on her face. I said, "don't cry, Xi'er I'll be sad to see you cry... "

Hold Xi'er upstairs and come to the room.

Xing min is still awake. Sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV, she hears the sound of the door lock. She jumps down from the sofa and runs to the door

Seeing me holding Xi'er in, she was stunned for a moment, raised her hand awkwardly and said, "Mr. Lin Here you are... "

When Xi'er sees Xing min, she is obviously surprised.

I said: "min'er, Xi'er has drunk too much. Go and get her a cup of hot water. "

"Yes. Brother Xing Min turns around and runs to the water dispenser.

I helped Xi'er into my bedroom.

Sitting by the bed and drinking two mouthfuls of hot water, Xi'er suddenly stands up